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A lifelong Democrat of Proud Democrat and O'Brien Bama Democrat.
A man I'm proud to call my friend, a man who will be the next President, United States Barack America.
A man I'm proud to call my friend, a man who will be the next President, United States Barack America.
A3 letter word jobs JOBS.
All of a sudden, this price this phrase, everybody's been walked well guess what? Rest of the working class people in America been awakened and realized, whoa.
Alright, Jack, thank you very much. Alright, it's Chris. But anyway I just did Chris I don't know. I just did Chuck.
Alright, Jack, thank you very much. Alright, it's Chris. But anyway I just did Chris.
Also, don't the voters deserve to know? I'm not going to play his game.
And but you know that little expression, the proof of the you know there's going to be a needing to putting. You know what's it going to look like?
And by the way, you know I should understand and get hot. I got Lana. I got hairy legs that turned that that that that that turn blonde in the sun.
And by the way, you know I sit on the stand and get hot. I gotta lotta. I got hairy legs that turned that that that, that that that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach i...
And first of all he asked to tell wait till the cases before anything happens. Look, the whole idea is he's gotta get in place, things that were shortages of.
And I also told that that Chuck Graham, State senators here Chuck stand up shotgun and see you, oh God, love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what you're making everybody else stand up. Oh ...
And I spent an hour and a half today on the telephone. I mean an excuse me on what we're doing right now on camera.
And I'd say lock the ESO bees up.
And I'm buying bomber Democrat.
And in addition to that, in addition to that, we have to make sure that we are in a position that we are. Well, let me let me go to the second thing I've spoken up in it.
And it happens to be, as Barack says, a 3 letter word, jobs, JOBS.
And so the younger generation now tells me how tough things are. Give me a break no. No, I have no empathy for it.
And that I'm going to beat Joe bye.
And then and only people will be deported are people who committed a felony while here. That's number one. OK, I lost it. Yeah, well, but that's good 'cause we could. We could talk you and I on tha...
And those poor people who have lossed anywhere.
And those poor people who have wash anywhere.
And you want to check my shape on let's do pushups together. Man, let's do, let's run. Let's do whatever you want to do.
As if you could take it, you were quartermaster. You can share and help take care running, uh, you know Department store thing were in the second floor of the Ladies Department. Or ever you know, I...
Be able to have access to the records of police when they have misconduct charges against them to be able to know where they are so they can't go from one Police Department in the next that should ...
Because we cannot get reelected, we cannot win this reelection.
Because we cannot get reelected, we cannot win this reelection. Excuse me, we can only reelect Donald Trump.
Brock and I think it's a right for people that bad account care?
Brock and I think it's a right for people that bad account care?
But everybody knows who this guy is. Come on man, come on.
But if Donald Trump Donald Trump is reelected Freudian slip.
But not well, here's the deal. Here's the deal.
By the way, he gave me permission to touch it.
By the way, he gave me permission to touch it.
By the way, it's my little sister, Valerie Anne. I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
China is going to eat our lunch. Come on man. They can't even figure out how to deal with the fact that they have this great division between the China Sea and the mountains in the East. I mean in ...
China is going to eat our lunch. Come on man. They can't even figure out how to deal with the fact that they have this great division between the China Sea and the mountains in the East. I mean in ...
Clap for that you stupid backers.
Come on man get a life.
Come on man, give me a little break here.
Come on man, what are we talking about?
Come on man, what is he doing?
Come on man.
Come on man.
Come on man.
Come on man.
Come on man.
Come on man.
Come on, man, how many pushups you wanna do here, pal?
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
Covid has taken this year just since outbreak is taking more than 100 year. Look, here's the lives. It's just when you think about it.
Covid has taken this year just since the outbreak has taken more than 100 year. Look, here's the lives. It's just when you think about it. More lives this year than any other year. For the past 100...
Damn liar man, that's not true.
Do everyone as Lily already decaying? I'm Joe Biden's husband, Joe Biden.
Donald Trump Donald Trump is reelected.
Done some dumb things. Now do dumb things again.
Eight more years of Donald Trump will change America in a fundamental way.
Eight more years of Donald Trump will change America in a fundamental way. In America we know will no longer exist.
Electric vehicles in fact the biggest problem is you can't stop the charge. We should have charging stations along every Interstate highway in the country you pay for it, just like you did gasoline...
