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Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd

Matt Berry - I.T. Crowd

All Matt Berry quotes from The IT Crowd. Pretty much everything he says in the series. IT Crowd is set in Reynholm Industries, a fictional British corporation at 123 Carenden Road in Central London. It focuses on the shenanigans of the IT support team, who dwell in a dingy, cluttered basement. Roy, Moss and Jen are socially inept geeks or, in Denholm Reynholm's words, "standard nerds".

A fear of balloons. That's the craziest thing I've ever bloody heard.
A lighter area and less constrictive than men's trousers.
A lot of people would be confused as to why I invited them up here, then asked them to leave, not you.
A second tape I see.
Actually I don't follow.
Ah well, then I probably shouldn't have told you any of that.
Ah, here we go.
Ah, Jim, I've been expecting you.
All gone.
Alright alright.
Alright, alright just say the right thing, say the thing I want you to say.
Alright, I will.
Alright, spare me.
Alright.
Alright.
Amazing, just amazing.
And all this for sports relief.
And consumable with butter.
And every other day I take a short helicopter, ride their Haston Blumenthal's restaurant.
And for God's sake, get a shower.
And he worked at Venom Industries for a time.
And I even got that award off those feminists, the one shaped like the ice cream fellow.
And I have a feeling I'll be needing you for a lot more than just deleting incriminating files.
And I'll tell you something else. When I return from the estate, it's to you.
And I'm missing out on a massive tip party.
And I'm sure she's planning something suitably raucous for you reprobates.
And push you back up.
And random industries is changing Labour's for the better.
And remember there are places lower than the basement.
And Ross, I'm gonna tell you what their secret is, but you must keep it to yourself.
And there's a condom machine in the toilet, I checked.
And they've come true because of something he calls Space star ordering.
And what did you do?
And which word in particular do you object to your Honor?
And you'll find they take this case with the gravity it deserves.
And you're no longer my assistant.
Anyway, don't worry about the shareholders. I can handle them.
Anyway, enough about our balls.
Anyway, I want to divorce her right now.
Anyway, I'm glad we got that cleared up.
Anyway, this went to court, but your word against mine and who are they going to believe? A woman or an Englishman?
April after dinner, would you do me the honor of accompanying me to my bed.
April I love you.
April, may I take you to dinner?
April, these past few days have been like a dream.
April, we need to talk.
Are you talking about?
Are you up for it?
Aren't you gonna drink it?
Argue with legal.
Before we go on Linda, do you need to go to the toilet?
Before you go, Jen, I know it was you. You broke my heart you broke my heart.
Bernardelli and Reynholm Industries together will be bigger than ever.
Bernat Alley, the most successful businessman of the year.
Best accounting team I've ever had.
Black woman
Bloody blast, this is up my ass.
Bollocks to be telling me to calm down my old chap.
Bollocks.
Book Recommendation I can't read.
Bottom of the world.
Brenham industry has a reputation to uphold. We're not News International for Christ sake.
Brilliant.
Bring it on.
Broad and general yeah clean shaved. Alright yeah enough of the jibber jabber.
Bull many things.
Bulls from Harley shit twins.
Bum, your excuses?
But I don't care find you in chanting.
But I think I speak for all men here when I say I can't wait to get that box open and feast my eyes upon it. Sexy contents.
But I want to say this that accounts team I had every last one of them.
But I'm not around. It's only cars. God damn these electric sex pants.
But isn't that half the fun trying to guess the twist?
But it's not the same.
But she knows a sleazy it routes around this Old Town. I like to call London igos.
But she's hurt. She may need our help.
But shit.
But that journalists have an agenda.
But that's enough to bring Reynholm Industries to its knees.
But these are my new family father. I hope no secrets from them.
But with you I don't know I feel alive.
By the way, where's that Huzi Tutsi hum, dinging, coochie Mama boss of yours?
Can you speak Italian gem?
Can you state your full name, please?
Can't have the priest.
Check your privilege.
Churchill
Ciao,
Ciao,
Come on Ben, say a few words.
Come on big game.
Come on goofy. We wanna see the calendar.
Come on, Jen ever feel like just having some fun?
Come on, Jen, what type of show?
Come on, Jen. I need your mind on the job, not thinking about sexy sex all the time.
Come on, we both knew it was on the cards. As soon as I realized you were a woman.
