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"Beetlejuice" is a 1988 fantasy comedy film directed by Tim Burton, in which a recently deceased couple hires a bio-exorcist named Beetlejuice to scare off the new living inhabitants of their former home. See also: Tim Burton, fantasy films, bio-exorcism, afterlife, comedy.

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
A little gasoline blowtorch no problem
A monument to the bored businessman
A very sophisticated pair I mean they even appear in sheets
Aah! uh uh! nobody says the b word come on
Adam
Adam (2)
Adam babs
Adam don't tease her you never got on a in science
Adam I want to be with lydia
Adam is this what happens when you die
Adam let's go
Adam why did you build that
Adam you had a photo of bigfoot
Adam! adam!
Adam! adam! (2)
After my stint with the living theatre
Ah possession good
Ah this is great this is just what the doctor ordered
Ah well I attended juilliard i'm a graduate of the harvard business school
Aha!
Ahh here we go then ready
All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8
All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8 (2)
All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8 (3)
All right
All right let's get down to business
All right that's enough now
An amusement park
An appointment with who
And bring the little pards down here hell we got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with
And d con is on its knees to sponsor the insect zoo
And hey if you act now you get a free demon possession with every exorcism
And how about the math test
And i'll tell you something if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have had my little accident
And look at that kitchen you're finally gonna be able to cook a decent meal
And now I think it's time to have a stretch and to invite our friends to meet your friends okay
And remember i'll eat anything you want me to eat i'll swallow anything you want me to swallow so come on down i'll chew on the dog
And that is what happens when they die
And the moaning is important really moan
And this used to be your house
And uh bring sarah
And we rise to be
And what money don't you believe in my work
And you can come up here and visit us anytime you want
And you do you lydia take this man
And you let betelgeuse out and didn't put him back
And you let otho get hold of the handbook
And you might mention that I single handedly decorated that house
Any minute now
Anyhow we've gotta get some help here we've gotta contact this guy betelmeyer or something
Anyway you can't scare her she's sleeping with prince valium tonight
Appointment for what
Are they here yet
Are they still here otho otho are they still here
Are we halfway to heaven are we halfway to hell and how long is this gonna last
Are you a ghost too
Are you available
Are you gross under there
Are you juno our caseworker
Are you kidding can't you read signs
Are you night of the living dead under there' like all bloody veins and pus
Are you sure you wouldn't rather go to jamaica or someplace like that
Are you the guys hiding out in the attic
Aren't you scared
As flies the lizard serpent fell as goblin vizard at the spell
As sudden thunder pierces night as magic wonder mad affright
At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved
Attention kmart shoppers
BachelorsParty
Barb honey we're dead I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore
Barbara
Barbara and I worked very hard on this house
Barbara barbara
Barbara come with me down to the store
Barbara how did you do that
Barbara we did call him and he seemed awfully pissed off
Barbara we're home
Barbara you don't know what's out there
Barbara!
Barbara! (2)
Be careful
Be my guest
Because if I tell you you'll tell your friends they're calling me on the horn all the time
Beep beep
Beetle
Beetle breakfast beetle drink beetle beetle juice
Being dead really doesn't make things any easier
Besides i'm not exposing that little girl to that pervert down there
Besides we could try again on this vacation you know
Betel
Betelgeu
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse (2)
Betelgeuse (3)
Betelgeuse (4)
Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse
Betelgeuse the bio exorcist
Birdies
Blue green
Blugh
Boo!
