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Jurassic Park, the iconic science fiction adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg, took the world by storm upon its release in 1993. Based on Michael Crichton's novel of the same name, the movie immediately captured the imagination of audiences worldwide with its groundbreaking visual effects and breathtaking storyline.

The film boasts an impressive cast, featuring some of Hollywood's most talented actors. Sam Neill shines as the paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant, who is invited to Jurassic Park, a theme park where genetically engineered dinosaurs roam. Laura Dern portrays Dr. Ellie Sattler, a paleobotanist and Grant's love interest, adding depth and intelligence to her character. The eccentric yet captivating role of the park's creator, John Hammond, is brought brilliantly to life by the legendary Sir Richard Attenborough.

Jurassic Park features an unforgettable score composed by the maestro himself, John Williams. The film's thrilling music perfectly complements the exhilaration and terrifying experiences encountered on the dinosaur-infested island. The iconic theme has become synonymous with the franchise, evoking a sense of wonder and adventure with every note.

Throughout the movie, viewers are taken on an emotional rollercoaster as they witness the awe-inspiring wonder of encountering living, breathing dinosaurs. From the thrilling T-Rex chase to the heart-stopping encounter with a pack of velociraptors, the film delivers breathtaking action sequences that have become the standard for many subsequent blockbusters.

Jurassic Park not only dazzled audiences with its visual effects but also sparked a scientific and ethical debate about the possibility of resurrecting extinct species through genetic engineering. This engrossing aspect adds a layer of thoughtfulness and depth to an already captivating film, pushing viewers to question the boundaries of scientific exploration.

Whether it is the childlike sense of wonder or the hairs raising on the back of your neck during a suspenseful scene, Jurassic Park is a cinematic masterpiece that has stood the test of time. The film's incredible storytelling, realistic animatronics, and pioneering CGI effects continue to captivate audiences to this day.

For those looking to relive the magic, the sounds and music from the film are at your fingertips. You can play and download the iconic Jurassic Park movie soundtrack, composed by John Williams, on various platforms. The epic orchestral score will transport you back to the prehistoric era, where danger lurks around every corner.

Additionally, the film's sound design captivates listeners with the roars of the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex, the delicate footsteps of the Velociraptors, and the majestic calls of the Brachiosaurus. These dinosaur sounds, meticulously crafted by sound designer Gary Rydstrom, further immerse the audience into the jaw-dropping world of Jurassic Park.

So, whether you want to get lost in John Williams' enchanting melodies or be transported to an imaginary island teeming with dinosaurs, Jurassic Park has something to offer for everyone. Take a trip back in time, embrace the adventure, and let the wonders of Jurassic Park engulf your senses once more.

Play and download these unforgettable sounds here, and experience the magic of Jurassic Park for yourself – a movie that forever changed the landscape of blockbuster filmmaking.

Jurassic Park Theme
A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine
A dna strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing
A few species may have evolved along those lines
A full dna strand contains three billion genetic codes
A hundred million years ago there were mosquitoes just like today and just like today they fed on the blood of animals even dinosaurs
A load if I may say so of fashionable number crunching
A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching.
A reminder the boat for the mainland will be leaving at 1900 all personnel be at the dock no later than 1845 no exceptions
A turkey
Absolutely spectacular designs spared no expense
Access main program
Access main program grid
Access main program grid.
Access main program. Access main security.
Access main security
Actually they can't breed in the wild
After 20 or 30 feet you come to a t junction take a left
After a long time the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized just like a dinosaur bone preserving the mosquito inside
After careful consideration i've decided not to endorse your park so have i
Ah Ah Ah
Ah ah ah #you didnt said the magic words #hacked #virus
Ahead of you is a metal staircase go down it
Alan and lex and tim
Alan if you wanted to scare the kid you could've pulled a gun on him yeah I know kids
Alan look at this
Alan Partridge Jurassic Park
Alan this species of veriforman has been extinct since the cretaceous period I mean this thing what
Alan where
Alan!
Alan! (2)
Alan... where?
Alejandro's prepared a delightful menu for us chilean sea bass I believe shall we
All right here I go okay
All right she's suffering from melia toxicity every six weeks
All right slow down slow stop!
