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Slap Shot (1977) Soundboard

Slap Shot (1977) Soundboard

Slap Shot is a classic sports comedy film that was released in 1977. Directed by George Roy Hill, the movie has become a cult favorite among hockey enthusiasts and fans of offbeat comedy. Set in the fictional town of Charlestown, the film follows the struggles of the Charlestown Chiefs, a minor league hockey team on the verge of collapse.

The protagonist of Slap Shot is Reggie Dunlop, played by the legendary Paul Newman. Dunlop, the aging player-coach of the Chiefs, is desperately trying to motivate his team and save it from being disbanded due to the declining popularity of the sport in the area. With his unconventional approach, Dunlop introduces aggressive tactics and dirty play to attract attention and revive the team's fortunes.

The film also features a talented cast, including Michael Ontkean as Ned Braden, a skilled yet conflicted player who becomes a focal point of the story. The eccentric Hanson brothers, played by Dave Hanson, Steve Hanson, and Jeff Carlson, are also introduced as characters who bring their own unique style of play and comedic value to the film. Other notable cast members include Strother Martin, who plays the team's manager Joe McGrath, and Jennifer Warren as Francine Dunlop, Reggie's estranged wife.

As Slap Shot progresses, the team's newfound notoriety brings in increasing fan support and potential buyers for the franchise. However, it also leads to escalating violence and mayhem on the ice, jeopardizing their chances of survival. The raucous comedy and unapologetic portrayal of the sport's rougher side make Slap Shot stand out from other sports movies of its time.

The film skillfully combines slapstick humor with genuine moments of camaraderie and sportsmanship. While the focus is on the game of hockey, the movie also explores themes of resilience, loyalty, and empowerment. It showcases the world of minor league hockey, with its quirky characters and unique dynamics, while also delivering a message about the ways in which sports can bring people together, both for better and for worse.

The success of Slap Shot lies not only in its entertaining storyline but also in the authenticity and enthusiasm shown by the actors, many of whom had minimal hockey experience prior to the production. This realistic portrayal of the game adds to the film's charm and appeal, allowing viewers to become fully immersed in the world of the Chiefs.

To relive the laughter and excitement of Slap Shot, you can watch the movie or download the sounds and theme music from various online platforms. The film's soundtrack, composed by Elmer Bernstein, complements the on-ice action and captures the energy and spirit of the game beautifully. So, whether you are a hockey fan or simply enjoy a good comedy, Slap Shot is sure to entertain and leave you cheering for the underdogs.

Whether you appreciate the memorable performances, the quotable lines, or the energetic soundtrack, it is easy to understand why Slap Shot has endured as a beloved classic in the realm of sports cinema.

A bounty
A bounty (2)
A bounty (3)
A couple tickets in it for ya
A dyke
A gal who works in a shop there has a space open
A gal who works in a shop there has a space open.
A hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull huh
A little bit south of Saskatoon
A look at sports
A one in a million chance
A retirement community has bought the chiefs
A st petersburg florida retirement community is negotiating with the charlestown hockey corporation for the purchase of the charlestown chiefs
A terrible masturbator you know couldn't control himself
Actually it's florida
Actually she's on waivers
Against the rules
Ah geez
Al that's why made the trip!
Alex don't you remember when you had the amnesia you gave me power of attorney
All aboard son
All bad
All I can get
All my years of publicity all the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing!
All prices drastically slashed
All right come on dummy you won the game come on pick up your trophy
All right guys!
All right let's show them what we got guys!
All right no high sticking no tripping no slashing
All right that's it that's the game you lose out!
All right!
All right! kill 'em!
All she could do was drink and cry like you
All together in one room! why not
All together in one room! Why not?
An object right in the face!
And by god if I could get down there i'd be standing up to them!
And Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator.
And from mile forty saskatchewan where he now runs a doughnut shop
And hang up
And he started slapping me around I ended up in the hospital
And he usually refers to the opposing players as the little scalps
And here's a name for you nostalgia fans
And here's a name from the past
And I think that was jack well it was jeff or jack
And if you get hurt by the little things I say I can put that smile back on your face
And it appears the syracuse bulldog management is real thirsty for a big grudge match type victory here tonight
And it's all right and it's comin' along we gotta get right back to where we started from
And jacky was running around telling everybody he was gonna get jill back even if he had to beg her
And now back to jim carr's sports talk
And on the other side of the scale ned braden who's a college graduate and an american citizen!