Boo! (2)
Boy do you know how to pick them let me ask you something is this relationship really solid do I have a shot at her
Boy oh boy this place just gets weirder and weirder
Breakfast orange orange beetle beetle fruit
But barbara honey it's too late we have to go through with this
But bernard what about this table
But I strongly suggest that you remove the deetzes yourselves
But maybe if you have a pen maybe we can I know you ever play charades
But other than that it's perfect just perfect
But rather than have you stumble onto it and make another mistake i'll tell you
But these people
But this house is too big for you it really ought to be for a couple with a family you know
But we have these pictures lydia
But you know in order to do that you've gotta say my name three times
By the time you read this I will be gone having jumped having plummeted off the winter river bridge
Cabin fever hon
Call betelgeuse betelgeu betel
Called the caterer he's got a great band
Can you stop this
Can't see you right uh uh
Can't you see i'm relaxing in here
Cantdresslikeawoman
Careful that's my sculpture I don't mean my as in I bought it I mean I made it it's my sculpture
Charles
Charles (2)
Charles we're here to see some ghosts
Charles what I wanna know is why didn't you tell us about this before
Charles you're lucky the yuppies are buying condos so you can afford what i'm going to have to do to this place
Claimed he could get rid of the living
Coach
Coach coach where's the men's room
Come and have a look
Come here
Come mister tally man tally me banana
Come mister tally man tally me banana (2)
Come on
Come on (2)
Come on (3)
Come on (4)
Come on a little closer step right up test your strength
Come on come on
Come on come on come on
Come on come on in
Come on come on over we'll have a little bite you'll have something to nosh
Come on come on think of it as a marriage of inconvenience okay we both get something
Come on down here and see it
Come on get out of my way
Come on if they are in here I don't want to scare them away
Come on just say it
Come on kids what do I have to do to strike a deal with you two huh
Come on let's get rolling now rev
Come on let's go let's get on with the ceremony
Come on! whoa! whoa! stop it! whoa!
Cut it out i'm a child for god's sakes
Cute couple look nice and stupid too
D 90s
Dad
Dad don't
Dad's found a way of making some money while I relax so would you scram
Damn sandworms thirteen percent huh
Day me say day me say day me say day
Day me say day me say day me say day me say day me say day o
Day me say day o
Day o day o daylight come and me wan' go home
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Daylight come and me wan' go home (2)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (3)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (4)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (5)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (6)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (7)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (8)
Daylight come and me wan' go home (9)
Dead dead dead deadski
Deceased
Delia
Delia deetz welcome home
Delia hates it
Delia let's get this show on the road
Delia says you can wear any sheets you want
Delia you are a flake you have always been a flake
Did you feel something
Do you betel
Do you know where that's going did anyone tell you where to
Do you remember how we got back up here
Do you take this woman to be your wedded wife
Do you think I want to die like this
Do you want to spend the next 125 years having breakfast with this woman
Don't bait your mother pumpkin
Don't mind her she's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister
Don't worry I locked the door
Don't worry we're not relying on her we have otho
Don't you dare speak to others about me
Don't you hate it when that happens
Draw a door
Drive carefully
Enough there to do the entire guest room
Every time she says that the paint peels and uh some wild creature tries to kill us
Everything goes along with whatever's in the attic
Everything seems to be pretty much back to normal I think
Excuse me
Excuse me (2)
Excuse me (3)
Excuse me down we go
Excuse me we are leaving now
Fabulous
Fine
Fine you look fine
First the house
First word two syllables
Five
Flight 409 arriving
Flight 409 is arriving at gate 3
For instance what are your qualifications
For juno your caseworker
Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation
Funeral
Furniture truck is coming we're gonna have to decide what goes and what stays
Get it
Get them out yourselves it's your house
Ghosts in designer sheets no less
Ghosts you're telling me we have ghosts in this house
Give or take a year
Give that to your father
Go ahead barbara say it
Go ahead make my millennium
Go on get downstairs men's room
God how can he stand that woman
God this book is so stupid I can't understand anything in there
God what's she doing here
God you guys really are dead
Good good
Good idea
Good luck thanks
Good sturdy country craftsmanship
Got into more trouble
Got it okay now two
Great choice we got here
Ha
Ha! already
Handbook for the recently deceased press
Handbook for the recently diseased deceased
Hands vermilion start of five bright cotillion raven's dive
Happy vacation honey
Haunted houses aren't easy to come by
Have I not always made you money I think that's the only real question here
Having trouble with the living
He does not work well with others
He got hair right down to his goddamn shoulders
He likes it
He says to me just trim it a little I took the scissors to him so fast
He told me that if I let him out he would take me to the other side to find you
He wants to bring the wife and family up here for some peace and quiet
He was my assistant but he was a troublemaker
He went out on his own as a freelance bio exorcist
He's the genius who gave us the talking marcel marceau statue it was a sensation
Helen got it for me in oslo
Hell i'll possess myself if I gotta
Hello
Hello where are you
Help me help me help me
Help!
