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Home > Yandere Dev-EvaXephon-Alex Mahan-cannotgoogleme
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A chalice
Accepting help is the sign of weakness
Actually allow me to correct you I happen to be an expert on that subject
Actually I went insane a long time ago
After years of this nonsense Ive already heard every single possible suggestion about how I can solve my problem
After you drugged your date and put them into basement
Ah don't think about the details It doesn't matter too much
Ah don't worry about it
ALL ABROAD DICKRIDE EXPRESS CHOO-CHOO
All I wanted to do is smash some sexy succubus babes
All other girls suck and die only Chihiro is needed
All that I can ask is that you forgive me for my mistakes and have patience with me
All those delicious waifus
Alright here is where I could really start fucking with that kid if I wanted to
Am I gonna need a bigger penis or what
Am I the only one who sees boobs everywhere
AND HIS NAME IS YANDEREDEV
And look look at this horrible tragedy we have here
And now if I go to my basement I should see a girl I've kidnapped
And she runs to me in her zero suit in an apron with her boobs jiggling
Anime characters are real they're real
Anime Steam profiles
Answering questions takes away the time that I couldve spent working on the game
Anyone who says otherwise is a moron who has shit taste in waifus
Anything is a sex doll if you're creative enough
Anyway I am christian so I'm not going to Hell
Are you pulling my dick
Are you pulling my dick full rant
Are you serioooooooouuuus
Are you shitting me
Are you still as cucked as you were the last time
Are you thinking what I'm thinking
Are you trying to mount it and have sex with a corpse
As long as Im getting paid
As of this moment I think you are awful piece of shit who deserves to die
AY CARAMBA
Battle****, ****lay and The Maiden **** Assault
Bear duck cuck rant
Because I dont want to hear questions or suggestions
Because you wanna convince her to let you stick it in
Befriend a girl invite her home knock her out then lock her out in your basement
BIG OL TITIES
Boobs look at the boobs
Break her shatter her mind and when nothing of her former self remains brainwash her to obey you
Bunch of bullshit is what it is
But I am not sure if you guys would really want this
But lets be realistic here
But this looks like a playful thing to do
By the way as long as Ive got your attention there is something I really need to say
Cactus rant
Can you not be a dumb piece of shit for 2 seconds
Cause he is constantly thinking about this guy's dick This might be the answer
Cause I need to seduce Dan Salvato
Change your panties
Cheers
Chihiro is the best waifu
Clean up blood after comitting murder
Come back you piece of shit
Congratulations Nick
Cries and gets up
Cuck tales full
Cum chalice full
Damn I just don't understand heterosexual people
Damn son you just got your friend killed holy fuck
DAMN YOU ARE UGLY AS FUCK HOLY SHIT
Dang who's that sexy girl that girl's my waifu
Did you just assume my ethnicity
Did you see dat ass
Disgusting offensive sexist misogynistic game
DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH
DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH 2
Do not dunk the dev he is fragile and soft
Do not use vague language
Do you think my wife is pretty
Do you think that makes sense
Do you wanna get banned
Does this scenario sound like hell yet
Don't you fucking hate it
Dont be sad please stop crying
Dont even worry about it hey
Dont fucking ring around a rosie go in there
Dont hit on me you silly boys
Dont read too much into this its just a simple question
DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Dude what a God I am what a fucking God
Dumb fucking moron
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Each time you read erotic manga, your seduction skill increases
Eat shit and die fuckhead
Edgy
Edgy 2
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
EHMMMMMMM AHHHHHHH
Email me
Email me with questions, requests or suggestions
Email someone and ask them to help me
Enjoy your Dota
Evangelion is my most favorite anime of all times
Even if you don't have faith in my coding skills you shouldn't be worried
Every anime game has to be about obese tits
Every character in the game is using the same face model
Every single model is temporary placeholder downloaded from the internet
Everyone needs a goal in life
Everything has been ruined
Everything is fucked
Fake cry
Fake cry and I just wanna play video games
False alarm everybody go home
Farting noises
Fertile women rant
For stupid fucking retards like you who can't figure out simple things
FUCK
FUCK WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU CANT GO THAT FAST
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YOU BITCH
Fuck you so hard you bitch
FUCK YOU STUPID HORSE
Fuck your ass with a dick
FUCK YOUUUU FUCK YOUUUU
Fucking die piece of shit
Fucking game sucks
Fucking ruuuuun fucking ruuuuuuuuuuuun
Funny sounds
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 1
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2
Gator AIDS
Get a job
