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A hundred horses
A respectable person like me in a horse race how dare you suggest such a thing
And I had time to build that rocking horse
And what about that horse is there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse
But I can give you love and rocking horses and dancing
But I thought he was painting his horse he is i'll be sitting on it we're doing lady godiva
Come on saddle your horses
Come on with me you're gonna hear it straight from the horse's mouth
Did the horse ever talk to you he's been talking to me all afternoon
Do you know that horse was only kidding
Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here
Down here you big horse's ass!
Eat like a horse look like a horse
Garrry
Get down off that horse!
Get my horse saddled quick!
Get off that horse get off that horse you filthy coward!
Get off that righteous horse of yours and come to your senses
Get them horses loose!
Goodbye Horses Buffalo Bill 1
Goodbye horses alert
He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird
He's the horse of a different color you've heard tell about ha ha!
Hold your horses man what's the problem
Holy horseshoe!
Horse neighing at mare
HORSES
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses gallop past on grass surface
Horses: Four Gallop up, mill and depart
Horses: One Approaches and stops
Horses: One Departs
Horses: One gallops past from left to right
Horses: One gallops past from right to left
Horses: One Restless Horse
Horses: Two Approach, left to right
Horses: Two Snorts
Horses: Two Walk away
Horses: Whinnying and voices in stable
Horses! we can't afford to lose any horses you dummy! send over a couple of ******s
Horseshit
HorsesInTheBack
HORSESSS
HORSESSSSSSSSS
HorsestyleDarka
How many horses you got none just a mule and he's lame
How you gonna convince anyone the other voice on that tape is a horse
I could eat a horse okay they'll cook you a horse i'll eat it
I mean fixed fights doped horses crooked fuckin' zebras locked in point spreads
I wouldn't believe that horse could talk if the two of you stood there and sang a duet!
I'm looking for the owner of that horse
It's all right taggart just a man and a horse being hung out there
It's been a long time since I was a pony
It's just that he sees himself in a place in the west country with trout streams and horses leading the life of a country squire
Mary poppins don't you remember you won the horse race!
Mom you should have seen this man came along on this beautiful grey horse
MT Horseshh
My horse is the fastest
Newbury Race Course, atmosphere at starting gate (Flat racing)
Newbury Race Course, atmosphere at starting gate, horses away (Flat racing)
Newbury Race Course, atmosphere at starting gate, horses away (Flat racing)
Oh I never thought owning a horse could mean so much to me I guess it's because when I was a little boy I wanted a pony
Oh mom can't we get a horse
Okay i'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground
One horse departs with small cart on a cobbled surface
One horse unharnessed and led into stable on a cobbled surface
Or I might seize a horse off a merry go round and win the derby!
Put up the gun I want a change of horse i'm willing to pay for it
Saddle Up Your Horses
Since you're not married to the horse I don't believe you're legally obligated to include him on the trip
Slim take care of the horses
Television not me I know trigger he's a very mixed up horse
That horse seems to have more sense than you have but in the future just keep him away from my house
That wasn't the horse i'm a ventriloquist
That's a bunch of horseshit we can take off without that
That's Horseshit!
The horse he talks 4aq
They're following us couple of horses far off moving fast
This is my husband wilbur and that's the horse why didn't you let him guess
Two horses sniper1donk
Two horses approach and stop with cart on a cobbled surface
Two horses approach and stop with cart on a cobbled surface
Two horses depart with cart on cobbled surface
Unhook this lead horse
Well as far as i'm concerned if you love that horse so much you can sleep in the barn with him!
Well your horse told it to my cat my cat told it to my dog and my dog told it to me
What fun do people have watching horses run
What kind of a horse is that i've never seen a horse like that before!
What's the matter with you you look as though you've been kicked by a horse
When you're watching television don't turn on any of those old westerns I hate to see people sitting on my friends
Where are the horses
Where's the owner of that horse
Why didn't you say that in the first place that's a horse of a different color! come on in!
Why my horse just told me a very funny story funniest one i've heard in years i'm still laughing about it
Would you look at that now 'tis an elegant merry go round horse
You know how bright and coppery and gold like a young chestnut horse is running in the bright sun well her hair is something like that
You leave him be he doesn't know who rides every horse
You see i've got a problem with my wife I can't convince her that the horse talks
You should've kept your mouth shut anyway they'd had thought you was a horse and let you out
'cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts a team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

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