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All right what's your idea of heaven room service
Checking into a vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid
Hey look you got to think of us as tourists I don't want any military information I just want to know the best hotel ok
Is this one of those places where you ring if you want something
The highest hotels the oldest champagne the richest caviar the hottest music and the prettiest wife
Will you cut the culture crap and get to the hotels
You brainless scumbag you're supposed to be in vegas I rented a suite at the flamingo
You know it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant type places
You know it's not what everyone thinks it is once the glam wears off it's just a lot of hotel rooms lot of airports
You'd have more of a better chance to find a three legged ballerina than you would a hotel room

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