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Divorce Divorce clips and quotes.

Divorce Soundboard

Divorce sound clips and quotes.

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce

I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling

I've been saving this money for a divorce if ever I get a husband merry christmas

My old lady left 'cause of the money yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you

No divorce she'll never divorce him she'll kill him but she won't divorce him

No it's when the daddy doesn't want to see his little boy anymore

Oh forget it and look at it this way you haven't lost a wife you've gained a stablemate

So what are you saying when you get divorced you turn in your library card you get a new license you stop being *******

What's a divorce it's when your daddy lives some place else and comes over to take you places and your mommy says he's a deadbeat

Yay! two christmases!

You're not gonna get a divorce we're not animali

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