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And that's all I have to say about that
And that's all I have to say about that (2)
Answers FF XIVa
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
Do as you're told and everything will be fine answer straight clean and plain answer it
Hello out there oh I hope nobody answers
Hey I really don't have like time to bat this around i'm kind of on a schedule here I got plans for august okay I need an answer like now
I don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here and the answer is always 'don't ask'
I don't imagine the answer is on those second rate shoes clarice
I just don't feel like I'm gonna get my answers
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes I have a nickname for my penis it's called the octagon
I said here's a guy that's got his act together here's somebody who's got it all figured out here's somebody who has the answer
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately
I've got access to mother now and i'll get my own answers thank you
If anyone gets any answers it'll be the psychiatrist
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions
If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer i'm gonna tell you that I don't know but I bet you what I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer
My answer is two words okay
Nobody knows the answer to that and certainly not you with those slimy bollixed up theories you got
Now questions I don't know answers who does
Oh fuck it yes that's your answer that's your answer to everything tattoo it on your forehead!
Rest neo the answers are coming
That's all I have to say about that
That's an interesting question what's the interesting answer
That's the most outstanding answer i've ever heard you must have a goddamn iq of 160!
The answer is out there neo it's looking for you and it will find you if you want it to
The answer you seek resides in the stars above
There were some questions which I was forced to ask I got no answers
This is your answering service
We of this country have had 4000 years' experience in asking questions and getting answers
Well only one answer can take care of all our questions
Well what do you want from me if I knew the answers i'd give 'em to ya
What the hell happened somebody give me a straight answer!
When they come here there won't be time for questions and answers they'll come to kill
Yes I read you the answer is negative
You have the answer to everything don't you
You know I happen to believe in a life after this one and I know i'll have to answer for what i've done and I think I can
You will answer then hang there until you die
Your mind is like this water my friend when it is agitated it becomes difficult to see but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear

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