Get absolutely dicked on you mothershitter
GET FUCKED
Get in there get the fuck in there get in there
Get the fuck back here running away like a little bitch
Getting away with murder should not be easy
Give me some money
Go fuck a duck go suck a duck you're a fucking cuck
Go get boobs yourself
Go get your own waifu
Go looking for a gremlin propaganda to learn what its all about
Go on fucking ban me you can't do jack shit
GOD DAMMIT
GODDAMN YOU ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Good boy whos gonna die when Ill have no use for you
GUESS WHAT BITCH YOU'RE DEAD NO ONE DOES THIS SHIT TO ME
Have you heard of Jesus Christ
He aimed his gun at me that gives me the right to kill him
Hello 1
Hello 2
Hello may I please slap your butt
Hentai protagonist rant
Here is YanDev's lesson how to pick up chicks 101 alright
Here is your game bro
Hetero men have no respect for themselves
Hey guys nice to see you
Hi boys hello its me Yanderedev
Hi boys its me Yanderedev
Hold on to your dicks cuz this shouldn't take too long be right back
Holy fuck youve got someone else killed holy shit
Holy shit 1
Holy shit 2
Holy shit look at that
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT
Honey I'm home
How can this be happening
How could anyone have not heard by now
How old are you
How sexy it would be if she zipped down those zippers
How to be subtle about getting a guy to call you
How to get a girlfriend
How would that help
However I could be wrong about this
Hype is essential
I already hear it 100 times a day and I've already decided it's a bad idea
I am a pro master video gamer
I am a turbo weeb
I am going to show you how to kidnap a girl
I am just a girl playing a video game
I am just trying to explain why it can take so long
I am not going to respond to you
I am not gonna bother to fix any bugs
I am not trying to brag and I am not trying to whine
I am probably the only person here with inteligent thoughts in his head
I am really proud of what I've managed to accomplish
I am the games director producer and manager I am also lead artist designer and composer I also the sole programmer
I am the legendary Yandere Dev
I AM TOO MANLY TO CRY
I am triggered
I am very happy with how it turned out
I am working on this game 12 hours a day etc
I am worried about getting a reputation as a bad game developer
I am worried about losing my patrons
I am yandere dev creator of Yandere Simulator
I bet the devs are gonna be sad to see that
I bet you didn't know I was actually a girl
I bet yours is no diferent
I can't fix it
I can't keep doing this anymore
I can't kick your ass from all the way over here
I cant control my horny level
I cant DO this every night
I cant fucking believe that
I cant fucking stand it here
I cant tell you the rest I will get banned from Twitch
I couldn't stop myself
I decided that disposing of a body takes way too long
I decided to quit my job
I DID SO GOOD I DID SO FUCKING GOOD
I did the best I could
I didn't have enough time
I dislike this idea
I do NOT want to receive suggestions
I do NOT want to recieve questions
I don't fucking know
I don't know what that means
I don't know what the fuck is going on there
I don't mean physical torture I mean psychological torture
I don't really know how
I don't think so
I don't understand how that shit ever got popular
I don't wanna put out a game like this
I don't want people to think that YS is just a bunch of silly easter eggs
I don't want to constantly update the game
I dont know how cucked are you
I dont make timely progress on the game
I dont mind its like a porn with my wife
I dont think you guys want to wait that long
I dont want to risk someone else screwing things up
I EvaX humbly submit a toast
I figured out why it's not working
I get it I get it now
I got cucked
I guess I just die now
I guess you could say I was determined
I guessed it before I even saw the options
I hate you so deeply you fucking piece of worthless shit
I have achieved nothing with life
I haven't even finished discussing the price with a prostitute
I haven't even put the condom on
I havent found the time to put those things in the game
I havent played for a year and half or more and it probably isnt even much better
I hope you dont mind I dress like a maid
I hope you enjoy it
I HOPE YOURE SO FUCKING SATISFIED
I just never stop sucking dick
I just see a nipple and grab it isnt it normal
I just wanna reach into my screen and pulll her out
I know what my goal in life is gonna be
I KNOW YOURE BETTER THAN THIS
I like to sit my thick anime girl ass
I love being wise and unlike any ignorant sheep in society
I must look like a massive hypocrite
I need to dump my load AAAHHH
I need to know all those fetishes
I need to remove what little sanity you have left
I need to seduce Dan Salvato
I need to seduce that man
I only trust myself to handle the task of checking my email
I prefer to solve my problems by kidnapping pretty girls
I put silly Easter Eggs into the game because I think they are high priority
I racially identify as a japanese schoolgirl
I really cant overstate how big the scope of this project is
I refuse to share my waifu
