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A c sharp d
A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt
A lantern! look you guys a lantern!
A light
Adios senorita!
Adopted wuss
Adopted wuss i'm no adopted wuss!
Ah it's mouth
Ah! guys!
Ah! oh! ruth ruth ruth baby ruth
Ahhhh!!! #ahhh #scream #scared #frightened #spooked #chunk #goonies
All right all right
All right data ow!
All right fellows that's enough
All right my hearties follow me!
All right okay forget it i'm sorry
All right walsh today's the day so let's get this over with
All right!
All that rich stuff
All the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other
Also got the country's highest murder rate in the country
An it! a giant it! they got it chained to the wall!
And anyway if chester copperpot didn't find it how would we find it
And captain chunk says let's get the hell out of here!
And during the firefight there were just guns bursting here and cannons bursting there
And he got caved in and he's been there ever since
And i've got a date with andy on friday all right
And if it's any help to you i'd be glad to communicate with rosalita
And look that says 1632 is that a year or something
And the british they blew up the walls around him
And then he got into this cave
And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience
And then once during lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
And then the armada it took them a couple of weeks but then they caught up with willy
And then there was a whole big war between the armada and willy's ship the inferno
And then willy fled because he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around
And then you know what he did he killed all his men
And these are the rejects
And they got apple!
And they got chocolate eruption!
And they got g****!
And they were digging all these tunnels and caves
And when the fratellis go into that cave then we make a run for it
And you data data
And you know you keep kissing girls the way you do the parts of you that don't work so good they're gonna catch up to the ones that do
And you know your looks are kind of pretty when your face doesn't screw it up
Andy andy
Andy are you all right
Andy goes first I go second
Andy I believe in you
Andy it's okay
Andy this is not the time nor the place for this
Andy this whole ship's a treasure
Andy you took piano lessons
Andy!
Andy! you goonie!
Andy! You Goonie! #andy you goonie #troy #the goonies
Any of you guys ever hear of detroit no
Anybody got a candy bar a baby ruth
Anyway he was being such a jerk you know tilting the mirror so he could look down my shirt so I elbowed his lip
Are those jewels real how'd you find them
Are you all right chunk
Are you okay
Are you okay mouth
Are you okay stef
Are you sure mikey because if you're sure i'm sure you know
As long as you stay here with me
Aw
Aw slothy
Aye sloth!
Back up back up
Bats!
Be careful around here there's a hole I think I think brand was standing in it
Be careful! watch it
Because that means her mom gotta drive and then you gotta make it with her and her mom
Because these are somebody else's wishes they're somebody else's dreams
Because they might have daddy long legs in them
Believe me I know what i'm doing
Besides we gotta get the police
Billions
Booby traps
Booby traps it's only booby traps why you being such a sissy
Boys make yourselves comfortable huh
Boys rosalita doesn't speak a word of english and I know some of you took spanish in school
Boys they're right around here somewhere i'm telling you I can smell their bubble gum
Boys this is rosalita rosalita's gonna help us with the packing just until my arm's better
Brand can we give you a ride somewhere
Brand careful!
Brand how far can you stretch that
Brand hurry i'm in here with my eyes closed
Brand is being so sweet to me
Brand wait!
Brand where you going
Brand!
Brand! brand!
Bring him over here francis
Bullet holes bullet holes
Bullet holes the size of matzo ba
Bully blinders!
But I gotta go to the bathroom
But I smell ice cream
But i'm getting out of here
But if he killed all his men how did the map or the story get out
But no! the one older brother had to go and screw it up
But see that was back in 1935
But still! don't you realize the next time you see the sky it'll be over another town
But the worst thing I ever done
But what if you guys just what if this map can lead to one eyed willy's rich stuff maybe
Bye baby
Bye bye marbles
Bye mrs walsh bye
Bye willy thanks
Call harvey yes sir
Calm down
Calm down we're gonna be okay sure
Can I help you
Can I take piano lessons
Can you do it come on hurry go! go! go!
