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A cockle
Advice
Anyone can roast beef
Anyone can suck *****
Balls
Balls of steel
Balls!
Beep ***
Beep sound
Beep sound2
Big balls!
Biggie fries
Blow it out your ***!
Bob Saget
Bob Saget2
Boner
Break breaker this is the door man looking for some *****
Brrrrdadadada
Butt Sex
Buttcheeks
Chaccaron
Cleaveland steamer
CMON MAMA
Cockass
Damn this is good ****
Damn, you're ugly
Demoman Taunt 1
Demoman Taunt 2
Demoman Taunt 5
Demoman Taunt 6
Demoman Taunt 9
Dick
Die
Digging ******* out of your wifes ear
Do you remember when I auditioned for 2 girls 1 cup
Doesnt it bother you that your mom and lewbert are dating
Don't ******* Run Away From Me!
Don't talk **** about total
Dr
Dr
Dr
Dr
Dr
Eat A D
Embarrasing to have an ***
Explosion
Explosion
Fart1
Fishsticks
Freaking Retarded
Giggles
Giggles2
Go count your dick
Go Touch His Dick
Go touch his dick
Hard *******
Head and shoulders
Heres a ******* fork!
Hey kid **** you
Hey there ******
Holy ****!
Holy ****!
Holy Da ****
Hotel Mario - (BLEEP) You
Hotel Mario - (BLEEP) You And Spaghetti! (Ext)
Hotel Mario - Bowser!
Hotel Mario - Gay Luigi
Hotel Mario - Hope She Made Lotsa Spaghetti!
Hotel Mario - Mushroom Kingdom
Hotel Mario - Spaghetti!
Hotel Mario - The Princess
Hotel Mario - To Many Toasters
Hotel Mario - Wee Gee
How can I calm down.
I Bought Your Colgate Toothpaste.
I can't hear you very well
I Have A Hard Dick
I love you
I said bacon and eggs
I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck
I'm gonna kick your ***, *****!
I've got balls of steel
Ima get get get get you drunk
It means ***** suckle
It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum.
Jolly pirate Donuts
Laughing Gas
Lick on mah butt
Mama luigi!
Mario Shows - (Luigi HELP Scream)
Mario Shows - (Luigi Scream 3)
Mario Shows - (Luigi Scream2)
Mario Shows - ****
Mario Shows - Magic Ballon (Full)
Mario Shows - Meatball
Monty Python
Mortal Combat - Double Kill
Mortal Combat - Headshot
Mortal Kombat - Monster Kill!
Mortal Kombat - Ultra Kill!
My *****
My dick feels like corn
My Grandpa Died
NO
NO
No jokes ****** this is serious ****
Noob
Oh ****
Oh ****!
Or ****
Other - (Falcon Death)
Other - (YTP) Belgian (BLEEP) Waffles!
Other - (YTP) Belgian Waffles (Full)
Other - Belgian Waffles!
Other - Falcon.
Other - I like 'em Crispy!
Other - Money For Belgian Waffles
Other - PUNCH!
Other - Regular Prostate Exams
Other - The Spell Of Belgian Waffles
Other-darth vader breathing
Other-imma firin mah laysa
Pamela Anderson Fart
Perfect Fart
Pice of **** sandwich
Puhlease, I have no soul
Queer!
SEASONED CURLIES
Sex
Shit1
Shit2
Shuttup!
Skeetskeetskeet
Son of a *****
Songs - PIM Song
Songs - The Bagel Song
Songs-bill nye the science guy
Sonic - Pengas!
Sonic - Shut Up!
Squeeze on my nuts
Stripper
Suck It
Suck my dick
Sucks on dick
The Holiday Inn!
The Most Annoying Sound In The World
The nastiest ***** in Seattle
This is sparta!
Titana!
Titties
Toaster Collection
Total
Underpants!
Vageta - Over 9000!
Vegeta - Over 9 thousaaaaaaaaaaand
Volvic - Breakfast!
Volvic - Have You For Breakfast!
Walked in to get glasses
Watcha gonna do with all that junk
We ****** on the bed
Wet Fart
What Is This ****
What The **** Are You Looking At
Where'd You ******* go
Wheres my glasses
Without your balls
Yell
Yippie kai-ay ****** f***er!
You ******* ****!
You spin me like a bin right round
Your face, your ***, what's the difference?
Yummy
Zelda - (King And Zelda Laugh)
Zelda - (YTP) About To Give Prostate Exams
Zelda - (YTP) Belgian Waffles Defeat Cancer
Zelda - (YTP) IT BURNS When I Pee
Zelda - (YTP) Sure Burns When I Pee
Zelda - (YTP) To Gamelon For Waffles
Zelda - Link says "****"
Zelda - My Boy
Zelda - My Boy (Full)
Zelda - You must DIE!
*** Licker Dick Face!
****
****
**** my butt
**** You ****** ******
**** You Kid You're a Dick
**** you!
**** YOU!2
*****
*****
*****
*****!
******
****** *****
******* Thing Sucks!
******* You Really Hard
********
************

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