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A butterfly can flap its wings in peking and in central park you get rain instead of sunshine
A dna strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing
A few species may have evolved along those lines
A full dna strand contains three billion genetic codes
A hundred million years ago there were mosquitoes just like today and just like today they fed on the blood of animals even dinosaurs
A load if I may say so of fashionable number crunching
A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching.
A reminder the boat for the mainland will be leaving at 1900 all personnel be at the dock no later than 1845 no exceptions
A turkey
Absolutely spectacular designs spared no expense
Access main program
Access main program grid
Access main program grid.
Access main program. Access main security.
Access main security
Actually they can't breed in the wild
After 20 or 30 feet you come to a t junction take a left
After a long time the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized just like a dinosaur bone preserving the mosquito inside
After careful consideration i've decided not to endorse your park so have i
Ah ah ah #you didnt said the magic words #hacked #virus
Ahead of you is a metal staircase go down it
Alan and lex and tim
Alan if you wanted to scare the kid you could've pulled a gun on him yeah I know kids
Alan look at this
Alan this species of veriforman has been extinct since the cretaceous period I mean this thing what
Alan where
Alan! (2)
Alan... where?
Alejandro's prepared a delightful menu for us chilean sea bass I believe shall we
All right here I go okay
All right she's suffering from melia toxicity every six weeks
All right slow down slow stop!
All security systems are enabled we got it
All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway
All we have to do is turn them back on reboot a few systems in here telephones security doors half dozen others but it worked
All we have to do is turn them on, reboot the system:
Amphibian dna what's that well on the tour the film said they used frog dna to fill in the gene sequence gaps
An aim not devoid of merit
And a seesaw.
And before you even knew what you had,
And blended it with that of frogs.
And even the word "raptor" means "bird of prey. "
And even the word raptor means bird of prey
And he slashes at you with this a 6 inch retractable claw like a razor on the middle toe
And his book was a lot fatter than yours like this really yours was fully illustrated
And I thought maybe I should tell you the system is gonna be compiling for 18 to 20 minutes
And i'm not talking just about rides everybody has rides
And if I could just persuade you to sign off on the park
And it made a bunch of diamond dust and that changed the weather
And it made diamond dust. That changed the weather, and they died because of the weather.
And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosaurs.
And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrist
And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrists
And not just kids everyone
And not just kids, everyone. We're going to open next year.
And now, we can make a baby dinosaur.
And push
And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago like dinosaurs left their blueprints behind for us to find
And that's when the attack comes.
And the computers aren't even on their feet yet.
And the concrete moats and the motion sensor tracking systems
And then my teacher tells me about this book by a guy named bakker and he says
And then of course the tour moves on
And there's another example
And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds
And they're astonishing jumpers
And virtual reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the dna sequence
And we can charge anything we want 2000 a day 10000 a day and people will pay it and there's the merchandise
And what are those small versions of adults honey
And why did they put the fiberglass thing
And you're telling me that Hammond can't even be bothered to see me?
Andale, si! Vamonos
Anybody hear that it's an impact tremor is what it is i'm fairly alarmed here
Anybody want a soda or something
Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter
Are these characters auto erotica
Are they heavy yeah then they're expensive put them back
Are those meat eating meat asauruses
Are we gonna hit that
Are you hearing this
Are you sure pretty sure
Are you sure we have to it's not worth taking the chance
Aren't they lovely aren't they glorious though
As I was saying we laid on lunch for you before you go into the park our gourmet chef alejandro
At least you're out of the tree
Baby Velociraptior #velocoraptor #chris pratt
Back in business #back in business #go back to work #break time is over #ellie sattler #laura dern #steven spielberg
Bad wind shears we have to drop pretty fast so hold on this can be just a little thrilling
Because all the animals in jurassic park are female
Because grant's like me he's a digger
Because of the behavior of the system in phase space
Because they sure don't look like birds to me
Because velociraptor's a pack hunter
Big tim the human piece of toast
Bit of an alarmist i'm afraid but knows more about raptors than anyone
Block the opening! Don't let her get out!
Block the opening! don't let her get out!
