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A couple steps back
A golden haired angel watches over him
A little of this will help
A lot
A name a name on a grave
Aaaah! aaah!
Adios
Adios half soldier
After all what good is the money to you if you're dead
After receiving his payment in advance he deserted the wagon train on the hunting grounds of the sioux indians
After that then what
After you please start walking
All of us reek of alcohol
All right
All right put a fresh bandage on him
All right what's he doing sleeping
All right you dirty skunk get your ass off the bed
Amigo I said the other side and that's enough
An armed unit escorting a cash box of gold coins meets a yankee ambush and only three of them are saved
And any other aliases he might have
And contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice
And headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck even if all of us are killed
And keep your eyes open the area is full of yankees
And people talk bullshit
And rich like you're going to be
And shorty
And so blondie it's goodbye
And that's not all
And the attractions don't stop there
And the desert lies ahead of them
And the lord have mercy on your soul
And the sheriff's office in sonora
And there isn't any partner this time to shoot you down
And they're going to beat the south
And tuco is he no not yet but he's in very good hands
And what if they were still alive worse
And when he's found i'd be scared to be put in his shoes
And you have you ever heard of someone named canby no
And you i'm with him
And you outside of evil what else have you managed to do
And your mother your mother! she's
Any reason for being around here
Anything else
Are our men treated that well in andersonville camp
Are you reading when this man is dying
Are you sure yeah sure i'm sure
As you can see we are treated very well
Baker has nothing
Bank robbery highway robbery robbing an unknown number of post offices breaking out
Be sure these two get good treatment
Bill carson!
Bill carson! (2)
Bill carson! I said bill carson!
Bill carson's name's written in it
Blondie ask blondie he knows the name on the grave
Blondie don't die blondie don't die i'm your friend please don't die please i'm your friend come on blondie come on blondie
Blondie hey blondie
Blondie i'm very happy you're working with me and we're together again
Blondie the money's on the other side of the river
Blondie what's the matter please don't die
Blondie you realize we might be risking our lives
Blondie!
Blondie! (2)
Blondie! (3)
Blondie! (4)
Blondie! it's all ours blondie
Blue or gray
Both sides want the bridge intact intact is how the south wants it and we want it intact too
Burns huh they say people with fair skin can't take too much
But as long as i'm commandant I won't permit any such trickery am I clear yes just as long as you're the commandant
But but i'm very sorry but the store's closing
But I pray I can manage to have enough time to amass evidence and bring to a court martial all those who discredit and dishonor the uniform of the union
But if you miss you had better miss very well
But it must have a name or a number on it huh there must be a thousand five thousand
But let's talk about you it's more important
But no one will set foot in this hell except you and me
But people are saying you got killed in albuquerque
But since i'm alive and i've noticed we'll be crossing yankee and confederate lines a few times
But then the army decides of course it ought to hold a hearing and jackson's acquitted
But what I lack is the guts
But when i'm paid I always see the job through
But while the confederates are there we can't get across
But who knows where they are now
But you don't know just who you're looking for and I do
But you know the pity is when i'm paid I always follow my job through you know that
But you won't enjoy any of that money not a penny if there's justice in the world that money will go to the undertakers every penny of it
Canby's front line is right on their heels
Canby's men are coming here
Cannon fire or storm it's all the same to you
Captain all companies are awaiting your orders be right there
Carson bill carson
Carson carson yeah yeah glad to meet you carson
Carson has a patch over one eye he's with the third
Carson my name is bill carson now it's carson
Cartridge
Cartridges
Cigar
Clem follow him
Come along now follow me
Come back! come back and fight! you bastard
Come back! wait! blondie! listen blondie
Come closer
Come here
Come on
Come on come on
Come on come on the party's over
Come on in tuco don't be bashful there's no formalities here
Come on saddle your horses
Come on you dummy talk
Companies forward!
Companies report!
Company b ready!
Company d ready!
Company e ready!
Corn cobs dixie style
Cut it out! cut it out!
Cut me loose! cut me loose you filthy bastard!
Cut me loose! cut me loose!
Cut this rope off!
