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Am I talking to you?
But I don't give a fuck if your cell phone if you want to get them payphone.
Crap, but that's all you do it blah blah blah blah blah.
Do it again.
Do what now?
Do what?
Doctor construction
Exactly.
Fine.
Forget you, not even I'm not learning, 1411 is not is going to give you information.
Fuck me.
Goodbye, I'm tired of talking.
Goodbye.
Hey go fuck yourself and your mother.
Hey man.
Hey, you son of a bitch. You are the goofiest motherfucker but I've ever talked to.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't give a damn with the business phone or not.
I don't give a fuck if you only got damn payphone.
I don't give a fuck if your your mom was a police officer.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
I don't give a shit either.
I don't know who you are. I've never spoken to you before.
I'm fine.
I've got that.
It hurt to get a call from you man if you wanna know the truth.
Maybe I'm not on your column number again, you call somebody tomorrow.
Mission parameters
Pretty good, how about yourself?
Thank you, come up with anything new man. I'm getting tired of hearing the same old shit over and over.
That bullshit you not.
Then maybe 'cause I ain't saying a fucking thing I'm listening to you.
There were no deal.
This ain't dunker construction, if that's who you trying to call.
This is Roy.
Well, who the hell is that?
Well, why don't you come on over and say that man, I don't know who the fuck you are serious but if I was going to call somebody and say something I wouldn't call under it unknown name I do side yo...
Well, why don't you come on over here and say that?
Well, you got a lot of fucking nerve.
Well, you talk long enough where I can find out who this was. This call came from.
Well, you're a big loud talking nobody.
Well, you're about to find out.
What can I do for you?
What what are you at?
Who the hell are you sonofabitch?
Why don't you call me on the real phone now? We can hear what the hell I'm saying.
Yeah baby yeah.
Yeah, well, why don't you come over here and I'll show you.
You a big talking mother fucker. I'll say that much for you.
You good at fucking irritating people. I'll tell you that much.
You got balls of steel.
You just called me. I just picked up the phone and you're on the other end.
You just doing your job.
You know what the fine is for impersonating an officer.
You must have a boring ass life man. I wanna call me everyday.
You need to look at that number. You're trying to call before because you dialed the wrong number.
You're good.
'cause you're boring the hell out of me when you call me.

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