Can you translate all that
Can't argue with that ma all right
Can't you hold it no
Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid
Can't you smell it guys
Certainly it's where motown started
Certainly mrs walsh
Certainly mrs walsh (2)
Chance at what mikey getting killed
Check out what's down there
Chester copperpot chester copperpot chester copperpot!
Chester copperpot missing while in pursuit of local legend
Chester who who
Chocolate #chocolate #john matuszak #80s #hungry #snacks #candy #the goonies
Chocolate chocolate
Chunk
Chunk (2)
Chunk chunk come here
Chunk I hope that was your stomach
Chunk i'm starting to o d on all your bullshit stories
Chunk no it's captain chunk
Chunk!
Chunk! (2)
Chunk! chunk!
Chunk's up there
Clark can you translate
Coins! rich stuff
Come here daddy
Come on before you catch a real cold
Come on brand slip her the tongue
Come on clark we've got much more to do
Come on get the body
Come on give them a few minutes
Come on guys it's dusty here my hay fever's acting up and you always break something
Come on guys this is our time
Come on hurry up! hurry up!
Come on jake you first
Come on kid
Come on let's go faster guys
Come on mama
Come on mikey it's cool!
Come on mikey we're going now
Come on move it out you too down there!
Come on move! get on! come on!
Come on one eyed willy what does this have to do with the map
Come on sloth!
Come on snap to
Come on tell us really
Come on wanna see it
Come on we don't have all day
Come on what's the matter what is this a nuclear saturday or something come on guys
Come on you idiots!
Come on you wanted to go
Come on!
Come on! (2)
Come on! (3)
Come on! (4)
Come on! (5)
Come on! (6)
Come on! let me out
Come on! let's go!
Come on! let's kill each other over the pepperoni
Come on! where are you going you don't wanna do this
Come to mama baby come on
Copper bones
Could you please take me to the sheriff station I can describe all three of them
Crushing death and grief soaked with blood of the trespassing thief
Cut it out mouth
Dad! it's my marble bag! the fratellis forgot to check it I put the jewels in it
Dad'll do anything to get you to go to sleep
Daddy!
Damn it!
Data come on don't fall behind let's go!
Data come on!
Data data's okay
Data do you have a light
Data do you have a light (2)
Data don't do anything! no!
Data hurry up! don't be a fool data come on!
Data please
Data!
Data! come on turn it off
Data! data come on!
Data's just unhappy
Data's okay
Data's okay but data's quite tired of falling! and data's tired of skeletons!
Dead
Did he say fifty dollar bill
Did you see him guys
Did you see their clothes drug dealers won't be caught dead in those polyester rags
Diez veces diez
Do it
Do it!
Do something hurry!
Do you have a match no i'll light it on the lamp
Do you think your mom is gonna notice
Do you think your mom is gonna notice (2)
Does brand wear braces
Does it work guys yeah!
Don't ask stupid questions! we're stuck! just send down the bucket!
Don't be afraid
Don't give me over here i'm the one that's always gotta
Don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh
Don't let them see us guys
Don't lie to me!
Don't push jake!
Don't say that never say that goonies never say die!
Don't start that
Don't touch it guys
Don't touch that
Don't worry about it just calm down you sure i'm positive
Don't worry boy I brought you some more food
Don't worry I can do it
Don't worry it's chained to the wall
Don't you come home without your brother or i'll commit hare krishna! that's hara kiri ma
Don't you guys remember from the attic the news article
Don't you guys see don't you realize
Don't you remember when I used to sing to you when you were little right
Dork! if god meant to do it that way you'd all be pissing in your faces
Down here it's our time it's our time down here
Downstairs first door on the right
Drainage
Drug dealers
Ease off brand
Empty your pockets! come on! hurry up empty your jewels! come on!
Every time you have feeling we get us in trouble
Everybody and their grandfather went looking for that when our parents were our age
Everything everything everything
Exactly
Except that why that's willy's save that for willy anything else
Fall! break! fall!