Did I do wrong it doesn't matter i'm very happy
Do you have parents blondie a mother not even a mother no one
Doc doctor could you help me live a little more I expect good news
Doctor quick the captain's wounded
Don't die huh don't die i'll get you water stay there don't move i'll get you water don't die until later you son of a
Don't die like that pig
Don't drink don't drink is no good for you
Don't you recognize me
Easy easy easy easy attaboy that's nice
Eh mmm hmm
Enough enough I talk I talk
Especially when they've come from so far away and have so much to talk about and you do have a lot to talk about haven't you
Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel
Even the armies are afraid to march through there
Even to think of destroying that bridge is just
Even when judas hanged himself there was a storm too
Every gun makes its own tune
Father did he ask for me did he speak about anything father
Father did he speak did he say anything
Father is he still breathing yes of course
Feel better
Five for you and five for me
Five for you one two three four five for me
Flyspeck on headquarters' maps
For all these crimes the accused has made a full spontaneous confession
For the last time sergeant i'm telling you I want the prisoners treated as prisoners
For this sir is the most potent weapon in war the fighting spirit's in this bottle
Forgery and murder
Four for you and four four for me
From the way the wounded are pouring into this place we better get the hell out of here before we get caught up in the war
General sibley
Gentlemen tell the captain yes sir
Get away from there
Get going
Get in
Get off that horse get off that horse you filthy coward!
Get the hell out
Get things ready
Glad they got him a man guilty of all those crimes
Go ahead
Go back and tell him that
Go on preach me a sermon pablo
Go on talking about bill carson I don't know him
God help me it's my fault mine mine mine mine
God is with us because he hates the yanks too!
God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also
Good
Halt take your places
Halt!
Halt! left face! form a single file move!
Have some it's bill carson's tobacco
Have you ever heard of anyone by the name of bill carson
He also mentioned something about a certain cash box which just happened to disappear
He disappears and becomes bill carson
He lives with a girl called maria who'll tell you
He looks dead
He said quite a bit that should interest you and one or two things that interested me
He should regain his strength in a very short time
He's away at the moment he should be back any day now
He's dead yeah
He's finally getting out of our hair
He's not wrong
He's still alive well he seems to be
He's tall blond he smokes a cigar and he's a pig
Hear that
Hear that boys come on out here
Here
Here corporal bill carson third regiment 2nd cavalry squadron arriving from san rafael is that enough
Here remington colt a roat smith wesson colt navy joslyn another remington and this one is that's enough
Here to the northwest through all of texas
Here you are here this is for you you did a good job for me worth 500 dollars
Here's the sierra magdalena going this way we cross the rio grande
Hey amigo you know you've got a face beautiful enough to be worth 2000 dollars
Hey angel eyes
Hey blondie
Hey blondie angel eyes is mine huh all right
Hey blondie did you hear that good treatment yeah
Hey blondie here's water water blondie
Hey blondie how the hell did you get out of that pigsty
Hey blondie isn't that angel eyes
Hey blondie it looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts yeah
Hey blondie! you know what you are just a dirty son of a bitch!
Hey corporal afraid he'll get lost
Hey everybody look look he's giving him the filthy money
Hey father i
Hey luke hand me down a whiskey
Hey open up! open up! hurry!
Hey pablo
Hey wake up you the troops are coming come on
Hijo de una gran puta!
Hmm #the good the bad and the ugly #hmm #tuco #clint eastwood
Hold it that's it don't move now don't breathe still that's it got it thank you
Honey
Hoorah for general what's his name lee lee! lee!
Hoorah! down with general grant!
Hoorah! hoorah for the confederacy!
Horse theft theft of supplies belonging to the union army theft of supplies belonging to the confederate army
How
How much 100 dollars
How much 20 dollars
How much 2000 dollars
How much are you worth now
How peaceful and quiet amigo like a cemetery for instance
How's your digestion now
Hurray for dixie! hurray! hurray for dixie!
