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A little for Chinese food.
A networking.
Actually anything I want, bitch you called me?
Alright, even stuttered you suffer bitch.
Alright, your bitch you how?
And get the cock out of your mouth, your stuttering too much this motherfucker.
And I told you up your butts off and did you like it?
And what do you like?
And will not suit you. I'm all get your address. I will knock on your back door.
Any legal duty caressing me?
Anyway, scared nobody shut the fuck up how?
Apologize to your swapping out your fucking punk.
Are you a broke homeless mother fucker?
Are you living under a bridge, ain't you?
Arkansas
ASSHOLE oh
Bend over over.
Bend over, Robert.
Bill.
Bitch, I don't see you calling me or knocking on my door, mother fucking punk.
Bitch.
Both your stupid, huh?
But when I shoot Google next at the beginning of the year, can I have your address? Will see if you will say it to my face.
By you.
California.
Call your mom.
Can you get your above ground is a good day.
Can you speak right?
Can you talk about Cokelat? You know it? Is it because you, like you know that's only thing you got on your mind?
Can you talk in your own voice?
Can you talk shit dude?
Can't even respond in your own vaults. Mother fuck.
Center doodle starter mother fucking bitch.
Chinese slut.
Come on now. Get outta grammar school.
Dad one Dick up your ass and one in your mouth, don't you?
Damn thing wrong with me. Mother fucker.
Did I ain't even married so I don't know what the hell your rambling about.
Did you already say that once?
Did you come up missing? Don't blame me.
Did you get you get inside when you're at your fucking lame brain motherfucker.
Did you just see the TV? How that movie star sued over there?
Did you mother fucking hear me?
Did your roommate, that fucking motel is freebie motel again?
Do include harassment. You're retard.
Do not tell us back any longer. You're harassing us.
Do something with your life besides sucking cock.
Do you got nothing good to say?
Do you know what you need to get a new line?
Do you know you'll be sucking cock? Don't lie.
Do you like that? Don't you like that, don't you?
Do you need it you fucking retard?
Do you thinking?
Do you wanna crank call somebody for some balls?
Do you wanna fuck your ship? You can't walk that walk motherfucker.
Do you wanna give a shit in the fucking mandatory one year federal prison?
Do you want him taking it up the ass? Talk sucker?
Doctor Phil
Doing sucking mother fucker.
Don't call back again you retard fuck.
Don't call me back no more. You're a fucking retard.
Don't call me or you face it beyond a milk jug motherfucker.
Don't follow me.
Don't lie, you know that your sisters name.
Don't lie.
Don't make me slap you and not the cock out of your mouth.
Don't tell me about your coccyx wasn't sucking mother fucking faggot.
Don't worry, I'm coming real soon buddy.
Dot dot com.
Dude you I think you're in a conversation with you. Your fucking cock sucker.
Dude, you sound like a broken record man just repeating the same damn shit.
Everybody is right to do whatever they want. This is America.
Expenditures, motherfucker.
Feeling funny.
For my second my Dick haha.
From your business.
Fuck all you mother fucker.
Fuck is wrong with you.
Fuck you, little slush deer walking dumbfuck.
Fucking Monk and consultant.
Get a job that one second cock. When did the regular job?
Get done stubborn.
Get even fucking carry on a conversation.
Get it out of your ass motherfucker. Fuck over setting at socket. You don't want nobody going up in it.
Get off my planet, motherfucker.
Get out of your ass motherfucker. Bending the fuck over setting after you don't like nobody going up in it.
Get out of your ass, bitch.
Get rid of people calling other people, playing, calling people.
Get the Dick out your mouth and speak up like a real mother fucking man. You saw it done on TV once.
Get the fucking Dick out your ass.
Get your 100% man.
Girl said.
Give me the address.
Give the right down the street motherfucker.
Give you a year and fucking federal prison.
Glad she would give a fuck.
Go ahead Jim located motherfucker.
Go ahead, you can tell me something you could think of something original. Go ahead and tell me.
Google.
Gotta send you out over the counter and poking up your pot.
Grow 7 nuts.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you funny.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Haha, hate you got jokes.
Happy your paycheck motherfucker.
He
He just comes in drunk gutter slut.
He stuttered fucking homeless fucking retarded reject motherfucker.
He's sitting there now. Oh yeah, yeah, homeless shelter, you know? Yeah, I can understand you homeless and all you know but homeless fucking gay ass mother fucking punk.
Hello can I help you?
Hello can I help you?
Hello.
Hello.
Here is it on YouTube.
Hey hello, how you doing today?
Hey look, I don't care if you are in Washington, you know doing nothing but sitting around unemployed. Quit calling me.
Hey love don't call back.
Hey you come guzzling mother fucking gutter slut.
Hey, if I go online to youtube.com and I download a virus on your computer, would you like that?