Fifty dollar bill fifty dollar bill fifty dollar bill
Fifty dollar bill! #50 dollar bill #money #cash #counterfeit
Fifty dollar bills! guys! hundreds of them! fifty dollar bills!
First we start with the pudgy little fingers then the plump little hands then the fleshy arms
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle
Flunked your driver's test
Flunking your driver's test
Follow me
Follow them size fives
Forever forever and ever
Forge!
Forget any adventures limp lungs
Forget it!
Four waters is that all
Francis
Francis the lock
Francis the rope
Freaking kids
Freeze!
Gas pipes
George washington
Geronimo!
Gesundheit
Get data!
Get down guys get down
Get it off me!
Get me up guys! one two three
Get off it!
Get off me chunk get off me!
Get out of here!
Get out of here! and stay out!
Get out of the way
Get out of the way (2)
Get out of there! i'm the oldest so I call the shots
Get the camera
Get them out of here
Get us in trouble
Get your foot off the table
Give it to me
Give me that give me this thing
Give me the gun give me the gun!
Give me the sword aah!
Gnarly
Go check your brother
Go get out of here
Go get the police we're really in some serious shit here you gotta get the police
Go go go!
Go guys!
Go join your friends you weasels
Go on andy!
Go see what she's ragging about will you
Go!
Go! go!
God put that rock there for a purpose and i'm not so sure you should move it or anything
God these guys
God! what's wrong with you people
Gold and silver shining all over the place!
Gold rock beach is right down this next curve
Good enough I can see their flashlight!
Good idea
Good idea (2)
Good idea jake
Goonies always make mistakes just don't make any more come on
Great! look at that! neato! I love it
Guys come here! he's in here!
Guys freeze don't move don't move
Guys I think I have a match i'm sure of it
Guys i'm hungry I know when my stomach growls there's trouble
Guys i'm stuck with the stiff! he's in here
Guys look it looks like a skeleton of one eyed willy or something
Guys stop put down the outfit okay
Guys thanks thanks a lot
Guys there's a light up ahead maybe we can get out that way let's go
Guys this map is old news
Guys what are we gonna do about that country club it's killing our parents
Half the pepperoni was mine
He and mama wanted to leave there i've spoke out for you
He does that all the time
He said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map
He should be put in a plastic bubble
He takes one step outside and you are in deep absolutely the deepest
He told me that one eyed willy and his bunch were down there for five six years
He was a pro! he never made it this far
He went to get the police
He'd better not have broken those chains again
He's alive! he's alive! he's alive!
He's dead for sure
He's goin' to get the police go! move!
He's gone truly truly gone oh no don't be dead
He's gonna give it back to the museum or whoever they pick to be the new assistant curly curney curator!
He's got my bike! I want my bike!
He's just like his father
Head for the light
Heave ho! goodbye boys!
Hello
Hello little guys
Hello mikey honey
Hello sheriff i'm at the lighthouse lounge and I wanna report well a murder
Help him! help him! hurry up!
Help! get me out of here!
Help! help! help! guys!
Help! rabies! rabies!
Here grab on to the rock come on
Here he comes
Here! over here!
Here's your water
Hey and that's a summer place what's it doin' it open in the fall
Hey come on you guys hurry up! those creeps are still after us
Hey gene how are you great
Hey guys
Hey guys now that we've got
Hey guys what's going down
Hey it's getting late
Hey kid I want you to spill your guts tell us everything
Hey look at that
Hey look at this candles
Hey look at this I didn't know dad had all this stuff up here
Hey ma after we dump the kids how do we get out of here
Hey mike found a map
Hey mikey
Hey mikey gotta go to the bathroom
Hey mikey hey you know you're a great little kid person
Hey mikey I believe you
Hey mikey if you can hear me run!
Hey mikey mikey
Hey mikey this is great
Hey mouth you look better from behind
Hey this is working guys
Hey turkey!
Hey wait for me!
Hey who's down there
Hey you guys ever heard of this guy chester copperpot look what it says
Hey you guys i'm the smallest I wanna go first
Hey you guys if we keep going this far down we'll reach china
Hey you guys look at this
Hey you guys look it must be the old moss garden wishing well
Hey you guys they're gone! they're not here!
