Mary Poppins Gigantic Soundboard Edit

A bit of magic it's easy let's see you think you wink you do a double blink you close your eyes and jump

A british bank is run with precision a british home requires nothing less

A british nanny must be a general the future empire lies within her hands

A double charge aye aye sir

A giant

A giant in the world of finance

A jolly jolly holiday with you

A lady needn't fear when you are near

A man has dreams of walking with giants to carve his niche in the edifice of time

A man with all the important things you have to do shameful!

A proper kite needs a proper tail don't you think

A respectable person like me in a horse race how dare you suggest such a thing

A robin feathering his nest has very little time to rest while gathering his bits of twine and twig

A run sir caused by the disgraceful conduct of your son

A spoonful of sugar goes a long long way

A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down

A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down (2)

A spoonful of sugar that is all it takes it changes bread and water into tea and cakes

A story for you

A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be

A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be (2)

A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be (3)

A thing of beauty is a joy forever

A vanishing breed that's me

A wooden leg named smith

About six foot one i'd say sir

Actually it wasn't a very good kite

Adorable well that's debatable I must say

Advertisement for what for the new nanny you wrote an advert

After our meeting at the albert hall we're all going to downing street to throw things at the prime minister

Again

Ah gingerbread!

Ah ha ha ha ha! here it is

Ah lordly is the life I lead

Ah miss lark thank you

Ah mrs cory

Ah that's the ticket sir

Ah there you are banks I want to congratulate you

Ahoy there! ahoy! good day to you!

Ain't it a glorious day right as a mornin' in may

Ain't she marvellous ain't she beautiful lovely tell your mum!

All around the cathedral the saints and apostles look down as she sells her wares

All from tuppence prudently thriftily frugally invested in the to be specific in the dawes tomes mousley grubbs fidelity fiduciary bank

All it takes is tuppence from you

All right come with me

All right here we go

All right i'll do it myself do what bit of magic

All right ladies and gents

Although you can't see it you know they are smiling each time someone shows that he cares

Am I right bert

An 'ealthy helpin' of trouble if you ask me

An outing with father yes

And a proper tea it is too

And all too soon they've up and grown and then they've flown and it's too late for you to give

And another thing she and cook usually fight like cats and dogs but today

And children who are going on an outing with their father must get some sleep come along please

And don't stumble on the way out dearie

And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake a lark a spree

And hence they find their task is not a grind

And I for one have had my fill of it

And I think you'll find it extremely interesting

And I want you to know that i've noticed it!

And i'm sure that if you go to the kitchen cook will find you a plate of something

And if you think i'm gonna keep my mouth shut any longer i

And it's all me own work from me own memory

And just how much money do you have young man tuppence but I want it to feed the birds

And mary poppins and constable jones and me

And mrs ainslie she was carried off to prison singing and scattering pamphlets all the way!

And now I think we've had quite enough of this nonsense please return to the nursery

And now if you'd be good enough to compute my wages i'll

And now my life's ambitions go with one fell blow

And popping through pictures

And quick as you can say bob's your uncle the most unusual things begin to happen

And see them grateful little faces smilin' up at you because their dad he always knows just what to do

And shut the window! that bird's giving me a headache yes sir

And so i'll pat them on the head and send them off to bed

And so the person that we need to mould the breed is a nanny who can give commands

And that face of her that would stop a coal barge it would

And the british pound is the admiration of the world

And the kite was too strong for us

And the man said to the lady i'm terribly sorry I just ran over your cat

And then the man said i'd like to replace your cat and the lady said that's all right with me but how are you at catching mice

And then we go to mrs cory's sh mrs cory's shop for some gingerbread

And then we go to the fishmonger's I think for a nice dover sole and a pint of prawns

And there was a second chap and the second chap says what's the name of his other leg

And they've all been unqualified disasters

And we all went riding in the countryside!

And we do so want to get on with the new nanny

And we had a lovely tea party on the ceiling!

And we rode the merry go round and all the horses jumped off and

And what would happen to me may I ask if I loved all the children I said goodbye to

And when your little tykes are cryin' you haven't time to dry their tears

And who gets to see it but the birds the stars and the chimney sweeps

And why not a capital idea!

And you did advertise for a nanny did you not

And you'll achieve that sense of conquest as your affluence expands in the hands of the directors who invest as propriety demands

And you'll achieve that sense of stature as your influence expands to the high financial strata that established credit now commands

Andrew worrying won't help anyone

Anything for you mary poppins

Are you getting this winifred oh yes dear every word

Argh! they're at it again!