And one of those little kids said i'm killer carlson
And since we ain't exactly the boston bruins
And that country's refusal to accept him,
And that son of a bitch over there keeps playing me when he knows i'm shitfaced
And the first thing she says to me was come on out by the pool
And the guys are getting anxious to find out what's going on
And the hanson brothers
And the next week we did it sober and it was terrific!
And the rockets' red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
And there's a penalty for that
And there's another little matter that's come up and is kinda pressing and important
And there's no one to stop it because there are no officials on the ice
And we could get somebody interested in the chiefs
And what do you think those old geezers really miss in florida
And you're not getting any younger
Andre of course has been living in semi seclusion in northern quebec ever since the unfortunate denny pratt tragedy
Andre poodle lussier defense
Anita
Announced it this morning april 1 they shut it tight
Any of you guys know the palm isle in this town
Anybody throws me against the boards i'm gonna piss all over myself
Anybody who'd call my old lady a dyke i'd go fucking bananas
Anything new on the sale of the chiefs
Are you a fighter nah i'm a lover
Are you a fighter? Nah, I'm a lover.
Are you crazy those guys are retards!
Are you guys brothers
Are you my girl
Are you nuts
Are you really going
Are you serious
Are you shocked
Aren't those hansons something
Aside of course from the swami baha whose positive thinking records have been a tremendous help
At center for the chiefs number 7 player coach reggie dunlop!
At defense for the chiefs number 5 billy charlebois!
At least i'm not chicken shit like you!
At left wing number 10 ned braden!
At the end of the day I think about women about women's bodies
At this moment I have no idea where she is
Atta boy walt
Back in the old iron lung
Be careful girls
Beat it
Beats me
Before larry has his one chance at our jackpot bowl is there anyone you'd like to say hello to back home
Before the other guys, nobody there.
Before you do that jim I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games to see a great veteran like reggie dunlop skate
Beginning to like it here huh
Behind the net!
Bernard call detroit tell them bullshit!
Bernard they close it
Big afro twenty one twenty two watch out for him
Big crowd out there tonight let's really try to win this one hey boys
Big crowd out there. Let's really try to win this one, hey, boys?
Big deal joe
Bleed all over them let them know you're there
Boys! every scout in the nhl is out there tonight with contracts in their pockets and they're looking for talent for winners!
BRADEN: Slow down. You're making her nervous.
Braden!
Brought to you by sheehan's rustproofing
Brought your cars with you huh
Bullshit
Bullshit!
Bully!
Bully! Can the heavy stuff.
Business here is just dead
But dave was there
But i'll tell you one thing we're gonna win that fucking championship tonight
But she ain't happy. Sam, let them out
But that was my car!
But the mill is closing and next year i'd be interested in a good front office job
But the minute I get up to minnesota i'm gonna bring my guys up there
But we're gonna win it fair and square I mean old time hockey none of this wrestling shit
But you have to understand that I couldn't make enough of a profit to have a sale be worthwhile
Buy you a soda after the game!
By all means
By the time pneumonia set in you'd be sound asleep
Bye francine come back and see us
Bye reggie
C'mon let's go! let's go!
Call the pizza man!
Call the pizza man!
Call your local indian spring man he's in the yellow pages it's only a few pennies a day
Can the heavy stuff let's start something
Can you get my clothes
Canadian club and water
Cement heads
Changez la canal
Channel 8's 11 00 movie richard anthony in high risk devils
Charlestown chiefs seem to be coming down ice with the puck!
Charlie
Chicken shit bastard
Chiefs sought by florida retirement communities
Christ a handsome man like you reggie
Christ we all know how to play hockey just play it smart
Clarence screaming buffalo swamptown!
Clear the puck billy!
Coach our line starts
Coach you want a white avenger
Collect
Come on and see it
Come on braden our line starts
Come on dave!
Come on defense get the puck outta here!