All security systems are enabled we got it
All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway
All we have to do is turn them back on reboot a few systems in here telephones security doors half dozen others but it worked
All we have to do is turn them on, reboot the system:
Amphibian dna what's that well on the tour the film said they used frog dna to fill in the gene sequence gaps
An aim not devoid of merit
And a seesaw.
And before you even knew what you had,
And blended it with that of frogs.
And even the word "raptor" means "bird of prey. "
And even the word raptor means bird of prey
And he slashes at you with this a 6 inch retractable claw like a razor on the middle toe
And his book was a lot fatter than yours like this really yours was fully illustrated
And I thought maybe I should tell you the system is gonna be compiling for 18 to 20 minutes
And i'm not talking just about rides everybody has rides
And if I could just persuade you to sign off on the park
And it made a bunch of diamond dust and that changed the weather
And it made diamond dust. That changed the weather, and they died because of the weather.
And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosaurs.
And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrist
And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrists
And not just kids everyone
And not just kids, everyone. We're going to open next year.
And now, we can make a baby dinosaur.
And push
And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago like dinosaurs left their blueprints behind for us to find
And that's when the attack comes.
And the computers aren't even on their feet yet.
And the concrete moats and the motion sensor tracking systems
And then my teacher tells me about this book by a guy named bakker and he says
And then of course the tour moves on
And there's another example
And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds
And they're astonishing jumpers
And virtual reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the dna sequence
And we can charge anything we want 2000 a day 10000 a day and people will pay it and there's the merchandise
And what are those small versions of adults honey
And why did they put the fiberglass thing
And you're telling me that Hammond can't even be bothered to see me?
Andale, si! Vamonos
Anybody hear that it's an impact tremor is what it is i'm fairly alarmed here
Anybody want a soda or something
Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter
Are these characters auto erotica
Are they heavy yeah then they're expensive put them back
Are those meat eating meat asauruses
Are we gonna hit that
Are you hearing this
Are you sure pretty sure
Are you sure we have to it's not worth taking the chance
Aren't they lovely aren't they glorious though
As I was saying we laid on lunch for you before you go into the park our gourmet chef alejandro
At least you're out of the tree
Baby Velociraptior #velocoraptor #chris pratt
Back in business #back in business #go back to work #break time is over #ellie sattler #laura dern #steven spielberg
Bad wind shears we have to drop pretty fast so hold on this can be just a little thrilling
Because all the animals in jurassic park are female
Because grant's like me he's a digger
Because of the behavior of the system in phase space
Because they sure don't look like birds to me
Because velociraptor's a pack hunter
Big tim the human piece of toast
Bit of an alarmist i'm afraid but knows more about raptors than anyone
Block the opening! Don't let her get out!
Block the opening! don't let her get out!
Blood temperature seems like about high 80s maybe wu ninety one
Boo!
Brachiosaurus Roar
Bring it forward come on!
But again how do you know they're all female what does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts
But I think I can follow this and then talk you through it
But it ought to be me really going why i'm a and you're a
But my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls
But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they'll defend themselves violently if necessary
But we've never shut down the entire system before it may not come back on at all
But you can't think through this one john you have to feel it
But you can't think through this one,John
But you need that piece over here and that piece
But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should
But,John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down,
By the way dr sattler she's not available is she why
Call the mainland tell them to send the damn helicopters
Can I touch it sure
Can we chance moving him please chance it
Can't we see the unfertilized eggs shortly
Can't we see the unfertilized eggs? Shortly, shortly, shortly
Can't you stop these things
Chaotician chaotician actually
Cheap cheap
Clever girl
Clever girl
Cloned from what
Come on come on girl come on come on baby
Come on come on little one come on
Come on come on then there you are
Come on girl come on up here girl
Come on guys it's not a race
Come on lex!
Come on this way
Come on tim hurry up let's get up this tree
Come on tim it's okay listen try up here
Come on we've got to get out of here now! right now! let's go
Come on, come on, come on. We gotta get outta here. Now, now! Right now!
Come on, little one.
Come on, this way
Come on, Tim, it's okay. Try up here. I don't want to.
Come on, up here.
Come on.
Condors condors are on the verge of extinction
Control room
Control room. Tour
Correct theoretically yes
Cover it all up pull it over
Cover it all up! Pull it over!