I should probably clear out this misconception
I spend 8-12 hours reading emails leaving me with no time to write code
I tried to make you happy I tried to be good to you
I wanna make that into an easter egg in YS
I want out I want refund the game
I want to build a name for myself as a competent gamedesigner
I want YOU honey
I wanted to do something fun
I wanted to know if you dont mind coming over to fuck my wife
I WAS RIGHT DAMN FUCKING MORONS
I was wondering maybe you wantyed to go out some time
I will be a security guard
I WILL KILL YOU FOR MY WAIFU
I will miss you sweet little fuckkittens
I will never stop murdering children
I won't try to stop or tell that you play the game incorrectly
I would finally be able to play games and watch anime again
I'll email someone to help you
I'll feed on you nice and slow later OM-NOM-NOM
I'm dead huh
I'm like a sperm trying to swim to the egg
I'm streaming live on Twitch and Twitch can't do jack shit about it
I've always thought you are really pretty
I've got I've got it
I've got many-many-many waifus
I've stopped working
I've thrusted my dick into your mom
If enough people are tricked by gremling propaganda people will stop providing you
If I ever want a suggestion Ill ask for it
If I had a girlfriend and she would do this every day I would start to reconsider the relationship
If police checked my Google searches
If the solution seems obvious to you that means it already occured to me
If you are under 18 you have to cover your eyes right now
If you don't look at something and see a masturbatory aid you have no imagination
If you have a question about the game read FAQ or just wait
If you want this game to come out faster you should not email me unless its absolutely necessary
If you want to sneak a corpse past some schoolgirls you need
Ignore facts logic truth reality and counter evidence
Im counting like that when I count how many times I thrusted my dick into your mom
Im gonna miss this game when Im done with it
Im in front of my PC and Im miserable
Im like making a game about murder
Im robbing you
Im subjected to the same stupid garbage every hour every day
In this game you can see men and children being analy ****d by alien dildos
Is someone aroused
It cant get more perfect than this
It is a buttcrack you can see it
It makes an ass out of you and you
It makes so much sense
It pounds you in the ass
It seems everyone in the world has played this game except for me
It simply doesn't make sense
It was some sort child porn sex game
It's a murder game
It's because I didn't have much time to work with
It's dead
It's not difficult at all to improve the code
It's super creepy
It's time for me to get payback to get revenge
It's true it's fucking true ok
It's up to you to decide if benefits of reading an erotic manga are worth missing the first hour of school
Its all on you buddy
Its ok honey you dont have to last long
Its only a common courtesy to unfuck what you fucked
Its pretty clear you're blind to male beauty
ITS SO BROKEN
Its the final challenge for 100% completion
Its time to get out the lube
Its time to turn off the stream bye bye
Its trashy to spend your time ridiculing and shaming people
Ive been unable to make fast progress with Osana
Ive fucked something and I gotta unfuck it
Ive just fucking undone myself thats it everything is gone
Ive made 0 progress on Osana
Ive recieved over 18 400 emails about the game
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Jesus what it keeps happening
JIGGLE WOW JIGGLE
JUST DONT SUGGEST THINGS
Just finish the game is not an option right now
Just kinda forgot
Laughter 1
Laughter 10
Laughter 2
Laughter 3
Laughter 4
Laughter 5
Laughter 6
Laughter 7
Laughter 8
Laughter 9
Like that would just be weird why do that
Little kids shouldn't even be playing
Look at my waifu
Look at that butt
Look I am grateful that there are people who want to help me
Make sure to donate lots of money
Maybe my problem can finally be solved
MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE SHIT TASTE IN ANIME
Millions of little kids buying the game
MOMS SPAGHETTI
Murder your family with 1 throwing knife
My balls are crushed by my massive penis
My name is YandereDev I'm developing a game called YS
My penis has never thrusted any harder than this
My search history
My wife is Samus Aran
Nice gun nice gun buddy very cool gun
No
No deadlines have been set in stone
No get the fuck away from me you fucking weirdo what the fuck
No no its just isnt right
No thank you I'm having a great time right here
No the girl doesnt have a penis its a snake
No this is a lie
No who wants to play the game I dont wanna
No-no-no-no
Nobody asked for you fuck off
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3
NORMIES ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not that Im complaining I just didn't know
Nothing it doesn't change anything really
Now I know what you're thinking
Now I know what you're thinking 2
Now please dont get the wrong idea
Of course you can explain why you chose use if else instead of switch
Oh baby 1
Oh baby 2
Oh boy I get to save a heathen
Oh fuck you buddy
Oh fuck you fuck
OH FUCK YOUUU FUCK YOUUU
