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About 1980
About 1990
Ah ****
Along with golf and do you play online poker?
Along with golf and you play online poker.
Alright bye bye.
Alright sure why?
Alright well thanks for helping out and I appreciate it.
Alright, I'll talk to you later. Bye bye.
An act in Ohio.
And actually don't have alot of tolerance for puppies. They realize their puppies.
And actually I have a lot of tolerance for my brother.
And I appreciate it.
And if you know Steve, you know that's right.
And is it?
And not really.
And OK.
And so did mine.
And then she she says older I get the worse it smells.
And then she she says, yeah, as a matter of fact I do usually is out in the golf course licking his buddies balls.
And then she, she says, my dog just licking his balls.
And then she, she says, my dogs dead.
Ann
Anne Anne she she says so how to hell? Did you end up in Ohio?
Anne Anne she she says yeah. As a matter of fact I do usually is out in the golf course with his buddies.
Anne Anne she, she says do you play online poker?
Anne Anne she. She says it's Steve Johnson in Ohio.
Anne Anne she. She says my dad's dead.
Anne Anne she. She says, you know you really sound like an *******
Any kind of leans over and whispers in our ear, and he says.
Anyhow.
Are you a golfer?
Are you at home or overbuilt?
Are you Bobby?
Are you getting a big kick out of it?
As Steve Johnson's nice
AT&T
Aw man right here sitting on my ***
Back
Becky
Becky Johnson
Bill Murray
Bob
Bob, where you at?
Bobby.
But anyhow, that's how they learn to get along with other dogs, so.
But now I wasn't calling anybody. Did you call me?
Bye bye.
California.
California.
Call G yeah, it is pretty bad dude.
Call G.
Call Gee, I had too many chips from back in the 80s.
Call Steve.
Can you hear me?
Char things back in Ohio.
Check.
Chevy Chase
Colorado Kool aid
Daddy
Damn I handicap plummeted and yeah it's on its way back up now though.
Damn.
Dead.
Did you call me?
Did you talk to Bill tonight?
Did your phone just Rang?
Do you know me?
Do you know me?
Do you know your ******* Does one play online poker?
Do you know your ******* does when you orgasm?
Do you know your dad says when you orgasm?
Do you play online poker?
Do you think for intervening here? It was kind of confusing. I 'cause he wasn't making a lot of sense.
Don't drink anymore she's.
Don't drink anymore, Steve.
Don't drink anymore.
Don't have any money, but I play like the golf.
Don't know what's going on.
Drop a couple of kids at the pool now.
Easier joking with me.
Eons
Even old when he's about 13 now.
Every once in awhile the phone rings and somebody else picks up the line.
Florida.
Fort Lauderdale
From back in the 80s.
From back in the 80s.
Get ** ****
Get him snipped, yeah?
Give me a break. I just got home from my floor clear.
Got a little cough going there.
Gotta get the boys out of the way, you know?
Great movie, I've seen it too many times really.
Guy went all out there and I.
Ha ha.
Hang on a second.
Hang on.
Haven't seen you in a lot of years.
He calls people up and then act like he didn't call him.
He can't hold up, so I gotta hold one in the young one.
He gave me.
He just barely weaned.
He just too rowdy.
He moved from Florida.
He needs to get it's time for him to get him snipped.
He saw, yeah, he's not quite a year old yet. Tell you he still locked up.
He sure likes yanking our chain Denny.
He thought I had called him.
He used to be in Fort Lauderdale, right, and then he moved.
He was kind of prank calling me like tonight.
He's a a blind lab.
He's a good boy.
He's a guy that's calling us all.
He's playing mind games with us here.
Hell damn near 50 years ago now.
Hello Bobby Orr delfini.
Hello can you hear me?
Hello is this.
Hello, I'm still here.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey I got you beat. I haven't worked since 2006.
Hey I got you beat. I haven't worked since about 1990.
Hey I got you beat. I haven't worked since my about 1980.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, I'm I'm turning 21 next week.
Hey, I'm I'm turning 63 next week.
Hey, I'm I'm turning 67 next week.
How are you?
How did you end up in Ohio?
How many doors?
How much Steve Johnson's old roommate from back about 1980.
How to hell did you end up in Ohio?
Huh?
I did not call you now.
I did not call, you know.
I didn't call anybody, you call me.
I didn't call anybody.
I didn't call anybody.
I didn't think so.
I do it as much as possible 3 four times a week.
I don't Becky Johnson.
I don't even know your number.
I don't get enough.
I don't think I'm gonna call 'cause there's a flash possible.
I don't write down.
I feel bad about that.
I figured out the bluffers that I'm playing with.
I go with the local golf course here. I'ma Marshalls the golf course so I get free call.
I got a call from him about a month or two ago.
I got about 100,000.
I got to go, I'm sorry.
I gotta quit drinking quite so much I think.
