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A horned toad can tell you which way to go
A horse the horses belong to these gentlemen more than likely that is i'm sure they'd sell you one
A man like wales lives by the feud
A man's got to do something for a living these days
A real frog strangler
A sweet tobacco posy is the rose of alabama
Abe watch out he's probably got another pistol in there
About a long time since we had anything to drink around here or anything else
Actually I was looking to gain an edge
After his lucy passed on he didn't show much interest in women
Ain't one of my generals
Alive no sir
All raise your right hands so I can take your oath
All right I want you men to raise your right hands what for so you can pledge loyalty to the union
All right let's move out
All right we can get to work dusting first
All that a fellow has to do is ride into that union camp down there raise his right hand and swear you'll be loyal to the united states
Alrighty i'll get you a horse
Always wanted to face out one of these big pistol fighters they raise all the fuss about
And each year he is pushed further across the plains
And every spring when the grass turns green and the comanche moves north he can rest here in peace butcher some of our cattle and jerk beef for the journey
And get those gents whatever they're drinking you too ma'am
And he said boy! you boys sure look civilized!
And how about you sir just a few bottles left you won't regret it
And I could rope my arms I fling round rose of alabama
And I further swear that though I be murderous
And i'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another
And if we try riding instead of thinking well we'll end up hanging by a rope by nightfall
And now the white man is sneaking up on me again
And recognize that it is one nation
And she says you are a great warrior and that she sort of belongs to you for what you done for her
And so there is iron in your words of life
And thank you lord for getting us together in texas
And thanks a lot for josey wales who you changed from a murdering bushwhacker on the side of satan to a better man in time to deliver us from the philistines
And the one second from the left he had scared eyes he wasn't going to do nothing
And then
And there's an old saying to the victors belong the spoils
And there's another old saying senator
And they said a man could get rich on reward money if he could kill you
And treading lightly is not my way
And we're going up there and set things aright
And when we get over there there won't be any need for you to go inside
And when we had thought about it long enough we declared war on the union
And your word of death it's here in my pistols and there in your rifles
Angels of mercy come to santo rio!
Any more of them you think
Anybody gets hit slap iron to it that's the fastest way to stop the blood
Anything from missouri has a taint about it
Anyway she says when she come to that trading post she didn't know this man zukie limmer was selling liquor
Anyway the three of them they've been chasing this outlaw and it just so happens old ten spot here knows all about it
Anyway this outlaw fellow he went up against five pistoleros
Are you all right
Are you just going to sit there or you going to see what he wants
Ashes to ashes dust to dust
Away from mississippi's veil with my old half ear for a sail I crossed upon a cotton bale to the rose of alabama
Beaver
Beaver ain't no good no more
Because of what you did here today i've got to kill that man
Because one didn't know where the shots were coming
Been on his trail along with this other fellow over here
Benny! come out!
Besides it ain't supposed to be easy to sneak up behind an indian
Better go with them boy
Bill longley creed taylor and all them other taylors down in gonzalez
Bloody bill is what they call me
Bring in this damn insurrectionist rebel
But he's coming back no matter how long I wait my lover is coming
But I been thinking I think it's them who owes an apology
But i'll hold on until you fellows get out of sight all right
But ten bears will move no more
But that one on the far left he had crazy eyes figured him to make the first move
But they put up a good fight and died the best they could
But you never can tell these comanches
By coincidence I happen to have a bottle of this remarkable elixir I could let you have for that exact amount
Call benny back there on the horse
Can you do that I can
Can you hear me boy now if you see me get up you stay there understand
Can you shoot a rifle i'll try
Can't say as I blame you for that only good business to play it safe
Captain redlegs terrill and five men against josey wales
Captain terrill I want you to currycomb the countryside
Captain terrill is a bloodthirsty son of a bitch!
Captain terrill is the regular federal authority now
Chato chato sit down
Cherokee huh yeah
Cheyenne chief black kettle he figures that she did not resist enough
Chief! chief! chief
Clouds are like dreams floating across a sky blue mind
Comanche comanches all right
Comancheros
Comancheros trade liquor and guns to comanche for horses
Comanches they won't like us killing these friends of theirs we better get moving
Come around here bitch come around here
Come here now you listen to me I want you looking real good when we get to ten bears you understand
Come on
Come on in let's get you cleaned up josey! no no! josey! no! josey! josey! no! josey! no!
