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Gemma Collins - TOWIE Soundboard

Gemma Collins - TOWIE Soundboard

An English media personality and entrepreneur, Gemma Clare Collins. She debuted in 2011 and continued to do so until 2019 in the ITVBe reality series The Only Way Is Essex. Collins then continued to make appearances on a variety of television programmes, such as I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! (2014), Celebrity Big Brother (2016), Celebs Go Dating (2018), and Dancing on Ice (2019). She started playing the lead role in Gemma Collins: Diva, her own reality series, in 2018. A year later, she started presenting a podcast on BBC Sounds.

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All reward ourselves with some cake. Damn, Bobby. Hit it. So we're gonna start off with the shaking your bum. This is what we like here. Come on. We're here. And so can I.
Bulb. Time worry about me. I have achieved everything I've wanted to in my life. I always wanted a Range Rover. I've got one. I always wanted a clothes shop. I've got one. I've got every design aro...
Can I just say your vibe is so uptight and angst. We're in my get a drink. Come drink. Jay. No, Jay, we've got drinks, something. I wanna get to the bottom of two. Bobby, it's good that you stay be...
Defo.
Hi, hi. Hi. Where you been? Just been out hanging with. The girls are used to getting together. What? Well, I just want to say something to you. You've been going around discussing what happened be...
I basically just feel like so down about my hair and why is it so shell? The last set of extensions I did was so heavy on my head so I hadn't taken out, so now I'm left with like rat chewed hair. L...
I didn't want anyone knowing I was getting freed lifeboats beyond nest. See, I've never heard of it. The laser Lipo breaks down the fat cells. So they lasers in that machine. Yeah, going into your ...
I don't need the money. Do you think they gonna pay my mortgage? I've got money.
I had a boyfriend once. Get on this right. This is gonna be really shocking. And this is the gods on his throat. Gemma. I love how she builds it up. No, this is gospel, right? I came in from work o...
I have just the worst luck in love ever and it like really gets me down now. I just, whoever I may, it just always ends in disaster. When I went for a break up with someone that was really in love ...
I just came here to see Lauren's fantastic impressions of me. I really Gemma because I can do it to your face if you want me to show. You gotta be a personality. Babe, I think I'd rather have my pe...
I'll be patient with you, Charlie. But I'll be honest with you. You know, it's just random behaviour. It's bizarre to me. You know, a man wants to touch you. He wants to feel you. Wants to slap you...
I'm constant phobic, Darren.
I've never seen anything that looks so perfect. It's like a no penny. I actually pride myself like I'm mega confident. Yeah, because I know I've got a designer vagina. I've not told you this, but I...
I've never seen you in white before because I'm like oversized 10. It don't mean you can't wear white. I love you in white. See ya. Yeah. Geno. It's not a virgin at the minute, though. Is that what...
If you're up for the electric, I'll pay you for it.
Is that making you happy? You might have every handbag but you, you go through chops and change. It's not even from week to week, it's hour to hour, day-to-day. And genuinely, yeah, I think it's a ...
It's a fucking pisstake. You're all taking the piss out of me.
It's nice to see they're happy and in love in it and it. I feel like you've been really happy this trip and it's so nice to say Umm, but will this continue back in Essex? Because I'm a little bit w...
Look, the outfit. We're looking ring. Yeah, I like it. But I think you should go back and up on the jacket shirt. You know, sort of tucked out in Blazer dunnart. Yeah, looking sharp. Sharp. Sharp a...
My life is just what has happened. I am Bridget Jones. But what happened there? God, I quite fancied him. But it's got like a baby in there.
No, I don't wanna play anymore games. I'm fucking going down.
Now fuck this summer. If they get that fire exit door, I'm off.
Ohh some amazing. I can always rely on you for a good rub. Ohh heaven. I'm like the milkman. May I always deliver vibes? Would you rather be waking up with me or Jane? No. I am thankful to Fern for...
Ohh, dunnings virus here say has arrived.
Ohh, gasping for a drink, yo. Yep. I'm glad I've seen you go away from the others. Like obviously, you know, we are friends. I really like you. I haven't got do you know what I mean? We've always h...
Ohh, this has been a rare day evening, hasn't it? But you know what? I think it's really broken the ice with us. Exactly. The ice. Absolutely. Going back to Titanic. I love that. So what happens no...
Ohh. Come.
Sex makes you a couple. At the minute. We're seeing each other. We're like a big friends. You know, I stayed at your house the other night. We spooned. Yeah, you did get a boner. So I definitely kn...
Speaking enough Curry now, James, you've done you're gonna get diabetes I think if you're ohh sorry skinny Minnie. Nice people.
That's not true.
The feeling?
This feels a bit weird, Bobby not being here. What's happening with him? Did you do apologise to Bobby? I did, OK? I walked in there. I didn't want no hair, so I'd genuinely wanted to, you know, at...
This is very expensive here. It's fucking frazzled.
Thought that's kind of a drink just gonna forward referred. Alright. Yeah you. Yeah, I'm good. Good. I just wanted to come and clear the atmosphere. You've obviously got the amp that I called you s...
To install it or something. People to shit. Charlie. What's no, I'm nearly done. Very nearly done. I've got a non farm. Where can I say? Are you excited to see what I've done? A little bit. I'm a b...
Told large that I loved him. It's nothing wrong in there. That's a nice thing to say. It's proper cringe argies your booty call when a.
We're doing good evening. How are you? I'm all good. Not good. What's that? You will? No, I'm not fucking your James bollocks. Just make out your pouch. Not a fucking house. You've known a 5 minute...
What kind of men do you go for though? Gangsters. That's where you're going wrong. I'm so in love with Mick. I just think he's he's good looking. He smells freaking amazing. He's like just the most...
What's happening girl? Earlier. This is the GC sitting on a couch getting waxed. How are you? I'm good. Just playing a bit of porn. Good girl. Give him now. Me and Kylie are smashing Jess and Dan a...
When we're feeling down to lighten up about bad feelings, imagine bad feelings as wild horses you climb on. If you climbed on them, you can climb off them too. You can choose to get off that horse ...
Where's the gorgeous Maria Fowler? She's not here. Where is she? She is she poppet, which is on a date with me. Alright. Are you talking? If I'm being honest, I'm a bit pissed off about it. I kind ...
With this place, this is the best bonding day I think for Bobby and Gemma. Do you know what? I actually really do love you. Really. You are like my boyfriend, but without the you know what? And it'...
Yeah. So how you getting on with Charlie then? Ohh, don't really know. Sometimes his eyebrows shake when I talk to him and I think I'm making him nervous. Yeah, you're too layered aren't you know? ...
You and Charlie been together for five years, and you can grow in different directions, but Charlie can't expect you to, you know, give up things that you love in order to suit him.
You are the biggest dirty little place. You are the boy about town. Listen, there's a difference. There's a difference between flirting and actually. Going through some yeah, they're made. Boyfrien...
You touched your food out the window like a diva. Alright, bizarre behaviour. You've never been a diva in your life before. OK, I can. I'm Gemma Collins Ford. I'm 34, I've earned my Dava ship, and ...
You're right mum. Alright Jim, how are you? I'm alright. Yeah, you're stir it. Yeah. Ohh. Thank you. You're so bossy, mum. What are you doing? Just putting my plants up. I wanna get them in. Did yo...

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