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Ages 3 and up it's on my box ages 3 and up i'm not supposed to be baby sitting princess drool
At 13 I was making more money than most of the grown ups in the neighborhood
But before the sun sets on her 16th birthday she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!
But you're so old
Company's turning 20 huh so you can bang it but you can't get it drunk right yeah she gets it she enjoys my humor
Dragon Age Enchantment
Eighteen years old and she never had an unhappy day in any one of those years
Guts he's only eight lotsa guts
He was 38 years old why the fuck would he do that
He wasn't very old no he was pretty old he was 41 oh yeah oh that's old
He won't be 16
He's in his 30s or 40s he's got real physical strength combined with an older man's self control he's he's cautious precise
Hey if you were any older you'd disappear shut up
I don't understand I really don't thirty five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder
I only meant that at my age what's left of my life doesn't greatly matter
I shouldn't have told you about that a boy your age ought not to hear such things it just kinda come out
I smelled your shit for 22 years now you can't smell mine for five minutes
I'm 16 years old i'm not a child any more
I'm 35 years old and i'm going nowhere all I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy fucking bear
I'm only 13
I'm only 17 years old i'm not ready to die yet
Iltam Sumra Rashupti Elatim Bronze Age Sumerian
In my country a child of six years old is older in his heart than you will be at 60
It's not the years honey it's the mileage
Joe louis came out of retirement to fight marciano the man was 76 years old
Little Dark Age
Look i'm tryin' to live to be 23
Mara De Topper
Marty i'm almost 18 years old it's not like i've never parked before
Massive heart attack thirty five same age mozart died not that they have a hell of a lot in common but
Maybe you're just a screwed up sorority chick who's getting back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet 16
Now look i'm your biggest fan i'm rootin' for you to make 23 you understand don't disappoint me
Right that's the problem he still treats me like i'm a baby i'm 20 years old now i'm not anybody's baby
Seven years old huh hmm you know you don't look more than 5 and a half
The box for this one said ages 8 to 14 that's a suggestion they have to put that on there
Thirty eight fucking years old
Today is your 21st birthday it means you meet your wife to be
Too young or too old oh no no just right your age fits you
What are you fucking crazy man she's 103 years old
What are you like five years old yeah but I read at a six year old level so
Why are you so old
Yeah I know I know it's rough on jocks get to a certain age opportunities dry up
Yes sir you look a little older without your clothes on I mean without a dress you look older I mean younger you look you just
You know people don't even know how old sharks are I mean if they live 2000 3000 years they don't know
You know something it makes you look a little older too I mean not just a little bit you could pass for 18 or 19
You're 50 you got a bag for a belly you got tits you need a bra they got hair on them

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