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Michelle Calling
Takes Two
All right, things are fine.
And I just decided to stay here just in case different people came on. Who did the talk?
And no intent that there's a couple more here, but I'm not sure who they are.
And then I just hang for the other two minutes after dinner from stop.
And what am I supposed to say?
Asshole.
Dashboard operator, would you please?
Does he better not feeling well?
Does he feel bad about what he did?
Drinking. No, I haven't been drinking.
Go on.
Go to hell.
Ha ha ha. Yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi as the moderator myself.
Hi everybody, it's Michelle and I'm powerless over my emotions.
Hi y'all.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Michael. How are you?
Hmm.
Hold on, there's the intruder on right now.
Hold on.
How about you? Are you powerless over your emotions?
How long have you been at the meetings?
I am Michelle.
I am not drunk.
I am not drunk. I am drunk. Hold on.
I am. I kind of go. I I am. I go to a bed with them.
I can hear you.
I can't make out what you're saying.
I don't drink alcohol.
I don't know, um, something.
I don't know. Hold on.
I don't know. I I don't know.
I drink alcohol.
I feel like I've been trying to come every day. I think 2 weeks ago was when I started coming, trying to come every day.
I guess I just, umm decided to umm, stay around. Because umm. Now I know because I realized that I knew that this program. And I just knew that I needed this program.
I guess not. I'm. I'm really sorry about this.
I have been drinking.
I have been drinking.
I have been drinking.
I have not been drinking.
I have really remember, but if I know myself right, I I probably did share. And I probably shared a lot of anger and frustration and stuff that was going on in my life. So that's what I probably sa...
I like animals.
I mean, I can hear you, but I can't make out what you're saying.
I need to go at 4:00 PM central time, you guys.
I still can't make out what you're saying.
I think you're still on the call.
I think you're trying to ruin our meeting.
I'll let you know when it's time.
I'm doing well. How are you?
I'm Michelle.
I'm Michelle.
I'm really sorry about this.
I'm so sorry. That's them again. Umm.
I'm sorry, I'm we haven't heard yours online. I'm very sorry about that.
I'm sorry, that was the intruder.
I'm supposed to tell you my problem.
I've been here with you, Sir.
It is pretty cool.
It really has helped a lot.
Kind of relaxing.
Let me ask, is there anybody on the dashboard tonight?
Me too.
Michelle
Michelle has not been drinking.
Michelle Sms
Michelle.
No question. So thoughtful.
No, we don't.
Oh no. Yeah, I've been coming for about 5 1/2 years. I've been coming to this meeting. I've been on my athletes meetings for like 5 1/2 years.
Oh, hi Chris. My name is Lou. Ohh yeah.
Oh, hi, is this? My name is Lou. Oh, Oh yeah.
Oh, hi, Michael.
Oh, what was it like? What did you say? You know, why did he umm he saying that umm he umm he killed his family?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I I I think I am. I I I saw that in a magazine.
Ohh so. How are you today?
Ohh there is a moderator then umm put on their honor. Different line.
Ohh, and do we have any speakers for tonight?
Ohh.
Out Of Control
Promise You'll Be
Says Diana.
Si Cada Dia
So are you doing pretty well?
Someone is this your first meeting?
Still Into You
Tomorrow at tomorrow, Friday at 10:00 AM Central time, and there's also a meeting on Friday at 9:00 PM Central time.
Tonight, before I really switched over, there were about four or five people and then the intruder came on and started talking stupid and so everybody switched over.
Umm, yeah. I was at the doctor's office movie about six months ago and I saw something in the magazine. Yeah.
Well, there's this special line that that we use when I'm when the intruder comes on, but I can't give that number out. Yeah, so the so everybody goes on the other line and I'm just here on this on...
What's your name, newcomer?
Yeah, right now I'm. I'm flipping through my movie channels, flipping through my. My channels to see what I'm gonna watch.
You Got it Dude!
You're gonna have to go.

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