Hurry a stretcher easy easy now
Hut two three four hut two three four
I believe madam is home
I can't tell baker what happened to the money
I can't while you're watching me
I didn't tell you my brother was in charge here everything like the pope almost he's in charge in rome
I don't give a god damn what they do in andersonville
I don't I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know as soon as I hit the desert i'm thirsty
I don't know the right thing
I don't know where he is he packed his things ten days ago and went away with his unit they all left
I don't shoot the rope I shoot the legs off the stool
I get dressed I kill him and be right back
I got a good sense of where i'm going
I had lots of time to learn how to shoot with my left
I have a feeling it's really gonna be a good long battle
I have another system a little different than yours
I have nothing to tell you
I have you you have me only for a little while I mean
I hope you end up in a graveyard with the cholera and the rabies and the plague!
I hope your mother ends up in a two dollar whorehouse!
I just don't know what you drifters could be thinking
I knew it I knew it
I know his name
I know nothing at all about that case of coins
I know the name of the cemetery but you know how many graves there are there
I know the name of the cemetery now and you know the name of the grave
I know the prisoners here are being robbed systematically
I know there's scum around who are bivouacked near the camp waiting for someone to deliver this loot
I know this leg means I won't last very long
I like big fat men like you when they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up
I mean our partnership is untied
I must have been 10 12 I don't remember which but I stayed
I must tell you the truth blondie
I never forget old friends right it's good to see old friends again
I never hurt anybody!
I really doubt that any of them are still alive
I swear i'll always honor your memory
I think I feel sick the blood is bursting through my
I think that you'll manage to gain their respect by treating them better
I thought you might tell me where we're going towards 200000 is that good enough for you
I told you once friend if I ever get you down you're gonna need a lot of help to get up again
I tried but it was no good
I tuco ramirez brother of brother ramirez will tell you something
I want that blond alive
I was just passing by here I said to myself I wonder if my brother remembers his brother
I went to the army court
I wish you luck
I would have found him already
I would like to piss it's rough i've been shaken up on this train nearly ten hours now
I would tell about the gold yes yes I would
I'd tell the name on the grave
I'll ask the questions
I'll bet they didn't even pay you a penny for your arm
I'll help you i'll help you don't move i'll be right back I get the water
I'll keep the money and you can have the rope
I'll kill you
I'll scalp you! i'll skin you alive! i'll hang you up by your thumbs!
I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me
I'll tell you one thing blondie
I'll write the name on the bottom of this stone
I'm alive you bastards and I always will be and i've come to give you 3000 dollars
I'm an honest farmer! i'm innocent of any
I'm dry blondie water
I'm lincoln's grandfather
I'm looking for the owner of that horse
I'm not greedy i'm only taking half
I'm only interested in what name jackson's hiding under now
I'm rich but i'm lonely
I've been dreaming about it i've even worked out a plan I sure have
I've been looking for you for eight months whenever I should've had a gun in my right hand I thought of you
I've done it i've blown it up boom
I've got a very sick man here but we have no more beds here let him have yours
I've never seen so many men wasted so badly
If he's with the third they've already left for glorieta
If I could do it I could save many thousands of men
If I ever catch you blondie i'll rip your heart out and eat it!
If I get my hands on the 200000 dollars i'll always honor your memory
If I knew that my last hour had come I swear in my place in your place I would do the same thing
If I were a yankee you wouldn't have time to ask me that
If I were you i'd keep me alive
If they would help me catch him i'd divide it four ways like a brother 1000 dollars each hmm
If you ask me it seems like a book
If you do that you'll always be poor just like the greasy rat that you are
If you save your breath I feel a man like you could manage it and if you won't manage it you'll die only slowly very slowly old friend
If you shoot me you won't see a cent of that money
If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working
If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working (2)
If your friends stay out in the damp they're liable to catch a cold aren't they or a bullet
In case you didn't know it god is on our side too because he hates the yanks huh blondie
In here i've destroyed it all
In my place you would do the same thing
In the cemetery which cemetery the one on sad hill
International cuisine healthful and nutritious food
Is a mission san antonio around here sure 18 miles south
Is it bad to speak the way I do to volunteers i've done a lot worse
Is that you bill bill
It doesn't matter i'll kill them all
It had to happen now what a dirty rotten trick of fate
It seems to me you once had a wife someplace not one lots of them one here one there wherever I found them
It sure as hell might be you today so go write your will yes sir
It was a trap only the two of us got away
It was the grave marked unknown right beside arch stanton
It'll be a lot easier with that
It's a court martial offense to imagine to dream of blowing it up a serious crime
It's all over for you now there's nothing anyone can do anymore
It's been a long time
It's buried in a grave where sad hill sad hill cemetery
It's empty mine isn't
It's getting tougher #the good the bad and the ugly #its getting tougher #yeah youre right its getting tougher #its getting tough #clint eastwood #tuco #eli wallach #harder
It's liable to interfere with my aim
It's me tuco let me embrace you
It's no joke it's a rope tuco
It's one of those yankee prison camps you'd better hope you never end up in
It's perfect timing large one
It's too bad friends tough luck I haven't found you I had a good deal for you
It's too big for your neck huh we fix that right away
It's you any information too much
Jonathan frost! present!
