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Home > Annie Walker - Bridesmaids Soundboard
Are you smiling? It's just it's just this is the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. Makes me kind of happy. I look ugly. No, I don't. I don't really look ugly. You're an ugly crier, but that'...
Beer.
Carol, get the stick together, Carol.
Catch it on the flip side.
Everybody go back to your seat, OK? You especially, you have 3 seconds to get back to your seat. You can't get anywhere in three seconds. Well, you better try setting me up for a loss already. OK. ...
Everybody has the flu.
Good. I feel I'm so much more relaxed. Thank you, Helen. I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready. To. Party. With the best of them, and I'm gonna go down to the river.
Guess what happened to me today? I got a free tattoo. You could not believe it. The guy said. Do you want a tattoo? Just a random. Yeah. Opened up the side of his van. No, he said it's for free. I ...
Have no way of earning money unless I just go and prostitute down on the street. I don't want you to do hello fellas, here I am. All American sausage in my English Mcmuffin. No, but we did that alr...
Help me, I'm poor.
Hey, I'm topless. I'm totally topless.
Hey, who's driving that car?
I don't need. Dental work. You're right. There's nothing wrong with my teeth. You are so beautiful. Will you marry me? Yes. I love you. I love you.
Just texting. Shut down the phone while I'm driving, not anything. Using my hands. Oh my God.
Keep smiling. Keep shining. Know when you can always count on me for sure. That's what friends are for.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain has turned on the fastened seat belt sign. It appears we have run into a rough patch of weather. So I have an announcement too. There is a colonial...
Lilian and I took Spanish together. In school and so I would just like to say to you and to everyone here, gracias para vivar and la Casa. In Las Vegas. El Azul Markava Tienescon. Be beer and Las V...
Liz, come on in. Let me take your magazines. Welcome to the magazine One Party.
Miss, you cannot be up here. Hello, Grandpa.
Miss. No, it's not me. Yes, it is you. Please go back to your seat. Yes, I'm with him. I'm. I'm Mrs. Iglesias. Mrs. Iglesias.
No, no, no, don't read my journal, don't go in my room. Well, hello. I think before you make those sort of demands, you need to maybe think about putting a note on your door saying do not come into...
Oh, hi, I'm Helen. Are you living in Milwaukee? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, do you have you met Lillian? She's my best friend. Oh, yeah, I know. We've only known each other for 5 minutes.
Oh, this is a very this is a very strict blame that I'm on. Welcome to Germany. On feudalism, asshole.
Our story, Rosa. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Wilson.
She said. What baby? I know I miss you too. Yeah, me in an hour.
This should be open because it's civil rights. This is the 90s, right? It's not. You're you're in the wrong decade. You are OK. I am. You are. Thank you.
Well, you're really doing it, aren't you? We're just sitting down the street.
Whatever you say, Stove. It's Steve. Stove. What kind of name is that? That's not a name. My name is Steve. Are you an appliance? No, I'm a man and my name is Steve. You're a flight attendant. That...
You don't want to look right at it. No, it's too aggressive. Clear. Hello. That's my impression. Yeah, I'm trying to make it round, but I can't because I have elbows.
You guys love each other, huh? Yeah, yeah. That's sweet. That will go away. You cannot trust. Anybody. Ever. Especially someone you're in a relationship with, you know, So living with you, you don'...
You know what? You're not as popular as you think you are. I am very popular. I'm sure you are. Very popular. Well, you're an old single loser who's never going to have any friends. You're a little...
You, Jim? Oh, Helen, is the Emmy. A big whopper.
You're not sick? No, no. In fact, Helen, I'm hungry and I wish I had a snack. You're hungry. Harvey.

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