Come on kid let's get this over with damn it!
Come sit down oh i'm so glad to see you!
Cottonwoods live oaks wild horses antelope lots of quail
Could we play a song for you
Could we play something you like come on
Creek with good water trees cattle black tailed deer
Cullen baker and captain bob lee been fighting over in fannin county
Damn you senator! you promised me those men would be decently treated
Did you come all this way to gawk if you don't work you don't eat around here didn't figure you for a loafer
Dismount disembark children
Do you dance no me neither
Do you know it no I think it was if
Do you really think you can shoot all those men down before they shoot you
Doing right ain't got no end
Don't hold back on account of me I can ride
Don't look at it boy it'll just make you get feelings in it
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
Don't swallow nothing but the juice
Dying ain't much of a living boy
Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me it's living that's hard when all you ever cared about has been butchered or ****d
Each year he has met with one of your bluecoat generals
Easy he brought them all in didn't he all but one
Endeavor to persevere
Every last mother's son of them wants that money you've got on wales' head
Everybody's looking for you
Everyone else has done it but us we're the last of the holdouts
Fighting for the just cause!
Figured we'd give you some ferrying business
Five thousand dollars to the one who gets him
Fix yourself
Fletcher good to see you
Fletcher i'm giving you a commission
Fletcher was in with them it was a trap!
Fletcher you go with captain terrill
Forget about that jamie
Fresh that little gal will bring maybe 20 horses
From governments you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight i've come here to give you either one or get either one from you
General sherman has come with more promises
Get down here boy lay across his neck keep him down there
Get it
Get me 10 muskrats and 30 beaver pelts and i'll give you red cloth
Get moving boy
Get out of the way!
Get ready little lady hell is coming to breakfast
Get something specially nice for laura lee for when I come back in the spring
Get that back! bring it back! bring that barge back! bring it back!
Get up girl get up!
Get up goddamn it!
Give me a bucket of that choc
Glad you stopped me when you did I might have killed her
God almighty!
Goddamn indian squaw!
Good because I ain't hauling you all over hell's creation dribbling blood over half of missouri
Good friend of mine
Got a nice dutch oven in the fireplace here
Got nowhere to go
Got to be an indian to know those things
Governments don't live together people live together
Grandma says it's our home it is all of ours
Grandma you've got to tread lightly now we're here in texas
Grandpa samuel and uncle enoch fell prey to comancheros
Grannie i'd rather have you sit right there with a bucket of powder and do the loading
Had to be him he had this scar right on his face right here
Halt! what's going on come on get him
He ain't going to hold up no ferry
He congratulated us and he gave us medals for looking so civilized
He died a proud member of senator jim lane's redlegs
He got three of them before they cut him down
He is a looter and a pillager!
He is dead he sure is dead dead all right
He knows he can do the best for us on the back of a horse
He might as well ride along with us hell everybody else is
He told me that
He was killed in the border war by missouri ruffians
He was traveling with an old injun and a squaw and some old lady and a scrawny girl
He won't come back
He'll be riding here in the morning
He'll be waiting there for us senator
He'll try to pick us off one by one he'll never do it at best he'll get two or three up front there
He's a guerrilla fighter he figures he can carry the fight to the enemy
He's from missouri where they're all known to be killers of innocent men women and children
He's going down into the valley to kill ten bears and as many of the men as he can
He's going to bring that cavalry over fast as he can yeah
He's got the first move I owe him that
He's heading north now but he'll turn southwest head for mexico
He's heading north now riding with a renegade indian
He's still there
He's the worst enemy those men have!
Hell i've been here way too long as it
Hell man can't you get her to shut up
Hell man can't you get her to shut up (2)
Hell pledge loyalty to the union you ought to have us turn around and bend over
Hell we showed these boys anyway
Help us out now
Help us! help us
Here have some beef jerky
Here take a little drink of this
Here we go come on come on yeah yeah
Here you go have a drink and think about it
Here's the man you asked for sir
Hey there josey!
