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A water boy? It's a girlfriend. Gonna stab you again? No. No, Sir. I'm going to take matters into my own hands. You'll see the hole. Ohh wow, you sound like a big 22 train.
And I like Mickey and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies. And I liked him too.
And open up some wood bash.
Can't hold anything back now #not holding back #last game of the year #brent
Captain Insano shows no mercy #adam sandler #waterboy #captain insano #bobby boucher
Captain Latino, I noticed sometimes when you are wrestling or opening up a can of whoop asset as you like to say, you seem to be sweating quite profusely. Yeah, I was wondering if perhaps you might...
Daddy's Watergate. You should do your place. Ah, it is imperative that you allow me to be your water boy. I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody with a poor. You do not have to have to pay me. I wi...
Damn these Gildo.
Dear Helen. Whose hair? That's my first name, Bobby. Ohh.
Did you just make a joke? #waterboy #joke #bobby #make a joke
Diethylamide so doggy. Metal dog, yeah. OK. Ah, just have the defense run sprints. Alright now, hey. Little bang. Now we wait. I kind of fuck are we going? Bye, bye.
Don't smoke crack #crack #waterboy #dont do crack #drugs
Excuse me ladies #embarrassed #excuse me #adam sandler #waterboy #kms
Farmer fran #funny #classic
Farmer Fran Gibberish #gibberish #cant understand you #what #what did you say #wut #adam sandler #farmer fran #waterboy #mumble #incoherent
Foosball. Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other. Remember that man wanted you to play foosball, Bobby. Yeah. He boy all of a sudden can't coach Klein. I'd I'd. I'd. I remember.
Gatorade H2O Gatorade. 820 sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks it really, really.
Hey moron, go look at me. Border. I gotta wonder ohh God.
High Quality H2O #adam sandler #water #refreshing #h2o #quality #waterboy
I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with with charm. Athletic ability. Or a fully functional brain. You see? You're an inspiration. To all of us who who...
I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil. She knocked the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. I never said she was the devil. She the most beautiful woman in the wo...
I like them boobies #adam sandler #i like boobies #waterboy
I see a lot of guys too #see girls #see guys #girls and boys #dating #bisexuality #bisexual #adam sandler
I think that's sexy #sexy #sexual #hot #flirty #seducing #flirt
I want a boy. Yes, Mr. Cosper, you you're fat.
I wish you were my boyfriend #boyfriend #i wish you were my boyfriend #relationship #date #looking for a date #tinder
I would be honored if you play football for this team. Me. Play football, yes. Thanks, but no thanks coach. My Mama won't let me play no football. We're going to go home. You and I want to talk to ...
I'll be playing with your momma tonight #your mom #your momma #insult #trash talk
I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on Hercules.
I'm sorry to disappoint you all. But please, keep your voices down so Mama can get her rest. Well, wake her ass up. We gotta win tomorrow.
In Japan.
It's just that I'm a water boy. The team gets thirsty and I bring them the water. They they need the water and I like to be the one that brings you there.
Little girls are the devil #girls #the devil #waterboy #kathy bates
Lock me up is not good. Fair enough. Really.
Mama Vicky is in astrology. I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally. Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.
Needle Dick! #the waterboy #needle dick
Now that's what I call high quality eight tools.
Oh no! We suck again! #the waterboy #rob schneider #adam sandler #we suck again #oh no #lose #loss #blew it
Oh no! We suck again! #rob schneider #adam sandler #we suck again #oh no #lose #loss #blew it #loser
Ohh no. We suck again.
One beer. I take a Scotch and water hold the Scotch. You just make a joke, Bobby. Yes, I did. Good one.
Pass to the wrong team #wrong team #bobby boucher #62 #bad play
Pinching nipples #rub nipples #pinch nipples #football coach #pull nipples #mmmm #horny
Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and my dogs won the Bourbon Bowl junior?
Rob Gibson Look Michael Shane after Mark Paul. I love my Mama very much. Now you know that.
School is for the devil #adam sandler #school sucks #hate school #waterboy
Something wrong with his Medulla Oblongata #adam sandler #medulla oblongata #waterboy #weirdo #not smart #insult #not all there
Stop making fun of me.
Tell me what is your secret? How do you find yourself in the right position all the time? That's a good question. What happens is that there there's the center has has the ball 1st and and and a qu...
Thank you for being my friends #thank you so much for being my friends #friendship #best friends #adam sandler
That snake looks delicious. What part do you think I'm about to eat? Uh, basically a snake don't have pots. But if I had to call it anything I would say it's his knee. Great.
The only downloadable? Yeah, on the rear. How are you?
The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinner.
The search continues #adam sandler #still searching #still looking #job search
The water boy just needed some water. Wow, Dan, You think that up all by yourself? Shut up, Brent.
The waterboys. The cheetah cut his head off. Yeah.
There, girl you're seeing, Seeing. I see a lot of girls. I see a lot of guys too. I think that's sexy. You ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time? Oh yeah, plenty of times. He Other night...
Time for the retard to find out what college football is all about #college football
Two, you don't have what they call the social skills. My name is Bobby Boo.
Water sucks #water #adam sandler #gatorade #waterboy
Water sucks. Gatorade is better.
Waterboys. Count them. Best cat there I've seen since Joe Montana. Hannah was a quarterback, you idiot. I said Joe Montagna.
We are one family with one dream. There are 40 of you on this team, not just one. Bobby can't do this by himself. Now get out there and make something happen. All right. Sacrifice your body's. Go, ...
Well, folks. Mama's wrong again. No kind of saying it's you're wrong. Mom was right. Right, right with his medulla oblongata. To fight back. Said I could beat the Coast Guard. Said I could. It's fine.
Well, let me ask you this. What's your prediction for the rest of this ball game? My Dogs gonna win 3027. That's very interesting. How did you come up with that? Yes. Yes. That ain't no guess. That...
Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher. When we get a little more time, I'll welcome you properly. Yes, once once again. I'm not quite sure what that means, but. But you know, we, we should k...
What is better coal? Yes, I agreed that. But to guarantee that the H2O is purified, it's good to use the heating. Source story. No, it's not. My Mama always said better safe than sorry.
Who's bad enough for the devil? It's where my Barbie.
You are a bad boy #bad boy #naughty boy #naughty #sexy #flirty #seducing #flirt
You are so cute #so cute #cute #adorable #pretty #flirty #seduce #flirt #complement
You can do it #adam sandler #rob schneider #you can do it #do it #waterboy #all night long
You can do it. Cut this fucking head off.
You can do it. You can do it all night long.
You're fired! #fired #youre fired #waterboy #adam sandler
You're wrong #adam sandler #colonel sanders #wrong #no #waterboy

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