Enter works Great, Jack. I'm not work for you when I know you more than you think. I thought you standing over your cold before me. I'm not sedentary, I don't. I get up and let it go let it go is b...
Everyone I'm Joe Biden salesman.
Excuse me
For all the stuff about gaps, I don't have any real gaps. I never make any big big gaps.
For example, back when when they were holding up before Trump got elected and are holding up the nomination of the president, put forward for the Supreme Court to verify America I really fine man.
Four more years of George Georgia he gonna find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected, we're going to be we're going to be in a different world.
Go to Joe 30330.
God rest her soul and although she's wait your mom still, your mom still alive is your dad passed?
Good news is for me I'm here. The bad news for you as an coming back I'm coming back I want to see these beautiful young ladies I want to see them dancing when their four years older too.
Gotta Lotta I got hairy legs that turned that that that that that that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down. So it was trading then watche...
Governors need to be able to get funding when they dispose. When they do this, they need to bring bring there.
Graham state senators. Here Chuck stand up shotgun him saying, oh God, love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what you're making everybody else stand up though pal. Thank you very very much....
Have you taken a cognitive? No? I haven't taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man, that's like saying you before you got in this program. If you take a test where you're taking ...
He saying that it was president. My boss is his fault.
He's saying that it was president. My boss is his fault.
Hillary Clinton is is qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president. 9 states America and quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me, but she's first rate.
Hillary Clinton is is qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president. 9 states America. Let's get that straight. And quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she's f...
Hillary Clinton is is qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president. 9 states America. Let's get that straight. She's a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be President, U...
Hope you want to administer the oath. Am I doing this again? My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts.
How many unsafe bridges you still have here in the state of Ohio? I mean, Iowa.
I agree that everybody, once they in fact dish anywhere in my times up. I'm sorry, thank you, vice prez.
I am very willing to let the American public judge my physical mental fill my physical as well as my mental fitness and to, you know, to make a judgment about who I am.
I am very willing to let the American public judge my physical mental fill my physical as well as my mental fitness.
I commuted every single solitaire E de to Wilmington DE over 500 miles a day. Should be 250 miles a day.
I got hairy legs.
I I did it assist. I suggested that we should have people in China at the outset of this event and when it all started in Luhan province.
I just spoke to Dartmouth on healthcare at the medical school. Or not, I guess I wouldn't. Actually on the campus, but the people from the medical school right there. I want to be clear. I'm not go...
I just want you to know I had permission to hug Lonnie.
I know I'm calling middle class Joe. It's not meant as a compliment, I'm not sophisticated.
I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
I learned about roaches I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
I make no apologies.
I mean, whatever happened, all conservative discipline about paying for what you spend. I'm up for reelection this year and I'm going to remind everybody what I did at home, which is going to cost ...
I mean, you know they're not bad folks folks, but guess what? They're not. They're not our competition for us.
I mean, you know they're not bad folks folks, but guess what? They're not. They're not our competition for us.
I pledge to be a president who seeks not to divide, but unify. Who doesn't see red States and blue states only sees the United States.
I promise you, the president has a big stick.
I promise you, the president has a big stick.
I propose and I'm going to dress slightly like here. We were in a situation I present asked me to head up a cancer moon shot.
I propose and I'm going to dress slightly like here. We were in a situation I president asked me to head up a cancer moon shot.
I shouldn't have said it that way.
I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect, and I'd be delighted to sit down and compare my cutie yours if you'd like.
I was a Democratic caucus airbender caucus. No, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony, soldier. You said you are, but you're not. You gotta be honest. I'm going to be honest with you.
I was a Democratic caucus.
I was a Democratic caucus. Your mental caucus. No, you haven't.
I was ready to prostitute myself and the mountain man in which I talked about.
I would eliminate the capital gains tax that in I would. I would raise the capital gains tax to the highest rate of 39.5%. I would double it.
I would eliminate the capital gains tax that in I would. I would raise the capital gains tax.
I'll lead effective strategy to mobilize true international border pressure.
I'll lead effective strategy to mobilize true international over to pressure.
I'm also the only guy that got assault weapons ban band and the number of clips in a gun band.
I'm beginning to see why your wife left you.
I'm beginning to see why your wife left you.
I'm coming directly to you for ask a quick favor.
