Captain Soundboard Edit

Captain I think you are wanted down at battalion headquarters

Captain no splash not a sound not a bloomin' ripple

Captain you're giving away our fuel for a playmate of the month

Hey blondie it looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts yeah

Holy captain nemo!

I have just apprehended the bandit no sir you just apprehended my captain

I wish you'd stop being so good to me captain

I'm glad captain made the right decision

I'm sorry captain I will see if your men need any help to repair your boat so that you can go on with your war

It's my opinion that the captain doesn't feel much of anything at the moment

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking we're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot please remain calm

May I remind the captain that he is on duty

No captain they're alive

Nobody has ever gunned down a new york police captain never

Now hear this now hear this this is your captain speaking my fine pinioned pirates

Of course the captain is drunk but the real trouble is with the oil pump

There's too many captains on this island

This is the captain I am locked in my room

Well captain it's nice to see you smiling again brings back the good old days when we was leadin' a healthy normal life scuttlin' ships cuttin' throats

Why not really blow it up captain

Yeah captain it's nothing let's scare the hell out of them

You better learn to distinguish rank i'm a captain

You're in the asshole of the world captain!