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Ah her pants are blazing for you Newton Crosby.
And any news for a while, ladies and gentlemen, and.
And resemble. Look like. Butterfly bird. Maple Leaf where? Holy shit. No shit. Where's this shit?
And Scooter, you understand, you don't have to blow it up. You don't have to blow it up, scooter. Let's try and bring it back in one piece. One piece will do.
And they're five. Is alive.
And they're like Joliet live in Hartford. All right there. Nobody back then, he had. Play DoH. What do we do now? Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
As very fond of saying, in my country, marketplace makes total home for rodents. Where are you from anyway? Bakersfield. Originally. No, I mean your ancestors. Oh, damn it, Pittsburgh.
Bye bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.
Come on, Steph, lighten up. Let's give it a whirl.
Come on. Walk this way, March. Heel. Yeah. Forward. Forward, forward, come forward. That's good. That's really good.
Error grasshopper disassemble. Hear them back, huh? I can't reassemble him. You squashed him. He's dead. Dead. Right dead as a doornail. Reassemble Stephanie reassemble. I know you don't understand...
Escape robot fights for his life film at 11.
Escape robot fights for his life film at 11.
Frankie, you broke the unwritten law. You'll rate it on your friend when you do that. Frankie, your enemies don't respect you. You've got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie.
Frankie, you broke the unwritten law. You're right on your friends when you do that, Frankie, your enemies don't respect you. You've got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie.
Girly, girly come quick. Girly, danger come on.
God, I'm so stupid. Stupid, foolish, gullible, doltish dumbbell library. Shut up. Silent, hushed. Sit down it can. Am I the jerk of the world? You just project of the world, Turkey idiot. Pain in t...
Good Lord, it is outside the fence. Oh, and that is not the worst of it, Doctor Mariner. Don't tell me it's laser is still armed. Bimbo.
Hey, laser lips, your Mama was a snow blower.
Hot coffee.
How much is a contraption like that worth anyway? I don't know, a few $100 maybe?
Howard, we are gonna have to put up some roadblocks and I'm gonna need some Hueys, somewhat helicopters. Howard. Jesus Christ, I thought they were choppers. Now they're called Huey. Why wasn't I no...
Is very fond of saying in my country, marketplace makes total home for rodents. Where are you from anyway? Bakersfield originally. No, I mean, you're ancestors. Oh, damn it. It's perfect.
It's a machine. It doesn't get scared, it doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It just runs programs.
Malfunction need input.
Malfunction.
Malfunction. Need input. Input that information listen. I am full of it.
Need input. In you put.
Nice software.
No, no disassemble! Oh, number 5. Don't be scared. You just wait here a second. I'll be right back.
Not gonna function, Stephanie. And they're five. Is alive.
Ohh Anima memo thank Ohh better container drinking glass but the molinas spaghetti liquid. This may be hilarious where you come from, but on this planet it's considered rude. Oranges, Apple, lemon ...
Oregon. Oregon. Beaver family Cherry cherry input. I'm giving you great input. My input. My input.
Plus we are needing gas money.
Robot alert #5 loaded engagement capture do not destroy.
Table cloth. No, not my dishes, OK, Great American contemporary. Ohh my China numerous fragments. OK large.
Take something. Beautiful Stephanie.
They Pilgrim that like the parted my hair. You wanna play her up? I can sure oblige you.
They're going to give you a tune up. Tune up input. No. Take your part. Find out which screws with undone. Dismantle, dissect, disassemble. All right.
This Crosby? How's your back, Howard? Ohh, just hunky Dory, thanks. I just swore out some warrants for your arrest.
Wash. You're dead. Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble. Dad. No, this December.
We're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot. No. Stat strap. What does that mean anyway? I don't know, but that's not the point.
Weeeeeee!
Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
What are you gonna do now? I don't know yet. My dad left me a few acres up in Montana. My hair is beautiful there this time of year. Great idea. I say we cruise on up there and check it out. Hi hon...
What planet is this guy from?
What the heck? No, don't let us punch the sack. Tomorrow is the next day.
Yes, I'd like to speak to one of your head warmongers, please.
Yes. Beautiful Stars. Better See.
Yo.
You know what if you don't catch it? What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?

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