Hey you! want to buy some indian scalps
Him and me will ride we've got a touch of the cramp
His name was josey wales yeah that's it josey wales
Hold it real still
Hound him senator
Hound this wales to kingdom come
How about the one on the right
How come you're doing this then i've got nothing better to do
How did you know which one was going to shoot first
How is it with stains
How many of them eight maybe nine horses and a couple of carts
How might you know that grannie
How much for all this stuff three dollars
How much for the ferry ride ten cents
How will he do that and come back here
Howdy howdy
Howdy howdy (2)
Howdy howdy (3)
Howdy howdy there
I advise you to turn back captain
I advise you to turn back you can catch him later
I ain't doing it
I ain't holding back on account of you you thick headed grasshopper
I am deeply sorrowed to hear this
I am sorry to hear that
I am ten bears
I bet we are at that
I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true and that my word of life is then true
I came here to die with you or live with you
I can identify him and i'd certainly be glad to share in any reward
I could have missed
I could see him through this window when he shot my partner
I didn't know others hadn't surrendered
I didn't know which way to go
I didn't mean to offend him
I didn't surrender neither but they took my horse and made him surrender they have him pulling a wagon up in kansas i'll bet
I do declare
I do seem to recall him telling me something about a daughter who was a little odd
I don't believe no five pistoleros could do in josey wales
I don't believe that story about josey wales
I don't hear nothing
I don't recollect that
I don't suppose you'd know anything about him but
I don't want to hear wales is dead I want to see wales dead
I feel as pert as a rutting buck
I feel real good josey we got them whupped
I got a picture postcard of it here have a look
I got him! I got me josey wales!
I got it right here
I guess some fellows just don't like to be called high rollers
I guess we ain't going to see that little navajo girl again I guess not
I guess we all died a little in that damn war
I guess you were right I ain't that old after all
I had such beautiful clothes I was taking to our ranch
I had to come back I know
I have a fine woman and two sons but they all died on the trail of tears
I have heard you're the gray rider
I heard a joke about missouri once something about how people from missouri are always saying show me
I heard general joe shelby and some men refused to surrender
I kind of liked her but it's always like that like what whenever I get to liking someone they ain't around long
I knew that would bring you
I know how you feel i'm a hoosier myself
I lost my sweet lover in the dirty old mines
I made this chain for you I braided it from my hair
I mean he was of the finest sort
I never been so glad to see another indian
I never thought i'd see you again grandma
I never thought of them that way
I notice when you get to disliking someone they ain't around for long neither
I pledge that I will be loyal to the united states of america
I pledge that I will be loyal to the united states of america (2)
I reckon he wrote you all about me
I reckon not
I reckon not fletcher
I reckon so
I reckon so (2)
I reckon so (3)
I reckon so (4)
I reckon that's true
I reckon we won't be coming back this way
I rode with him I got no complaints
I seen him ride side by side with bloody bill
I think he's still alive
I think i'll go down to mexico to try to find him
I think i'll try to tell him the war is over
I think it's more like old habits than old age
I think that's all there is but they have horses packing antelope so I figure they're not a raiding party
I thought you might be someone who would sneak up behind me with a gun
I told you to stay inside
I used to have power now old age is creeping up on me
I used to know these things when I was young but when I got civilized I forgot all these things
I was going to mention that to you as soon as I got the chance
I was just wondering I suppose that mangy hound's got no place else to go either
I wasn't about to face him down alone
I will
I will abide by its law that I will never bear arms against it
I wish I was in the land of cotton old times there is not forgotten
I wish you all lots of luck
I wonder where she ever got that idea
I wore this frock coat in washington before the war
I wouldn't have any other kind!
I'd have been halfway to mexico by now except for that crazy squaw I can't understand a word she says
I'd just as soon shoot you now except it'd be hard to drag your body to where we can get our price for you
I'll be coming with you
I'll be damned! look at this!