I guess my bets are writing.
I had about 100,000 of 'em.
I had happened.
I had too many chips from back in the 80s.
I have att.
I have only on my third beer, so give me a break.
I have someone who will call me about a month ago.
I haven't worked since 2006.
I I think we may have four or five guys on the line right here. I'm not quite sure how many.
I just drive around in a golf cart.
I just got a telephone call from an old friend I think.
I just Marshall if the course just so I get free golf.
I just read this **** out of the guy.
I just took a big deal.
I just took a dump on my brother Bill.
I just took a guy for about 2000 chips.
I like coffee movies.
I live an app from far from where we used to live years ago.
I live in a house.
I recognize that call.
I said are you at home or overbuilt?
I said I don't get enough, that's my problem.
I said it's not a big deal.
I said my dog is licking his balls right now.
I said my drinking problem is that they don't get enough.
I said Steve, sure like Jenkin are changed any.
I said that's a two hand operation with my low hangers.
I said the older he gets to where he smells.
I said the older I get, the worse it smells.
I said what are you doing these days?
I said you can't feel bad after that much time.
I see.
I should probably drink some more.
I talk like that sometimes.
I think it's probably Steve.
I think it's Steve is doing some multi dial in here.
I think it's Steve Johnson is trying to pull this up.
I think somethings cooped up with the phone.
I think somethings going on goofy with the phone system.
I think we got about four people on this line.
I think you you must have the wrong number.
I think you're right, that's weird that your phone just Rang. Mine just Rang.
I thought you were in California.
I thought you were in California.
I thought you were in Florida.
I thought you were in Florida.
I was at his house one night when Steve called him.
I was over 25 years ago so.
I was the one that kept him civilized for a lot of years.
I was trying to get my cigarette and hit ** ****
I wasn't calling anybody my phone Rang. I picked it up.
I wasn't calling anybody. My phone Rang and I picked it up.
I wonder how it's happening.
I work at the golf course so I get free golf and that's about all I do.
I.
I'm a little bit drunk.
I'm a martial the golf course.
I'm afraid I've got to go.
I'm afraid you got the wrong number.
I'm at home. Where are you?
I'm at my house.
I'm bout do for new beer here, I think.
I'm by Steve Johnson's old roommate from back in the 80s.
I'm doing alright. Gay couple pair.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna go get me a beer here.
I'm gonna take a dump.
I'm his old roommate from back in the 80s.
I'm his old roommate.
I'm I'm on the line here and there's about then I would guess about five other people on the line here.
I'm in California, so I don't know. Maybe something going on goofy with the phone system?
I'm in California.
I'm in California.
I'm in Florida.
I'm in Fort Lauderdale.
I'm in San Jose, CA.
I'm just an old golfer now.
I'm just the golfer.
I'm not sure of that.
I'm not too much.
I'm number one who is number 2.
I'm out here in San Jose, CA.
I'm playing poker on line.
I'm Steve's old roommate.
I'm the only Mike, I think.
I'm turning 21 next week.
I'm turning 67 next week.
I've always wanted to be a single digit handicap though.
If I had a stronger kicker on that, I would have called that ***********
If nice was there and she called up to explain what was going on.
Is Steve Johnson in Ohio or is he? Where is he?
Is that Steve Johnson's nice?
Is there?
Is this the same? Steve Johnson I knew.
It can happen, but it's pretty rare. Most golfers are nice people.
It is probably early 80s I'm guessing.
It this guys at a party and he kind of sidles up next to this married woman.
It was a long time ago.
It wasn't you, was it?
It's an interesting call 'cause there's so many people on the line, and I only know maybe one or two of 'em.
It's good thing none of his drink.
It's just play money.
It's Steve, it is pulling all this off, yeah?
Jesus Christ.
John.
Johnson
Just first time I've had a drink in a couple of weeks.
Just great.
Last I heard he was in Ohio.
Let's see if anybody's got the balls to call it.
Let's try it. I gotta lots of chips.
Like I said, my phone Rang. I picked it up said hello.
Long time ago long long time.
Look at these ******** raising with nothing.
Love the golf.
Manager Colorado Kool aid.
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Mike
Mike
Most golfers are nice people.
Most golfers are very nice people.
Must have wrong number.
My bad.
My brother Bill he's chewing on me right now.
My brother is chewing on me, thinks I'm playing with him, I think.
My brother is empty.
My dad beat me.
My dad chewing on me right now.
My dad chewing on me. He thinks I'm playing with him I think.
My dad just licking his balls.
My dad.
My dad's dead.
My dog is chewing on me. He thinks I'm playing with him, I think.
My dog is dead.
My dog is licking his balls right down 'cause he's not. He's only going to have about till next Wednesday.
My dog is licking his balls right down.
My dog just licking his balls.
My dog likes to lick my balls.