Cover the site! cover up the dig!
Creation is an act of sheer will
Customs can even check it if they want to
Damn
Damn it dead end
Damn it even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor pen
Damn it!
Damn!
Dennis our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers
Deny them that
Did I say jerk
Did it work
Did you enjoy the helicopter yeah it went down and we all went right up
Did you feel that
Dilophosaurus Attacks
Dilophosaurus Playful
Dilophosaurus! shit!
Dino Dna
Dino droppings droppings
Dinosaur Escape
Dinosaur Herd #stampede #herd
Dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the earth
Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction
Dinosaurs...
Do they show intelligence was their brain cavity
Do what dr grant says!
Do you got any kids me hell yeah three I love kids
Do you really think dinosaurs turned into birds and that's where they went
Doctor wu inserted a gene that creates a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism
Doctors if you please I have to insist that we get moving
Doctors, if you please, I have to insist that we get moving.
Dodgson we've got dodgson here
Dodgson!
Don't be scared come on it's okay
Don't be too hasty I mean it's only been gone
Don't get cheap on me dodgson
Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson.
Don't let the monsters come over here
Don't move he can't see us if we don't move
Don't pull me too hard
Don't scare me
Don't you see the danger john inherent in what you're doing here
Donald dear boy relax try and enjoy yourself
Donald let him talk there's no reason I want to hear every viewpoint I really do
Dr grant
Dr grant come in the second car
Dr grant dr sattler we're ready to try again
Dr grant if there's one person here who could appreciate what I am trying to do
Dr grant my dear dr sattler
Dr grant!
Dr grant! (2)
Dr grant's not machine compatible
Dr sattler come with me
Dr. Grant, as I was saying,
Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler,
Drop what you're doing and leave now
During most of your tour the appropriate information will be automatically selected and displayed for you
Eat man.
Eighteen minutes and your company catches up on 10 years of research
Ellie come on!
Ellie, boot up the door locks!
Embryo can #jurasic park #embryo #barbasol can #vials
Even problem solving intelligence; especially the big one.
Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right
Everybody heads up! keep it clear now
Everybody stay here.
Everybody, heads up! Heads up! Keep clear!
Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals
Fast for a biped cheetah speed
Faster tim!
Faster, Tim!
Fences are failing all over the park
Fifty sixty miles per hour if they ever got out in the open
Fifty, sixty miles per hour, if they ever got out in the open. And they're astonishing jumpers.
Find nedry check the vending machines
Find your footing
Five four three two one
Follow me
For a further three years
G'day, Henry. Oh, good day, sir.
Gate keeper!
Gatekeeper
Genetic power's the most awesome force the planet's ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun
Gennaro said to stay put
Get down now! you're gonna have to jump
Get off the stick! Bloody move!
Get off the stick! bloody move!
Get rid of the flare!
Get rid of the flare! (2)
Get somebody else because I won't do it
Get the kids!
Get the kids! (2)
Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!
Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!
Get you to a doctor
Give me that glass of water we'll conduct an experiment
Go away! it's okay it's a brachiosaurus
Go i'm not letting go
Go now!
Go tim
Go tim go!
God bless you
God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man destroys god man creates dinosaurs
God help us when the hands of engineers
God you know what this is it's a dinosaur egg the dinosaurs are breeding
God!
Gonna cut through the glass!
Good boy good boy
Good day
Good day henry
Good day sir
Good here we go over the top take your time that's good come on
Gr Ga, uh, uh, gala
Grab the wire
Grandpa! kids!
Grant mr hammond the phones are working
Grant you'll never get him out of montana why not
Grant!
Grant!
Great then i'll catch up with you if you wanna go on
Hail mary full of grace
Hammond hates inspections they slow everything down
Have her follow the main cable
Have her follow the main cable. I understand how to read a schematic
He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion no
He had to leave early he wants to be with his daughter she's getting a divorce
He left us
He left us but that's not what i'm going to do okay
He left us. He left us!
He moves like a bird lightly bobbing his head
He sends his apologies
He slashes at you here or here or maybe across the belly spilling your intestines
He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality especially for a mathematician
He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today
He wants to be with his daughter. She's getting a divorce.
He's a digger.