I'll be dropping back from time to time probably just to hole up
I'll be looking for a horse
I'll be needing this for squirrels and such
I'll be shooting out of that door
I'll make do something's wrong
I'll make do something's wrong until you get going
I'll tell you this jerky put it on our bill
I'll tell you what we'll all just amble over to that store
I'm afraid I don't really know too many songs
I'm an indian all right but here in the nation they call us the civilized tribe
I'm due an even split
I'm getting better at sneaking up on you like this
I'm glad there will be a man around to take care of things
I'm going in boys i've had enough
I'm going to ply my wares down in texas
I'm gonna go have a look see
I'm heading into the indian nations
I'm here for either one
I'm josey wales
I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life
I'm looking for josey wales
I've got some unfinished business in missouri
I've got something to show you mr wales
I've had enough of your money senator
I've heard of that name some said you'd be headed this way
I've seen a lot today i've seen patrols of soldiers all day
If I don't make it I want you to know i'm prouder than a game rooster to have rid with you
If I figure this right we're facing the sun
If I was looking for a place to hole up i'd pick this one
If josey wales comes back here we'll buy him a drink
If that's what happened then josey wales must be dead
If they ride with ten bears they will come back
If we ride in the open there's enough posses over in south missouri to start another war
If you fall they'll let you die keep walking
If you hear shooting and me headed back north get back on that horse he'll get up with you and you head south now you hear
If you look good enough I might outbid old ten bears and take you for myself
If you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win that's just the way it is
Imagine a grown man doing that for his own kid
In past years my friend and I were of service to your tom turner and now we are at your service
In the sweet by and by we shall meet in the beautiful shore
In the sweet by and by we will meet on that beautiful shore
In the sweet by and by we will meet on that beautiful shore (2)
Indian this mr wales is a cold blooded killer
Is it bad josey it's bad
Is something wrong nope
Is that right miss rose
Is that the kind of dumb jokes they teach to pretty girls in kansas
It ain't your pa! now shut up!
It can do most anything
It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life or death
It might boost your price
It shall be life
It was but when the silver run out the thriving run out
It'll be there all right yes ma'am i'm sure it will be
It's a regular paradise we're headed to
It's a watch chain
It's been nice riding with you chief
It's him abe it's him we got the josey wales abe!
It's not right this damn woman doing something like this to me
It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues
It's so beautiful
John jumper chilly mcintosh buffalo hump and jim pock mark and me i'm lone watie
Josey I want to thank you for what for saving my life
Josey i've got to tell you something i'm scared of dying josey
Josey wales
Josey wales (2)
Josey wales they say he's coming into texas won't come through here though
Josey wales!
Josey we best be on our way
Josey!
Judging by these tracks there's maybe 40 50 horses ahead of us
Just get off the horse
Just looking us over I guess
Just the store with grannie hawkins up there
Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine
Keep this fire going keep an iron on it red hot
Killed 50 60 men
Killed simp dixon over in cotton gin
Kind of young ain't you kid to be riding with this rabble
Knew him quite well actually
Laura lee right through this window
Lee might have had to surrender but we didn't
Let me be i'm finished with you
Let wales be
Let's go!
Let's have a drink to the damned silver running out gave us some peace and quiet here!
Lige take a look under that blanket
Little josey!
Little squaw likes the bucks huh
Look at those boys over there with tied down guns bounty hunters come out of a war got no other way to make a living
Look away look away look away dixieland
Look i've got some beer some good brewed choc it's on the house
Look you tell her I don't want nobody belonging to me
Look! that's josey!
Looks like a family of hogs just moved out of the seat of these britches
Looks like a parley
Lord thanks a lot for bringing us to this place
Lots of nice elements from missouri coming west
Lots of southern boys been getting into trouble here in texas
Lots of work to do down in texas
Mad dogs them guerrillas! you look sideways at them they kill you!
Make it nice and slow so I can count the hairs on that hand
Maybe it was six could have even been 10
Me and miss rose were ducking for cover
Might you be the mother of tom turner whose crooked river ranch is over by blood butte
Mind you drop water on them occasionally and keep them damp
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord he is trampling out the vintage
Mm hm
Moonlight I want you to go to this door you fire through here all right
Move faster!
Move out!