Hey you guys you gotta let me in!
Hey you guys!
Hey you guys! (2)
Hey you guys! (3)
Hey You Guys! #goonies #hello #hey #im here #hi
Hey! come on guys! my dad doesn't want you up here
Hey! don't shoot him!
Hey! I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huh ha ha!
Hey! let go of my hand!
Hey! mikey!
Hi dad!
Hi fellas remember me
Hi mikey
Hi mom hi dad I guess we're kind of in deep sh
Hi mr walsh
Hi mrs walsh how are you mrs walsh
Hi sir my name's lawrence sometimes people call me chunk
Hi willy i'm mike walsh
Hit it! what're you doing i'm trying to find middle c this is nothing like my mother's steinway
Hit puree
Hold it right there
Hold on here we go!
Hold on you guys
Hold this
Hold this lantern for me
Holy mackenzie!
Holy mary mother of god look at that oh my god
Holy s h I t!
Holy shit
Home what home in a couple more hours it ain't gonna be home anymore
Honestly
Hope it's not a deposit bottle
How am I supposed to create with that smithsonian piece of shit
How are we gonna get out
How are you duke
How did you get here
How do you think we got the gold
How long have you guys been standing there
How long you boys been at that window
How many more years do I have before I get fat before my hair falls out before I look like him
How many ships did you say there were billions
Huh oh sorry
Huh what the hell
Huh what's this wait a second
Hurry up
Hurry up (2)
Hurry up come on!
Hurry up with that flare! it's pitch black!
Hurry up!
I ain't been leaving no trail
I ain't gonna go first what are you kiddin' me
I bet his id is in his wallet mouth get his wallet
I can feel the air there's something down there
I can't believe it that's it guys
I can't find chunk where's chunk
I can't see anything
I can't see you got a light
I can't swim with my hands tied
I can't tell if it's an a sharp or if it's a b flat if you hit the wrong note we'll all be flat
I didn't touch it
I don't believe you at all
I don't care what you have in your
I don't got it
I don't have the handle! open the lock!
I don't know about it mikey
I don't know what to do with you kid
I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're gonna be in
I don't mind dying
I don't wanna go mikey I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy goonie adventures
I don't wanna see it
I don't wear a hairpiece!
I don't wear braces mikey wear
I forgot
I found your glasses sorry
I got a great idea you guys slick shoes!
I got an idea what is it I saw this on the hardy boys once
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got the last candle mikey get it
I got you
I got you right where I want you!
I gotcha!
I gotta go to the bathroom pee break who's gotta go
I gotta rot with you through eternity I don't wanna rot with you!
I have a feeling about this one
I hit the wrong note i'm not liberace you know
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
I just wanted to say thank you for offering to save my life and everything
I knew he couldn't break them chains
I knew these people were from the ozone
I know how these guys must've died what a mess
I know how you feel wimp
I know I know it's all right it's okay there's nothing to worry about
I know it's him I know I read the article
I know it's to the right thank you
I know what i'm doing
I know you didn't touch it get over here
I know you would think that from good old chunk
I know you're down here one eyed willy you've gotta be down here I can feel it one eyed willy I know you're down here
I let you out mom will ground my ass
I lost my glasses oh that's all right
I love you chunk
I love you too you're gonna get crushed
I made it I beat you I got here in one piece so far
I may have been bad I may have kept you chained in that room but it was for your good
I mean haven't you heard of that guy what's his name the pirate guy one eyed willy
I mean why do you think this map would be up here in this attic when it could be in some safe deposit box right
I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater hid the puke in my jacket climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this
I never felt so bad in my entire life
I only dropped you once well maybe twice
I owe you one
I said I was in charge
I said outside! come on!
I said put that gun away now!
I see data dropped by
I should've let him look at my body don't I have a beautiful body you've got a great body I have beautiful body
I swear on my life they've got it
I think he's chester copperpot
I told you so
I told you there was a passageway
I told you! ha ha! told you! I told you!
