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After you can't get through my house phone, you call my cell phone.
Alabama ass
All I know is you keep calling my half and you keep harassing me and you keep calling my cell phone number and harassing me and you need to stop.
Alright well big dog fuck outta here mother fucker. You hear me.
And get the muzzle off your phone, you idiot.
And I will take a plane to your house and I will rip your fucking eyeballs hot and shove them up your ass. You mother fucker.
And we have done the same.
Are you from the country bumpkin? Do you have any case?
Are you on Skype, Sir?
Are you on Skype?
Army.
Asshole.
At 11:00 o'clock at night, you're harassing me.
Bad.
Beasty ality. You're called like in floppy.
Besides me, you have my son to wake up to you hear me seeing you at the hospital.
Blaeh bleh belevelevuh
Blow yourself you Dick head and then go blow your brains out you fucking asshole.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
California.
California.
California.
Call my house packed or I'll have the police after your ass.
Call your phone company and let him know what's going on.
Calling my fucking has you asshole.
Dick head.
Dick head.
Did you just call my house phone number?
Do not call her no more.
Do something else alright.
Do understand with your stupid phone calls?
Do you have a traditional number, you idiot?
Do you have like 4004 reportes of harassing phone calls from your number?
Do you hear me you asshole?
Do you hear me, you idiot?
Do you understand me you fucking asshole?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you use Skype on your computer?
Doing what?
Don't be an asshole. Hang up.
Don't call her no more.
Don't call here again, you fucking motherfucker.
Don't call my fucking ass again, you idiot.
Don't call my fucking house again and get your bullshit off your phone 'cause you ain't muscle in your your voice. Enough for me.
Don't call my house again, you hear me.
Don't call my house again. Do you hear me you asshole?
Don't call this number again because now this is being tracked by the CIA and FBI, and I know some people that you don't want to deal with.
Don't call this number again, got it.
Don't ever fucking call her again you Dick head.
Don't fucking tell me.
Don't push me did.
Dude, you need to get off the computer, OK?
Dude.
Every time you call here, we trace your number.
Find a life for yourself.
First you called my home number and now you called mice. Now you call my cell phone number.
Friday or whoever you are.
From you.
Fucking asshole.
Get a fucking life you Dick head.
Get a fucking life.
Get a life dude.
Get a life for yourself or put your hand down your pants and do something with yourself, OK?
Get a life.
Get a life.
Get off Skype. Yeah, dipshit and get a life.
Get off the fucking phone before I have the cops come to your house.
Get off the fucking phone you asshole police are tracking you.
Get outside more.
Get outside your house.
Get the fuck off my phone you idiot!
Get the fuck outta you. How's one more damn time I'll beat the fuck out of you and still trash motherfucker.
Give up what you're doing.
Go blow your fucking brains out asshole.
Go do something mouse with your fucking life asshole. Hear me.
Go eat a fucking dead donkey Dick before I rip your eyeballs out. You mother fucker you.
Go find somebody elses number.
Go get a life and get off Skype.
Go get a life and stop calling us.
Go get a life.
Go get a life.
Go kill yourself please. The world doesn't need mother fuckers like you.
Go lick a fucken dead ******'s dick.
Go look at the sunshine.
Goodnight to the food bank and volunteer your time or something, but get a life dude.
Hang up the fucking phone 'cause if I find you you fucking moron, you're dead meat you hear me hang up the phone.
Hang up the phone.
Hang up your phone and don't call my ass again.
Hang up.
Have you ever heard of Skype on a computer?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Here from California.
Here you go again.
Here.
Hey asshole.
Hey listen you you're calling me.
Hey stay on.
Hi.
How about a fight? Comments stick a dagger up your fucking nose you asshole.
How about if I come and rip your eyeballs out and shove them up your asshole? You motherfucker.
How many other numbers are calling you or you calling to their numbers?
Huh?
Huh?
