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Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any
Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any
Become an employee of this firm you will make your first million within three years
Become an employee of this firm you will make your first million within three years
Don't talk to me don't look it may just pick your ass up out of that italian leather chair and get the fuck out of this room right now
Don't talk to me don't look it may just pick your ass up out of that italian leather chair and get the fuck out of this room right now
Fuck them fuck up
Fuck them fuck up
Get the fuck outta here
Get the fuck outta here
Good for you you can get up to
Good for you you can get up to
Here to here baby
Here to here baby
I am a fucking millionaire
I am a fucking millionaire
I am a millionaire
I am a millionaire
I drive a ferrari three fifty five cabriolet what's up
I drive a ferrari three fifty five cabriolet what's up
I have a ridiculous house in the south fork
I have a ridiculous house in the south fork
I'm going to repeat that
I'm going to repeat that
I'm not here to waste your time OK I certainly hope you're not here to waste mine i'm going to keep this short
I'm not here to waste your time OK I certainly hope you're not here to waste mine i'm going to keep this short
Mindless go schlep rock out
Mindless go schlep rock out
OK
OK
Parents don't like the life you lead fuck you mom and dad
Parents don't like the life you lead fuck you mom and dad
See how it feels when you're making their fucking lexus payments
See how it feels when you're making their fucking lexus payments
Sorry man
Sorry man
That said skippy pack your shit let's go
That said skippy pack your shit let's go
There is no question as to whether not you will become a millionaire working here the only question is how many times over
There is no question as to whether not you will become a millionaire working here the only question is how many times over
They don't hire brokers here we train new ones
They don't hire brokers here we train new ones
They say money can't buy happiness look at that fucking smile on my face
They say money can't buy happiness look at that fucking smile on my face
We expect everyone here to treat their coworkers with a certain level of respect
We expect everyone here to treat their coworkers with a certain level of respect
We want winners here not pikers
We want winners here not pikers
What vacation time go teach third grade public school
What vacation time go teach third grade public school
You are required to work your fucking ass off
You are required to work your fucking ass off
You are the future big swinging dicks of this firm
You are the future big swinging dicks of this firm
Your friends are shit
Your friends are shit