I want a cheeseburger #cheeseburger #hungry #starving #glutton #chunk #parody #madlipz
I want a good fettuccine alfredo a bottle of fettuccine 1981
I wanted to say thank you
I was 4 years old
I won't sing anymore all right
I won't sing no more
I wonder if she'll notice
I would really like the house clean when they tear it down
I'll go check the brother
I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will gonna be out of style!
I'll kill you brand!
I'll make sure it's safe it's safe
I'll set booby traps in case anybody is following us like the fratellis so we can hear them coming
I'll show you a tremor
I'll show you that piece that
I'm all right
I'm beginning to like this kid ma
I'm cold
I'm gonna build one like this one
I'm gonna leave the lights on
I'm gonna take care of you because I love you
I'm gonna throw it to you okay
I'm james bond 007 not 00 negative
I'm kidding
I'm locked inside the fratellis' basement with this guy
I'm mr perkins troy's father
I'm not a goonie I wanna go home
I'm not a reject
I'm not afraid of the dark I like the dark I love the dark but I hate nature I hate nature!
I'm not going back to the zoo
I'm not kidding! look in the window!
I'm not!
I'm serious that's not funny
I'm setting booty traps
I'm sorry irene
I'm sorry sir! I tried to give it to you oh i'm sorry! i'm really sorry i'll get you a i'll get you a
I'm sure gonna miss being a goonie
I'm sure gonna miss this place too
I'm taking rosalita to the supermarket
Idiot!
If data's hurt nobody's caring anymore
If he's coming down with asthma I don't want him in the rain
If I found one eyed willy's rich stuff i'd pay all my dad's bills
If it's not the pots they might try to kill us
If we don't do something now there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing
If we stay here we got no future
If you let yourself out i'll break your legs
If you make too many mistakes ye will surely be be what muerto
In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam
In 4th grade I stole my uncle's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played moses in my hebrew school play
In 5th grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog
In the fireplace
Irving
Is she all right
Is that all
Is that all you want #corey feldman #the fratellis #smooth operator #speaking italian
Is the water going down son nope is it going down now
Is there a way out or what
Is this just another one of your tricks
Is your mommy here no sir actually she's down at the market buying pampers for all us kids
Isn't that neat
It all starts here
It could've been a tremor ma
It fits mikey! it fits! we got it! we got it!
It is chester copperpot
It jumped out from the bushes it almost killed us I swear to god
It might be a treasure or something
It took him 376 lawn mowing jobs to pay for that
It was about the history of astoria
It was disgusting you should've seen it
It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
It was very dangerous
It's a map of our coastline
It's a stiff!
It's all coming back to me okay
It's all right brand
It's another one of willy's tricks get out of the way!
It's brand ma
It's chunk
It's dad's business but what is it I told you it was dad's business
It's gold guys we did it!
It's his most favorite thing in the world now it's his most flattest thing in the world
It's locked
It's not funny! she's got a gun!
It's not that hard
It's the fratellis!
It's the start of the tunnel look
It's too I can't do it mama
It's willy
It's willy one eyed willy
It's your echo sloth echo
Jake leave him alone!
Jake look at the date on it
Jake these boys are customers
Jake up!
Jeez mister you're even hungrier than I am
Jerk alert
Jerk alert (2)
Jerk alert!
Jesus!
Jump rope slothy
Just don't leave all right
Just forge now!
Just forge!
Just give me a second okay
Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them
Just put us down safely!
Just watch this
Keep going guys
Kids suck
Killer dead things big
Kind of like us the goonies yeah
Ladies and gentlemen we're at cauldron point and what appears to be a pirate ship
Lady please!
Laser beams!
Lawrence
Leave it let's get out of here
Leave that alone jake
Let go of my arm!
Let go of the handle
Let me help you brother
Let me show you this piece over here
Let's get out of here! go!
Let's get out of here! like now!
Let's go find the gold
Let's go follow me
Let's go you guys! hurry up!
Let's go!