Here hold that for me will you
Here in the old hardware store
Here it is here you go
Here take that
Hey come on
Hey come on you've got to work with me here i'm just trying to cut a deal what do you want me to do
Hey hermano
Hey hey hey
Hey i'm just doing my job besides I thought we had a deal
Hey i've been to saturn
Hey it's okay you know why I don't wanna do business with you deadbeats anyway thank you
Hey jane up here jane
Hey look at that
Hey look out for that !
Hey maybe we should try that beetle guy
Hey there goes elvis yo king
Hey these aren't my rules come to think of it I don't have any rules
Hey this might be a good look for me
Hey what are you doing hey stop it hey you're messing up my hair
Hey you hey come here
Hey!
Hi
Hi (2)
Hi barbara hi
Hi how are you
Hi how are you (2)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Hmm I wonder what this could be
Hmm nice building bad roof good parking
Home
Home home home
Honey
Honey I just uh finished the initial presentation
Honey nobody can see us but she did
Honey today i'm 260000 dollars
Hope you like italian
How are you doing ernie
How did you guess
How do I look there are no mirrors on this side
How long do you suppose we were waiting there
How'd you do on that science test
How's the model coming
How's your arm I don't know it feels frozen
Hungry come on hey come here I got something good for you
Hydrated chromic oxide
I am alone
I am utterly alone
I beg your pardon
I better go
I can buy the whole town
I can only do so much
I can't believe they didn't tell us
I can't believe we're eating cantonese is there no sichuan up here
I can't bring the ghosts dad they're not here
I cannot watch this
I could live here
I could start sculpting again you know i'm only truly happy when i'm sculpting
I did
I didn't
I didn't even know I could do the calypso
I didn't say anything
I didn't want to bring it up
I don't care
I don't care i've changed my mind
I don't get it
I don't know
I don't know (2)
I don't know about you two but i'm perfectly happy here
I don't know i'll go find out
I don't know what your signal means
I don't know where it came from
I don't know why we keep looking in that stupid book
I don't see anything about heaven or hell
I don't think we survived that crash
I feel so stupid
I get out you get to say you're hitched with the most eligible bachelor since valentino came over
I got an a
I got these friends on the outside that I said i'd meet
I had maxie dean on the phone honey
I hate this
I have a feeling there's something very interesting behind this door
I have a feeling things are going to be a little better around here from now on
I have an idea
I have consistently lost money on her work for years
I have never been so embarrassed
I have to show you something look
I heard
I just hope it wasn't yet another of your dreary suicide attempts
I just wanna see them
I know but I think he can be useful later
I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design
I know what you two are up to and you're not gonna get away with it
I like that little girl
I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time during that
I mean before your nerves went you were a demon
I mean everyone's gonna want them for their parties ha ha
I mean there's absolutely no organic flow through
I myself am strange and unusual
I need a new brush for this tung oil and I want to get a part for the model
I noticed that too it's like a giant ant farm
I now pronounce you
I read something in this book this morning about emergencies all right here it is in case of emergency draw a door
I received word you allowed yourselves to be photographed
I saw some ghosts
I say we open it
I should remind you all that I am delia's agent
I think she understands me
I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away and you didn't get scared
I think they've had enough exercise for tonight
I think we scared them away so let's just leave them alone all right
I think we should keep it the way it is
I think we're in the model
I think what you did with the place is wonderful
I thought I saw something
I told them you were too mean to be afraid
I travel quite extensively
I understand I understand
I wanna be dead too
I wanna get in
I want betelgeuse out of the picture