Come on down bring the kids! we got entertainment for the whole family
Come on fellas!
Come on get up!
Come on girls! get out of here! come on
Come on guys! we can get it back!
Come on honey you got all the room in the world you ain't gonna hit anything come on!
Come on in
Come on killer
Come on mo jesus
Come on mo! give it to them!
Come on nail him!
Come on ned hit him!
Come on now the chiefs are a terrific organization!
Come on watch your wing!
Come on what are you talking about
Come on what's the matter with you you're a chief!
Come on who's in
Come on you guys
Come on you son of a bitch! come on!
Come on, Braden. Our line starts
Come on, honey. You got all the room in the world.
Come on, Killer. We win 'cause I score goals.
Come on!
Come on! let's go!
Come on.
Compliments of the chiefs
Compulsory fashion shows every afternoon
Could I be serious for a minute
Could you tell them for example what is icing
Couldn't control himself.
Cover his wrinkled old ass
Cover the point! goddamn it cover the point
Crash how are you
Cut off my balls i'll be skating in florida
Cynthia pierce is having an affair with carl barton
Daddy he called me a pussy and then he changed the station
Damn lard ass
Damn you
Dave hold it steady you're making me miss
Dave is it tough sitting up here watching your team lose like this
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess
Definitely jim
Deliberately
Denis I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey
Denis lemieux continue son saison
Dickie
Dickie dunn dickie dunn
Dickie dunn wrote this
Dickie have you seen francine
Dickie it's me reg
Dickie they've already built the rink!
Dickie, it's me, Reg.
Did you ever want to sleep with a man
Did you hear what he said he shouldn't have said what he said up there you don't say stuff like that when you're on the ice man
Did you listen to the game last night
Did you listen to the game last night? Of course not.
Do you remember the day that shiny day when you first came my way I said no one could take your place
Do you see this quarter it used to be a nickel
Do you think the old folks in florida are gonna like these guys
Do you wanna know how it happened
Does that make him a fag
Don't admit to nothing you guys!
Don't bother your daddy now just go work it out amongst yourselves
Don't come near me!
Don't come near me!
Don't eat my watermelon sticks they're all mine
Don't ever play lady of spain again!
Don't let 'em push you like that
Don't look at me it's mcgrath's doing not mine
Don't touch that television set!
Don't worry about it
Drouin open your fucking eyes!
Drouin, open your fucking eyes!
Dunlop you old fart why don't you get outta the game and let
Dunlop you stink!
Dunlop you suck cock
Eddie shore piss on eddie shore
Eddie shore!
Eddie, listen, this guy she was with, what'd he look like?
Eight
Enjoy the winter clearance sale at howlands
Ensemble number 32 entitled omar sharif and modeled by chiefs' defenseman billy charlebois
Ensemble number 8 as we watch chiefs' defenseman johnny upton
Evening boys
Every piece of garbage that comes on the market you gotta buy it!
Every player on that team thinks i'm the greatest
Every time hanrahan went out on the road I would go over to this wife's house and we would get drunk
Every time she sees me it drives me nuts 'cause I know she's asking herself how'd I get mixed up with a bum like him in the first place
Every time she sees me, it drives me nuts
Every waking hour i'm on the phone with this guy making deals
Every week blah blah blah
Everybody is on their feet screaming kill! kill! this is hockey!
Except right now I gotta take a nap
Excuse me just a minute
Faire pipi eh
Fellas there are six of them out there for us!
Fine
Five dollars she don't even look at your face
Five nothing
Flood city
Florida!
Fold
For about a hundred years, but it's all over
For chrissake!
For chrissake! (2)
For the sake of the game they oughta throw this fucking guy in san quentin
For two to gorgeous honolulu!
Forfeit my ass! look at that!
Four to a room! we're the chiefs!
Francine you look terrific
Free tickets!
Frog pussy!
Fuck him! hanrahan's an ape I knew it'd piss the shit outta of him
Fuck it
Fuck! I lose my blouse
Fucked the barmaid last trip
Fucking chrysler plant here I come
Fucking machine took my quarter
Fucking team's folding
Fucking wearing me out
Gears' goal scored by number 5
Geez i'm really sorry
Geez we've got a lot of years between us francine some hard miles you know I know
Get 'em baby! get 'em!