Move your left hand down and unbuckle that pistol belt
Mr chain blue lightning himself
Mr lightning
Mr wilson! good morning hello mr wilson
Much obliged grannie
Muskrat what the hell's that muskrat
Must be 5000 lawmen in texas right now can't get them all
My name is fletcher fletcher that's right mr fletcher
My son was true blue mr wales he never lied
My son's ranch he found before the war near a town called santo rio
My sonny boy kept his nose to the grindstone providing a future for me and his daughter there
Name's josey wales
Nasty habit young fellow you born in a barn
Near a place called blood butte
Never heard of comanches traveling in two wheeled carts
Never heard of nice things from missouri coming west
Never paid no him no mind you were there
Never turned his back on his folks or his kind
Never would have figured that
Nice seeing you mr wilson
No I wouldn't
No no sir you got to come up with something more
No offense meant none taken
No offense none taken
No signed paper can hold the iron it must come from men
No sir I don't
No there's a trading post right near the creek nation
No way wales could get to the nations
Nod damn you!
Not many men west of here we're getting into comanche country
Not quite alone
Now ease them pistols out
Now get everything done
Now here here's the money for bringing the others and there'll be more for josey wales
Now if one of you has to take that old woman over there she might be worth maybe one donkey
Now just ease your hands down take them guns out butt first so's you can get hold of them you understand
Now mr josey wales
Now remember when things look bad and it looks like you won't make it then you got to get mean I mean plumb mad dog mean!
Now shut up
Now spit!
Now that's a very good bargain for you
Now them poultices be laced with feather moss and mustard root
Now we're really going to show these palefaces something!
Now you just do that cousin you bring that old pistol right out
Now you take five men and go up there and get josey wales
Now you'll kill us I suppose
Oh brown rosie rose of alabama a sweet tobacco posy is the rose of alabama
Oh brown rosie the rose of alabama
Oh brown rosie the rose of alabamy
Oh I noticed that
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton
Oh my god! it's josey wales!
Oh no no mr josey wales!
Oh no texas is full of rebels
Only an indian can do something like this
Only an indian could do something like that
Only song I can think of is rose of alabama
Only way you handle them
Or the following spring
Out there your son told you this was out there
Pa and daniel died at the hands of that low down murdering trash out of hell that done them in
Pa I got the gold right here pa
Pa is that you pa
Pa!
Pa! pa! pa!
Personally I don't think much of hoosiers neither
Pull lemuel
Pull lemuel pull!
Put it down
Put the rifle down too
Reckon i'm right popular
Reckon so
Reckon there's a nice reward out for us about now
Redlegs
Regulators are all over the place looking for him
Right boy
River rolled the crickets sang the lightning bug he flashed his wing
Run for it fletcher it's a trap!
Same here
Sang a little song while he sewed it
Saw him heading north out of town with a renegade injun
Say you're an indian aren't you
See that nose scar know what that means to a cheyenne one too many bucks
See when you pull his teeth he's harmless as a heel hound
Seems like we can't trust the white man you bet we can't
Seems like you was looking to gain some money here
Senora please sit down you must be very very tired
Sergeant said this kid tried to ride through their camp they got him
She ain't for sale I mean she ain't mine she works here
She also wants you to know that although he beat her a lot nothing happened between them
She got some supplies and our horses and followed us around
She said we was the only kin she had
She says she's navajo but she was captured by the cheyenne
She was back at the trading post got in some kind of trouble
She was violated by one of the bucks of the arapahos
She's not going to mexico with us
She's not going with us
Shoot him now! shoot him now!
Show me
Shut up kid
Shut up lige
Shut up lige (2)
Shut up lige!
Sim carstairs is the name mister
So first change you get I want you to jump in that wagon there and put on one of your best little dresses
So they took away our land and sent us here
So will it be
So you'll be josey wales
Soldiers were here looking for you about two hours ago
Some cavalry between us and the nations
Some of them would like to have the sun behind their back that's always a good idea
Some of you men get down there prepare to fire
Sometimes trouble just follows a man
Sounds like hard men to do business with
Spilling!
Still there what the hell does he think he's doing don't know
Stranger you're in luck! I just happen to have the perfect thing here for cramps
Sweet tobacco posies
Tell her we'll need a lot of clean bandages and a boiled poultice for a bullet wound in a hurry
Tell him to shut up
Tell them to head north
Tell you what move on back move on back!