Hey, they're coming for you, motherfucker.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, you know what I gotta question for you?
Hey, you live beyond the chest in or under a bridge or just under a rock.
Hey, you want you fucking mug on my God damn milk jug.
Hi good morning.
Hi, what's up motherfucker?
Hide behind a fucking computer phone line you coward ass cock sucker.
Homeless mother fucker.
How about getting a job?
How about I put you under Sucker Anonymous?
How did that so fucking old is holding the dust on your ass?
How old are you?
How old is she?
How we got guys all over the place?
Husband and wife leave Arkansas and they moved to Texas and then get in divorce, but they still sister and brother.
I called you the first time. Mother fucker.
I can put a virus into there and wipe your computer out.
I could call you back now did I make you a little nervous?
I did this shit.
I didn't call you, you call me.
I didn't want anything you called me, and um, huh?
I don't bitch.
I don't do drugs or alcohol, dude.
I don't do drugs.
I don't even know you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know why you don't tuck your pants in your boots down in Texas.
I don't know you, I would I tell you all that.
I don't want to call me back no more.
I don't, I don't have gone down, and you're already 'cause she got the worms.
I doubt it.
I got a question for you.
I just called you back off the caller ID buddy.
I just told you.
I know why you don't do that.
I live in the the the My world.
I need you all to stop calling me this is, you know, harassment and I needed to stop now.
I pretend to be anything to eat.
I said what city are you in?
I told you that word yesterday. What the fuck?
I wanna fuck you your time.
I went to a bar to look for you and they sent you a just left.
I went to this bar and they said that you had just left.
I will download your virus when you're not looking.
I will make you wait up, swallowing.
I wouldn't be thinking that too long if I was you.
I'll call you a dirty cock sucker, but we both know you will suck any cock.
I'll probably smarter than half the people in it now. Five more records of people in your town you live in.
I'm doing pretty damn good.
I'm gonna come in on your ass and have my rest your ass.
I'm in jail after six months I get to be a whole lot of fun.
I'm in three different states do nonstop.
I'm let you talk motherfucker speak.
I'm not calling you.
I'm not English.
I'm not going any number.
I'm not playing your games no more.
I'm not running, I'm right here, my brother.
I'm smarter than you. Hope fucking family put together.
If we were in GRB selling you punk.
If you can hear this, this is I'm talking now.
If you don't like talking shit 'cause I wanna get the fuck.
If you don't like your mother being fucked, you should've wore out there.
Images of maggots laptop fuck outta you.
In your birth mother fucker.
Is God?
Is it the plumber who is this?
Is that all you can say?
Is that all you can say? God damn you got a one liner.
Is that the only mother fucking thing you know how to say?
It doesn't matter.
It is funny as you maybe it's gonna be funny walking up behind you and tapping you on the shoulder.
It's a contrast bitch.
It's good as much time on monster.com. Getting yourself a fucking job you have no time to be fucking around on the computer.
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Just fucking call someone else.
Just give him pretty you motherfucker.
Kansas.
Kentucky.
Kids fuck it.
Let me ask you a question.
Let you go.
Like I give a fuck.
List from one side to the other.
Look at my works best.
Missouri.
Mom.
Mother fucker pencil Holder kitties.
Mother fucker that is so old is in the crossing your granny's cunt.
Mother fucker, you gonna have a whole lot of apologizing.
Mother fucker. If they had a once I cop suckers anonymous you'd be on that all day long with you.
Mother fucking cock. Shut the fuck off.
Mother fucking pressure. I got chop up shit, shut the fuck up your browser nothing call me on your regular phone line.
Mother fucking worthless fuck.
Mother fucking. Don't worry, you can do all your apologizing from your knees.
My God damn did she call me back again.
My name is Brooke and I come for your daughter Chuck.
My voice.
Nasty hoe.
No comprende nada.
No dude that was so lame. It's old dude.
No good.
No, he was that you got a bitch in your ear.
No, I did not.
No, I got plenty of drugs and alcohol.
No, I'm OK.
No, you called me.
No, you must be drunk.
No, you must be.
No.
Now you don't see that suit. Goodwill for our people going on line and disrespecting her for harassing her.
Now, did you hear me Mother fucker?
Oh
Oh what motherfucker?
Oh yeah, I know where you're gonna be.
Oh, is that all you keep saying it repeats same damn shit.
Oh, now I'm not sure.
OK.
One second my Dick.
Only when your sister starts showing her ass around town.
Or you can do it from your nice Dick.
Piece of shit.
Play nobody stuttering.
Play with your sister mother fucker.
Power slot.
Pretty different button retard.
Pretty good.
Pretty uneducated, aren't you?
Printed it out your mouth mother fucker.
Probably 2000 miles for me.
Que sera present cock sucker.