My dog likes to lick my low hangers.
My drinking problem is is that I don't get enough.
My handicap is going the wrong direction right now though.
My name is Bill Murray.
My name is Bill.
My name is Chevy Chase.
My name is Mike also.
My name is Mike.
My name is Mike.
My name is Mike. I'm an old roommate of Steves.
My name is Steve.
My new dog is chewing on me right now.
My phone Rang and I picked it up.
My phone Rang. I picked it up.
My phone Rang. I picked it up. That's what they call getting called.
My phone Rang. I've been talking to Steve Johnson.
Neither do I.
Nice to meet you, I'm like.
No I am not.
No I want.
No problem.
No, actually John or Steve is called us all.
No, don't don't feel bad.
No, I didn't call you.
No, I didn't call you.
No, I I should probably drink some more.
No, I'm afraid you got the wrong number still.
No, I'm not here in San Jose, CA.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm the only Mike I think.
No, I've never seen that one.
No, my dad's dead.
No, not me. I'm in San Jose, CA.
No, not not really.
No, this is my home phone.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not bad for an old guy.
Not me know.
Not really.
Not to me.
Now I see.
Now I'm up to about a 13.
Now Steve Johnson. I he used to be in Fort Lauderdale, right? And then he moved.
Now Steve Lee used to live out here in California about 1980.
Now there's no problem.
Now turning 63 next week.
Now your name is deidra.
Now your name is Mike too.
Now, Steve Johnson.
Now, this isn't Jerry, this is Mike.
Now, this isn't Jerry, this is Mike.
Now, well, I didn't know what was going on there. He he thought I had called him.
Number one.
Oh
Oh seasons Riley
Oh yeah.
Oh, just great.
Oh, not this again.
Oh, now this isn't even my cell phone. This is my home phone.
Oh, OK.
Oh, OK.
Oh, that's your desk.
Oh, there's another Mike. Wow, that's gonna really get confusing.
Ohio.
OK you ready for a joke?
OK, I feel better. I took a little trip to the restroom there.
OK, so we got to mikes on Steve here.
OK, so we got two Steves on the mic here.
OK, that sounds fine.
OK, there's this guy and he's at a party.
OK.
Older I get the worse it smells.
Or but delfini.
Or is there another Mike?
Or there's a bunch of mine here.
Ouch.
Patton
Phil.
Play out chicken, play for play money.
Please.
Poor guy, I feel really, really bad about that.
Portal guy.
Probably help my golf game if I was like that.
Right here sitting on my ***
Roomate Steve Johnson, right.
Saint understand he's a little bit drunk.
San Jose, CA.
She called up to apologize and that was nice of her, I thought.
Since I picked up the phone's, been nothing but confusion.
So are you at home or overbuilt?
So did you talk to Bill tonight?
So how did you end up in how Ohio?
So how many people we got on the line here? I'm number one who's number 2.
So OK.
So you been drinking jam or something?
Somebody's got a little cough going there.
Someone but 2 1/2 years in.
Someone will call me about a month ago that he was calling from out of state somewhere. Yeah, he just who is this in a just he was a weirdo just wanted to talk to somebody.
Sorry about that, but that's a two hand operation with my low hangers.
Sorry bout that.
Sounds a California.
Sounds a California.
Sounds kinda like Steve.
Steve
Steve
Steve is called us all.
Steve is claiming that his phone Rang too.
Steve Johnson
Steve Johnson
Steve Johnson
Steve Johnson
Steve Johnson in Ohio.
Steve Johnson is calling a bunch of people.
Steve Johnson is doing that to all of us.
Steve Johnson that is.
Steve Johnson, who I think is the instigator of all this. I got a call from him about a month or two ago and his niece was there and she called up to explain what was going on. But he was. He was k...
Steve Johnson, yeah.
Steve Johnson's neighbor, right?
Steve really does like to create confusion, Denny.
Sure, that'll be fine.
T cell friend with my brother Bill.
Tell him tomorrow was good to talk to him. It's been a lot of years. I mean it's in. I'm trying to think of last time I talked to Steve. I think I was at my brothers house and that was about all is...
Thanks Patton.
That is a problem.
That sounds fine.
That was a long time.
That's 3 * 21.
That's a funny joke.
That's all.
That's another seat.
That's gonna really get confusing.
That's like 9 years ago.
That's me.
That's where did your phone just Rang in mind is rank.
That's your desk.
The 1980
The dogs will let him know when they've had enough.
The guy in Fort Lauderdale, yeah?
The not mean no.
The older he gets, the words he smells.
The other guys on the line here is Steve Johnson, an Ohio.
The other Steve that I think he's in Ohio.
The Steve.
The.
Then we got Steve Johnson on the line that's #3
There Steven Fort Lauderdale in these #4.
There's another Steven.
There's several people on here. We add account off to see how many people I'll go number one.
