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Simon Cowell - X Factor Soundboard

Simon Cowell is an English television personality, entrepreneur, and record executive. He has judged on the British television talent competition series Pop Idol (2001–2003), The X Factor UK (2004–2010, 2014–2018) and Britain's Got Talent (2007–present). He has also judged in the United States on American Idol (2002–2010), The X Factor US (2011–2013), and America's got Talent (2016–present). In 2004 and 2010, Time named Cowell one of the 100 most influential people in the world.

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Are you going to win yes I am good
But I can honestly say and you are the worst thing i've ever heard in my life thank you useless
But your dream I presume is to get out pizza delivery and be a singer yeah
Do you think you can win the show next more node is my god alright didn't understand a word of that
Do you think you got the X factor add to notes are not quite over the X factor is by it
From paris to believe thank you
Go stand over there sweetheart you ranawat about Louis Walsh I presume you're not very busy come on
Guys guys what was that
Hello what's your name
Honestly horrific absolutely no no
I felt your confidence was slightly deluded
I thought you were possessed by Cher
I wanted the mad about louis club someone else wants to join how old are you how old are you know there's plenty of vacancies forty five
It looks like he's works in a poultry factories got two pairs of sunglasses and a plastic microphone how can you say the image image is good
It was terrible
It's as bad as i've ever heard I mean every part of the audition was perfect
Join can we turn the volume up a bit
Mediocre
Of MLC mad about louis club disbanded
Once again differently to anyone else we've heard tonight
One hour for what I thought he still got the confidence looks personality talent note steven I mean just author really just not yeah honestly I can tell different by here happy to put my web page
Or I don't want to know what's in you and I don't want to hear you sing again
Simon Cowell if it sees it is nothing but a soul
Steven you've got one of the weirdest voices i've ever heard in my life this is a bit strange it's a bit strange it's really weird in what way
Sync battle leave run now and on that note
That song was like it was like going to a zoo or something I mean the noises it was beyond anything i've ever ever heard
The problem is you cannot in a billion years when this competition
There is as much chance of you being a pop star or rockstar as main flying to the moon tomorrow morning for breakfast
This is one of those moments when I ask myself why we do this
This sounded thirty years out of date it's the sort of thing that you would hear at a mediocre wedding
Uncle what the hell was that
Unless topless why because i'm bored out of my mind
What you're very energetic I think if I had to choose one probably go with the dancing rather than the singing wouldn't buying the two together OK
Who use good as
You are fabulously awful
You came in you called yourself champagne you sounded lighthouse wine I mean that sort of sums up the performance there you are
You're sort of like a singing chris eubank in a way
Your mouth is far far too big when you saying I mean it was like looking into a cave i've never seen anything so huge in my life and because your mouth is so big this weird noise sound comes out of it

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