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A good defense attorney can get a lot of mileage out of that
A lawyer huh can you think of anything that can get us out of this hole
All Out Of Lawyers
Attempted murder it's not like he killed someone this is a clear violation of my client's civil rights
Christ what could I say even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel
He's the best lawyer in miami he's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning you gonna be working in alaska so dress warm
Hey what time do these lawyers go to work anyhow
I did not say they were lawyers you said they were lawyers
I don't care for lawyers do you
I guess i'm not a very good lawyer
I know a lawyer it'd be better if you knew a judge
I'm as much an attorney as you are a judge
If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years
If you should ask a harvard lawyer he'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice
Lawyers are for sucks
Levey And Gruhin
Listen pal your client's a scumbag you're a scumbag and scumbags see the judge on monday morning!
Musharaf
My attorney understands this concept despite his racial handicap but do you
Now you show me a lawyer who hasn't made some enemies and i'll show you a notary public
Probably end up selling the thing in order to pay for all the lawyers
They don't look like lawyers to me
We ran everything we paid off cops we paid off lawyers we paid off judges
We told them we didn't want a lawyer chimp here would probably just kill him anyway
We're going to open next year that is if the lawyers don't kill me first
You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers right
You're a thief close i'm an attorney
You're gonna need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over oh yeah

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