As a matter of fact since you hired mary poppins the most extraordinary thing seems to have come over the household

As far as we go right not at all

As I expected mary poppins practically perfect in every way

As the ship lay in boston harbour a party of the colonists dressed as red indians boarded the vessel behaved very rudely and threw all the tea overboard

As you wish

At my side where are we going

Aye aye sir

Aye aye sir (2)

Bankruptcies debtor sales

Banks

Banks don't you dare strike my father!

Banks shouldn't wonder if you weren't steering into a nasty piece of weather

Banks where are you going I don't know

Banks! do you hear me

Banks! yes sir now michael

Be that as it may I do not wish to offend but i

Beautiful ain't it a typical english countryside as done by a true and lovin' hand

Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad

Before the mortar of his zeal has a chance to congeal the cup is dashed from his lips!

Bert do you think father really needs our help

Bert i'll thank you to stop putting ideas in their heads!

Bert it's you! in the flesh and at your service

Bert no thank you no sugar for me

Bert what utter nonsense!

Bert'll take care of you like I was your own father

Besides having your extreme good looks if I may say so

Bit early tonight aren't you admiral

Bit late tonight aren't you banks

Bless you

Bless you guv generosity itself that's what you are

But better use it carefully or it could change your life

But but oh very well

But cream of the crop tip of the top is mary poppins and there we stop

But george they're only children

But george you don't play

But goats butt birds fly

But I saw you do it!

But I so enjoy laughing you know and when and when I start it's all up with the that's what happens to me

But I thought it was your bank

But if you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank safe and sound soon that tuppence safely invested in the bank will compound

But it is high time they learned the seriousness of life!

But it's my tuppence!

But mary poppins how long will that be

But mary poppins I am not interested in what mary poppins says

But sometimes a person we love through no fault of his own can't see past the end of his nose

But tea parties on the ceiling I ask you having tea parties on the ceiling and highly questionable outings of every other kind!

But that's going too far don't you think indubitably

But then one day I learned a word that saved me achin' nose the biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes

But there was nothing in it

But what i'm gonna tell the master about the children

But who'll get stuck with the children me that's who!

But you're always saying that you wanted a cheerful and pleasant household

Bye bert bye bye bye bert bye

Bye jane and michael

Can't put me finger on what lies in store but I feel what's to happen all happened before

Capital bit of humour wooden leg named smith

Cast off the shackles of yesterday

Changing bread and water into tea and cakes indeed!

Cheeky

Cheeky devils! give 'em what for! empty the shot lockers! aye aye sir!

Cheroo! cheroo! cheroo! cheroo! cheroo! cheroo!

Children come back here stop those children!

Children come here at once

Children will you please sit up properly at the table

Chim chiminy chim chim cheree chim cheroo

Chim chiminy chim chim cheree chim cheroo (2)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheree

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheree (2)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheree (3)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheree (4)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheree (5)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo (2)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo (3)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo (4)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo (5)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo (6)

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo (7)

Chimney how clever of you to know our drawing room chimney's in the most ghastly condition smokes incessantly

Choosing a nanny for the children is an important and delicate task

Clap like a birdie

Clap like a birdie step in time

Close your mouth please michael we are not a codfish

Collieries tanneries

Come along children

Come along children spit spot

Come along children spit spot!

Come along now come along

Come along please don't straggle

Come buy my bags full of crumbs

Come feed the little birds show them you care and you'll be glad if you do

Come in

Come in constable come in

Come on

Come on and fight you dirty omadhauns! I can lick the lot of ya's

Come on i'll take you home

Come on mary poppins!

Come on my lad is that the best you can do

Come on! I hear the merry go round

Come with me my dears granny'll hide you!

Comical poems suitable for the occasion extemporized and thought up before your very eyes

Common knowledge

Confound it banks! I said do you have anything to say

Consistent is the life I lead

Convivial company time and again

Coo! there's a fair queue of nannies outside sir shall I show 'em in

Coo! you don't think the lion could've got at them do ya

Cook will find you something !

Corporations amalgamations

Crikey

Cynthia's dashing vivian's sweet stephanie's smashing priscilla a treat

Daddy! daddy come back!

Dams across the nile

Dear it's about the children yes yes yes

Dear miss persimmon yes

Did they

Didn't you get sacked

Do we have to mary poppins

Do you deny it

Do you have a handkerchief under your pillow

Do you hear that mate do you wanna put up with that

Do you know what happened yes sir yes I think I do

Do you know what she did I realise it now

Do you know what there's no such thing as

Do you really think so cross my heart you do like the day I met ya

Doesn't it make the third time this week the fourth madam

Don't be all day about it please

Don't fall and smudge the drawing

Don't worry we'll come back soon

Don't you be trying to stop the wretched creature!

Dorcas and phyllis and glynis are sorts i'll agree they're three jolly good sports

Dreadful!