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A shark is attracted to the exact kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever human beings swim you cannot avoid it
Bright young women sick of swimmin'
Come on keep swimming come on
Every day of that week you may walk on the beach you may swim in the ocean for up to one hour under swat team surveillance of course
Hang up we are going swimming
He can't swim there's no better time to learn
He cannot swim!
Here's to swimming with bow legged women
How would you like to be a bird that doesn't fly I swim!
I can swim I just can't walk or undress myself
I can't swim clark
I can't swim with my hands tied
I'm a good swimmer
Maybe I should take a swim I thought
Maybe we can swim how far do you think it is
Maybe we'll run across him out there he's a strong swimmer isn't he
My dear boy do you ask a fish how it swims or a bird how it flies no sirree you don't they do it because they were born to do it
Nice young ladies just don't swim around rescuing people in the middle of the ocean and then flitter off into oblivion like some
No I can't ok wonder woman I can't swim
Oh I don't know charlie I haven't been swimming in twenty years I come on give me your hand I don't think I ought to
Oh jesus I really wanted to learn how to swim I swear to god I did
Swim rose! I need you to swim! keep swimming
Swimming: Dive in, one fast length, stop
Swimming: Start from rest, one fast length and stop
Teenagers they think they know everything you give them an inch they swim all over you
The man you marry has got to swim rivers for you climb mountains for you slay dragons for you he's got to perform wonderful deeds for you!
Then we ate some mescaline and went swimming
We were on our way up to the lake to go swimming
What kind of asshole grows up in seattle and doesn't even know how to swim
Whoa what a swim
You can't swim
You go in the water shark's in the water our shark
You guys are dead in the water
You knew there was a shark out there you knew it was dangerous but you let people go swimming anyway
You know I can't swim that fast
You know i'm feeling much better now I guess I just needed a swim

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