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A little 8-inch dick
Already got the police coming here.
And all those little ones.
And I'm coming to get you cockhead
And then then you then your little daughter can come here, but they can, your nieces and your grandchildren, and all those little ones. Little, I like the little 1 T.
And then you wouldn't even be a man. You're a girl. You're a players. You should never piss your fucking woman. You can.
And your grandchildren.
And your little girl, you little baby Delta 4 year old man bus ticket right Upper eye safe.
Are you really? Are you really that bored that you're just gonna ring this number all night?
Bungalow.
Bye.
Cairns Police, Sergeant Maloney speaking.
Can you share your parents? I smelt it familiar.
Chicken, chicken and.
Come and see me come and see me.
Come on building the trainer Megapack fuckhead.
Come on little Dick.
Come on softcock!
Come on to the boy.
Come on, bring it on brother.
Come on, talk to me little Dick.
Come see me face to face Peerman.
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Crazy Kiwi Soundboard Sound
Crazy Kiwi Soundboard Sound
Do you think that I'm even scared of you?
Every call that you make it being recorded and hand it to the police.
Excuse me Sir, you speaking to.
Excuse me, you just called this number twice.
Find.
From Springfield, I don't.
Fuck off and stop calling this number.
Fuck off cock head.
Fuck off.
Fucking clicking out bigger than your Dick is hard and soft. Cock cunt.
Fucking Jesus.
Fucking you would Richard fucking grow but it won't grown man so I can wish not while you're playing with it like there yes, but then you must have told him because you couldn't be there.
He plays with his working 'cause he's please. Is there with a bit of cutting over port.
He, regardless walking little fucking dweeb man who has no idea what he's fucking doing.
He's on board little Dick. What he's doing. Little Dick.
Hello Dick.
Hello little Dick.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey Dick, Dick, Dick Dick Dick Dick.
Hey hey, hey, hey hey hey hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey hey.
Hey hey.
Hey no Clock.
Hey no did.
Hey, how many boys you sitting at the front of fucking Celtics now you know at least three.
Hey, you're a bit of a blank arancia
Hey, your mother sucking my Dick head Dick head and your sister.
Hi I've got five witnesses for you what you said and I are all sitting out the front right now filling out a police report.
Homework I will actually work in the service station.
How are you, Sir?
How old are you man? How old are you?
I didn't talk height CM cock by.
I don't know what you're talking about where you coming from, but do you think that I'm even scared of you?
I don't want to speak to.
I got a baseball bat. I'm gonna stick it up your arse and turning into a popsicle.
I got an IQ of 180. What's your IQ? You can't even spell it.
I got little Dicks entering everybody else up to see if they think bigger than mine, which it is, and then I go home and crash 'cause I got my Dick. I gotta sit down and have a pissed 'cause I got ...
I just answered my phone too. Thank you very much.
I know I did.
I know I did.
I tell you what your boss might be fucking really employed. Really impressive. I can shortly man.
I told you I told you all work. Where do you work?
I visit the Cemetery all the time, but I keep burying people there. You're the next one.
I want you to be a big man for me.
I'll give you the phone number for the business right now.
I'm getting a hard on just thinking about sticking my cock up your ass. You can.
I'm Glen, why?
I'm gonna cook that are going to ramp up your arse.
I'm looking at a taxi at my front window waiting for him to pick to pump up so I can turn it on.
I'm not calling you. Someone else is calling his then you're calling me.
I'm on Mega pack a little faggot. Come on man.
I'm positive line.
I'm serious man. I'm dead serious.
If I had a dick, I wouldn't know what to do with it because my dick is so small! Fucking I've got no-
In Jesus, but you need a pair of tweezers to go never piss with you.
It must be really fucking boring, but you are right.
Keep out in soft cock fucking maggot.
Listen to it.
Listen to, yeah hey hey hey.
Literally.
Little Dick a little Dick little Dick.
Little Dick little Dick later.
Little Dick, listen for a minute.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little Dick.
