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And Amy's plan is even less. It's like a post it note. Insert plan here.
And I say don't let the bad guys win.
And if you want to compare records, and frankly I'm shocked that you do I am happy to do that.
And In addition to that, In addition to that, we have to make sure that we are in a position that we are. Well, let me let me go. The second thing.
And it's a big threat. Not at all win, but a big one. Michael Bloomberg.
And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching that. It will be a big part. Well, I really made it.
And most of them are legislators, not executives.
And our crime strategies and tools including stop question and frisk have made New York City the safest big city in America.
And so one of the jokes I was trying to imitate trump and I was like you know, Comrade Yang, go back to China.
Are you trying to say that I'm dumb or are you mocking me? He repeat.
As a soldier, I will tell you that answer is unacceptable.
As possible, he doesn't understand the damage is doing.
Because this is very personal to me.
Biden is corrupt.
Billionaire who calls women. Fat Broads. An horse faced lesbians.
Build that wall.
But I'd rather talk about the future.
But that guy couldn't carry his blank strap. You understand that?
But we have some bad hombres here and we're gonna get him out.
Call me a radical.
Climate crisis is the existential crisis for our world.
Come on.
Content of your character.
Crazy Bernie doesn't give up.
Crooked Hillary.
Current pop was a bad dude.
Dangerously incompetent.
Do you CNN? You're fake news.
Don't tell me we can't do that.
Donald Trump is a pathological liar.
Donald Trump is corruption in the Flash.
Donald Trump is not the cause of all of our problems.
Every time I think about Trump, I get allergic.
Five times up.
For social, she got a lot more confidence in corporate America than I do.
He embarrasses us every single day.
He says he's a wartime president. Well, God Act like 1.
He's the definition of corruption.
His personal to me.
I am not afraid.
I am running for president of the United States.
I am the chosen one.
I didn't have a boss who said to me kill it the way that Mayor Bloomberg never said that, have said.
I do not believe you are a racist.
I don't understand why anybody does to all the trouble of running for president of the United States just to talk about what we really can't do and shouldn't fight for.
I got a practical plan.
I have more Indian blood in Maine then she does and I have none.
I never thought I would run for anything ever in my life.
I said she doesn't have the stamina.
I think it's a disgrace.
I think so.
I thought we were friends.
I voted for fit.
I was a Democratic caucus.
I was a gamer.
I was one of the greatest non answers I've ever heard.
I was probably overly polite.
I wrote the damn bill.
I'm a little upset with China. I'll be honest with you.
I'm back.
I'm going to do something unprecedented tonight.
I'm hearing my name mentioned a little bit tonight. I wonder why?
I'm not a politician.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going away.
I'm not one of the people who is ever going to join a stop Bernie campaign.
I'm really rich.
I'm the vice president, United States.
I've actually never met anybody who likes their health insurance company.
I've been doing this a long, long time.
If we do not act in 2020, we're not going to have much to say for ourselves by 2030.
If we had an honest press, this country would be even greater.
If you agree with me, go to Jo 30330 and help me in this fight.
Is that a gig is a job and a worker is a worker. Whether you call him a contractor or not.
It comes from China.
It's a scam. It's a scam.
It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country, because you'd be in jail Secretary Clinton.
Its reform as well put millions of citizens on a pathway to citizenship.
Jobs and education, not jails headed conservation.
Let's put forward somebody who's actually a Democrat.
Look at look.
Look, the whole idea is he's gotta get in place, things that were shortages of.
Lucky you know you're a fake, you know that you hold network the way you covered is fake.
Make sure the television excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night.
Now we are in the midst of a whole situation.
OK.
Only Rosie O'Donnell
Open CNN comes out with the report. I don't place too much credence in it.
Out of here said they are not out of time. You spoke overtime and I'm going to talk. Here's the deal.
People come to this country. They do not leave their human rights at the border.
Poor kids are just as bright and Justice towns, white kids.
Real change devil takes place from the top on down.
Really has a slogan that was thought up by his consultants.
Say the one thing you have over Me is experience, but it's bad experience.
She cannot challenge the substance of the argument that I'm making.
She's a third grade Reporter.
So I'm a cool guy.
So if a politician talks about retraining, their essentially being irresponsible.
So it was a situation on our order is in Exceptable.
So this is how Liberty dies...
So we wanted this stage is actually got it done on health care.
Technology is the oil of the 21st century.
That money is not the same thing as speech.
That's a bunch of Malarkey. As they say in my family.
The best is yet to come.
The best known Socialists in the country happens to be a millionaire with three houses. what I miss here?
The future of our planet is at stake.
The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math.
The time really worried about embarrassed about was how it turned out with stop and frisk.
The United States of America gives hate, no safe harbor.
The wall just got 10 feet higher.
The world sees Trump for what he is insincere, ill, informed and impulsive.
There's a reason why we Google things. We don't Bing things if you know what I mean.
There's an enormous enormous opportunities once we get rid of Donald Trump.
They don't have the brains you were born with.
They should look at him for treason.
They take to try and pin this on somebody, 'cause we've done such a good job. The hoax is on them.
They would love to see a guy like sleepy Joe Biden, who has no clue what the hell he's doing.
They're going to cover Pocahontas.
This is not an elitist issue.
This rice president. There's a saying in my community, you're dipping into Kool aid and yet don't even know the flavor.
This this this Cove at 9 is one strain of that.
This was locker room talk.
To start speaking to an inanimate object called a television.
Trump is a phony.
We all owe huge debt to President Obama.
We all these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by gold. You know this you know the thing.
We are here because there's no more time for repeating ourselves.
We are the Democrats.
We can treat the United States of America the way they treated us under President Obama.
We choose truth over facts.
We have a sleepy guy in the basement of the house.
We have seen a level of hate rise like we have not seen in a long time.
We have to bring our troops home from Afghanistan.
We have to depend on what the president is going to do right now and first of all, he has to tell. Wait till the cases before anything happens.
We know Donald Trump's a racist.
We need to develop a political movement.
We shouldn't have to choose between one candidate who wants to burn this party down and another candidate who wants to buy this party out.
We're about to pour gas on the fire that is the Yankees.
We're going to cure cancer.
We've got the wrong bottom line.
Well, first I'd say I'm sorry I beat your guy.
When they go low, you go high.
Why am I stopping you? No one else stops OK. Search mark traffic school training.
Why are we violating the law?
Will you shut up man! (Biden)
Yang could apply this election.
You also work with them to oppose bussing.
You are fake news.
You can't just go when you want to go.
You could put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of Deplorables.
You have been shafted.
You know, I think Kanye West is lost his way, honestly.
You should be fired.
You should leave immediately.
You would lack the courage to meet with both adversaries an friends.
You're a tough guy.
You're fired.
You're getting nervous, man.
You're lying dog face 20 so.
You're not getting a billion dollars.
You're talking about the witch hunt. Is that what you mean? Is that what you're talking about? I hear it's a joke.
You're wrong.
150 million people have been killed since 2007.

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