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Captain I think you are wanted down at battalion headquarters
Captain no splash not a sound not a bloomin' ripple
Captain you're giving away our fuel for a playmate of the month
Hey blondie it looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts yeah
Holy captain nemo!
I have just apprehended the bandit no sir you just apprehended my captain
I wish you'd stop being so good to me captain
I'm glad captain made the right decision
I'm sorry captain I will see if your men need any help to repair your boat so that you can go on with your war
It's my opinion that the captain doesn't feel much of anything at the moment
Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking we're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot please remain calm
May I remind the captain that he is on duty
No captain they're alive
Nobody has ever gunned down a new york police captain never
Now hear this now hear this this is your captain speaking my fine pinioned pirates
Of course the captain is drunk but the real trouble is with the oil pump
There's too many captains on this island
This is the captain I am locked in my room
Well captain it's nice to see you smiling again brings back the good old days when we was leadin' a healthy normal life scuttlin' ships cuttin' throats
Why not really blow it up captain
Yeah captain it's nothing let's scare the hell out of them
You better learn to distinguish rank i'm a captain
You're in the asshole of the world captain!