Come sit on my big hand.
Come with me I I want to show you something.
Conrad Black, the first rich person to go to prison in 300 years.
Consider me what happy shareholder.
Cool.
Could you do me a favor? I want to feel like Melissa is alive just one last time.
Could you read it back?
Couple of days later, bought myself a helicopter.
Damn that sorcerer.
Damn, good job. Damn good, bloody good. Damn good job.
Damn, I'm supposed to be doing secret millionaire. Get all cancel.
Delightful.
Do you know I've never been so enchanted by a woman in all my life?
Do you mean the rumors that I killed my wife?
Do you think I could get a life please?
Do you wanna shut up?
Does this have to do with my divorce proceedings? Makine fellow.
Doesn't matter so far. He's satisfied with general laughter.
Don't anyone, no, we'll reconvene tomorrow. Thank you everyone.
Don't do anything. Stay out of trouble.
Don't listen to her. The bitch is crazy.
Don't raise your glass too soon, Ben, 'cause this has all been one big ruse.
Don't raise your glasses too soon because this ruse has also been a ruse.
Don't say anything. They'll get me going either of you.
Don't see a misuse. I guess corners the 20th century.
Don't tell me, I suppose he was fictional too.
Don't touch that.
Don't worry Jack, just make it as sexy as hell and watch the money pouring in.
Don't worry Jen, you'll get your wish.
Don't you worry, Phil.
Drive that blind.
Dumb I'm done.
Easy there, that's an original.
Entertainments manager, do you know what that involves?
Euroskeptic, jenn. You should be more like these. They can't get enough of my space star ordering story.
Even the man who was edible, they said it wasn't, but I ate it.
Everyone saw through that report.
Everyone's a ghost.
Excellent.
Excuse me, I'm just charging them.
Exhaust.
Explain that one if you can.
Father
Father
Female Sulu being there captain aboard.
Fictional?
First, you made me want to go to the toilet and now you make me want to be a better person.
Firstly, ordinary boys and now this.
Fly.
For how long?
Forget this we malarkey, I'm talking to you Ross. Are you happy?
From the chef Zone 7.
Fuck off.
Furious.
Future 1 Sip and Reynholm Industries wants to give it to the future.
G.
Gambling no no, no no. I was riding a horse and it fell out of my pocket.
Geek chic I wanna tear my eyes out.
Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Jen.
Get out go.
Ghost ship it.
Give me £20, I'll pay you back.
Go like this.
Go on.
Go to the meeting. I'll be right there.
God, that's hugely impressive. Haven't you just had a baby?
Good God get me IT.
Good God.
Goodbye father.
Great idea.
Great yeah.
Gucci across the Irish bastard.
Guess who wanted a helicopter this time last week and now thanks to Space Star ordering has one.
Hang on a second. This is my car.
Hang on.
Hardcore nasty thinking. You didn't have it in you.
He is angry.
He's his own brother.
Hell's horses?
Hello Jenn, I'd love to help you, but traditionally the role of entertainment manager has always been held by a man.
Hello, I'm Douglas Reynholm and I'm not a scientist, but I do have a better understanding of what spaces than any scientist living today.
Her name is Jane or Jan or something similar.
Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly.
Here lies a great man, a great man.
Here's a selection of her lingerie.
Hesston I'd like to introduce you to my wife.
Hey, its my G
Hey, why don't you take your clothes off?
Hey, you know we should do this sort of thing more often. I hate the whole BOSS employee thing, don't you?
Hi Jenn, I'd like you to meet some very special women.
Hi there, Jen.
Hi, I'm Douglas.
His heart exploded.
Hooray
Hopefully we can join forces and plow our way through these uncertain times.
How am I finding it so far? Well, to be honest with you, it's not as God awful as I thought it would be.
How did that work?
How do we know that laptop isn't somehow able to connect to the Internet?
How long have you been working for me now? Gen 3-4 months, is it?
How you fellas get any work done with a hot piece of finger licking chicken like that?
How's the wine?
I admire you, Roy. You've got the guts to stand up for what you believe in.
I am getting a robot hand.
I am very aroused.
I am your honor, but rest assured it will be a normal examination. I am not in any way across.
I bet he's a woman, that bloke
I can't wait.
I count myself lucky to have you as a friend.
I didn't do it.