Blood temperature seems like about high 80s maybe wu ninety one
Bring it forward come on!
But again how do you know they're all female what does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts
But I think I can follow this and then talk you through it
But it ought to be me really going why i'm a and you're a
But my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls
But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they'll defend themselves violently if necessary
But we've never shut down the entire system before it may not come back on at all
But you can't think through this one john you have to feel it
But you can't think through this one,John
But you need that piece over here and that piece
But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should
By the way dr sattler she's not available is she why
Call the mainland tell them to send the damn helicopters
Can I touch it sure
Can we chance moving him please chance it
Can't we see the unfertilized eggs shortly
Can't we see the unfertilized eggs? Shortly, shortly, shortly
Can't you stop these things
Chaotician chaotician actually
Cheap cheap
Clever girl
Clever girl
Cloned from what
Come on come on girl come on come on baby
Come on come on little one come on
Come on come on then there you are
Come on girl come on up here girl
Come on guys it's not a race
Come on lex!
Come on this way
Come on tim hurry up let's get up this tree
Come on tim it's okay listen try up here
Come on we've got to get out of here now! right now! let's go
Come on, little one.
Come on, this way
Come on.
Condors condors are on the verge of extinction
Control room
Control room. Tour
Correct theoretically yes
Cover it all up pull it over
Cover it all up! Pull it over!
Cover the site! cover up the dig!
Creation is an act of sheer will
Customs can even check it if they want to
Damn it dead end
Damn it even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor pen
Damn it!
Dennis our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers
Deny them that
Did I say jerk
Did it work
Did you enjoy the helicopter yeah it went down and we all went right up
Did you feel that
Dilophosaurus! shit!
Dino droppings droppings
Dinosaur Herd #stampede #herd
Dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the earth
Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction
Do they show intelligence was their brain cavity
Do what dr grant says!
Do you got any kids me hell yeah three I love kids
Do you really think dinosaurs turned into birds and that's where they went
Doctor wu inserted a gene that creates a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism
Doctors if you please I have to insist that we get moving
Doctors, if you please, I have to insist that we get moving.
Dodgson we've got dodgson here
Don't be scared come on it's okay
Don't be too hasty I mean it's only been gone
Don't get cheap on me dodgson
Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson.
Don't let the monsters come over here
Don't move he can't see us if we don't move
Don't pull me too hard
Don't scare me
Don't you see the danger john inherent in what you're doing here
Donald dear boy relax try and enjoy yourself
Donald let him talk there's no reason I want to hear every viewpoint I really do
Dr grant
Dr grant come in the second car
Dr grant dr sattler we're ready to try again
Dr grant if there's one person here who could appreciate what I am trying to do
Dr grant my dear dr sattler
Dr grant!
Dr grant! (2)
Dr grant's not machine compatible
Dr sattler come with me
Dr. Grant, as I was saying,
Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler,
Drop what you're doing and leave now
During most of your tour the appropriate information will be automatically selected and displayed for you
Eat man.
Eighteen minutes and your company catches up on 10 years of research
Ellie come on!
Embryo can #jurasic park #embryo #barbasol can #vials
Even problem solving intelligence; especially the big one.
Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right
Everybody heads up! keep it clear now
Everybody stay here.
Everybody, heads up! Heads up! Keep clear!
Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals
Fast for a biped cheetah speed
Faster tim!
Faster, Tim!
Fences are failing all over the park
Fifty sixty miles per hour if they ever got out in the open
Fifty, sixty miles per hour, if they ever got out in the open. And they're astonishing jumpers.
Find nedry check the vending machines
Find your footing
Five four three two one
Follow me
For a further three years
G'day, Henry. Oh, good day, sir.
Gate keeper!
Genetic power's the most awesome force the planet's ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun
Gennaro said to stay put
Get down now! you're gonna have to jump
Get off the stick! bloody move!
Get rid of the flare!
Get rid of the flare! (2)
Get somebody else because I won't do it
Get the kids!
Get the kids! (2)
Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!
Get you to a doctor
Give me that glass of water we'll conduct an experiment
Go away! it's okay it's a brachiosaurus
Go i'm not letting go
Go now!
Go tim
Go tim go!