Oh God my dick is hurting it's a pain in a dick
Oh God not you again
Oh goodness
Oh hi ball doctor
OH MY
Oh my ahoo
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD VERY LOUD
Oh my God we need to fix this problem right away
Oh oh imagine it
Oh this is quite a way to start things off
OH YEAH BABY HARDER KEEP ON GOING UP AND DOWN
OH YOU FUCKER
Oh you piece of shit fuck you no one disrespects me like that
Ok ok I swear on my life
Ok that's pretty fucking bad
One cuck two cuck
One day we are all going to have pet catgirl that's the future to live for
ONI-CHAN
OOOOOOOOH WHAT DID I TELL YOU
OOOOOOOOOOH SLAP OOOOOOOH SLAP
Oops
Open up and let the choochoo train in
Open wide
Or maybe its the other way around
Over the past two weeks I've been working on Osana, however, she isn't fucking ready yet
OW WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
People pay me money to keep working on YS
Pft What a stupid question
Play the fucking game who gives a shit about playing the game
Playing this game is bad for my testicles
Please please
Please please 2
PLEASE STOP SENDING ME STUPID EMAILS
Please, try to understand
Purge the normies - weeb uprising
RAWR
Reading an erotic manga takes time
REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY
Right now it's very easy to slaughter everyone at school
Send me a stupid email
Seriously where are your parents
She actually laughs I mean she is interested
She is a pure snowflake too good for this world
She is being sassy
She is married to me we are husband and wife
Shit shitty shit fuck this game fuck
Should've stuck with mortal women they don't have horns but at least they don't damn you to Hell
Shut up
Shut up leave me alone
Slurp Ah
So I was wondering are you free tonight
So leave it up to me and back the fuck off
So now I have to do all that shit all over again
So now that I have everything I need it's time to kidnap someone
So why do I give a fuck
Some things are simply out of my control
Someone went to the Unity asset store and just purchased the cheapest things
Someones gonna tell you
Sorry everyone I need to take my life back
Sorry I can see its making you uncomfortable but Im serious
Sorry I don't have time to work on YS
Sorry I dont have time I have to work on YS
Speak to me ugly child
Starting today I'm going to take a two year vacation from game development
Stick em up this is a robbery
Stick it in
STOP SENDING ME EMAILS
Stop stop right there
STOP STOP STOP NOOOO
Stupid fucking waste of flesh waste of oxigen
Table slams and FUCK 1
Table slams and FUCK 2
Table slams not Cuphead
Table slams RAWR and FUCK
Technically I did it
Tell me what am I supposed to do in this situation
Thank you
Thank you for following the development of YS
That is so wholesome
THAT SHOULDVE WORKED FUCK YOU
That was a shitty idea
That was calculated I did that on purpose
That would be a pretty screwed-up situation, right
That's only one example of things people say about YS and myself which are not true
That's pretty fucking horrifying HA HA
That's weird don't do drugs
That's what I've been doing wrong
That's why I'm doing all this testing
That's why they all suck
THATS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING HOLY SHIT I HATE IT
Thats right I'm a girl I bet you didn't expect that
Thats right rip in pieces
Thats the best I can do alright
Thats what a cuck sounds like
The bigger the breasts the more you want to reproduce with it
The fact is is that happened it was that sort of thing
The game that allows you to see children naked
The game would be unplayable
The gremlin propaganda
The main game isnt even near good enough still
The majority of my audience is composed of children
The more I look at him the more he looks like a guy with a disorder to be honest with you
The only thing I could add to the game was a new easter egg
The only thing you deserve is mockery and humiliation
There I uncucked it
There is no idea that you can possibly suggest that I havent already shot down
There might be a way to kidnap a girl from school
These features are necessary to represent my vision for the final game
These terms are really unappealing to me
They are real and one day I'll marry an anime girl
They stole from YS I can't believe they did that
This game is offensive to women
This girl gets it so many people are stupid but she gets it
THIS IS A MILLIOTHS TIME YOU WERE DIRECTLY DISOBEYING MY INSTRUCTIONS
This is a super cucky rubber ducky
THIS IS A WEEB ONLY CHANNEL
This is like a shitpost you're not trying to make a masterpiece you're just dicking around for fun
This is my real voice tee-hee
THIS IS NOT EDGY
This is not edgy 2
This is not even possible in YS
This is one of those games
THIS IS PURE AND WHOLESOME
This is so fucking dumb table slam
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID
This is so fucking stupid this is the dumbest shit
This is so stupid what a waste of time
This is something that I have absolutely no control over
This is the 60 dollar videogame
THIS IS THE EDGIEST PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN
This is the maximum extent of my penis
This is what it looks like when you just go to an asset store buy assets and throw them together