Tell you zukie you put her on the bill too
Ten 20 more miles and we'll be safe in the nations
Ten bears he got travis and chato
Ten bears is going to want a fresh woman!
Ten bears is the greatest comanche war chief but he's angry
Ten years i've been ferrying kansas redlegs union cavalry missouri guerrillas you name it!
Texas huh
Thank god they all been disarmed now except for a few of the nastiest ones who they're busy running down
That I might miss
That I will let's see I will abide by its law that I will never bear arms against it
That meal was damn good i'm going to take up tepee living if it's like this
That old lady don't know the trouble she can get into talking like that
That one in the center had a flap holster and he was in no itching hurry
That sure is a sweet sound to the ears wouldn't you say so mr wales
That'll be me
That's a mighty nice horse you got there mister would you sell it we will give you a good price
That's bad luck the silver running out
That's it
That's mighty decent of you mister been a long time since anybody bought a drink around here
That's my word of life
That's real nice it really is
That's right
That's right (2)
That's true I ain't promising you nothing extra
That's what I figured
The bear lives here the wolf the antelope the comanche and so will we
The bluebellies will give you a better burial than I can boy
The bullets were flying and people running every which way church bells were ringing
The gold me and josey robbed from the bank pa
The horned toad says we should go to mexico
The lord gives the lord takes away
The name's anderson
The sign of the comanche that will be on our lodge
The war's over our side won the war now we must busy ourselves winning the peace
The wheat is from kansas and the molasses comes from missouri
The words of ten bears carry the same iron of life and death
Their sign is the dirty nose sign
Then he can take up his horse again and go home
Then we go back and get fletcher
Then we'll go back get fletcher
Then we'll turn southwest and head for mexico
Then you will die
There is iron in your words of death for all comanches to see
There is such a thing in this country called justice
There's buckwheat cakes and injun batter makes you fat or a little fatter
There's no gold he's crazy
There's some riders coming up behind us
These freebooters are a slander to kansas attacking innocent women like this
These here crosses are to fire rifles through up and down side to side
These men are common outlaws nothing more
These things you say we will have we already have
These two fellows down here is texas rangers
They ain't honest
They call us civilized because we're easy to sneak up on
They can't shoot through it but they might dig a hole in it and drop down maybe in the back bedroom
They did did they
They don't look too proud now do they
They got horses to trade
They said we would be happier in the nations
They say you killed your own men
They say you're a hard put and desperate man
They sneaked up on us and they told us we wouldn't be happy here
They stood us in a line
They teach other things
They took our pictures and the newspaper said indians vow to endeavor to persevere
They were decently treated they were decently fed and then they were decently shot
They won't miss you maybe they'll forget you
They'd catch up to us by the end of the day
They'll be coming after you there's nowhere you can go to get away
They'll get around to it eventually
They'll give us full amnesty then yep
They're coming
They're coming after us we've got to take to the brush!
They're following us couple of horses far off moving fast
They're going down to mexico I think i'll join them
They're going to heel and hog you to a barn door
They're hollering for me to come over! I can't hold on
They're packing heavy they may return
They're with the union
They've had men on guard here night and day
This ain't santo rio my son tom turner said it was a thriving place
This boy was brought up in a time of blood and dying and never questioned a bit of it
This here linsey woolsey shirt I got that all you boys wore
This is what you give those indians where's the real stuff
This ought to give him an edge
This rain is giving us the
Those lying blue scumbellies!
Those poor pilgrims from kansas
Those regulators would pay plenty to the man who could identify josey wales
Thought you could use some help
To hell with them fellows buzzards got to eat same as worms
Tom turner knew what he was doing
Too many folks around here with thin skin
Trade women too
Turn back are you crazy
Two doors front and back right in sight of one another
Use pistols at short range more fire power and less reloading
Verminous lying missouri scum!
Wagon tracks but I never seen tracks like these
Wait a minute! he's in my place I recognized him too
Wales may be back in a year or two
Walls and ceiling two feet thick all made out of mud nothing to burn
Watch him I seen him do some things
Watch it he's meaner than a rattler and twice as fast with them pistols!
Watch out for that horse! watch out you stupid son of a bitch!
Watch out! back him up!
