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TOMAHAWK LADY

TOMAHAWK LADY

An old women from London. This has been ripped from a flash soundboard created by PureMadnessMan.

NSFW Audio: Use caution, some sounds may be offensive
A worse situation than mine.
After my goodness, I'm 27 years old. Yeah, I don't know what to do. You don't have to apologize, you didn't do anything wrong. I can't bear anymore with this. You like that? I don't, I gotta go.
Ah.
All these fives.
And it's nothing to do with me.
Another cross line.
Anyway, it's nothing to do with me.
Anyway, we're not getting on very far away.
Are you living in London?
Are you living?
Bye.
Chief.
Conversation.
Course I understand English.
Did you ring a number?
Do you live in Finchley?
Don't be silly.
Don't know what to do now because this telephone keeps ringing in this strange messages from yours. I don't know anything about it.
Everybody keeps ringing this Bell and I haven't done anything.
Everything's gone mad.
Finchley
Go away and stop bothering me.
Going back to the other lady.
Goodbye I cannot cope.
Goodbye.
Got things very mixed up.
Gregory Stevens
Gregory Stevens.
Ha is that Tuesday. Either he don't really lucky no, no no. Do you like that ******* ******* you tried earlier? Accident not very useful shuffle. I don't know what time does in that sort of situati...
HAHA
HAHA
Harvard swallowed.
Hello I'm alright.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hope something might be done about it.
How did you get this? Well I wonder.
How do we stop it?
How extraordinary
How extraordinary.
How fascinating.
I am in London.
I can't bear anymore with this.
I couldn't help.
I didn't say anything such thing.
I don't do much.
I don't know what one does in that sort of situation.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what we can do about it.
I don't know what you're talking about is obviously the wrong number.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't need any.
I don't really lucky.
I don't think you have.
I don't understand this at all.
I don't want anything.
I don't.
I haven't got that
I I hate all this mechanization, it's really quite beyond Maine.
I just got a lot of calls that are that are obviously commercial ones from India or somewhere.
I know nothing like that.
I spoke to BT yesterday about this. Is something going on on the wires and they're going to model the court monitor calls this morning.
I surely.
I think you got the wrong number.
I think you're reading the wrong house.
I think.
I understand perfectly well.
I was born here.
I wonder what made you get onto this one.
I wouldn't dream of saying it.
I'm 97 years old.
I'm afraid there's nothing I could do about it.
I'm at the receiving end of everything.
I'm furious.
I'm going to turn this off. I'm going to put this down because I can't go on.
I'm not bothering you.
I'm not feeling very civil, thank you.
I'm sorry but I cannot hear what you're saying.
I'm sorry I couldn't hear that I'm deaf as well as blind.
I'm sorry that this thing keeps going on and off.
I'm very deaf, you know
I've only had people traveling on who are obviously trying to sell me something.
In London.
In London.
Initially.
It's happening to me so often.
It's most peculiar really.
It's most peculiar.
It's nothing to do with us at all.
Just getting beyond a joke.
Last person told me that I'm the cause of my age. I was probably in paid or something when I thought our absolutely rude. You know, it's just ridiculous. No, I've had nothing. Nothing like what you...
London N12.
London.
London.
London.
Must be rather crossword.
My neighbors recalled things like mystery and things like that.
My size, I don't know what you're talking about or what everybody else is for that matter.
My telephone has just wrong.
Never you mind.
No no.
No, he he's all finished off now, goodnight.
No, I don't bother to ask him that. I just tell him to go away.
No, I'm not calling anybody. I'm simply being rung up by some stranger.
No, I'm on my own.
No, it's nothing to do with me either.
No, over 100 you had to pause to think sometimes.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not sure imagination.
Not very useful.
Nothing to do with Maine.
Nothing to do with me.
Nothing to do with me.
Nothing to do with that.
Of course I understand English.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh must we go onto this.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, this is just rubbish.
Oh, you can't.
Partly not calling anybody.
Peculiar.
People keep bringing me up and I have nothing to do with any of them.
Probably nothing to do with either of us.
Put it back.
Situation is obviously, but it was than mine.
Snow worry for me it's not worry for you.
So I'm not saying any such thing and I wouldn't dream of saying it.
So well, as well as my back, mostly peculiar noises altogether.
So what do we do now?
So what?
Somebody quite mad.
Someone's cut us off.
Something happening in the works and it's going on all day and I'm getting fed up with it. I don't know what to do.
Something very peculiar.
Sorry.
Stevens
Still there again.
Talk to your neighbor on Tuesday.
Thank goodness.
That's an extraordinary story.
That's another one.
That's most extraordinary
The telephones gone mad I think at the moment is first peculiar.
The whole lunch gone mad.
There.
There's no answer because I honestly don't know anything about it.
They all have so many gadgets and I have absolutely none at all.
They always Musser away and I can't hear what they say anyway.
They were gone bad I think.
This has happened more than once.
This is a restricted line you've never seems to be using.
This is impossible.
This is not very good way of communication.
tomahawk or something.
Translate Finchley
Try again.
Uh-huh.
Was it you who got tried earlier?
Wash.
We haven't got a balcony, have we?
Well I have made any today.
Well this is possible at noon.
Well, anyway, we've tried.
Well, I certainly haven't gotten any numbers that I don't know about, so it's not me.
Well, I don't know what to say.
Well, I don't know what's going on. Is something to do with Maine?
Well, I haven't called anybody.
Well, I haven't had any like you old.
Well, I'm a 99 so.
Well, it's my bad. Most any particular noises altogether. I think. I don't think it likes me.
Well, well, is something something wrong with the wires.
Well.
Well.
What am I supposed to do now?
What did you say?
What is all this about?
What is something to do with Maine?
What number do you imagine this is?
What the hell are you talking about?
What you talking about?
What?
What's going on?
Where are you living? What area?
Where does it come from for you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is our neighbor?
Who you talking to?
Who.
Why?
With this number that I'm asking.
Yeah, well, it's just me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, I don't like the sound of that.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You also so even weirder story than mine.
You are disturbing me.
You don't know what this number is.
9
97
99
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