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A monkey doing you know what with the football
A piece of trash
Absolutely caution to the wind
Africa
Alien
Already
Alright i'm done i'm done
Alright i'm not in a good mood now
Alright I'm sorry
An animated
And
And
And that's hell
And they get on that aircraft and I mean they are just like just like shut the door let's get this going
And they're going to watch babies die and love it 'cause there are good guys the government 's good
And you laughed at me
And you make me sick what a liar you are
Anderson
Angry
Answer the question
Attacking
Attitude
Autopilot
Bad news
Badge
Barack Obama did this fake crying bit where he would take a tear out of his eye we blow the video up there are no tears
Bastards
Bastards
Batman
Batman
Beaver
Become a human again
Billionaires
Bitch I hope your dad dies in the hospital
Blood
Boy
But you know what
By the roman emperors were always so crazy most of them had syphilis which is basically the equivalent of microscopic worm starts eating your brain
Bye
Call you corrupt bureaucrats
Can't
Cephalus
Child size targets to shoot old women targets checkpoints there tough there ready yeah yeah
Children
Christ
Clicker
Come on
Come on China 's gonna let you dress up like like mary poppins no child is going to shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place
Coming kids magellan 's a lot cooler than justin bieber he circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet he was killed by wild natives before they got back to portugal and when they got back ther...
Comma
Control
Corrupt them all
Crap
Crazy
Dash
Deal with it
Death
Death
Death by a billion cuts so start shoving the knife in ladies and gentlemen
Defeat
Destroy the child
Devil
Did you see him during the speech with obama last week
Distinction
Do whatever you're going to do to me
Do you understand
Do you understand Sir that that's like North Korea
Do you understand that
Doctor
Domesticated
Don't think I didn't know
Donald Trump Donald Trump
Dumb ass
Eating
Elbow the guy right back
Emperor
Entire
Everything
Everything is awesome everything is fantastic when you're part of a team everything is wonderful when you're part of the dream
Everything is calm
Everything is good
Everything's fine everything 's fine OK everything is OK everything is just wonderful
Evil
Evil ain't cool and evil ain't fun
Exactly
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me
Explorer
Five five
Forgive
Funny ugly spiritually ugly evil witch
Garbage
Gavel
Gay
Georgia
Get off your crazy power trips
Globalist
Go ahead and try to say we did it
Go back
God
God almighty
God forgive them they don't know what they're doing
God's plan for us these people cannot roll over us cannot controllers that should not exist
Going into space mathematics quantum mechanics will say cortana universe and it's all their life is fiery with its beauty
Good guys
Grandma
Gulf
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Hail satan
Hannah
Have sex with me
He is the devil
He worships evil
He's just a circus freak
He's obviously autistic or something I feel sorry for him
He's scum
Hello
Here's a little news flash
Hey listen asshole
Hillary Clinton
Honda pioneer
Horror
How are we going to do that
How are you doing
How are you doing would you like rice so you could do oh thank thank thank thank thank
How evil these people are
How much fun it is
Humans
I
I came knocking on your door
I can get your attention
I can now remove the tinfoil hat
I can take their fear and our witness
I can taste your weakness
I can work this as a leotard
I didn't have a liberal from new york in the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine
I don't care if you got a handlebar mustache I don't care
I don't know
I don't know what they're doing
I don't like it
I don't mean to laugh
I don't want that man to have a gun
I don't want to look like i'm not manly here
I get off when I talk about cutting peoples power off
I gotta do what you say
I gotta feed the trolls
I hate them
I have seen I know
I just can't handle anymore
I know your mustache is cool
I like to eat
I like to fight
I love humanity
I love it
I love satan
I mean i'm coming after you
I mean it's just like scum nazi filthy trash garbage maggots
I mean this is pure garbage ladies and gentlemen
I mean whoa
I probably shouldn't have done
I probably shouldn't on him so much
I rode a horse to you know work this morning
I started species greater than you
I taste metal I taste blood
I think my testosterone 's going up this happens every time I start working out a lot again