Judas you sold my hide
Just a minute i'll be right there just give me a little time to get dressed and i'll open up
Just keep on the way you're going go away
Keep it it's yours
Keep talking
Keep your ears open
Know how much you're worth now no how much 3000 dollars
Known as the rat
Last night
Let's get the hell out of here!
Let's go all right friends come along and enjoy the spectacle
Like a little music with your meal tuco
Like it says in the manual you've got every qualification to become an expert in the use of weapons
Like that you won't have to carry so much
Like you i'll bet they don't call you angel eyes sergeant angel eyes
Listen angel eyes said for us to lay low for a few days but we'll keep close enough to keep an eye on things
Listen the neck at the end of the rope is mine I run the risks so the next time I want more than half
Look I mean when when one is ill it's good to have somebody close by friends or relations
Look out for him please he's like a brother to me
Look see that one with the white beard sitting in the wagon
Maria
May god have mercy on his soul proceed
May the lord have mercy on his soul proceed
Maybe baker would like to know just what you and jackson had to say about the cash box
Me who says so you can't even read
Meanwhile you can enjoy a sunbath
More feeling
Move come on let's go
Move move
Murder assaulting a justice of the peace raping a virgin of the white race statutory **** of a minor of the black race derailing a train
Music yes it's very good very good for the digestion
My belly's full nice guy my brother
My brother he is crazy about me
My name is jackson not carson
My own way i'm here with your old friend angel eyes
Name and traveling papers
Name of jackson
Nathaniel sullivan! present
Nine years so it's nine years nine years
No I didn't talk if I did I probably wouldn't be here now
No I think it's better that you start
No i'll keep this you go
No more brutality
No names don't matter
No no
No no pistol amigo it won't do you any good there are three of us
No! angel eyes
Not enough for you eh
Not that you're any tougher than tuco but you're smart enough to know that talking won't save you
Now get on that
Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me
Now I want you to stand up there and put your head in that noose
Now I will tell you something you became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do
Now make sure the rope is tight it's got to hold the weight of a pig
Now put the rope around your neck
Now suppose you say present carson
Now that gold has disappeared but if he'd listened we could have avoided this altogether
Now what am I supposed to do I have to have respect
Now what's the name of that town someplace fairly near
Of all the stinking dirty tricks
Oh listen I forgot to mention he's not alone there's five of them five yeah five of them
Oh my uniform it's a long story
Oh no he hasn't spoken as yet but you mustn't worry he's both young and strong that's what's kept him going until now
Oh no not you you remain tied
Oh yeah yeah perfect
Okay let's eat that is i'll eat hmm
One name is as good as another not wise to use your own name
One two three four five six
Only eight and a half hours more before sunset
Only now do you think of them
Otherwise the key will get rusty and just be a spot on the wall
Our father died only a few days ago that's why I was away he asked for you to be there but there was only me
Our government has spared no expense
Our hotel is luxurious and filled with conveniences
Our mother has been dead a long time now
Out soldier out you go come on
Over that way another 100 miles of beautiful sun baked sand
People with ropes around their necks don't always hang
Perjury bigamy deserting his wife and children inciting prostitution kidnapping extortion
Perjury blackmail robbery escaping from a state prison disturbing the peace pandering highway robbery
Play that fiddle you
Please blondie please have a little huh here coffee
Please carson answer present
Please forgive me brother
Please mister sir a bad heart condition where
Please tell me the name on the grave
Potatoes you've got to be poor to eat potatoes really poor
Prisoners of war forward march!