Get back in the van you're gonna catch pneumonia
Get him the fuck outta there will ya
Get off the ice nick you're gonna kill yourself
Get oggie!
Get out of here you goddamn parasite!
Get out there and stick them! fuck them christ pop them!
Get out there on the ice and let them know you're there
Get out!
Get outta town four eyes!
Get that fucking stick in their side let them know you're there!
Get that lumber in his teeth let them know you're there!
Get that pervert off the ice!
Get the fuck out i'm going home!
Get this guy outta my crease!
Get up off your ass!
Get up! get off your ass!
Get your butt in gear for the love of mike!
Get your eyes examined you idiot!
Get your hands off me or forfeit this game!
Get your paws off me scarface!
Gilmore Tuttle
Gimme a g**** or an orange and none of that stinking root beer!
Gimme that goddamn mike!
Gin
Give 'em hell!
Give 'em some of that back!
Give 'em the old time hockey!
Give them a good warm up denis
Gloves off stick down no warning he challenged the chiefs! called us names! he called us names!
Go chiefs go! go chiefs go!
Go fuck a moose froggy!
Go get 'em killer!
Go get her billy
Go get him killer!
Go get them kid
Go on back to the van 'cause you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia!
Go to the top! that's what we're here for guys to win!
God did we get shitfaced
God i'd forgotten
God it's been a long time since this place saw my shadow
God maybe braden's a faggot ever think of that
God save us
Good
Good crowd
Good game fella good luck to you tonight
Good game tonight guys let's go
Good job guys that's the way!
Good pass!
Good question!
Good seats are still available
Got my eye on the three of you guys you pull one thing you're outta this game
Gotta hand it to the old bastard he's highly original
Grab your frigging gear and let's get going
Great
Guess who
Guys hold it! hold it! that's it hold it! let's go!
Guys we'll party in there!
Guys we'll see you later bye save me a piece of pizza
Hair yeah the hair air! it make me sick
Has been known to carve a man's eye out with the flick of the wrist
Have you seen dunlop or braden
He deserved it! yeah yeah!
He don't know
He got that in the fight last night
He is a criminal element
He picked up his little stick and creamed that other kid.
He picked up his little stick and he just creamed that other little kid
He puts a crushing check on him on the boards
He puts a crushing check on him on the boards
He really doesn't want to rush your progress now
He said if I was a dyke that made him a queer
He said that
He told me so!
He told me the only reason you paid attention to me was to make him crazy so he'd fight
He told me to tell you he's really glad that we're winning 'cause it's gonna make it a lot easier to close that florida deal
He treats you like shit
He was sensational!
He wasn't gonna tell you the fucker was holding onto the news until he could scrounge another job
He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't you know
He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on johnny
He's been so kind to me he comes in every day
He's been so kind to me.
He's completely off his rocker
He's gonna catch his death out there!
He's gonna think the worst
He's in puppy heaven
He's just gonna shock her with his views on life
He's not fighting no he's
He's not playing he's suspended
He's plastered!
He's probably calling florida
He's screening me! move him out!
He's the coach and chief punk on that syracuse team
He's the coach and chief punk on that syracuse team (2)
Hell those poor old people they gotta have something to root for
Hell! here's to the sunshine state!
Hello
Hello there
Help me get the manager somebody help me
Her breathing makes him feel more secure
Here the new boys are coming in on the 4 15 bus
Here they come now!
Here ya go ya bum
Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in f l a
Here's to the sap that would buy the chiefs
Hey billy
Hey billy!
Hey charlie!
Hey coach we got to keep our bracelets!
Hey coach! how ya doing there
Hey come on back!
Hey come out and see the game tonight compliments of the chiefs
Hey denis!
Hey drouin change the channel!
Hey eddie! it's me reg how are you
Hey guys
Hey guys this is dickie dunn he wrote the article on ya in the paper
Hey guys wow we're in trouble
Hey guys! hey! wait up hold up look what I got!
Hey hanrahan! hanrahan
Hey hey there!
Hey I think i'm gonna change my name oh yeah yeah killer
Hey I think you're wonderful!
Hey I want a soda!