I want out for good in order for me to do that hey I gotta get married
I want to make sure it's not some silly parlor trick
I want to talk to barbara
I was just telling barbara about this offer on the house
I was one of new york city's leading paranormal researchers until the bottom dropped out in '72
I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax
I wish I had a better view of the cemetery from here I can't tell which is the best placement for us
I wonder where a guy an everyday joe like myself can find a little action
I would rather talk about
I'd almost given up on you I was about to leave I do have other clients
I'd like to propose a toast to our intrepid friends who braved the expressway and two dozen tollbooths to be with us this evening
I'll be needing something personal of theirs
I'll be right back
I'll fix you something to eat
I'll get it
I'll go first honey
I'll just get the
I'll make some coffee and you get wood for the fire
I'll make the presentation
I'll scare them real bad
I'll see you in a few weeks okay
I'm dead
I'm glad I caught you I heard you were on vacation
I'm gonna get her
I'm gonna get started right away
I'm gonna go back down to the bridge and retrace our steps
I'm here to relax and clip coupons and damn it I mean to do it
I'm here with you I will live with you in this hellhole but I must express myself
I'm lydia and i'm of sound mind
I'm not fond of charles deetz particulary but you could've killed him
I'm not scared of sheets
I'm not staying here not a minute
I'm not your coach he survived
I'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home
I'm telling you honey she meant nothing to me nothing at all
I'm the ghost with the most babe
I'm totally enchanted
I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation ghosts
I've got a card around here somewhere here
I've gotta show up at shopping centers for openings sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell okay a living hell
I've seen the exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it
Icandomore
If anything actually happened here I shall handle it but not until i've seen some real proof
If you could get me out over there then maybe we could talk or something
If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!
If you guys are gonna do that weird sexual stuff do it in your own bedroom
If you insist on frightening people do it with your sculpture
ImfromVietnambrotha
In case he needs any advice in that arena have him come see me
In fact I believe he's been sleazing around your cemetery lately
In fact no one dining here this evening has not been in vanity fair except you
In heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything
In the book rule number two the living usually won't see the dead
In the meantime the dowry's on me dad
Inchlongdude
Is death a problem and not the solution
Is the rest of the house as bad as this
Is this a punishment or something what are we gonna do
Is this the key to the attic
Isn't there an index or something no nothing
It doesn't matter
It just says won't
It makes me want to kiss you guys come on give me one
It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you
It says live people ignore the strange and unusual
It was gross they wanted me to dissect a frog I told them no way I said it was against my religion so I got a c
It was like being in an amusement park wham!
It was you wasn't it
It'll be tricky but I think I can handle it
It's 6 45 in the morning
It's a little private joke that lydia and I share
It's about 3 30 I guess
It's all in the handbook
It's all very personal
It's bad luck
It's jane
It's just that really this house is too big
It's just that winter river connecticut is if you'll forgive me nowhere
It's locked how did they get in
It's me lydia
It's not a building that's the beauty of it
It's not a joke
It's not stupid barbara
It's okay it's okay it's us
It's okay there's no damage look see it's okay
It's otho otho why don't you just come in the front
It's sectional
It's showtime
It's so big how will we get it out
It's the whole damn town
It's too late charles i'm sorry
It's your turn honey
Jane don't send people photos of our house
Jane says we should sell the house to someone with a family
Jeez lydia is connecticut so boring
Jeez!