He's going to eat the goat excellent
He's not breathing
He's put a tourniquet on
He's turning the safety systems off he didn't want anybody to see what he's about to do
He's turning the safety systems off. He doesn't want anybody to see what he's about to do
He’s Gonna Eat the Goat #gonna eat the goat #lamb chops #bbq #grill #jurassic park
Hell they've got it in for me
Hello
Hello john
Hello john hello john
Hello say hello hello
Hello yes
Henry why didn't you tell me
Here he comes well here I come
Here i've got you okay that's good over the rail
Here it comes! stand on it! fifth gear!
Hey baby
Hey look at this wait hey watch! hey come on watch this!
Hey look!
Hey where did you find those in the box under my seat
Hey your hair is all sticking up
Hey, come on, girl. Come on up here, girl.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! look at the brontosauruses I mean brachiosaurus
Hiring nedry was a mistake that's obvious
Hmph.
Hold on this isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam
Hold on to your butts
Hold on to your butts #hold on your butts #jurassic park butts #samuel l jackson butts #butt quote #get ready #here we go #lets roll
Hold onto me! Mr. Hammond!
Hold onto your butts
Homoeothermic it holds that temperature yes
How am I supposed to transport them
How are you planning to beat security
How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect
How can we stand in the light of discovery and not act
How did you do this i'll show you
How do you know they can't breed
How fast are they
How long does this usually take
How many lines of code are there about two million two million yeah
Hurry! turn it off!
I am not a computer nerd I prefer to be called a hacker
I am totally unappreciated in my time
I bet I could climb over to the other side before you could even get to the top
I bet you'll never look at birds the same way again
I bring scientists you bring a rock star
I can see the shed from here we can make it if we run
I can tell instantly about people it's a gift
I can't get it unless I move
I can't get jurassic park back online without dennis nedry
I can't wait any more something went wrong
I could compensate you by fully funding your dig
I could get back on schedule
I did a test run on this thing it took me 20 minutes I think I can push it to 18 but you've got to give me at least 15 minutes
I didn't say I was scared
I didn't say you were scared I know
I do i'm affraid
I don't believe it
I don't believe it you're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters and the only one i've got on my side is the blood sucking lawyer
I don't believe it. I don't believe it
I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them
I don't care for lawyers do you
I don't care for lawyers. Do you?
I don't know I guess we'll just have to evolve too
I don't know what do you call a blind dinosaur do you think he saurus
I don't really know any
I don't think you're giving us our due credit
I don't want that kid but a breed of the child could be intriguing
I don't want to jump to any conclusions but look dinosaurs and man two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together
I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look,
I finished debugging the phones you know I was going to so I did so I debugged the phones
I guess that means the power's off
I had a wee t****ze and a carousel and a seesaw
I had to promise to conduct a very thorough on site inspection
I happen to be a vegetarian
I hate being right all the time
I hate climbing I hate trees way too high
I hate computers the feeling's mutual
I hate the other kind
I have nothing on me go on
I heard that hammond's not even here
I heard that there was this meteor hit the earth someplace down in mexico and made this big crater
I insist on being here when they're born
I know how to read a schematic
I know.
I like cows
I like you both of you
I love kids. Hmm.
I made a mistake too I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now
I mean let's face it in your particular fields you're the top minds
I mean what's so wrong with kids they're noisy they're messy they're expensive
I mean, what's so wrong with kids? Oh, Ellie, look.
I need to or they'll pull the funding
I own an island off the coast of costa rica
I read your book that's great
I really hate that man
I really will not. There's been hardly any debate at all
I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction
I see the box it says high voltage yeah okay
I should have been there by now
I simply don't understand this luddite attitude especially from a scientist
I think it's ahead of us it could be anywhere
I think it's obvious now that he's not coming back
I think this was gennaro
I think this was Gennaro. I think this was too.
I think this was too
I think we're back in business!
I threw up
I told you how many times we needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors
I understand but we need to deal with the situation now the insurance company you okay
I want tasers on full charge
I want to go now
I want you to stay right here and wait for me
I was overwhelmed by the power of this place
I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you I really will not
I'd love to have an opinion of a paleobotanist as well
I'll be back soon I promise
I'll be damned
I'll call security
I'll call security.
I'll get them all
I'll get you next you're okay you're all right tim!