Hey i'll try to call you before you go
Hey johnny
Hey killer! get them tonight!
Hey lil lil!
Hey lily we're gonna have a ball!
Hey lily! come on what's the matter with her
Hey lily! hey lily hey! lil
Hey mccracken!
Hey pot's light
Hey reg dunlop how about a statement
Hey reg reg what'd you say to him
Hey reg!
Hey that's got a nice ring to it
Hey use your imagination that's what i've been doing
Hey walt! what are you doing
Hey who's she
Hey you gotta roll with it kid use your imagination that's what i've been doing
Hey you guys listen to this
Hey you know the chiefs are history
Hey, use your imagination. That's what I've been doing.
Hey, who's she?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! dead history!
Hey! hey lily! lil where're you going
Hey! hey! hey! you guys the hanson's
Hey! the team's history kid there ain't no next year
Hey! You guys the Hanson's?
Hi are you guys brothers
Hi coach
Hi coach (2)
Hi coach hi
Hi francine! francine!
Hi guys
Hi guys (2)
Hi guys (3)
Hi guys how ya doing
Hi guys i'm proud of ya they're talking about you in the streets!
Hi guys nice to meet ya
Hi jim carr again
Hi oggie
Hi there jim carr what's your question
Hi you know toe blake no
Hi!
High sticking happen when the guy take the stick and he go like that
His wife is a dyke!
Hit him billy hit him!
Hit him with your purse ya pussy!
Hiya honey! how are ya
Hiya! hi
Hiya! let's go someplace ya know the aces
Hockey their own team a saturday night game
Hold it!
Hold it!
Holy mother of god! are you seeing what i'm seeing
Honey I gotta go
Honey i'm paying by the hour for this thing
Honey somebody's playing a practical joke on you
Honey we won last night! yeah we won I got a good winning streak go
How
How come you talk dirty
How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth place team
How dare you!
How dare you! how dare you!
How do you feel about that
How much
How much do you expect a man to take
How much these goons gonna cost
How ya doing
How ya doing lil
How'd you ask him
How's his family reg
How's it going nick
How's oggie ogilthorpe
Huh
Hurry it up let's get out of here I wanna go home
I came to see your husband
I can circle but it's gonna cost you more
I can get ya straight
I can't figure it out i'm slipping fast
I coach. I got experience. You're no good at it.
I come here to get away from my wife!
I conned you guys I just lied to you
I could make a goddamn fortune
I could probably get some interest yes
I could probably sell you but I can't
I could probably sell you, but I can't.
I didn't do it
I do not believe my frigging eyes
I don't believe a word of that florida shit
I don't believe a word of that Florida shit.
I don't believe that
I don't believe this I don't frigging believe this!
I don't blame you though I mean women's bodies are beautiful
I don't care who own the chiefs
I don't know
I don't know (2)
I don't know (3)
I don't know (4)
I don't know every sucker for himself I guess
I don't know key chain you know car keys house keys
I don't know maybe it's better tight
I don't know what hit me
I don't know what i'm gonna do
I don't know what to say it's up to you
I don't know what's wrong!
I don't know what's wrong!
I don't know why really we were like kids we started playing with one another
I don't know why syracuse has elected to miss the warm up
I don't like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers
I don't like the way they cover theirjugs all up with the feathers
I don't think you understand finance
I don't wanna have stinking a fight again
I don't want any of you youngsters out there to get the idea this is the way to play hockey
I don't want any tits and I don't want any for sale sign
I gave you a quarter at the bus station
I got a better idea let's die in bed
I got a contract!
I got a good deal on those boys the scout said they showed a lot of promise
I got cut in a fight see
I got good news
I guess I owe that to you thank you
I guess i'm their representative
I guess that was a big fight are you in pain
I guess this is my last season
I hate it here make me sick my allergy puke every time like that puke!
I hate my father yes I do i'm also having a lot of problems at home
I hate that cheap little bastard
I hate you braden!
I have a personal announcement though
I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a tv screen if they see violence they'll become violent if they see someone stick up a bank they'll stick up a bank heroin you name it
I have to confess i've never let the children watch a hockey game
I just can't tell you what you've done for all of us here the pleasure you've given us
I just did
I just found out about it tonight
I just made that shit up
I just said I was didn't i
I just said jesus stop it i'm ashamed of ya
I just scored a goal!