Put him in my cell easy
Put me down!
Put those clothes on
Put your drawers on and take your gun off
Ready! aim! fire!
Receiving stolen goods selling stolen goods passing counterfeit money
Revolvers
Revolvers yeah revolvers
Richard mcgilley! present!
Robert clark! present
Sad hill cemetery okay in the grave okay
Sad hill now it's your turn
Sam richmond! present
Santa ana
See you soon idiots it's for you
See you soon, idiots #clint #good #bad #ugly #seeyousoon
Sergeant gangrene is eating my leg away not my eyes
Sergeant I have a gravely wounded man here if he's not dead already
Sergeant listen to this corporal for a moment yes sir
Sergeant! the captain wants to see you right away
Settle down settle down who's there
She's a fresh young whore in the territory
Sibley's men are retreating up there
Since we're all going in the same direction might as well go together
Six perfect number isn't three the perfect number yeah but I got six more bullets in my gun
Slim take care of the horses
So bill carson's a fake name huh
So many of us have had a session in there
So that's why you came to tuco
So where are we near apache canyon apache canyon apache canyon
So you want to enlist you gotta take a test to prove it
So you're an honest farmer
Sorry shorty
Sorry tuco
Stevens baker and jackson
Stupid useless bridge
Such as
Such ingratitude after all the times i've saved your life
Sure i'll go i'll go while i'm waiting for the lord to remember me
Sure the rebs have decided that damn bridge is the key to this whole area
Sure well after a meal there's nothing like a good cigar
Sure would like to put your paw on it huh
Surprise attack all dead
Sweet dreams and many thanks from the seventh cavalry!
Take a slug of this captain
Take him there the brothers take care of anyone who's wounded no matter what the color of his uniform
Take off that pistol belt
Taking a rest come on blondie we don't have very far to go only 70 miles
Tell baker that I told him all that I know already
Tell him I want to live in peace understand there is no use to go on tormenting me!
Tell me
Thank you
Thank you father thank you you don't know how much this boy's life means to me
Thank you goodbye sergeant take care
Thanks be to jesus thanks to all of you
That an accusation
That could be cannon fire
That fake too
That sure is a long way
That your family yes nice family
That's a lot of money 1000
That's enough!
That's my bit
That's not too bad come on
That's not what i'm being paid for
That's right
That's right 2000 dollars yeah 2000 dollars
That's so even a tramp like me no matter what happens I know there's a brother somewhere who will never refuse me a bowl of soup
That's very good
That's what he calls himself now
That's why these southerners are getting out
That's your bit
The best time is after the attack when there's a truce to get the wounded
The condemned hired himself out as a guide to a wagon train
The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder armed robbery of citizens state banks and post offices
The condemned standing before us sitting before us tuco benedicto pacifico juan maria ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes
The gold I hid the gold the gold is safe
The gun
The minute I saw you I said to myself look at that pig angel eyes i'll bet he got himself an easy job and he never forgets a friend
The name
The name jackson's hiding under is bill carson
The name of the cemetery is
The name on the grave is arch stanton arch stanton
The old father tells me you'll be up and around in a few days
The only thing we care about is saving our own hides and you ask me if I know someone
The other one will be along
The poor guy's minus an eye
The shooting hasn't begun yet we still have time
The theft of sacred objects arson in a state prison
The thing that wasn't saved though was the coins
The wagon is all ready to go
The war has frightened me already
The war's over for you
The way back to town is only 70 miles you know if you save your breath I feel a man like you could manage it adios
The way I figure there's really not too much future with a sawed off runt like you
The world is divided into two parts those who have friends and those who are lonely like poor tuco
There
There are two kinds of people in the world my friend those with a rope around their neck and the people who have the job of doing the cutting
There are two kinds of spurs my friend those that come in by the door those that come in by the window
There should be a bridge across that river
There were no witnesses
There's a big son of a bitch who's got 4000 dollars
There's a grave by which grave have a name have a number
There's hundreds of prisoners out there and only a few men to guard them
There's no name here either
There's no name on it!