JerseyCity
Jewelry store here that's not it
Jump in the line rock your body in time
Just can you give me the basics
Just say it
Just say it (2)
Just today she tried to convince me that this house is haunted
Just what type of motivation do you require otho
Keep moving
Kids you know I love them
Knock three times
Learn to throw your voice fool your friends fun at parties
Leave me alone all of you
Let me ask how do you get them so sm
Let's get one thing straight
Let's go barbara
Let's watch them scatter any minute now they're gonna come running out of that door screaming
Lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
Listen I think we can scare them off ourselves tonight
Listen to her on this lydia this is something we know a lot about
Listen to me no!
Listen to this geographical and temporal perimeters
Listen you guys these ghosts are really nice people
Look at the publisher
Look at this place everything's different all our furniture's gone
Look at us huh we even shop at the same store
Look i'm what you call an illegal alien okay
Look it's him betelgeuse
Look we've been to saturn
Look you know just turn around
Looks great
Looks like we dig barbara
Lydia I am giving a dinner party tonight for seven people
Lydia will bring the ghosts
Lydia you finally decided to join us
Lydia you take us up there right now
Lydia's trying but they don't believe her
Maitland party of two
Makeitonmonday
Man and
Manchurian tung oil where did you get this
Max you've got to come up here and see
Maxie dean's coming up here tonight
May we continue with the ceremony
May your buildings go condo
Maybe charles does
Maybe I have a chance to teach you something here
Maybe they'll leave now that snake was a pretty nasty customer
Maybe this is heaven
Maybe this was all a bad idea
Maybe we should just take things extra slow
Maybe we should knock first
Maybe you can relax in a haunted house but I can't
Maybe you could help me get out of here you know because I gotta tell you this uh death thing it's just too creepy
Maybe you should get it okay no!
Moan louder
Mom dad I just want you two to know you're welcome in our house anytime you want to come over
Mom let's just go
Morning adam need a haircut before your vacation
Mr and mrs maitland
My agent bernard is bringing a woman who writes for art in america
My father bought this place he never walks away from equity
My god
My god that was close
My photo of bigfoot is a different story
My whole life is a darkroom one big dark room
My wife and I would like to ask a couple of questions
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Never trust the living
Nice fucking model
Night of the what living dead it's a movie
Nightshade's promise spirits strive to the living let now the dead come alive
No
No (2)
No (3)
No (4)
No (5)
No (6)
No (7)
No feet
No ghosts here
No I am sick of that subject
No I mean they're gone split out of here afterlife kids deceased
No i'm not putting up with this
No jane
No lydia we're dead
No no i'm sorry that does not go there
No really they said they might come back and we could all live here if you agreed not to tease them or make them do stupid tricks
No thanks bill
No they're not they're already dead they can't feel a thing
No way there's no place like home
No we don't I mean can't we rebel or something
No we just wanna get some people out of our house
No what snake you kids and your imagination
No you don't
No you don't need to talk to barbara
No! lydia don't say it
No! no what are you doing excuse me put it down
Normally chicks
Not bad not bad
Not so fast round boy we're gonna have some laughs
Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy
Now go clean house and don't forget the photographs and the damned handbook
Now let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
Now listen enough of this talk about visiting okay I gotta go
Now lydia favor us about your ghosts
Now what do you think you think i'm qualified
Now why do I know that name
Now you go ahead
Now you must remember ed maxie
Number 54000601 ferndock
Of course I can see you
Of course they're dead they're ghosts
Of course you are
Oh adam I can't go through with it
Oh adam that guy's in our cemetery
Oh adam what is this
Oh barbara you are not gonna believe
Oh boy you guys are really a couple of spooksters aren't you
Oh charles
Oh come on don't go yet hey guy come on we're simpatico here
Oh delia lighten up
Oh gee
Oh god
Oh help help i'm getting all yellow
Oh honey this is not working out at all
Oh honey you got it thank you
Oh I forgot to lock the attic door
Oh it's about time
Oh it's great
Oh jeez I don't know I mean it's kind of a big decision isn't it I always said if I ever did it I was gonna do it once and that was it
Oh look an indoor outhouse
Oh no
Oh no (2)
Oh no (3)
Oh pumpkin I didn't mean anything
Oh really what are you saying
Oh that's a big fella whoa!