Little faggot boy, hey little pretty boy, little fagot. How you going to target?
Little faggot boy.
Mobile Mobile North Kansas.
Mobile North cans Glenn speaking.
Mother fucking life so I can grow up and I can behave yourself.
Mr no Dick.
My coworker that I just swapped over said he had a couple of hopes calls earlier.
My Dick is so small I'm so useless that I can only make a phone call 'cause I only got a little Dick now.
My Dick is so small.
My little Dick little Dick.
My little Dick.
My little Dick.
My little Dick.
My little Dick.
My little Dick.
Myself comma.
National continue taking that ain't chicken hey chicken and.
No cock.
No deck.
No, I fuck your ass I'll remember.
No.
Not a little fucking maggot. Little faggot man.
Oh my to you again.
Oh no, what a shame. Little Dick.
Oh no.
OK you little maggot maggot little night Dick.
OK.
On the business myself mate.
Or later today.
Over your fucking black cunt. Fuck off.
Right now at work, Sheridan Street.
She fucking Limassol.
Sheridan street
Should I give a fuck mine?
Shut up your fucking I so fucking tired that night you fucking nose bleed a little cock head.
So did you last night 'cause it's fucking no good for anyone else?
So fucking stop bringing me up and piss off mate.
So I can take care of you really easy, but.
So I like the little ones he.
So listen here. You dumb Indian fucker.
Soft.com
Softcore plan
Someone's playing games here.
Sticking my cock up your ass you can.
Talking Jesus might want to try fucking sucking your thumb. You can't reach it Dick you fucking cock head.
Talking to me like I'm now good luck and good on the night becomes a company coming in right now so next will let you bring back in about 3 minutes man.
That the police are coming here to talk to you away.
The phone number is 40410405.
The woman the woman tried to tell the choice to do that to him, and he kept working. They couldn't find any testicles that I found was a big fucking hold and then use this account.
Then you gotta fucking night center made a little fucking Dick mine.
There today.
This is called men.
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.
Tick tick tick tick tick tick.
Too bad I know who you are and I'm coming to get you cockhead.
Travel service station just passed down what his hotel.
Useless maggot off head count.
We gonna do this little bit.
What a faggot.
What are you bringing before?
What are you reading before?
What help would you like, Sir?
What you doing little Dick?
What you doing little Dick?
What's up, little Dick?
When it grows bigger, when it gets big enough man give me ring and tell me about it.
Who's this?
Why are business myself?
Why don't you come down here man? No fucking show it to you when I shove it in your fucking face.
Why don't you come here and see me face to face?
Would need a fucking parents. We just got over pissed later said talking small.
Would you like to ring me back on my number and confirm it?
Yeah I got work to do little Dick so goodbye.
Yeah, your fucking black tongue.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. What can I do for you?
You are so fucking stupid.
You can't do it on the fly on the phone. Come and visit me Brother come and visit me.
You couldn't even like appreciated the kind of stuff I can smoke.
You fucking cock head.
You got no idea.
You have no idea what you're talking to. You got no idea about talking large men.
You have reached. You have reached accounts police station. Who would you like to speak to you?
You just a dumb fucking Indian fucker.
You know where I work? Come visit me at work and I'll tell you what I'll fucking run you over my bike mate. Not a problem.
You making all these fucking phone calls. Everyone who's getting fired and trace.
You need to talk to you psychiatric doctor and sort it out. Man, 'cause you really do have a problem, A.
You really must do a boring shift where you are man.
You said to call you back in 5 minutes when she finishes second on Medicae. Mommy said, so, Mommy loves you. She said she'll be she'll be home soon as she finishes sucking my Dick.
You talking to me, Sir, which was distracting over miss your phone call right now.
You wanna see it your friend up man?
You're talking no, take mine.
You're the fucking telephone overtime you fucking little Dick cunt.
Young little Dick
Your little daughter can come help. Taken your nieces.
Your little Dick.
0405
12 inch cock up your ass.
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