Right?
Saddam it your fucking coward ass punk.
Say what?
Say what?
She told me to tell you, live in the backwoods.
Shit happens dude, you know.
Shit load of mother fuckers put viruses in your computers.
Shit mother fucker. You don't get paid for it, so don't act like you do.
Shut fuck up hoe.
Shut the fuck up bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Sir.
So talk to me that way.
So we can kick your ass right there.
So what gears?
So what they do give you free room in a motel?
So what you need?
So you are a lot of stuttering, motherfucker. You know that.
So you got nothing else to do but sit on a computer and play.
So you know you might being somewhere in town.
So you you calling me dude?
Something comforting?
Speak up, don't be afraid.
Standard.
State full of fucking a whole lot of retards.
Stop calling me.
Stuttering motherfucker.
Take your computer from you, your house from you, your car from you, and you get to work a job so I can garnish your wages. It's gonna make me happy with the mother fucker. Don't worry about me, I'...
Tell me where you at? Punk ass mother fucker.
Tell me, bitch.
Tell us a call back on my regular phone number.
Tell your boyfriend you don't do that, you ask.
Texas.
Thank God.
Thanks.
That sounds like a personal problem. More information than I needed to know about.
That sounds like my voice.
That sounds like something my 8 year old would say dude.
That way you could have fun buying a new computer.
That's all you got one line.
That's none of your business.
That's pretty old, you know.
That's pretty old.
That's so fucking oldest crushes your granny boxers.
That's what I just asked you. Fucking repeat.
The back heavy motherfucker.
The government coming for you, motherfucker.
The harassment law says if you have to pay my phone bill.
There only about $3000 a month.
They don't call me back no more.
They know cock in my mouth, bitch.
They must be pretty pathetic to be you.
They're coming for you. Oh, it's fucking ridic
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Top.
Under 2 minutes broken plumber.
Unemployed fucking welfare recipient motherfucker.
Wash.
Washington
Watch cooler recipe food. Call me mother fucker.
Well come across or something motherfucker.
Well, after that we passed her around nicely.
Well, bunch of Foreigner asked punks.
Well, not after you edit.
Well, that's your problem.
Well, when I when somebody smacks you in the back of that now or in the back of the head and knock your teeth out of your mouth is that make you are back in business?
Well, you didn't like me being a mother fucker. You should've brought your mother around.
Well, you don't have to look that hard motherfucker. Tell me where your at.
Well, you know you eat it mother fucker.
Well, you must be from Texas, right?
What are you stupid?
What are you stupid?
What are you? A retarded bitch?
What can I help you with?
What city are you in?
What city are you in?
What did you guys in?
What difference does it make? I don't know you.
What do your teeth pop out? You suck Dick.
What happen man?
What part of the Woods do you live in?
What state do you live in?
What time are you little brain starting to fuck under?
What would you get stuck with starting it again?
What you up to?
What you want to act like you're copping personating the cop bitch.
What you?
What?
What's got newer?
What's happening there?
What's that?
What's the address?
What's the matter? You don't like somebody calling you back.
What's the matter? You gotta hide behind a voice synthesizer, you know, play games on computers.
What's up my ****a?
What's up with that mother fucker?
What's up, you can't even talk shit you little bitch.
What's up, you can't speak up motherfucker.
What's up?
When did you come up out of the Woods? You retarded fuck?
When I shoot Google OK in get your address, you're going to find out how God damn serious. I am, mother fucker.
When is your sister or your mother? I seen you with last week. Oh my God, this is same woman, huh?
When you read the reason you smell and Dick is because breath is going out.
When you walk, you got a little bit of a switch to your walk.
When you walk, you got a little bit. Of course, dear what?
When you were in jail, Black Diamond before negative wound up in you. Did you like it?
When you're in jail, you wouldn't say that.
Where are you from?
Where at in Texas?
Where you at bitch?
Where you at what city?
Where you from what state?
Whether you want it back enough to put it there.
Which one?
Who cares about what you do?
Who gives a fuck what you think?
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives us a call? We've got you.
Who was the name of the bar?
Who's better?
Why are you harassing me by calling me?
Why do I have to grow up?
Why do you call? Someone gives a fuck about you.
Why don't you back to me? I wanna fuck you got a sister joke.
Why iamgold update?
Why would I do that?
Why would I kill fuck about you?
Why you don't like somebody called great knowing you, going you back and you should stop calling them.
Will you pull that Dick out? Your ass is Euribor floor.
Will you standing in line at gas station pay for your gas? Remember, I might be that Mother fucker behind you.
Would you like to get better over the counter and poked up the butt?
Would you say?
Wow, we want now.
Yeah come drunk girl slut mother fucker.
Yeah I am.
Yeah unemployed homeless mother fucker.