I didn't want it to come to this gem, but would you like a cup of tea?
I don't care where you're from Iran, France doesn't bother me. I'm very modern.
I don't care.
I don't know what it is, but women slacks give me the confidence I need to survive in a tough business world.
I don't know.
I don't think I've ever looked in this draw. Wow, a gum.
I don't think so.
I don't think we can just pick up from where we left off.
I drew a picture of the helicopter on a piece of paper. Then I stood with my back to space through the paper over my shoulder and wished really hard.
I got a pretty nifty home cinema system.
I gotta thank you, Miranda for give me a second chance.
I had a bad back and I cured it thanks to the techniques outlined in this groundbreaking exposure of the massage industry.
I have an old fashioned mindset but damn it at least I try.
I have come from a far away place to seek a great source of air.
I hereby announce that speech over and the calendar ready to go.
I hope by the end of this meeting we can become firm friends.
I just mean files.
I just wanted you to know this calendar doesn't make a million pounds. I'm holding you personally responsible.
I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex.
I like that.
I like you and I like what you've done with your company.
I like you Jim. You don't ask questions.
I love the way he says, Oh yes.
I love thinking about that operation that you had.
I may not come back.
I mean, think about that.
I must call Mark Thatcher.
I never would have agreed to that.
I promise, father.
I promise, father.
I saw on your profile that you were having a party.
I suppose you could just call it tonic.
I think you'll enjoy this more while drinking your tea.
I thought it was a magic potion.
I told you to keep a low profile and you do it again.
I waited till night time.
I want to divorce my wife.
I want you to cancel secret millionaire for you.
I want you to dial 999.
I want you to watch this DVD presentation. I've just made. Any thoughts?
I was born ready.
I was young once, but if this gets out this could deeply damage Reynholm Industries ability to make their product that we make.
I wasn't always this way. There was a time when I was just like you, but then I discovered the secret.
I will use it well.
I wonder if it's loaded, no?
I would be beholden to you.
I'd give anything to see her walk through that door right now.
I'll be working very closely with the order department.
I'll give you a clue. It ain't these chaps.
I'll give you. I don't know 10,000 pounds.
I'll never forget our final moments.
I'll see you all on Monday.
I'll tell my assistant.
I'm afraid our adventure has come to an end.
I'm alive.
I'm coming Parker. I'm ready.
I'm encouraged able your Raymond, Peter fellow, only the finest lap dancing establishments in Soohoo.
I'm fine, yes yes I'm fine, yes.
I'm going to go.
I'm gonna go piss around on the Internet, but I actually I'll need some food.
I'm gonna have to do secret pissing millionaire now just to undo your damage.
I'm having a good time.
I'm here, Papa.
I'm like your PA 'cause I made the tea.
I'm not most men and the offer still stands.
I'm sad to say that the only secure route to a knighthood in this sorry ages via charity work.
I'm sorry but you were getting hysterical.
I'm sorry, it's beyond my control.
I'm such an idiot. I've got a robot hand.
I'm told my father was particularly proud of the IT department.
I'm your boss.
I've already one of the toys in here.
I've got a lot of important papers to look over, so if you don't mind.
I've got to thank you Jeff for not taking this matter any further.
I've heard that even if it isn't, I appreciate it, Roy.
I've left my heart overpower my head.
I've ordered pizza and chicken wings and there's a cool beside you, so help yourself to beer.
If anyone is incredible, it's you. Your perfume porno vampire.
If that doesn't convince you well, then maybe you just don't deserve to get what you want.
If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.
If you'd like to know more, there are thousands of space aladji centers all over the UK.
In fact, I want to have already divorced there. Is that possible?
In other words, when it comes to space, he's the man with his head screwed on tight.
In Paris.
Inside my company.
Is it not?
Is it really you?
Is the founder of Space allergy a religion, not a cult?
Is this really heaven?
Isn't it lucky to see an Irishman when you wake from a near death experience?
Isn't it true that you used to be a man?
It doesn't bother me.
It feels like we've built up a connection.
It is a woman.
It isn't true, you say?
It isn't your day at all.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
It's all a dream.
It's all here in the weekly surveillance report.
It's alright, officer. I'm doing secret millionaire.
It's brilliant.
It's called.
It's getting to a car and cruise around.
It's hard to tell with your mad eyes.
It's incredibly odd and distracting. Maybe it's just me.