I'm coming directly to you for ask a quick favor.
I'm not going to answer the question because it said that because the question is the question is just as radical left. Would you shut up man who is on your list?
I'm not going to be a mule, I I got something. Do I gotta go do boom boom boom.
I'm politics like prevailing and look.
I'm prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years and that I'm going to beat Joe Biden. Look at my record.
I'm ready on day one. After more than three years in office, why isn't Donald Trump ready? Mr President wake up?
I'm ready on day one. After more than three years in office, why isn't Donald Trump ready? Mr President wake up?
I'm running as a proud Democrat for the Senate.
I'm so forward looking to have an opportunity to sit with the president or stand with the president and debates.
I'm so forward looking to have an opportunity to sit with the president or stand with the president and debates. There would be plenty of time.
I've been involved in everything from making sure we go with the backing and in the 90s after everything I've done has been done to take on the polluters.
I've loved kids jumping on my life.
If we do everything right, we do it with absolute certainty. We stand up there and we make really tough decisions. There's still a 30% chance you're going to get it wrong.
If you agree with me, go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight.
If you want to check my shape on, let's do pushups together. Man, let's do. Let's run. Let's do whatever you want to do.
In a five 3900 of them right here in the state of North SC.
In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian. Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 711. Are Dunkin' Donuts? Unless you have a slight Indian accent? My talking.
In San Francisco, is all about, well, you know, gay gay, gay bath houses and everybody's all about round the Clock sex assault. Come on man.
Is equally as deeply held by by president. Stop moving at that you know what's this thing called? You know, teleprompter Barack always kids and he says, Joe Biden, I. She said, I'm learning to spea...
Is Momma lived in in Long Island for 10 years or so? A God rest her soul and although she's wait your mom still your mom still alive. Is your dad passed? God bless her soul.
Is my little sister, Valerie Anne. I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
It happens to be, as Barack says, a 3 letter word. Jobs, JOBS, John.
It would put 720,000,000 back million women back in the workforce.
It would put. It would put 720,000,000 back million women back in the workforce.
It's estimated that 200,000,000 people have died, probably by the time I finish this talk.
It's estimated that 200,000,000 people have died, probably by the time I finish this talk.
It's the same thing I want much earlier. How in the heck would we get it to people?
Joe, you want to administer the oath. Am I doing this again so the senior staff alright? The number of seven members divided? My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts.
Just the case where we cannot let this. We've never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic is 17 all the way round 16. We have never never let our democracy seeks se...
Kinds of things that that have to be done. You know there's a during World War Two, you know where Roosevelt came up with the thing that you know was totally different than a. Then the school he ca...
Ladies and gentlemen, the president, the United States of America, Barack Obama.
Lonnie knows, I believe this every fiber might be we're posed. What I propose is it can be done.
Look tomorrow's superstar Thursday and I want to thank you all. I tell you what I'm rushing ahead, aren't I?
Me too, movement has forced to cultural reckoning around the issue of sexual violence and harassment against women in America. No man has a right to raise their hand to woman in anger and so we hav...
Move it up here. You know there used to be a basic bargain in this country.
My long friend time friend and she's a friend. She's been my friend in and out of public life is.
My long friend time friend and she's a friend. She's been my friend in and out of public life.
My long friend time friend and she's a friend. She's been my friend.
My name is Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
My name is Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
My name is Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
My name is Joe Biden. I'm Joe Biden's husband.
My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for in this case, running for president knighted states. Look me over if you like what you see, help out if not vote for the other person.
My name is Joe Biden. I'm running for in this case, running for president knighted states. Look me over if you like what you see, help out if not vote for the other person.
My wife Jill, as you know and Doug Emhoff Kamala's wife are there.
No call Super Tuesday for nothing. By the way, this is my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband. Oh no, this is not no. You switched on me. This is my wife is my sister. They switched on me.
No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman and anger other than in self defense, and that's rarely ever occurs. And so we have to just change the culture period and keep punching at it and punch...
No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger other than in self defense, and that's rarely ever occurs. And so we have to just change the culture period and keep punching at it and punchi...
No, he has the ability, as you know, under the under the wartime legislation, quote unquote.
No, I haven't taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man, that's like saying you before you got in this program you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not. What do you thin...
No, no, I probably best, I don't.
No, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony soldier. You said you are but you're not. You gotta be honest I'm going to be honest with you.
No, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony soldier. You said you are but you're not. You gotta be honest I'm going to be honest with you.
Nobody should be in jail for nonviolent crime.
Nobody should be in jail for nonviolent crime.
Not, I guess. I wouldn't actually on the campus, but the people from the medical school right there. I want to be clear. I'm not going nuts. I'm not sure whether it's a medical school or where the ...
Now here's the deal.
Now is the time in their early late 60s and early 60s and 60s where.
Oh come on, man.
One man stands ready to deliver change. We desperately need a man I'm proud to call my friend a man who will be the next President, United States, Barack America.
One of the things that proudest of is getting past getting moved, getting control of the Paris climate accord. I'm the guy that came back after meeting with Deng Xiaoping and making the case that I...
Paris by administration is going to relaunch that effort.
Play the radio. Make sure the television, the excuse me make sure you have the record player on at night. Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys an I did he and back in those days a...
Play the radio. Make sure the television. Excuse me. Make sure you have the record player on at night.
Play the radio. Make sure the television. Excuse me. Make sure you have the record player on at night.
Poor kids are just as bright and justice towels white kids.
Poor kids are just as bright and justice towns, white kids.
Poor kids are just as bright and justice towns, white kids.
President Trump and the Democrats are demagogues round the world.
Rub my leg down.
See I went to the big guys for the money. I was ready to prostitute myself and the mountain man in which I talked about it.
Send a text to the World United to the number 303303033043033300 hey way you got it.
So I learned about roaches I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I've loved kids jumping on my life.
So I learned about roaches.
So people are figuring out there's not a damn thing we can do that we can't. That we set our mind that we can't get done.
So the words united through the number 303-303-0330 or 303330, by the way.
Thank you Doctor Pepper and thank you Chancellor, doctor paper and thank you Chancellor.
Thank you Doctor Pepper and thank you Chancellor, doctor paper and thank you Chancellor. He choose unity over division. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts. Paul Ryan was cor...
That his momma lived in in Long Island for 10 years or so. Uh, God rest her soul, and although she's wait your mom still, your mom still alive, is your dad passed? God bless her soul.
That is why we gather the rest of the world that in fact, envisioned and free and open trade. And then you can you know mass cause can't I mean cause COVID-19, are you know the whole thing?
That saves billions of gallons of gasoline. I mean, billions of two point. I think it's $2.3 billion worth of assuming $500 billion in savings and two point something billion metric, tons of CO2 go...
That saves billions of gallons of gasoline. I mean, billions of two point. I think it's $2.3 billion worth of assuming $500 billion in savings and two point something billion metric, tons of CO2 go...
That saves billions of gallons of gasoline. I mean, billions of two point. I think it's $2.3 billion worth of assuming $500 billion in savings and two point something billion metric, tons of CO2 go...
The damn liar, man, that's not true. I can get things done, that's why I'm running and you wanna check my shape on let's do push up together again let's see, let's run let's do whatever you wanna do.
The details are irrelevant in terms of decision-making.
The pandemic is that the president has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world. On dealing with these things.
The president has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world. On dealing with these things.
The reason I was able to stay sequestered in my home is because some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf.
The stock market is roaring, but you don't feel it.
The There's an act that passed along time ago that allows the president to go into business and say stop making this and start making that.
The way Trump the way China will respond as when we gather the rest of the world. That in fact, invasion and free in open trade and making sure that we're in a position that the world that we deal ...
The way Trump the way China will respond is when we gather the rest of the world that in fact, envisioned and free and open trade and making sure that we're in a position that the world that we dea...
There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish when we've done it together.
They are your AR 14.
They only black African American woman that ever been elected to the United States Senate. The whole range of people. Now my point is true, the other one is true.
They only black African American woman that ever got elected to the United States Senate.
They're probably anywhere from 10 to 15% of the people out there, they're just not very good people.
They're probably anywhere from 10 to 15% of the people out there, they're just not very good people.
Thirdly, the cost of a test should be absolutely 0 for you number one and #2. I think the house and the Senate is going to have to go back and make sure.
This guys whole idea of America America on its own is meant America alone. We're out there by ourselves.
This pandemic the pandemic is that the president has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the cut in the world. On dealing with these things, we lead like Barack Obama LED and the Corona. I m...
To heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt, speak softly and carry a big stick. End of quote. I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you, Joe.
Tomorrow's superstar Thursday and I want to thank you all. I tell you what I'm rushing ahead, aren't I?
Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things.
Wait a minute, you get the final word. Well, it's hard to get any word in with this clown. Excuse me.
Watch the hair come back up again.
We all these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by go you know that you know the thing.
We all these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by the goal. You know the you know the thing.
We cannot get re elected. We cannot win this reelection. Excuse me, we can only reelect Donald Trump.
We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts.
We choose truth over facts.
We choose truth over facts.
We have a whole group of lawyers who are going out to every polling. Every voter registration physician in the states.
We have put together, I think the most extensive an inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and justice towels, white kids, wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids not really mean but think how we...
We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and justice towns, white kids, wealthy kids, black kids.
We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright, and justice talons white kids.
We have to take care of the cure that will make the problem worse, no matter what, no matter what.
We later learn that he knew full well how serious it was when he did interview with George Woodward. I mean, streaming Bob Woodward.
We lead like Barack Obama lead in the Corona. I mean excuse me and the pandemic did occur when we were in office.
We should make sure that we have in no one going to jail for a a drug offense. They go directly mandatory prison. I mean assuming mandatory treatment, not prison and we fund it and we funded in thr...
We should make sure that we have in the no one going to jail for a a drug offense. They go directly mandatory prison.
We're going to close the we're going to enforce the excuse me employ the defense, reconstruct the act to be able to go out there and dictate companies, build and do following things.
We're in a situation where we have put together and you guys did differ are administered. The President Obama's administration. Before this we have put together. I think the most extensive an inclu...
Well folks, I eliminate one tax loophole out of a trillion 600 billion worth a trillion 400 billion worth out of a billion 400,000,000 assuming trillion $400 billion.
Well, I'm surprised that Sanders is joining Trump.
What kind of country we're going to be four more years of George Georgia he gonna find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected, we're going to be we're going to be in a different world.
What you all know, but most people don't know, unlike the African American community. With notable exceptions, the Latino community is incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitud...
What's not to like about Fermont terms? The beauty of it and what a nice town.
When when I went up to the Dover, the Rite Aid strike?
Who is is really just going to?
Why in God's name don't we teach history in history classes? A black man invented the light bulb, not a white guy name Edison, OK?
Why should the voters believe that you can win the national election? I was a Democratic caucus, that mental caucus. No, you haven't. You're a lying dog face pony, soldier.
Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man.
Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man.
Why, why, why, why, why why girl you're getting nervous man just calm down it's OK.
Why, why, why, why, why why you're getting nervous man come down it's OK.
Why, why, why, why, why why you're getting nervous man? Calm down it's OK.
Why? Because I work at a fast food restaurant that I had to sign an agreement that I will not compete non compete agreement that I will not go across town to another fast food restaurant and try to...
Would you or would you not rejoin the TPP? Yes or no? I would not rejoin the TTP as it was initially put forward.
Would you or would you not rejoin the TPP? Yes or no? I would not rejoin the TTP as it was initially put forward.
Would you shut up Mason who is on your list Joe?
Yes, I'm getting. I'm taking too much time, but you know.
You ain't black.
You cannot go to a 711 are Dunkin' Donuts? Unless you have a slight Indian accent.
You got more questions by telling if you have a problem figuring out whether you're from mirror Trump and you ain't black.
You got more questions. I tell it. If you have a problem figuring out whether you're from mirror Trump and you ain't black.
You got, you got the? You know the former mayor of Massachusetts?
You had people like Margaret better skinny. You had people like the former chairman and leader of the party in Germany.
You know that you know the thing.
You know the rapidly rising and with with I don't know.
You know the rapidly rising and with with I don't know.
You know the rapidly rising in with with I don't know.
You may cut me man, but I'm going to wrap this chain around your head.
You may remember I got in trouble when we run it against the senator who is a Mormon. Are there governor OK and I took him on anybody? Could no one space to be questioned?
You risk your lives every time you go to work and and how how you would question is how to protect, how to protect you all.
You're lying dog face pony soldier.
You're lying dog face pony soldier. You said you are but you're.
150,000,000 people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability more than all the wars.
150,000,000 people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.

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