We best hurry on josey
We can start working our way through now boy
We didn't have no ma so pa did all the fancy needlework for me told me not to tell no one
We dressed ourselves up like abraham lincoln
We get josey wales and it ends
We got him lige
We got him now we'll get these two first then the others
We got reward money coming
We got us the josey wales!
We have endured hardship of the worst sort on the way out here
We remember that old piece rosie come here
We stopped those bushwhackers pretty good during the war
We thought about it for a long time
We told him about how our land had been stolen and our people were dying
We were just telling these fellows a little story about an outlaw passed through this way a while back
We wore them because we belonged to the five civilized tribes
We'll do without molasses
We'll gonna have to wait till they bed down then walk through quiet
We'll have whiskey all around comanchero brand
We'll need half a side of bacon 10 pounds of beef jerky 20 pounds of horse grain
We'll only hunt what we need to live on same as the comanche does
We're from kansas jayhawkers and proud of it
We're going to santo rio!
We're heading north men let's ride
We've got to clean up this country
Weighted him down with lead
Welcome to texas mr lone watie
Welcome welcome gentlemen please come aboard howdy
Well at least we're known for something
Well done thank you
Well good luck
Well he'll have to run for it now and hell is where he's headed
Well i've been meaning to get one yeah
Well let's see you say those horses belong to them pilgrims
Well mr lightning move a muscle twitch a finger and i'll splatter your guts all over the wall
Well mr lone watie
Well no matter it's good to see a high roller wander through
Well not a hard man to track leaves dead men wherever he goes
Well sir this is the very best thing for those who can't handle their liquor
Well the one that everyone's so scared of
Well we've got something in this territory called the missouri boat ride
Well what can you expect from a nonbeliever
Well! I am rose rose of santo rio
What about these cougar pelts going to put them on our bill too
What are we going to do stay right here
What are you talking about
What did you say your name was friend
What do you say mr wilson
What do you take for the squaw
What does a man from missouri say if someone asks him to see a missouri mule and he says 'show me'
What gold is he talking about
What have you got over there
What have you got there muskrat
What others wales and the kid are the last ones
What say
What the hell does he want
What the hell is this redleg doing here
What we've got to do is space some time between them and us
What'll you have
What'll you have whiskey
What's all that paint about it's my death face
What's in it I don't know various things i'm only the salesman
When I say move you move real slow like molasses in wintertime or I drop that hammer
When we finished he shook our hands and said endeavor to persevere
When we get to the nations I want you men to fan out
When you get to town get some nice dresses for the ladies you hear
Where are we headed the indian nations it's a good place to hole up and get you healed up
Where are you headed
Where i'm going they know how to handle that kind
Where the hell are you going fletcher
Where'd you ever get an idea like that
Where's he going
Whereabouts is this ranch
Which side is this man on senator
Whiskey he says! how about something else well beer then
White men have been sneaking up on us for years
Who are you talking about
Who is that he's just a boy he's got a fever
Who the hell is this woman
Who you calling rabble you blue scumbelly
Who's that josey wales
Whoa whoa
Whupped them again boy
Whupped them again didn't we
Whupped them again josey
Why don't you stay here redlegs
Why don't you stay with us be our partner
Why I appreciate your concern I am glad to find manners at last here in the wilderness
Will you sign this affidavit sign I sure will
Wish we had time to bury them fellows
With pleasure!
With us now wait a minute I got you a horse you're on your own now
Works wonders on just about everything huh
Would you rather be riding with comancheros grannie
Yeah
Yeah all right let's take them out in the sand
Yeah first the silver run out of the santo rio then the people run out then the whiskey then the beer run out
Yeah I always heard there were three kinds of suns in kansas sunshine sunflowers and sons of bitches
Yeah I guess that's the truth
Yeah sure pays to have an edge yeah all kind of edges
Yeah well it's a nice one it will come in handy I thank you for it
Yes friends yes! this is a positive remedy for weariness turgidity of the bowels and
Yes sir
Yes sir it was down in monterey mexico a little while back
Yes sir! it was josey wales all right!
Yoke five thousand gold simoleons walked right in right to us
You a bounty hunter
You and me didn't ride all that way for that
You are a game rooster boy

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