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Metalocalypse is a great show that some people apparently don't understand. The script is mostly improvised in that classic Brendon Small style and that makes for some side splitting and extremely quotable moments. The characters are hilarious. Dethklok brings metal to the masses

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Awaken - Dethklok
A Song For Toki
All They Sings About is Trains #blues #trains
Around The World
Awaken #dethklok #metal #wake up #rise
Blamo #murderface #something on your shirt
Blood vomit #nathan explosion #liver #vomit
Blues Train Blues #blues #trains #deal with the devil
Build space hellicopter
Can I get you Tequilla
Candy: Tastes Like Chicken if Chicken was a Candy #toki #diabetes #insulin #food #candy
Carcomymrates
Cock piece
Could you have a great day
Dethklok
Dethklok Parents Screaming Song #dethklok #parents #screaming
Dethtone
Does Anyone Know Where the Nearest Bar is? #murderface #bar #drinking #booze #church
Don't You Take Away My Ability to Have Tantrums, Alright? #nathan explosion #tantrums
Dr
Dr
Dr
Dr
Endangered Species
Explosion Sauce: It's Good on It's Own #nathan explosion #endorsements #dethklok #bbq sauce
Grandpas Guitars
Half of nothing
His Name is Dr
Hurry Up, Baby. I Got Something to Do
I Assure You All, I am Not Gay #murderface #press confrence #not gay #straight #heterosexual
I can feel my throat getting scratchy #metalocalypse #summer cold #stay away from me #i dont wanna get sick #headcold
I Did This To You
I hate you
I Hate You
I Know Who You Are #murderface #blood ocean
I Need 100 Beers #nathan explosion #drinking #booze #alcohol #beer
I Switched My Pee with my Cat's Pee #toki #dethklok #pee test #drug test
I think I Need Another Liver Transplant #nathan explosion #booze #alcohol #beer #liver damage
I Wonder How Many Drops of Blood there are in this Blood Ocean #nathan explosion #blood ocean
I Wrote All the Reviews
I'll Make Everybody Sober #sobriety #rehab #petty
I'm Dr
I'm Having a Hard Time Expressing Myself #nathan explosion #drunk #dethklok
I've Made Friends with a Distinguished Old Gentleman #murderface #new friends #distinguished
It's Time To Die #tribunal assassin #time to die
Kill yourself
Let's Go! #toki #cat song #rainbow #trippy
Lobsters Are Metal
Metalocalypse Opening Theme #nathan explosion #skwisgaar #toki #murderface #pickles
Murder Knobs: Door Knobs for a New World #dethklok #endorsements #murderface
Murderface Gives Free Ballin a Try #murderface #no underwear #free balling
Murderface Religion Chant #murderface #meditation #religion
Murderface Tantrum #murderface #guitar break #angry #mad
Murderface Woke Up
Nathan Explosion has a Girlfriend #rebecca nightrod #dating #gang bang #committed to relationship
Nathan Explosion Points Laser Pointer into Murderface's Eye #nathan explosion #murderface #eye damage
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #nathan explosion #no
Pickle Nickels #pickles the drummer #endorsements #dethklok
Pickles Powers Up With Booze #pickles #booze #alcohol #party
Poprocks and Coke #dick knubbler #magic ears #pressure
Pornography Awards #porn awards #dethklok
Rock and Roll Clown Song Refrain #dr rockso #cocaine
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! #shut up #snapped #toki
Skwisgaar and Toki's final words to each other #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki #final words #hate you
That's My Bread and Butter You're Fucking With #charles foster offdensen edit share #bread and butter #money maker
The Metalcoalypse Has Begun #cardinal ravenwood #it has begun
The Only Reason You Tells Me This is Because You Cares About Me #toki #nathan explosion #care about me #friends
The Tribunal Wants to Go to the Pornography Awards #pornography awards #tribunal
Titmouse Inc Chirp
Titty Fish #song #fish with tits
Toki Running, Screaming No In a Cowboy Hat #toki #blood ocean #oh no
Toki's Underwater Friends #toki #underwater #happy song
Too drunk
Underwater Friends
We Have Something in Common: We're All Gonna Die #nathan explosion #morbid
We're Gonna Print More Money #nathan explosion #reign of terror #florida #inflaton
What is wrong with you guitar sounds
Why Is My Nose Bleeding? I Fell Down #dr rockso #cocaine #nose bleed
William Murderface Murderface Murderface #murderface #tribunal
WOWEE #toki #wowee
You Give Us Something to Hate #dethklok #nathan explosion #fans
You Have Betrayed Me! #mr salacia #betrayed #stab in the back #wronged
You've Been Way Too Drunk Lately #nathan explosion #toki #booze #alcoholism #intervention
Zazz
Zazz #zazz #advice

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