I'll just get a glass or two
I'll keep an eye on it maybe it'll swing south like the last one
I'll shut you down john
I'll stay awake all night all night
I'll switch it over to teleprompter
I'm a hacker that's what I said you're a nerd
I'm a hacker! That's what I said. You're a nerd.
I'm always on the lookout for a future ex mrs malcolm
I'm coming up to get you
I'm going to help you with your footing
I'm going up to the machine I thought maybe i'd get somebody something
I'm going with him
I'm going with him.
I'm going with you okay
I'm gonna do the same thing start with the same place again
I'm gonna go get the power back on
I'm gonna look after you but I have to help your brother
I'm gonna ride with dr sattler
I'm not letting go!
I'm sorry about the dramatic entrance dr sattler but
I'm sorry about your financial problems I really am but they are your problems
I'm sorry it's kind of a ride
I'm sorry this isn't possible
I'm sorry you two are yeah
I'm sorry!
I'm still not clear on chaos
I'm stuck the seat's got my feet
I'm tired i'm dirty i'm hot
I've already got ian malcolm but they think he's too trendy
I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island
I've got a jet standing by at choteau
I've got an 18 minute window
I've got her
I've got her.
I've got to get tim
I've had only sweets and I think i'm gonna get something salty
I've hunted most things that can hunt you but the way these move
I've leased it from the government and i've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve
I've leased it from the government,
Ian freeze!
Ian Malcolm Laugh #laugh #jeff goldblum #ian malcolm #chuckle
Ian Saves The Kids #ian malcolm #jeff goldblum #flare #dinosaur #sam neill #dr grant #rain #t rex
If I may i'll tell you the problem with the scientific power you're using here it didn't require any discipline to attain it
If I was to create a flock of condors on this island you wouldn't have anything to say
If the pirates of the caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat tourists
If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained
If two experts sign off on the island the insurance guys will back off
If two experts sign off on the island,
If we looked at screens like these once a second for eight hours a day it'd take two years to look at the entire dna strand it's that long
If you look to the right you'll see a herd of the first dinosaurs on our tour called dilophosaurus
Imagine yourself in the cretaceous period
Imperfections in the skin just microscopic never repeat and vastly affect the outcome
In 48 hours i'll be accepting your apologies
In unfertilized emu or ostrich eggs
Is an act of sheer will.
Is there anybody else who thinks that we shouldn't be out here
Is this west indian lilac yes we know they're toxic but the animals don't eat them
It changed why because tiny variations the orientation of the hairs on your hands
It changed.
It could've been worse a lot worse
It could've been worse, John. A lot worse
It looks like it has a cold yeah maybe
It seems to happen every six weeks or so six weeks
It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems
It tells you everything i've got to find the right file
It'll eat a lot of compute cycles we'll lose part of the system for a while
It's a little distorted but I don't think it's the computer
It's a unix system I know this
It's a veggie saurus lex veggie saurus veggie
It's a veggie saurus, Lex, veggie saurus.
It's a velociraptor
It's all right like hell it is
It's all the files of the whole park
It's an interactive cd rom!
It's cooled and compartmentalized inside
It's five six feet high i'm guessing nine feet long
It's gonna cut through the glass!
It's good
It's hardly appropriate to start hurling
It's in there
It's in there.
It's just like coming out of a tree house did your dad ever build you a tree house no yeah me too
It's large flat and gray
It's no wonder these guys learned how to fly
It's okay
It's okay look see that it's on it worked
It's right up your alley
It's still the flea circus it's all an illusion
It's the other car!
It's turning the eggs
Item 151 on today's glitch list
Jeff Goldblum Laugh #lol #laugh #jeff #goldblum
JeffGoldblum Laugh
Jesus!
John doesn't subscribe to chaos particularly what it says about his science project
John hammond and i'm delighted to meet you finally in person dr grant
John i'm in great
John john
John the kind of control you're attempting is not possible
John they're out there where people are dying
Jophery raise the gate
JP Doors Failing
JP Notification
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park Ah Ah Ah!