This is why I work on YS 12 hours a day 7 days a week
This isnt a matter of mean words on the internet
This isnt something you can just ignore
This society is disgusting and is obsessed and praises females
This will make the gremlins very happy
Those are all quotes those are things that Ive said outloud
Those are some big busty boobies
TO BE BEST IN THE BUSINESS THERE MUST BE SACRIFICES
Today I'm adding a new easter egg to the game
Twitch has been taken over by THOSE people
Twitch may have a bias against anime games
UGH SLAP UGH SLAP
Uh she is tsundere as fuck
Under United States law I am obligated to say the following words
Videogames am I right
WAIFU SEX ROBOTS
WAIT
Wanna make a game about pantyshots in a highschool
Watashi wa YandereDev desu
We could go see a movie or get dinner or something
WE DECIDED TO REMOVE YOU
Weaboo trash
Welcome home honey
Well I wish someone told me that 15 years ago
Well its about to get even worse
Well NO
Well you act like a villain by celebrating friends death
Well, you'll just have to find out for yourself
WHAT
WHAT 2
What am I gonna do
What are you... Arghhhh
What do you want
What does that mean
WHAT FUCK YOUUUUUU
What have you done
What is their email address
What is your gender
What kind of person fucks a place and doesnt unfuck it
What powers does my waifu have
What the fuck are you looking at
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK THAT SHOULDVE WORKED
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell this game sucks why is it so bad
What you're lying right now
When was the last time youve seen a game with artwork that looked like this
When you do drugs you do weird shit
When you hug a busty girl its hard to get close to her heart
Where is this has anything to do with that
Which means that you wouldnt get to have Osana
Who the fuck do you think you are
Who's that
Whoa
WHOA TECHNOLOGY
Whoa technology ahahaha
Whoah first try sharpshooter
Why do I like big boobs
Why is it always a black dildo
Why the hell
WHY WHY
WHY WHY WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Would you go out with a guy like me
Would you like to fuck
Would you like to fuck me
Would you wanna fuck my wife
Would you would you go out with me
Wow
Wow I am so scared all these women sucking my dick
WOW WOW FUCK YOU LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
Yanderedev is so slow
Yeah I swear all the time
YEAH WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YOU FUCKING MORONS
Yeah yeah yeah that's what it means
YES
Yes 1
Yes 2
Yes this is actually the full version of the YS
Yes yes yes yes yes
Yes you may slap my butt
Yet you keep coming back for more
YOU
You are a fat pig who is constantly eating candy
You are a fucking retard go kill yourself
You are a little girl like 8 years old or younger
You are actively sabotaging the games development
You ARE going to Hell AHAHAHAHA
You are only going to be ridiculed further
You are thick son damn
You aren't suppossed to go to a girl and say you've got moldy titties
You can dismember a corpse, stuff a bodypart into trashcan and bring it to the incenerator
You can do better than that
You cant predict a bad luck
You disgusting son of bitch Im sick of your shit
YOU DON'T KNOW WTF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS WHAT THE FUCK
You dont deserve any empathy or compassion whatsoever
You dont have that luxury
You fucker
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
You gotta bump those numbers
YOU HAVE A POOR WAY OF SHOWING YOUR FOCUS
You know I'm hyped for those waifus
You know my wife right
You know why?
You might benefit greatly from wearing certain type of panties
You need that to be explained to you
You need to be punished and spanked
You need to be taught who your daddy is
You should care about my problem, because it can happen to you too
You shouldnt flirt with me tee-hee
You slap her thighs and tickle her with a vibrator
You then have to hide the evidence clean up the blood
You thought it was funny huh
You wanna know why you're single
You wanna torture and kill people who bully you at school
You're a fucking idiot
You're basically doxing me you fucking asshole
You're in trouble
You're only interested in having a narrative that facilitates shame and ridicule
You're still in elementary school
You've been thinking dirty thoughts the entire time I've been streaming
Your brain is programmed to look for something you can reproduce with
Your microphone sounds like a tin can and a string
Your resistance only makes my dick harder
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT YOUR TASTE IN ANIME IS SHIT YOU ARE SHIT
Youtubers make money by degrading others
Youve just exposed yourself to be 12 yo
Youve lost faith in me didn't you
YS allows the player to drug torture dismember...
YS cannot be finished
YS cant be finished without a crowdfunding campaign
YS is a game about bullying, murder, torture, suicide
YS is not a dating sim it's about being a stalker
90% of questions are already answered in the FAQ
99% of ideas you suggest are old or stupid

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