There's so many guys on the line here, I don't know what to say.
There's some busy people on this online here.
Think it's around 2:00, but I'm not sure of that.
Think it's around 3:00, but I'm not sure of that.
Think it's around 4:00, but I'm not sure of that.
Think it's around 5:00, but I'm not sure of that.
Think it's around one, but I'm not sure of that.
Think it's around six, but I'm not sure of that.
This **** you cannot spend.
This Becky Johnson.
This Bob.
This dad.
This guy that's been bluffing all night. I just nailed him.
This is Bill Murray.
This is Mike.
This is my home phone.
Tonight.
Took a little trip to the restroom.
Um the.
Was that Steven Fort Lauderdale or is that Steven Ohio?
We got three people on this line now.
We got three people on this line.
We got two Steves in a Mike here.
Well you you don't know my home phone.
Well, here's some good news. I'm up to about 7500 bucks.
Well, I just wanted a couple thousand played money chips.
Well, I think there must be something goofy with the phone system I I didn't call anybody.
Well, I you sound like a friend of mine, Steve.
Well, not really.
Well, Steve's is the instigator. All this Steve Johnson.
Well, you got me beat this first time I've had a drink in a couple of weeks.
Well, you know what? I think it's Steve Johnson this trying to pull this off. I think it's a big scam he's got going.
What are you doing these days?
What are you up to tonight?
What are you up to?
What state are you trying to call?
What you doing these days?
What?
What?
What?
What's your name?
Where are you in California?
Where are you in California? I'm in San Jose.
Where are you?
Where at in California?
Where you at?
Which guys $2 down from you.
Who are you?
Who is smells kinda funny in here.
Why yeah that?
Would you say?
Wow.
Yeah Caddy Shack so one of the best ever made.
Yeah it could be.
Yeah it is pretty bad dude.
Yeah me too.
Yeah now.
Yeah, call get a decent man.
Yeah, from about 1980.
Yeah, he just he likes to yank my chain I think.
Yeah, he's a little over 10 days, almost 11 months old now.
Yeah, he's he's an old one. He's about 87.
Yeah, he's starting to die.
Yeah, here comes some diamonds.
Yeah, I got it down to attend to.
Yeah, I had a bear parisal better kicker, but I only had a 6.
Yeah, I had probably helped my golf game. If I was like that.
Yeah, I haven't worked since about 1980.
Yeah, I haven't worked since about 1990.
Yeah, I I got it. You know I'm on my shows, the golf course and so I can get free golf.
Yeah, I just answered the phone when it Rang.
Yeah, I just tried to Bluff again. He beat me ****
Yeah, I know I did too.
Yeah, I think there's like 5 or six people on the line right now.
Yeah, I'm on my shows the golf course.
Yeah, I'm out there in case somebody is going to slow or somebody gets hit with a golf cart.
Yeah, I'm out there in case somebody is going to slow or somebody is licking his balls.
Yeah, I'm out there in in case somebody is going to slow or somebody gets hit with a golf ball.
Yeah, it happens.
Yeah, not bad for an old guy.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, remember, I'm finally, you know.
Yeah, Steve is calling everybody right now.
Yeah, that is the problem. I almost got it down to where I was single digit.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, that's my name.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, this is an old friend of thieves.
Yeah, watch your Skype, try to block me. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, we used to be roommates years and years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can't feel bad after that much time.
Yeah, you move from Florida.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yellow
Yep.
Yes hello.
Yes hello.
Yes I am.
Yes it is.
Yes, I'm here.
Yes, it's one in the. I have a rec area.
Yes, Mike is here.
Yes, this is Mike.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You been drinking jam or something?
You can't spend this.
You did call me.
You don't know my home phone.
You go #2.
You goofy dude, yeah?
You gotta quit drinking quite so much I think.
You kinda sound like Steve.
You know you really sound like Bill Murray.
You know you really sound like Chevy Chase.
You know you really sound like my dad.
You know your dad. I didn't see the **** out of that guy.
You know, I can't understand he's a little bit drunk.
You know, I talk like a little while ago. Guess let him drop a couple of kids at the pool now.
You know, I took a look a little while ago.
You know, last I heard I, I thought you were in Florida.
You may have me. I only got a 6 foot kicker.
You moved.
You never have the golf and type seem like.
You never much the golf and type. It seemed like.
You probably got the wrong area code.
You probably got the wrong area code. What state are you trying to call?
You ready for a joke?
You sound like a friend of mine, Steve.
You're down the Hall, right?
You're talking to Mike.
You're the one that called me. Who are you?
Your name is Becky, right?
Your name is Mike Taylor.
Your phone was breaking up a little bit.
Your phone was breaking up a little there.
Yourself.
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3 four times a week.
3.
3rd of my lifetime away.
4 doors down for me.
4 four doors down for me, did you say?
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