There's no number there's a name it's written yes
There's two of us it should make it easier than just one yeah
Therefore according to the powers vested in us we sentence the accused here before us
Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead
Therefore with the powers vested in us
These rebels have no will to fight poor things
They carry gold not paper dollars
They couldn't uncover any more
They left for santa fe that's all I know I swear!
They say colonel canby's closing in with his northerners and no later than tomorrow that they'll be in the city
They shot him at close range
They'll come looking for us watch out there's two of them
They'll soon be finished
They're beginning their daily slaughter right on time
They're gray like us let's say hello to them and then get going
Third cavalry general sibley
This is something I have to look into it'll only take a minute get moving
This morning I heard the whole thing
Those men aren't worried about anything anymore are they
Those poor young devils
Throw it over the roof beam that's it
To begin after nine years
To hang by the neck until dead may god have mercy on his soul proceed
To hell with all you sheriffs and deputies and all who gave birth to you
Trust in me blondie
Tuco
Tuco benedicto pacifico juan maria ramirez
Tuco father ramirez is back yeah
Tuco has taken you this far I will take you all the way
Tuco water well here's water but if I get that name from you i'll give you water
Two attacks a day
Two can dig a lot quicker than one dig
Upstairs upstairs in room four senor
Vamos
Volunteers you want to enlist let's go come on gentlemen come on
Wallace bring me carson right
Wallace that's enough
Wallace will let you know
Wallace will punch your friend as long as the song goes
Wanted in 14 counties of this state
Wanted in 15 counties of this state
Was carson dead or alive when you found him
Was it hard crossing the desert mmm hmm very hard especially if you don't have anything to drink
Was the third cavalry's
Water water
We and the ones over on the other side of the river only have one thing in common
We could have all that money in our hands
We found them near the perimeter sir
We get rid of these bastards then we begin making money on those yankees
We have condemned the aforementioned thomas larson alias shorty larson to hang by the neck until dead
We have found the accused thomas larson alias shorty larson guilty of the following crimes
We have two attacks a day
We never see each other here there's plenty to eat and drink bring your friend too
We want to enlist general
We'd better wait for nightfall
We're going for a ride where to find 200000 dollars
Welcome my friend if you're looking for a summer vacation spot you've found it
Well blondie so long
Well here's where I keep the best ones
Well if you were with sibley that means then that you were coming from santa fe
Well it doesn't matter for the moment we take very good care of my friend and may god be praised
Well jackson was here or baker's got it all wrong
Well look who's here
Well now seems just like old times
Well show me
Well then you must not have heard anything about batterville
Well you don't have to worry he'll never say anything to anybody again
Well you see he's a yankee colonel who decided to tear us to pieces
Were you gonna die alone
What about our parents
What are you deaf
What are you doing no leave me alone
What are you going to do to him
What are you trying to say anybody can miss a shot nobody misses when i'm at the end of the rope
What did he say about the money
What did he tell you huh
What did you say your name was and you
What do you mean
What do you mean (2)
What do you mean (3)
What do you mean who's there you think i'm the enemy
What do you mean? #the good the bad the ugly #what do you mean #whadda mean #what you mean #clint eastwood #eli wallach #tuco
What does he pay you for murdering me
What good would that be
What happened
What is baker paying you
What name
What was it you told me the last time
What was that you said about the dollars
What would happen if somebody were to blow up that bridge
What'd he tell you about the money
What'd you find out shorty
What's that you say
When I start off to find somebody I find him that's why they pay me
When we get there i'll tell you you're not worried are you
When you have to shoot shoot don't talk
Whenever we see each other he never lets me go it's always the same story
Where
Where (2)
Where are you going wait a minute this is only a trick you wouldn't leave me here
Where do you hail from illinois
Where is carson all I know is carson reenlisted
Where is he
Where is he (2)
Where is he now
Where is he where where where where
Where this way yes
Where we came from if one didn't want to die of poverty one became a priest or a bandit
Where we going where where i'm going amigo
Where where here here talk
Where's pablo ramirez father ramirez
Where's she
Where's the owner of that horse
