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And not only that it's the wrong time it's a terrible idea I mean you got the economy you got the credit bubble the supreme court I mean look at haiti
Daddy! mom dad this is the boy who molested me last month we have to get married
First promise me you'll say yes oh no that's how you got me to marry you
Forrest Gump
Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse
Honey i'm home oh I forgot i'm not married
Honey i'm home! I forgot i'm not married
How long have we been married a long time this way people won't expect us to talk much to each other
I don't want to get married ever to anyone you understand that I want to do what I want to do
I forgot I have to support him no matter what
I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will please please come and rescue me
I married the wrong woman and now I lead a life of regret
I should've never married him he's a gemini triple gemini duality gemini is the snake you know you can't trust a snake I mean it
I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling
I'm glad to hear you two arguing for a moment I was wondering if you were a normal married couple
John my husband said I love you will you marry me he did what happened I married him
Kesariyo Jaan Lavyo
Look at yourself! you're a nightmare you're the missing link you shouldn't be married you should be studied
Marriage Band
No i'm not fucking happy no one who's married is fucking happy
No there's nothing wrong with marriage provided there is just one in the family who wears the pants
Sex on a Full Stomach
She says he only played around with married stuff it was a cardinal rule no widows no divorces no maidens and no complications
Should I not tell them after 14 years of marriage you're still afraid to let me see you naked
Sorry I don't want to get married terrific that makes two of us
The law says you must be married to a prince by your next birthday
The man you marry has got to swim rivers for you climb mountains for you slay dragons for you he's got to perform wonderful deeds for you!
The prince is marrying the sea witch in disguise!
This house is so full of people it makes me sick! when I grow up and get married i'm livin' alone!
Wedding holy mackerel i'm married
Well that's what keeps married couples together separate ness
When you're married you can do a lot of things deliberately
Where were you why didn't you call we were worried to death a married man does not stay out like this
Why did we get married have children you don't need us your heart and your mind are in here but it doesn't love you like we do
You don't think she's going to be expecting something big do you what like anal no like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger
You know a lot of happily married people sam 'cause I don't
You wouldn't marry a panther would ya
You wouldn't marry a panther would you I don't know come to think of it no panther ever asked me
You're married occasionally
You're married you're allowed to look like slobs
Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands

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