I apologize for anything upset.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate you calling.
I can trace your call and have the police coming arrest you.
I don't dial any numbers at all. You're dialing my number.
I don't have to be prepared for anything.
I don't know if somebody is calling your number.
I don't know what they were saying.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's up with this. This must be some kind of hackers doing this to our telephone numbers.
I don't know what's up.
I don't know who is this.
I don't know who you're talking too, buddy.
I don't know who's doing that either.
I don't understand it either, but you need to stop calling my number.
I don't want to tell you there buddy.
I got the police tracing your number, you idiot.
I gotta wake up for work.
I have access to all your credit card numbers right about now. I'm going to be going on a $1200 shopping spree on your credit cards right now. So thanks for the Discover Card. And thank you for the...
I have your IP address for VPN key and your modem number.
I know exactly where you live, Sir.
I know exactly where you live.
I know some people that you don't want to deal with.
I know where you are from.
I know where you live.
I know your wife's name. I know your address, I know your home phone number.
I know.
I promise you, I will find you.
I really don't know what's going on.
I think what's happening is I had some. I had some things for sale on Craigslist and had my telephone number on it. I think somehow somebody got ahold of that and pushed it over to your number.
I think you have the wrong number there dude. What do you call me for?
I think you might have the wrong number.
I want to tell you buddy.
I want to trace your ass and I swear to God dude, I'm going to kick your tongue and I'm gonna wrap it around your Dick and squeeze nothing out of it, OK?
I will go on you and your family Don. Trust me he ain't gotta family. Well I know that I'm just saying, OK, hang up Jerrod again I'm calling the cops again.
I work for the FBI.
I would suggest you cancel your credit card right now.
I'll block his number 2 Janice.
I'll come, I'll come to your house, and I will put 60 rounds in your fucking head bro listening. Gonna do in your family did it?
I'll fucking stick your finger in your eyeball if you call her one more time.
I'll fucking wring your neck.
I'll probably shoot you. I'll shoot your ass. I'll come to your fucking awesome Jerrod.
I'll tell you your telephone number.
I'll wring your fucking neck you Dick head.
I'm frustrated because of you.
I'm going to come to your fucking house. I'm gonna rip your fucking head off and stick it on your mailbox you motherfucker.
I'm gonna come and rip your eyeballs out of your fucking head. I'm gonna ram. I'm up your ass.
I'm just wondering how you got ahold of it.
I'm not sure who you're calling.
I'm sorry for my wife being rude last night, but you were calling here after 11:00 o'clock.
I'm tracing your call right about now on my computer.
I'm trying to explain that to you to stop calling.
If I could get my hands on you, I'd wring your fucking neck.
If you go to tracephonetrace.com on your computer, your telephone number is in there with 4004 reportes about your telephone number.
In the Cemetery.
Is this a prank call from you?
It is 10:00 o'clock at night.
It sounds like you are you talking right?
It's you again.
Itself in a lot of trouble you will call me back when I hang up.
Jerrod
Just to harass people.
Let me ask you this.
Lick yourself, go beat your meat.
Listen hey Fred.
Listen to church.
Listen to me you fucking asshole.
Listen to me you fucking asshole.
Listen to me.
Little cunt.
Make it look at the backside of your fucking head.
Mine.
Mr Green.
Mr Ruffell green.
My apologies for getting upset, but we're not sure what's going on. 'cause you know we started saying bad things. You started saying bad things.
No no speak English.
No, I can't give you my telephone number.
No, it's not.
No, you called me right now.
No, you called me.
No, you called me.
No, you can't get no help.
No, you got the wrong number buddy.
No, you got the wrong number.
No, you keep calling me.
No, you're calling my number you Dick head.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody called your stupid ass.
Nope.
Nothing.
Now I don't know if somebody is hacking into computer and put in our two telephone numbers together or what.
Now somehow you got my cell phone number.
