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Home > Jessie the Internet Telemarketer 2.0
NSFW Audio: Use caution, some sounds may be offensive
All I'm trying to do is help you.
Are you going to listen to me(Q)
Are you going to listen to what I have to say now(Q)
Are you going to shut up and listen to me(Q)
Are you willing to commit to make the extra 5 to 7K a month(Q)
Background noise 1
Background noise 2
Because you won't tell me yours, so why would I tell you mine(Q)
Calling in regards to the information you ordered
Calling to help you make money off the internet
Calling you and other people about making money, that's my job
Can you hear me now(Q)
Do I know where you are(Q)
Do I want to try again with talking to you(Q)
Do you even know who I am(Q)
Do you want to make money from the internet 1(Q)
Do you want to make money from the internet 2(Q)
Don't tell me what to do, it's my job
Excuse me
Excuse me, get fucked
Excuse me, I am trying to help you
Excuse me, you're the one calling me
Good for you
Hello 1
Hello 2
Hello 3
Hello 4
Hello 5
Hello 6
Hello 7
Hello 8
Hello 9
How much money are you looking to make(Q)
How serious are you about making some money(Q)
I already gave it to you, it's easy, it's as it sounds
I already gave you my name 1
I already gave you my name 2
I already told you that
I called you because you put your number on this paper
I can't hear you that well
I can't hear you very well
I didn't call you
I didn't say that 1
I didn't say that 2
I didn't say that 3
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't want to hear it from you no more, lady
I haven't been calling there
I never said that 1
I never said that 2
I want to know your name, then I'll give you mine
I was just calling in regards to the information you ordered
I was just calling you to help you make money off the internet
I'd advise you to stop telling me what to do
I'll call the cops
I'm asking you a question
I'm calling because I want to help you make money on the internet, okay(Q)
I'm calling from Salt Lake City, UT
I'm calling to help you make money, do you want to hear it or not(Q)
I'm getting upset with you because you're not listening
I'm going to call the police right now
I'm not upset 1 (laugh)
I'm not upset 2
I'm sorry(Q)
I'm trying to help you make money on the internet
I'm very upset
If this is what you want to do, I can help you
Is this a recording(Q)
Jessie
Lady(Q)
Laugh 1
Laugh 2
Making money on the internet
My address(Q)
My job is to call people who put their info down for this
My name is Jessie and I'm calling to help you make money
My name's Jessie
No 1
No 2
No 3
No 4
No I didn't
No, I won't spell my last name
No, it's not what I said
Obviously it's not for you
Off of the internet
Oh God, whatever
Oh my God, fuck off
Oh my God, lady
Oh, well, I didn't know that, I'm sorry
Okay 1
Okay 2
Okay 3
Okay 4
Okay 5
Okay, well, I didn't know this was your number
Quit threatening to call the cops on me
Really(Q)
Salt Lake City, UT
So if you had an opportunity to make an extra 5 to 7K a month
So what would you do with that extra money(Q)
The same number you called me back from, you should know
This is Jessie
Uhh, what(Q)
Well then, why are you telling me you're calling the cops(Q)
Well, excuse me, when you're putting your information on to want to work (you shouldn't)
Well, that's why I've called you
What 1(Q)
What 2(Q)
What 3(Q)
What 4(Q)
What are you talking about 1(Q)
What are you talking about 2(Q)
What is wrong with you, you're not listening
What's wrong with you(Q)
Whatever
Where are you(Q)
Which department is what(Q)
Who am I then(Q)
Who is this(Q)
Why 1(Q)
Why 2(Q)
Why do you keep saying that(Q)
Would you pay off bills, go on vacation, what would you do(Q)
Yeeeeesss
Yes 1
Yes 2
Yes, you are
Yes, you are interested(Q)
You are interested in doing that, then(Q)
You don't want to make money from the internet(Q)
You put your number on this paper to be called back
You quit calling me
You should know
You shouldn't put you name and number on anything
You're cutting out, I can't hear you very well
You're not listening
You're not listening to me
You're not the one

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