Oh then we own a whole town in the middle of nowhere
Oh they're still here they're just hiding out
Oh this is gonna take some time honey
Oh um uh
Oh we forgot our handbook
Oh who are we kidding charles you've never had a bad idea
Oh yeah
Oh yeah here I come baby
Oh yeah hey adam nice move
Oh! oh I know what you're asking me can I be scary
Ok I believe you!
Ok I believe you! (2)
Okay
Okay go
Okay have you been studying the manual
Okay just help them
Okay think about it
Okay you look great
Once you cover up the wallpaper knock down a few walls this place might just be livable
Ooh i've got to go
Ooh la la what do we got here the maitlands huh
Ooh look
Oops we're gonna need witnesses would you
Open this door you dead people or we'll bust it down and we'll drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourself with
Open up!
Otho
Otho (2)
Otho (3)
Otho and I have some great plans
Otho are you doing this
Otho can you do it
Otho can't you do something
Otho fenlock's locked door ghosts
Otho I didn't realize you were into the supernatural
Otho you can't even change a tire
Otho you get maxie on the phone right away
Otho you left the city for me I am so happy
Our ghost our corpse
Ozzie and harriet
Paranormal is that what they're calling your kind these days
Pardon me did you do that that's very nice work
People will pay big money for this right grace
Perfect start to our vacation
Perhaps if i'm properly motivated
Plan to have a stroke from the amount of msg that's in this food
Please report to door number 9
Please they're dead it's a little late to be neurotic
Poor devils
Probably committed suicide up there
Probably feel guilty about what they did to me
Pumpkin sweetheart go help your mother
Put it on the table
Put it up come on careful
Putz
Remember i'm schooled in chemistry I was a hair analyst briefly
Right
Right (2)
Rives asunder man's delight
Sarah loves the supernatural
Save that guy for later huh
Scram
See here's my problem
See we can do this stuff on our own
See you later huh bill
Shake shake shake senora shake your body line shake shake shake senora shake it all the time
Shall we
She has such a tendency to overreact
She'll have him sprint up here in his helicopter if you can produce ghosts for her
She's a little bit nervous uh maybe I should answer for her okay
She's got photos barbara
She's right honey we just have to keep this simple we can do this come on
Shh! don't even say his name you don't want his help
Sick sexual perversion
Six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
Snakes ghosts shrimp
So
So (2)
So can i
So few clients are able to read my mind they're just not open to the experience
So I don't care what it takes
So I was just wondering could you help me get out of here
So let's play family just for tonight hmm
So say it once say it twice third time's the charm
So where are they
So without further delay welcome to winter river museum of natural greed
So you were miserable in new york city and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks
Soon as we get settled we'll build you a darkroom in the basement okay
Sorry didn't see you sitting there
Sorry ma'am
Sounds like lydia got an a on the math test
Stack banana 'til de mornin' come
Start simply do what you know use your talents practice
Stepmother
Stop it
Stop stop
Straight back
Strike
Sure
Sure am I overstepping my bounds just tell me come on
Sure I can help them but you've gotta help me
Sure sure sure go ahead shoot
Sure talk amongst yourself
Sure yeah go ahead
Take a hike
Take care
Take the handbook and go to the sixth door
Tango waltz or the rumba senora's dance has no title
Ten minutes i'm already perfectly at ease it's perfect
Thank you
Thank you thank you
Thanks i've been feeling a little flat
That fire wasn't burning when we left
That is what happens when he dies
That is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe I won't I won't do them
That little girl saw us
That's a skeleton key that key will open any door in the house
That's a very good idea that'll be um ahem very time consuming
That's cute delia

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