Oh
Oh
Oh cool.
Oh kill you you cock sucker, you call her one more time. How can I help you?
Oh yeah, I'm here.
Oh, you bet you could make me boy.
Oh, you're doing a prank call?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Ooo
Over there in fucking California you fucking asshole.
Pardon me?
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Pick another freaking number you idiot. I gotta wake up for work.
Please fucking life you Dick head.
Prefer phone off the hook you old geezer.
Prepared.
Put your dentures back a little further.
Quit calling my freaking house.
Quit calling.
Really.
Responsibilities?
Right now I can't apologize for spending $18,000 on your credit cards. I just bought a Ford Flex. I appreciate it.
Right now we're tracing your number your in California. They already got that bomb.
Say that again.
See you around man. An Carla woman and get a fricking rice.
See you.
She little dirty bastard.
Shut your bastard mass and hang up the phone and don't call my fucking house again, Jeremy.
Shut your fucking mouth for I'll come beat your fucking ass.
Skype connects two computers with telephone numbers.
Skype.
Skype.
So are cops said?
So call another number next time you hear me fuck face.
So I have your phone number right here.
So let me tell you something right now.
Soccer.
Somebody has your telephone number or something and is calling people throughout the United States.
Somebody's got your number and there are asked their they're doing something to you.
Somebody's got your number in or they're doing something to you from Skype.
Somebody's got your telephone number and are giving you trouble.
Somebody's got your telephone number and or doing something with it. I don't know what they're doing.
Somebody's got your telephone number dude.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry.
Stay on the line for a little bit.
Stay on the line long enough for them to trace it again.
Stick your finger up your ass.
Stop bothering people.
Stop calling me.
Stop calling my fucking house.
Stop calling people you asshole.
Stop calling this house or I will have the police in California come to your house and arrest you.
Stop calling us.
Stop talking to your plan.
Suck it bed Mexican fucking Dick you cock sucker.
Suck it you fucking asshole.
Thanks bye.
Thanks for the credit card and I'm taking money out as we speak so once you get the bill in the Mail call back. Thanks bye thanks.
Thanks for the credit card.
Thanks.
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That is, you you need to get off Skype and get a life.
That's just shocking. I'm sorry this is happening to you, but you keep calling my number.
The best part of you ran down your mom's leg in childbirth, baby.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
The police are going to be coming to your house very soon to arrest you.
The police are tracing this fall.
The police are tracking you down.
The police are tracking you.
The police have been notified by 4000 people about you calling their numbers. I've looked you up on the Internet.
The police will be coming to your house to charge you with prank phone calls, terroristic threats.
The police will eventually get your ass.
Then quit calling my house idiot.
Upland, right?
Upland.
Viewed deckhead
We blocked your number did.
We can look it up on the Internet 123 and there's how many people that have reportes about you dude.
We gotta wake up for work. Idiot don't call my house again.
We started saying bad things. You started saying bad things.
We thought you were a prank caller.
What are you doing right now?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's up you ass wipe?
What's up?
Whatever you like and give you better.
When I hang up this phone you call my house again. I'm gonna have a T&T on your app.
Where is the childish one?
Who called you?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who the fuck are you to call my mother fucking house you fucking cunt bag. Mother fucker. I promise you, I will find you. I will beat the fuck out of here Mother Fucker. You hear me.
Who the fuck are you to call my mother fucking house?
Who you talking to the dude?
Why are you talking like that?
Why you gotta act like that buddy?
Yarn asshole and don't down my number again you asshole.
Yeah go fuck your fucking self I'm gonna fuck your wife and her can't so fucking hard tonight she's going to bleed out her eyeballs and like I said I'm gonna shut my I'm gonna shove my Dick up your...
Yeah I have you please at your house in a minute.
Yeah I have your IP address. I'm going to get right into your modem an crash your whole fucking house right now, so I'd suggest you watch your mouth. Sir, thank you very much. My father is a police...