I want to evacuate this place is sick of this country
I will go to hell
I will i'll do it right now i'll get in the ring with you and I will break your jaw I will knock your teeth out I will break your nose and I will break your neck
I will run down your entire fucking line
I'll cut your freaking head off you understand
I'll give you a raise
I'll give you a raise if you come over here and have sex with me
I'm afraid
I'm alive
I'm done
I'm done I gotta get outta here
I'm done with them for now
I'm going in
I'm going to call you a racist and blow your head off
I'm going to cut my penis off
I'm going to eat your cerebral cortex laughed
I'm gonna go home and cry tonight 'cause you boss me around
I'm hate in the spirit of the destroyer that is
I'm here
I'm just glad I got your W bush
I'm just trying to survive and have a future for humanity
I'm not a coward like you
I'm not a slave
I'm not even sucking my gut in
I'm not going to get in bed with you
I'm pissed off now
I'm primitive i'm real I know they anime
I'm setting fires everywhere
I'm sick of it
I'm signing off ladies and gentlemen
I'm so powerful
I'm tired of your crap
I'm trying to control myself
I've broken the conditioning it doesn't work on main
I've had it with control freaks and scum
I've really lost weight
If you don't call yourself a cracker then you're bad
If you mean K
If you were alive you know
In the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine
Individually
Invincible
Is going to get a lot worse folks they're coming for everybody to understand that
Is she a man
Is she really a woman
It'll be all these patriots hot wives and their kids
It's all fake
It's just it's just screaming failure
It's like going up to a full grown grizzly bear and punching it in the nose
It's not funny
It's real
It's time to realize just how evil these people are
Jefferson
Jesus
Job at all
Joker
Just admit you're a troll
Just don't
Just get fired up when I think about what they're doing to us and how I want to resist him and how easy they are to defeat
Justin
Keiser
Kidnapping
Let's go back to the liar go back to him
Let's just have a big round of booze for alex jones
Leviathan
Like the chop your head off bitch
Listen fuckhead
Literally
Little
Maggot
Managed
Many times
Mathematics
Microscopic
Mindless
Mommy
Month after month year after year the jokes on you
Murdering
Murdering scum
My hearts big
Nazi
Nerd
Never
Never ever
Nightmares
No
No
Not all of us are busy no doubt the bar watching UFC looking tough in front of our bodies
Not all of us are in comas watching TV buddy
Not funny
Not gonna happen
Of course it's totally insane
Officer
Oh
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh that randy
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah go ahead and try to say we did it now go ahead go ahead and make my day
Oh yes you're gonna love
Oh you're never going to hear jim carrey talk about that because he's an authoritarian peg worshipper he worships evil
OK
OK
OK
OK OK this is going too long here
Opening the gates of hell
Our solution
Outside
Over the top
Parasite
Paul Watson are gay lovers
Personal
Pist off
Pits of feces
Planet
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Poisoning
Police
Potbelly
Power
Powerful
Prostitutes
Pulling up the image of bill gates that piece of garbage no studies done that is the people make me want to throw up
Pure
Range
Red blood not hate murderers
Repent now repent now
Right
Right in the nose good
Right now
Right now i'm out of control
Roll up the sleeve have the convulsion and hail satan
Rotting
Royalty
Scanning control
Scare me so bad
Scared
Scum
Sean is going to shoot you in the back of the head
Sex
She could hardly walk it was like a zombie was like
Ship
Shut your murderous fat mouth
Simpering
Some of us won't make it
Something doesn't look right
Sorry
Sorry
Standing
Stop Being Weak
Stop it
Stop pushing your shit
Swam two miles this morning pretty hard and ate a big fat steak last night it's full of hormones testosterone on its own right so i'm little bit wild excuse me
Taking
Tear us apart
Tell me let me in on it
Tell us that we don't know
Testosterone
Thank god
That freaks you out
That gets me angry
That is what I am
That was wrong and I won't do it again
That's what we're dealing with ladies and gentlemen
That's what's funny
The cops are in the uniform
The cops are in the uniforms that ready that comment I love it
The government loves you
The joke is on you
The more they abuse you the more you enjoy it