Jurassic Park Clever Girl
Jurassic Park ah ah ah
Jurassic park celebration
Jurassic park intro
Jurassic park melodica
Jurassic Park melodica cover
Jurassic Park Theme
Jurassic Park Theme = MattHQ
Jurassic Park with Recorder
Jurassicpark hackercrap
JurassicPark Journey
JurassicWorldClaire
Just cut it will you shut it down! what
Just keep going, guys
Just look at this work station what a complete slob
Just look how it eats
Just move! just move!
Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of dna the building blocks of life
Just the two raptors right
Just think of it as kind of a big cow
Just to be safe I want everybody in the emergency bunker until mr arnold returns and the whole system's running again
Just to be safe, I want everybody in the emergency bunker...
Keep absolutely still it's vision is based on movement
Keep it clear! Okay, down!
Keep it clear! stand back!
Keycheck space minus 0 keychecks off safety space minus 0
Kids get scared
Kids okay I didn't ask why wouldn't they be
Kids okay? I didn't ask. Why wouldn't they be?
Ladies and gentlemen last shuttle leaving for the dock leaves in approximately five minutes
Let go i'll count to three
Let me see go on
Let's get this straight this is not a weekend excursion
Let's see rats
Lex you look after tim
Lex you're all right in there
Lex you're choking me
Life breaks free expands to new territories and it crashes through barriers painfully maybe even dangerously but there it is there it is
Life Finds A Way
Life Finds A Way
Life finds a way #evolution #dinosaurs #jeff goldblum
Life found a way
Like I said there's this other book by a guy named bakker and he says dinosaurs died from diseases he definitely didn't say they turned into birds
Listen tim tim which car were you planning on whichever one you are
Locked loading team step away move it
Look above you there should be a bundle of cable and pipes all heading in the same direction follow that
Look at that
Look at that it's a dinosaur
Look at the pubic bone turned backward just like a bird
Look at the pubic bone, turned backward, just like a bird.
Look at the stick you like the stick go on and get it
Look at the vertebrae full of air sacs and hollows just like a bird
Look at the wheeling uniform direction changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator
Look at this next entry. It's the kicker. "White rabbit object. "
Look come on let's go we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back
Look how much blood
Look out!
Look what'd you do he touched it
Looking at the map i'd say the visitor's center is just a mile over that rise there just keep
Loy extractions never recreated an intact dna strand not without massive sequence gaps
Magic word jurassic park
Maintenance shed at the end of the compound
Make the one i've got down in kenya look like a petting zoo
Malcolm was right look
Malcolm's okay for now I gave him a shot of morphine
Maybe even pen a wee testimonial,
Maybe it's the power trying to come back on
Maybe the shutdown tripped the circuit breakers
Micro vesicles that's interesting
More adventurous guests of course can opt for our jungle river cruise or for a close up look at our majestic
Move! Quickly! Tim, move!
Mr arnold mr arnold
Mr. Arnold? John, I'm in.
Mr. Hammond, I think we're back in business!
Muldoon tranquillized her for me
Must go faster
Must go faster
Must Go Faster! #faster #goldblum #keep going #lets go #speed up #hurry
My glasses I can afford more glasses!
My glasses! I can afford more glasses.
Nahaha Full
National weather service is tracking a tropical storm about 75 miles west of us
Next time everything's correctable
Next time it'll be flawless
Nice boy nice boy nice dinosaur
Nice hat what're you trying to look like a secret agent
No boot up the door locks! get back! boot up the door locks
No damn good.
No drivers no no drivers they're electric they run on this track in the middle of the roadway here totally non polluting
No i'm simply saying that life finds a way
No menthol
No no I can manage this I know my way around the kitchen
No no listen you've got to give me the time
No no they're still on
No promises
No seriously
No that's crazy you're out of your mind he's absolutely out of his mind
No we can't why not because we're being hunted in the bushes straight ahead
No we have no animatronics here
No we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet
No wonder you're extinct i'm gonna run you over when I come back down
No, no, no, we have no animatronics here, no.
No, seriously
No, Tim!
No!
No! No! Aaah
No. No? Non linear equations?