Yeah, 0240, the number that keeps coming up on the ID.
Yeah, because you know what originally you called my home phone number and then somebody was on or saying something else.
Yeah, fuck you too you little asshole.
Yeah, I don't know no friends so I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.
Yeah, it's the the 661 number.
Yeah, yeah, you apologize.
Yeah, you did call me. You Rang my phone.
Yeah, you just did. You just call me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, yes.
You are a prank caller.
You are one fucking dumb inbred sonofabitch. Go kill yourself. Nobody loves you.
You are such an idiot.
You asshole.
You better get yourself a life if you walk you have you're gay to call people and harass him dead.
You better not call here because you have a 4004 people reporting your telephone number from California right now I've looked your number on.
You call this number again. I'll fucking wring your neck, you hear me.
You called me buddy.
You called my number right now in your physically talking to me.
You calling a private number.
You click calling me.
You could do it again in. The cops will be at yours, you hear me.
You don't bother me one bit, Sir.
You don't bother me whatsoever, Sir.
You don't bother me, whatever.
You don't even restrict your number to my phone. I could just take this to the FBI or the police or something and have them come find you.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking cunt bag mother fucker.
You fucking moron.
You fucking moron. You're dead meat. Do you hear me?
You got some kind of wrong number here or something like that.
You got the wrong number buddy.
You got the wrong number, Bud.
You gotta stop calling people buddy.
You hear me good.
You hear me you fucking asshole.
You hear me.
You idiots don't call my house again.
You just called me last night and told me you're going to tear my head off.
You just called me last night at 11:30. You called me at 10:30 last night.
You just called me.
You just called my number.
You know, I don't want to tell you, but you need to call your phone company and have your phone number changed.
You listen to me asshole. Listen to me asshole.
You live on Grove Rd in Upland, CA.
You must be the most one of the most fucking retarded people on this planet.
You must have a boring, boring life.
You need to call your phone company or your Internet provider and let him know that your telephone numbers needs to be changed.
You need to call your phone company, get your number changed.
You need to do it yourself.
You need to get a life and stop calling people.
You need to get a life buddy.
You need to get a life dude.
You need to get a life you understand.
You need to get a life.
You need to get a life.
You need to get off of Skype.
You need to get off Skype OK, Sir.
You need to get off the phone.
You need to get off the Skype and get outside.
You need to stop calling here Mr Skype user.
You need to stop calling people.
You old geezer.
You probably 50 fucking years old, 60 fucking years old. You don't have a wife, don't have no kids. Get no bitches. You're probably a Virgin.
You sound like it, Dick.
You understand me asshole.
You understand me?
You wish you had one right? Because you're talking out of it.
You won't call me tonight 'cause you can't get thrown on more bye bye.
You're a fucking moron.
You're a twat Anna Hammerhead SWAT.
You're an asshole and quit calling my house like get a life for yourself or put your hand down your pants and do something with yourself. OK, do not freaking call my house again.
You're an asshole, you drunk?
You're an idiot, dude.
You're an idiot.
You're an uplink.
You're asking me.
You're calling me.
You're calling my heart.
You're calling my house phone.
You're calling my telephone number.
You're calling us.
You're down the wrong number, dude.
You're getting yourself in deep shit here.
You're gonna be fucking with the wrong person.
You're gonna have the police that your door in about an hour.
You're harassing me.
You're in California, dude, like people don't know where you're from.
You're not coming in 'cause you start anything. Dude, I can trace any freaking number that comes to my house.
You're not gonna get no satisfaction.
You're probably a Virgin.
Your fucking asshole. Hang up your phone, you fucking idiot.
Your mom's eating my fucking walnuts you little dirty bastard.
Your voice even sounds like a Pussy.
Your white bramel is beating off the Indians and they love it.
Your wife's name is, uh, Allele or something.
115 more seconds I'll have your phone call trace.
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