The point is ladies and gentlemen is that we are on the verge of the new renaissance
The rock obama is the devil
The spirit of liberty is rising filth
The watchtower ablaze
Then
There's going to be some major resistance
These are men with beards with their teeth falling out bombed out of their brain on drugs
These aren't the droids you're looking for
These people are crazy
These people they're attacking our system and they have no idea with the rest of the world is like
They go bring me fifteen hookers now and get the drugs ready I take me the private island that's the kind of rituals ready i'm literally folks i've been at the highest levels of hollywood OK
They tell your kids they gotta love justin bieber
They want to shatter your mind talking about justin bater it's terrible
They want to train you to be weak
They win every time
They're all in
They're demons
They're going to go watch your TV and your movies
They're gone there's a demon in there running the show
They're tough
Think about it
Think i've got six bodyguards with guns but he doesn't think you have a right to know him
This country is so screwed up bad
This is civil right like not letting black people vote or not you know
This is normal
This is normal this is not at all this is not at all
This is not where we want to go
This is pure garbage
This is real
This is what it comes down to
Thomas
Those are fucking fighting words excuse me
Those are satanic rituals
To confuse you
Trailblazer
Transmission
Troll alert
Turn to my god boo ahora problem
Turned over the savages
Twit
Ugly
Want to bring these people to justice and you know what I mean you know what I mean I want to unlearn humanity not have a bunch of con artist potbelly chicken necks pieces of garbage run in our world
We are all ruled by little chicken neck nelly
We are gay raptiod space alien lovers
We give the orders around who recalled americans you're not one
We got a bunch of criminals coming down on us
We gotta get good people to stand up against these people
We know exactly who they are
We need to stab them with it
We wear fluffy shocks
We'll see about that
We're ready
Weak
Weapons
What a liar you are
What a liar you are just the outrageousness of an anti american pizza crap like you excuse me
What do I do lord
What do you think about that
What do you think about that
What fun is laughing right back at these psychopathic bastards
What is that
What is that joke
What the fucks your problem
What we need to do is get this graph down to zero on carbon
When I see literally I mean i'm not kidding I mean literally
When it comes to bathing and don't want to bathe in five hundred turds or two hundred
Where the enemy
Which Batman is that?
Who loves you and who do you love
Whoa so shocking we can handle it
Witness
Wonderful
Worms
Wow
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah we're gonna be brought to justice
Yeah your family
Yes
Yes
Yes obama is the antichrist
Yes they're growing humanoids inside pigs sheep and cows
You are
You are cursed to hell
You bitch
You can move along
You commit evil
You don't care
You don't think we don't know you're going to blow stuff up and try to blame us
You don't think we're not going to fight you
You got that
You gotta punch maine
You gotta punch maine and not get it back you scum
You guys think i'm joking
You hate humanity
You have fucking cross the line
You have no idea what lucifer 's got in store with you
You know that's a problem
You know what it's like to go to sleep every night
You know what's funny
You know why they call him the joker because it's a big joke to them that their poisoning your water supply and that your children are deformed and get cancer when they're ten years old because it'...
You people are cancer
You piece of shit
You pig
You rat bastards
You sons of bitches
You think i'm one of these people
You want the real deal
You're an easy target chump
You're delusional
You're dumb
You're dumb where smart
You're going to get cancer and you're gonna die
You're going to sit there and laugh at me
You're going to sit there and laugh at me right now and not check any of it out
You're making a fool out of yourself
You're not invincible
You're so scared while you're moving so fast now and you just better keep doing that dance 'cause you can feel that flame of rebellion starting to lap up and lick right up there oh yeah oh boy
You're such idiots
You've got to experience
Your operations blown
Z
Z
Zero
Zero
Zero zero zero zero zero zero zero
'cause they want your soul

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