Let's go! (2)
Like dead things mikey
Like the bike
Listen guys i'm the oldest so i'm in charge first we'll
Listen ok you guys would never believe me
Listen you're doing fine you're doing fine
Long enough mikey long enough
Long enough to see you need about 400 roach motels in this place
Look at him
Look at the feast I made you look at the feast I made you wanna eat it have some come on you'll get something
Look at them smiling
Look at these cigarettes
Look at this you see what I found
Look at you! you're hyperventrilicating here
Look how far we've come we've got a chance
Look how's that how's that
Look if we keep going someone's really gonna get hurt maybe dead
Look it's not broken it's perfect ha ha! it's per
Look it's the fratellis
Look mister I need a ride
Look out kid no! don't shoot him!
Look what we brought you oh pizza! your favorite everything's on it
Look you guys daylight
Look you're a mess
Lookit! I got an idea
Looks fine to me
Looks like the cook is carrying something to the kitchen
Lots of water water water water
Lou gehrig
Lowest point nothing let's go now!
Lunchtime!
Ma he's eating my pepperoni again
Ma I don't want him to touch that I worked two hours on that
Ma just don't upset yourself hurry up!
Ma look give you three guesses who left this rope
Ma why'd you have to shoot him he's a fed
Ma you've been bad
Ma!
Ma! (2)
Mama
Mama! mama just let us down easy ma
Man you smell like phys ed
Martin sheen that's president kennedy you idiot! well same difference! I mean he played kennedy once
Maybe chunk already got the police
Maybe chunk found the police
Maybe chunk is dead
Maybe I can go see my auntie or something
Maybe it's a way out
Maybe it's another one of willy's booby traps
Maybe it's the fratellis
Maybe there's some rich stuff! no no
Maybe they're still here god I hope not
Maybe wait a minute guys shut up for a minute!
Maybe we should keep him alive just in case he isn't lying
Me me me me me
Me too me three me four
Mike thanks for taking us up here
Mikey come on our parents are worried it's dinnertime why don't we go home
Mikey I cannot believe that you actually have something this cool in your house
Mikey I want you kept inside
Mikey mikey
Mikey mikey come on
Mikey mikey!
Mikey no more potato chips i've told you
Mikey oh mikey thank god!
Mikey that little
Mikey this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in
Mikey!
Mikey! come here and make me feel like a woman come on give me a nice wet lickery kiss
Miss where's the men's room please
Mom you gotta let me out of here
Mom!
More amazing than the time michael jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom
More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire right
Mouth hold this translate this
Mouth I need you to translate the map 'cause I don't understand spanish right here
Mouth translate
Mouth when you drop something put it back up
Mouth you said you can translate translate right here yeah translate it
Mouth you stepped on my foot
Mouth your father's a plumber what are these pipes all about
My bike! my bike!
My dad tells me the truth
My dad's not home mr perkins
My friends and I just had a run in with these really disgusting people
My god it's working! it's working! you did it!
My gun!
Next time you kiss him do it with your eyes open it's a whole different experience
Nice is my middle name
Niente kids must've cleaned him out ma
No brandon
No don't don't don't brandon
No I want the veal scallopini
No I was just trying to delate myself no no you know dictate myself
No i'll show you! don't go down there! it's all dark down there sloth
No i'm too young! no! I wanna play the violin! not my hand!
No it's your top score on pole position
No no it's deep like there's a hole or a passageway real deep
No pen no pen no write no sign! don't sign!
No sloth it's just your echo echo!
No thanks anyway though
No that's the it
No that's too big try the middle one
No the middle one!
No wait a minute
No way i'm not staying here
No wonder he can't get a license
No! it's my dad's responsibility you guys
No! see one eyed willy stole a treasure once and it was full of rubies and emeralds and diamonds and diamonds
Nobody ever found nothing guys
North's near the restaurant
Not the sword! don't do that we're gonna
Now come one we'll come back for it later
Now do I get the truth do I get the truth or do you get juiced
Now get out from there you're ruining the painting!

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