I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump!
I just want to say to all you unemployed folks out there that we can get a whole new lease on life with these records nothing will bother you anymore
I knew it'd drive him berserk
I knew there was a reason he made the trip
I know
I know a good bar here the palm isle
I know all the other teams laugh at me
I know but what was it
I know I said some bad things about the boy but I guess we can explain that to the exuberance and excitement of youth because he's certainly changed his ways now
I know that thousands of people in charlestown have lost jobs with the mill closing and all
I know, but what was it? I don't know
I left my husband too
I like to see how the other half lives
I liked jacky yeah he could've been great yeah
I look like some cocksucking faggot!
I look like some cocksucking faggot! You seen Reg or Braden?
I may be bald but i'm not chicken shit
I may be bald, but I'm not chicken shit. I wanna talk about violence.
I mean I could meet somebody you could meet somebody
I mean I put a bounty on this guy's head if I don't get some shut
I mean I walked into the place she comes up to me without even saying hello and just rubs against me
I mean we're a solid act honey we're starting out with something big
I mean you know dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on racing around the ice like that!
I never laid a hand on her she's just a kid
I never laid a hand on her. She's just a kid.
I noticed a discussion with reg dunlop
I only drink in the afternoon or before a game or when johnny's away
I own the chiefs
I protest!
I protest! Protest? Protest my...
I quit I don't wanna play no more you broke the darn car how am I supposed to play
I run a clean game here I have any trouble i'll suspend ya!
I say who own the chiefs
I see
I see 'em walking around the streets depressed all the time
I sold your car
I think i'll invite him out to the summerhouse tonight so we can talk about you more
I think i'm gaining a little weight
I think it's a fucking disgrace
I think it's a fucking disgrace.
I think it's jeff no it's jack
I think that went very well
I think the negotiations are you know going pretty good
I think there are a lot of shysters in florida
I think you look fine
I thought he'd been suspended forever
I thought i'd get jerry one of those great ideas of the world sets
I throw up my hands guys I can't control them anymore they gotta be punished will you do me a favor and put them behind bars
I throw up my hands.
I told him his wife was a dyke
I told him not to do that
I told you I don't want any
I tried to capture the spirit of the thing
I underlined the fuck scenes for ya
I wanna know what happens
I wanna see a lot of work from you guys
I wanna see a lot of work from you guys.
I wanna talk about violence gimme that!
I want a big rally this period
I want a receipt
I want some snatch by the pool
I want that $100
I want to win that championship tonight but I wanna win it clean
I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face
I wanted to tell you I forgot the whole thing
I was gonna come down the other night and ask if you wanted to go to the aces but I don't know something came up
I was in florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist
I was thinking about you the other day and I was trying to imagine you when you were through with hockey and I couldn't
I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing
I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing (2)
I was watching kids play hockey the other day five and six year olds little mites
I will 'cause you're benched!
I will thank you
I wish I could put my arms around you
I won't fight
I would like to see the bail just a little more reasonable
I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks
I'd even fix you something to eat tell you some stories and
I'd forgotten
I'd just like to say that no matter how the game turns out tonight I owe all that I am to our coach he's had the greatest influence on me
I'd like the folks to come down
I'd like to ask you one question
I'd like to have you there with me
I'd like to say hi to all the guys at work if I can
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves
I'll be right back
I'll bench ya
I'll never forget an exclusive interview I did with him many years ago when buffalo revealed that he liked to call his hockey stick the big tomahawk
I'll see you around
I'll take my chances
I'm all for that always good to have choices
I'm anita mccambridge how do you do
I'm ashamed
I'm certainly glad mrs carr isn't here tonight because this is a lascivious display
I'm coming! i'm coming!
I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday
I'm doing a tribute to the team on sunday chiefs fold a sad commentary somewhat along those lines
I'm doing what I like right here
I'm doing what I like. It's making you crazy too.
I'm driving up and I say to myself who cares about florida
I'm drunk
I'm getting tipsy!