Where's the rebel going to hell with a rope around his neck and a price on his head
Which company where'd they go hmm
Which grave I don't know I don't know I tell you
While i'm in charge here the prisoners are not to be tortured or cheated or murdered
Who are you what do you want with me
Who the hell are you
Who the hell is that one bastard goes in another comes out
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa boy
Whoever double crosses me and leaves me alive he understands nothing about tuco nothing
Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered is the winner
Why
Why are you going under the name of bill carson now
Why corporal we're trying to withdraw and you're looking for an infirmary if you want one you'll have to make yourself a yankee prisoner
Why do you think jackson may be assuming another name
Why don't we tell each other our half of the secret why don't we you go first
Why i'll tell you why 'cause there's nothing in there
Why not really blow it up captain
Why you dirty
Why you son of a
Word's around you had a visitor and baker knows it
Would you talk no probably not that's what I thought
Wounding two vigilantes assault and battery on one named barry o'keefe
Yeah and if I get killed you'll never get your hands on all that beautiful money yeah tuco it sure would be a pity
Yeah and you better be bill carson
Yeah but you don't look like the one who'll collect it
Yeah captain it's nothing let's scare the hell out of them
Yeah I almost forgot he gave me 1000 I think his idea was that I kill you
Yeah roll it up roll it up i'll give you a good idea where you can put it
Yeah that's me
Yeah then these idiots would go somewhere else to fight maybe
Yeah well i'm very glad I came
Yeah yeah my brother he say to me stay brother don't go home
Yeah you're right it's getting tougher
Yes because soon you can join the gallant heroes of branson bridge
Yes sergeant
You and the others better lay low for a few days
You back there come on let's go
You bastard!
You better learn to distinguish rank i'm a captain
You can still save yourself let me go and i'll pardon you let me go
You can sure consider yourself much luckier than your pal
You chose your way I chose mine mine was harder!
You don't want to break our friendship huh well i'll break it
You ever see this before my friend
You filthy bastard! come here! come here!
You filthy double crossing bastard!
You filthy rats!
You get some trouble rope and you're all finished
You have seen me tuco
You know who you are you want to know whose son you are you don't I do everybody does
You leave him be he doesn't know who rides every horse
You look very well a bit thin perhaps but
You made a lot of noise my friend huh
You may run the risks my friend but I do the cutting if we cut down my percentage
You me so only you know your half of the secret mmm hmm
You pig you want to get me killed when'd you unload it
You pig! you vulture! i'll kill you! i'll kill you!
You recognize this man me yeah it's you
You remember when you left to become a priest I stayed behind
You rotten criminals how dare you
You see as soon as these cowards hear a blue shirt's around they run
You see I used to have a friend pedro chico and ramon his two brothers were my friends too
You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend those with loaded guns and those who dig you dig
You see that's what bill carson told me
You smell like a pig already but let's not try to make things any worse
You stay quiet old hen
You swine you son of a bitch let me go!
You talk about mother and father
You talk first huh i'll give you water later
You talked you traitor you talked
You think you're better than I am
You thought i'd trust you
You want some water drink drink
You want to try the pistol just step out let's go back!
You were always thin eh pablito
You were calling to him in the dark
You were captured near fort craig
You'd better talk
You'll all turn to dust but one thing is sure boys branson bridge will stand unbroken
You'll pay for this!
You're a lot luckier than that one there
You're alive tuco is it true
You're all alone huh like me blondie we're all alone in the world
You're brave with a man who's tied up!
You're from baker
You're heavy
You're hungry sit down eat
You're joking blondie you wouldn't play a joke on me like that
You're not digging
You're not gonna give me the same treatment
You're the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you
You're very lucky to have me so close when it happened think if you'd been on your own
You've changed partners but you still got the same deal
You've got a career at the least i'd say you'll make colonel really sure
You've never had a rope around your neck well i'm going to tell you something when that rope starts to pull tight you can feel the devil bite your ass
Your mother it's better not to talk of her!
Your spurs
50 dollars
100 miles that's a nice walk
200 dollars it's all i've got here

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