Nobody could predict that dr grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle
Non hai detto la parola magica
None of these attractions are ready yet but the park will open with the basic tour you are about to take and then other rides will come on line 6 or 12 months after that
Now a whole team of genetic engineers goes to work on
Now as I understand it all the systems will then come back on their original start up mode
Now i'll get right to the point
Now kids come away not too close to the cars
Now let's say a drop of water falls on your hand which way will the drop roll off which finger thumb i'd say
Now lex listen lex i'm right here
Now look at this next entry it's the kicker
Now that's where our geneticists take over
Now this isn't going to be just like switching on the kitchen light
Now wait a second we haven't even seen the park yet
Now wait a second. We haven't even seen the park yet,
Now, a whole team of genetic engineers
Now, kids, come away. Not too close to the cars.
Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex..
Occasionally. Uh, yeah,
Of course
Oh cool night vision
Oh god something went wrong something's happened something's wrong
Oh great now she'll never try anything new she'll sit in her room never come out play on her computer
Oh man I hate trees they don't bother me yeah well you weren't in the last one
Oh mr arnold
Oh my god
Oh my god look at that
Oh no
Oh yes i've got the lines here
Oh, cool. Night vision
Oh, God help us. We're in the hands of engineers.
Oh, imbalance, disorientation, labored breathing. Right.
Oh, my God!
Oh, oh, it simply deals with, uh, unpredictability in complex systems.
Oh, that's great! Customs can even check it if they want to.
Oh, this is it! This might be the right file.
Oh, wow
Oh! How am I supposed to transport them?
Ok now freeze your hand don't move
Okay
Okay following the piping
Okay going down
Okay i'm gonna count to three
Okay i'm gonna have to find the others
Okay keep low and follow me
Okay three years cheers
Okay.
Okay. Charged
Okay. I'm gonna have to find the others,
On delivery 50000 more for each viable embryo
One Big Pile
One of the earliest carnivores we now know dilophosaurus is actually poisonous spitting its venom at its prey causing blindness and eventually paralysis allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure
One two
One two three
One two three four okay charged
One two three! four five
One,
Ooh! Aaah! Watch your head.
Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before
Paleo dna from what source
Parasaur
People are dying
People said they saw the fleas I can see the fleas can't you see the fleas clown fleas high wire fleas and fleas on parade
Perfect timing i'd hoped they'd hatch before I had to go to the boat
Peter Griffen Jurassic Park
Phew!
Phone nedry's people in cambridge
Phones are out too
Play fetch look stick look at stick stick stupid fetch the stick boy
Please
Please! god damn it I hate this hacker crap
Population control is one of our security precautions
Post mortem contraction of the posterior neck ligaments
Preserving the mosquito inside.
Push it
Push it
Pushing team move in there move in
Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic
Put your head between your knees
Quiet all of you!
Raptor
Raptor rawr
Raptor regular call
Ray start the tour program
Ready move it
Really spectacular spared no expense
Relax john it's all part of the miracle of cloning
Remember viable embryos they're no use to us if they don't survive
Remind me to thank john for a lovely weekend
Right.
Robert I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep and bring back my grandchildren sure
Robert muldoon my game warden from kenya
Robert, I, I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough...
Run
Run towards the shed
Same with wives, for that matter
Says that they insist on outside opinions
Screen says faulty sensor
See and touch.
See here I am now by myself talking to myself
See nobody cares
See, nobody cares #nobody cares #idgaf #jurassic park #no fucks given
Seguro? A ver, muestrame. Si, venga.
She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came
She said I should ride with you 'cause it'd be good for you
She was always my favorite when I was a kid and now I see she's the most beautiful thing I ever saw
She's sick
She's tenacious you have no idea
Shoot Her! #shoot her #kill her #raptor attacks #raptor attacks park worker #jurassic park
Shoot her! shoot her!
Should bring an immediate return
Shutting down the system is the only way to wipe out everything that he did
Simply touch the area of the screen displaying the appropriate icon
Since it's so old it's full of holes
Slow it down!
So I can see that my 50000 a year has been well spent
So much for our first tour two no shows and one sick triceratops
So shutting down the entire system
So the only way to find them now is to go through the computer's lines of code one by one
So what are you thinking that we're out of a job don't you mean extinct
So you know try to show a little respect okay
So you two dig up dinosaurs
So you two, um, dig up dinosaurs?
Some of the minor systems might go on or off, but it's nothing to worry about.
Some of the minor systems they might go on and off for a while but it's nothing to worry about it's a simple thing
Some very serious safety questions about the park.
Some west african frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment
Somebody help him!
Something that they could...

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