I'm gonna be calling my brother in law in the fucking chrysler plant
I'm gonna come back to you!
I'm gonna come back to you!
I'm gonna flash them joe i'm gonna walk down that aisle open this bathrobe and wiggle my dick at them
I'm gonna have to give them odds!
I'm gonna wiggle it at them you cheap bastard
I'm listening to the fucking song!
I'm not bullshitting ya got sticked and shitfaced on the bus
I'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna goon it up for ya
I'm not playing my last game that way
I'm only halfway out the revolving door you know what I mean
I'm placing a personal bounty on the head of tim mccracken
I'm placing a personal bounty on the head of tim mccracken (2)
I'm ready to take estimates from the membership
I'm reggie dunlop of the chiefs
I'm sorry about the chiefs reg
I'm sorry jerry like I say i'd like to cancel the order
I'm telling you broom county is visibly upset by this display
I'm telling you he jumped us
I'm telling you things are really going on out there now
I'm telling you you better be prepared because when I yank it out everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be running for the exits
I'm tits up after this game no matter what happens
I'm too old to be traded again
I'm waiting for quiet
I've been going about this all wrong! I probably am terrific
I've been shitfaced for the past week
I've been sleeping with women
I've botched up everything haven't i
I've done enough shit work for today
I've got nothing to worry about I coach I got experience
I've personally been talking to the owner which is why i've been too busy to call you
Ice is a goddamn disgrace
Icing happen when the puck come down bang you know before the other guys nobody there
Idiot mcgrath and his shitty p r schemes
If anybody boards him he's gonna piss all over himself
If I don't get some shut eye i'm gonna get murdered out there on the ice
If I had to do it again I would've gotten an education you know what I mean
If I wasn't so goddamn busy i'd see more of you
If i'm not tight I can't stand it
If things keep up the way they are hockey players will be nothing but actors punks
If we weren't so far below sea level the radio reception here would be much better
If we weren't so far below sea level,
If you get hurt
If you leave you won't have that problem
If you sign your contract over to me i'll prorate your losses
In fact i've got some equipment i'd like to sell skate sharpener the massage table jacuzzi our bus
In fucking credible!
Indian spring water
Indian spring water (2)
Iron league
Is he a nice guy
Is he nice to her
Is she coming to minnesota
Is that a new dress
Is that right
Is that the first time you wore that dress been going out getting around been seeing somebody in that dress
Is the answer jesus
Is this the guy
Is your team any good
It ain't easy I don't see myself in one of those bullshit 9 00 to 5 00 jobs
It ain't easy.
It ain't mean enough put some blood in there show somebody getting hurt a groin injury!
It just makes me feel glad to see the chiefs on the warpath again to coin a phrase
It just might be syracuse is afraid to come out and face the chiefs
It looks sort of cute
It may have settled in my kidneys
It sucks!
It sucks! No, son, it looks nice and it sells hockey.
It was a garbage goal
It was a garbage win
It was a long bus ride
It wasn't me!
It's 17 i'll check that later
It's a chiefs' key ring you can't buy these in stores
It's against our policy
It's against our policy. Bullshit!
It's all over it's all over that's it
It's all right it's all right
It's along the boards
It's been so much fun waiting to see what you're gonna do next
It's from the owner
It's fucking embarrassing
It's gonna be a big one!
It's good publicity
It's gotta be true
It's him!
It's hush hush and I can't name names but let's say that there's a senior citizens' community in a certain stat that's in the market for a hockey team
It's making you crazy too you're turning into a zombie you told me so
It's never made a fuck's bit of difference whether we won or lost
It's ridiculous for us to be here we stick out like a couple of sore thumbs
It's ridiculous for us to be here.
It's right there look at that!
It's sad so sad it's a sad sad situation and it's gettin' more and more absurd
It's sad so sad why can't we talk it over
It's the old tactic the mind fuck
It's their rink it's their ice and it's their fucking town but tonight we got our fans with us!
It's wonderful!
J g jimmy come over here listen to this
JACK: You nailed him, coach.
Jacky had a whole keg sent in
Jacky st pierre's wife left him
Jealous big guy
Jean guy leave it touche pas
Jerry i'd like to cancel the order

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