Yeah you how you hide at a fucking motel and talk to people over the computer so you can disguise your voice like a little bee otch
Yeah you motherfucker.
Yeah, birthday, have you come guzzling? Come Garland good or trash?
Yeah, but can you speak straight?
Yeah, don't call back again.
Yeah, don't you don't call back again, you're asking me.
Yeah, go ahead, tell me.
Yeah, I didn't know she was run by his mother.
Yeah, I figured that much.
Yeah, I got shit figured out your fucking retarded mother fucker.
Yeah, I sent little puppy.
Yeah, I speak pretty good English motherfucker. My family was here first.
Yeah, I thought you were.
Yeah, I'll call you back now though, can I?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, I'm the smartest motherfucker, you know.
Yeah, is that all you can do. It would be.
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, it's not working homeless retard.
Yeah, no. 'cause you're pathetic. You don't even give a fuck dear.
Yeah, personal problem.
Yeah, really good.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, so I gotta let you go man you gotta call your little girlfriend you little boyfriend talk shit to them.
Yeah, that's right, yeah.
Yeah, that's what it right. You know spit that Dick out. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, the harassment law states that you have to pay for all my phone bills.
Yeah, this is good voice synthesizer of a woman.
Yeah, this mother fucking retard.
Yeah, we know that your sisters name nasty Hoe.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, when your mom got pregnant, that's how you little sister got born.
Yeah, will stop the video motherfucker.
Yeah, yellow stripe down your back you yellow belly bitch.
Yeah, you buy one computer illiterate mother fucker, ain't you?
Yeah, you called me.
Yeah, you can't even say what state you live in.
Yeah, you count it bitch.
Yeah, you coward you fucking punk.
Yeah, you gotta call somebody else.
Yeah, you too damn long you got nothing to say.
Yeah, you're gonna have to face me one day coming up very soon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes hello, how you doing today?
Yes hello.
Yes you are.
Yes you did.
Yes, are you out of your mother fucking mind?
Yes, I will be knocking on your door.
Yes, you are a.
You ain't got nothing better to do but sit there on the computer, huh?
You ain't got nothing better to do. You homeless mother fucker.
You ain't got shit figured out.
You ain't gotta hotel you're homeless mother fucker.
You ain't worth talking to.
You are motherfucker.
You are not.
You are shit.
You can keep your ass out of a wet paper bag. You fucking lame motherfucker.
You can put option.
You can see it right Mother fucker.
You can't even tell, no joke. So shut the fuck up.
You come drunk.
You come for my daughter.
You don't get pregnant.
You don't know when I'm gonna show up. Watch your back door all your brother now on the positive and your house I'm standing behind you in line at the store you don't know where I'm at.
You feeling good? That's a good day.
You find my phone up and it's costing me money.
You from Texas.
You fucking homeless mother fucking retard.
You fucking know it, punk?
You fucking retarded reject.
You got jokes, do you?
You got me mistaken for somebody else.
You got me with the fuck your problem.
You got your mom boy song again.
You gotta call harass somebody. At least got should be able to come with something.
You gotta keep pushing buttons and fucking playing boost instead of talking on Mother fucking straight.
You gotta put that echo thing going on.
You guys are annoying the shit out of me.
You heard me right.
You heard me.
You heard what I said.
You just need to hold baby, ain't you?
You know it's gonna be fun meeting you, right?
You know that.
You know what is funny, ain't it?
You know what you need? Shut the fuck up and get a job.
You know what you're about. A retarded mother fucker.
You know what? Forget it. Fuck what you got to say.
You know you can pull that Dick out your rationale balls lower.
You know you gotta go online to fuck with somebody you are at least be able to talk with them.
You know your mother fucker.
You later you something.
You mean address motherfucker?
You mother fucker.
You nasty fuck.
You often get little bit, you know soft and putting pennies.
You said it would be.
You said you are cocci can slow sucker.
You saw me too much, man. That's bullshit.
You search what you want to, don't you?
You sick bitch.
You stupid ignorant fuck.
You talking bout 8 year old come on, come up with something good.
You think so, huh?
You thought I wasn't?
You unemployed homeless fuck.
You unemployed mother fucking over this sonofabitch.
You wanna motherfucker sunrise effect so it will work for food.
You want a redneck but fucking buddies.
You want.
You're homeless unemployed mother fucking retard.
You're lying fuck.
You're pushing him little buttons, again ages.
You're speaking, your dad talks to you.
You're unemployed and you got every page. Count it possible, huh?
Your dad, he ought to be slapped in his fucking cock. Sucker, you know why?
Your fucking broken down trip.
Your IQ below 20, huh?
Your mother used to let you play with your titties.
Your name is Chuck and I come for your daughter Chuck.
Your name is now bitch.
Your point is what?
10 AM talk like a man.
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