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About what?
Alarm away, see.
Alarme wiki.
Alright.
And my house is locked up.
And some guys last night for my husband or something.
And some guys last night for my husband or something. I damn sure ain't gay.
And some guys last night. Plus my husband or something.
And there's no way I can make a home phone calls in Florida off of this phone 'cause I can't even make a long distance phone call on it.
And when, when was this call made? If you don't mind me asking?
Berks my last name.
Bert
Bert call last night about 11:00 o'clock. Woke me up.
But now.
But they are spoofing.
Do what?
Do what?
Do you get a call too?
Don't know about.
Florida.
Football time in Kentucky.
For eight days.
Fort Walton Beach, FL.
Get Ready mobile yard for eight days.
Get Ready mobile yard.
Got back last night, yesterday afternoon late.
Got back last night.
Hello, it's almost that time. Football time in Kentucky. Leave me a message after call you back. Thank you bye.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, I don't know who the **** you are.
Hey.
Huh?
I ain't got a clue who this is.
I ain't upset.
I am gay.
I am not gay.
I damn sure ain't gay.
I damn sure am gay.
I did not make a phone. I cannot make it long distance phone call from my home phone and I'm talking on it right now getting remotely yard.
I don't even know where I had a motel is.
I don't have caller ID, I don't have. You cannot make a long distance phone call on this home phone I'm talking about.
I don't know how how you got a car phone call from this number you just called.
I don't know where this coming from have no idea.
I don't know where this is coming from.
I don't know which talking bout.
I don't know who is this comma.
I don't know, I ain't got a clue who this is.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I haven't called any any motel anything, nothing.
I haven't called anybody tonight.
I haven't called anybody.
I just got back from Florida this afternoon tonight at 6:00 o'clock.
I just retired. I'm limited income.
I said I won't speak with Bert.
I said somebody asked for I wanna suck your husband.
I said somebody asked for. I won't speak to your husband, I said hey, you know I got two kids, two grandkids or full grandkids. I am not gay.
I said somebody asked for. I won't speak to your husband.
I said somebody called last night about 11:00 o'clock. Woke me up.
I said you called last night about 11:00 o'clock. Woke me up.
I say what I say, what the number is.
I say what the number is.
I say you said I called you yesterday.
I think I just got back from Florida tonight.
I wanna **** your husband.
I wanna get this settled.
I wanna speak to your husband.
I want to settle. I haven't called any any motel in and nothing.
I was in Fort Walton Beach FL Monday.
I was informed I've been in Fort Lauderdale, FL, Fort Walton Beach, FL for eight days.
I will get the detectives investigate mistake.
I will get the his detectives investigating this thing.
I won't speak to Bert.
I won't speak to Mitch.
I won't speak to Mitch.
I'm I'm confused myself.
I'm I'm getting myself.
I'm interested to know when this call. I supposedly have made you.
I'm not interested.
I'm tired of this, you know.
I've been in full. I've been in Florida for eight days, got back that's 6:00 o'clock last night.
I've got a Sergeant Marvin Kelly with Kentucky State Police coming down this afternoon and I'm going to, you know, there's some things been going on. I don't know what I wanna get to his detectives...
Is Burt.
Is he what?
Is it showing from this number?
Is Mitch.
Is this Chris?
It's almost that time.
It's just somebody spoofing Lee.
It's Mitch.
Just reacting like.
Last night
Let me tell you one more time.
Let me tell you one more time. Then I'm gonna hang up.
Like I told, whoever talked to last night.
Mitch
My house is locked up.
Neither do I.
Never heard the name?
New what?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
No, I got nothing.
No.
Oh
Oh
Oh hey.
Oh, not too much.
Or what I say, what the number is?
Rich
See you bye
Sergeant Marvin Kelly with Kentucky State Police.
So I have no idea.
So I'm gonna be back.
So I'm in Florida.
So I'm with the state police is looking.
So my call last night about 11:00 o'clock woke me up.
Somebody spoofing Lee.
Spoofing.
State police is looking.
Sure did.
That spoofing.
That's 6:00 o'clock last night.
That's the same guy told me that last night.
The State police detectives gonna go check into it for me.
The war.
They still doing.
This month, not Mitch.
Three days.
Tonight at 6:00 o'clock.
Well wait, what? What can I do for you?
What in the hell are you talking about?
What what?
What?
Who is this Chris?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Yeah, I just got back from Flowers yesterday.
Yeah.
Yes, Sir.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You called last night about 11:00 o'clock. Woke me up.
You don't make any sense.
You don't work.
You know I got two kids, two grandkids or full grandkids.
You know I got two kids, two grandkids or full grandkids. You know, six grandkids.
You know, so I cut all my expenses.
You know, there's something been going on. I don't know what.
You said I called you yesterday.
You selling something or what?
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'cause I can't even make a long distance phone call.
******* hate you.

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