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A man could retire on that amount of scratch
But is being retired any more interesting
Forget it i'm retired
I don't know lodged in my heart they took it out had to take it easy so they retired me
I just feel at this particular time that I reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire
I'm a retired colonel in the army
I'm retired
I'm retired not dead
In a shack by the sea i'll sit back sipping tea let my early retirement commence
It means that's it for me from here on in you can consider my ass retired
Joe louis came out of retirement to fight marciano the man was 76 years old
Looks like I retired just in time
Maybe you should retire
No no i'm gonna retire right now that's all there is to it
Once in a lifetime I could retire no more nut every week no more bullshit my dream comes true
Retired does that mean like my tax pays you a pension that's right
We'd like to retire and maintain the same lifestyle without paying a lot of taxes
What does a retiree do these days anyway take naps play golf hit on rich widows
Why not two words I am retired
Yeah the busy life of a retiree every day a new adventure
You retired too not me i'm in my prime
Youngest retirement in the service account of my heart not heart trouble you understand an accident on one of cal's fishing trips a hunter got the slug right here

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