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Ain't war hell
All my friends know the low rider
And let slip the dogs of war
But today war is too important to be left to politicians they have neither the time the training nor the inclination for strategic thought
Come on now let's get this army of mine back in the war
De gaulle he ain't even in this war
Did you lose your pecker in the war or something
Don't push it! don't push it or i'll give you a war you won't believe!
End the war bring freedom to our people
For this sir is the most potent weapon in war the fighting spirit's in this bottle
Gentlemen you can't fight in here! this is the war room!
He said war was too important to be left to the generals
Hey look you and us we're just soldiers right we don't even know what this war's all about all we do is we fight and we die and for what we don't get anything out of it
How about global thermonuclear war
I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it
I guess we all died a little in that damn war
I think now looking back we did not fight the enemy we fought ourselves and the enemy was in us
I'll let you stand behind the bar with your medals on and tell the drunks how you won the war
I'm sorry captain I will see if your men need any help to repair your boat so that you can go on with your war
It looks like we're in a shooting war
It wasn't my war you asked me I didn't ask you!
It's a lovely fucking war
Later let's play global thermonuclear war
Low rider don't drive too fast
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is the one to meet, yeah
Lucky for me i'd been off planet on vacation at the time of the war eh
May god be with you because although today I am friendly tomorrow will be war!
My wife just told me did she also mention when the war would be over she doesn't tell me everything she knows
No not that way! you're going the wrong way! the battle's behind us!
Oh come on I flew over the battlefield this morning I could march a divisional dress parade with band music right through the middle of their line
Oh man are you flipped out on one of your vietnam trips man
Take a little trip with me
The low rider is a little higher
The war is over for me now but it will always be there the rest of my days
The war will be still here tomorrow
The war's on yeah wish I was in there to see that show
This war stops now
War total war a struggle for survival
Wars not make one great
Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor hell no!
We're all scared and why shouldn't we be what do you think we use in war water pistols
Well the wopr spends all its time thinking about world war iii
What are you expecting world war iii
What happened today is just the beginning we're gonna lose this war
Whats the matter, cant fight your own battles?
Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered is the winner
You are tired of the war I can see on your face
You are trembling more afraid of peace than war
You don't tell me how to run my war!
You know I haven't been able to get near a plane since the war
You want a war you can't win
You're wrong about me being a coward last war I got a silver star