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Mike - Fonejacker

Mike - Fonejacker

Mike is a Northern Irish tele-salesman who calls on the behalf of rudely named companies asking the victim questions about things such as their personal life or the tragic plight of the wrinkled ball sack. An example of his made up companies is "Good afternoon, sir, my name's Mike and I'm calling from 'wet look gel your crotch and make a quiff with your pubes IT recruitments limited', can I ask a few questions about your love life?" Facejacker / Phonejacker.

Are you aware of the tragic plight of the wrinkle ball sack
Are you sure
Bye
Could ask you questions about your oven gloves
Could ask you questions about your toaster
Crash a few questions about your personal hygiene
Do you have a moment to talk about your love life
Good afternoon sir my name is mike i'm calling from dip your car can trickle and wave it at a trap network analysis incorporated
Good evening ma'am my name is mike i'm calling from dip your balls and cyan fry them in a walk it solutions incorporated
Good evening mom my name is mike i'm calling from walking to your library and fart as loudly as you can it communications PLC
Good evening sir my name is mike i'm calling from roll your cock and fellow and serve it as a main IT solutions incorporated
Great
Great OK it's WWW dot rap your sisters head in clingfilm and see if she can breathe environmental health services limited co dot UK
Have you got a pan
I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about the tragic plight of the wrinkle ball sack
I'm so fucking lutely
Is there a time when maybe I could call you back
It's WWW dot brylcreem your nasal hair and set your DOT on fire dot co dot UK
My name is mike i'm calling from tweak your mom by her nipples and tell her that you love her wildlife awareness limited
My name is mike i'm calling from you've got huge resumes and i'd like to put my head between the mighty solutions incorporated
OK it's WWW dot tie across onto your head and tap step something thirties computer components limited dot CO dot UK
Would you like a web address
WWW dot steal a cat off a wall and put it in a bag it solutions limited dot CO dot UK
Yeah

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