It's like being tased in the balls.
It's my soup, I made it myself. Took me a few days.
It's no laughing matter, Jenn.
It's not earth.
It's not for you, Jeff.
It's not you, it's me now. Actually it's not me, it is you.
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's true, I have been accused of sexy shenanigans against my female employees.
It's very sad.
Jen, I'd like you to meet no friend of mine, Phil and two men named John.
Jen, you've grown.
Jenn hi.
Jenn may look like an old maid holding pennies in her eyes.
Jenn, do you have a moment?
Jenn.
Just as one day I'll get my robot hand.
Just go, you're making this harder for me.
Just pull that thing there. I don't know. Fiddle about with it.
Just the job. Good work.
Kind of I changed my friend face profile from married to it's complicated.
King, well that is new. How are you doing that?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a few things over the past few days, none of which cast me in a particularly favorable light.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you our new head of hiring and firing Ben Genderson.
Ladies listen, no one can mistake me for Gok Wan.
Last night I ate a chocolate radio that still worked in my stomach and a flat chicken that was actually a glass of water.
Last party I think I ever went to was when Elton John's dog had a baby.
Last week I decided I wanted to learn how to do tattoos, so I did the business border book on tattoos, Reddit and now I know how to do tattoos.
Lasting into the future strongly again and again.
Leave that laptop outside.
Let me get this right. You want me to do absolutely nothing.
Let the rebels begin.
Like being tased in the bowls except painful.
Like this morning, for instance, I had to choose the employee of the month from the box.
Look at me, what do you see?
Look at our cold as ice, but I tell you this, behind those shades she's terrified.
Look at someone to take that sign down.
Look my helicopter.
Look who it is everyone, it's only me.
Look, I'm not your boss, we're just a couple of guys. A couple of guys shooting the shit now tell me the truth.
Love the special effects. How did you do that thing where I'm spinning around?
Make a note brush teeth.
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Maybe there was no giant dog.
Maybe we should give it another go.
Maybe you're the best woman.
Me, I'd be a 24 hour tripod.
Men get it out of here.
Mighty, I knew that yes, that's what I wanted actually.
Money, money, money.
More than words could say.
Mr. Bernard telling me, Jenn.
My computer, my computer is broken.
My Lord, thank you, father.
My tattoo got infected so they've had to cut off my arm.
My wife she died.
Nearly at the station.
Nice and loose.
No further questions my log.
No further questions my love.
No no, no no. I must have eaten some bad stereo system.
No relation to either Lady Gaga or Shaggy.
No Stephanie.
No, but damn close.
No, he's quite seriously here.
No, I can't talk right now. I'm doing secret million.
No, I love that she used to be a man. It's your thing.
No, I'll see you later. I've still got a lot of work to do.
No, I've just realized what a funny voice you have.
No, I've said too much.
No, just an old friend. Let's get in there.
No, no no. That's how I originally injured my back.
No, no yes it is yes. You've missed a few though, haven't you?
No, no, I think you're playing games with me, young lady.
No, no, no. These are feminists.
No, no, that's alright. It's what I pay for.
No, there were rumors that there was a rumor, but that was just bullshit.
No, Victoria, I'm sorry it's over.
No, you think it's the future, but it's actually said in the past.
No.
Nolan by counting team and Roy Gentle, Irish Roy.
Nonetheless, the idea came from your department and as head of the department, it's your nuts on the block.
Not if I see you first.
Not only does that showed great maturity, but also where is she asleep?
Not pretending.
Not really stressful.
Now it's too late before now.
Now Ross, I'm going to tell you something. Confidence is a confidence trick.
Now that sounds unpleasant.
Now to go on and congratulations on getting an iPhone.
Now you hold on a minute sugar tips.
Now you listen to me burner telly.
Now you listen to me. This is very important. I vital meeting to attend and I've just shot myself in the leg.
Now, 22 million is the minimal. Well, I'm happy to go to 50. In fact, make 50 the new minimum. Yes, yes.
Now, if you don't mind I've some fell off thing to do.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh Derek, go to meet you. I'm afraid that we bring in my own people see your immediately fired.
Oh God, I forgot you could do that.
Oh God.
Oh he's important, isn't he?
Oh my God, my wife Oh yes Vic.
Oh no wait, I got this guy coming over to watch a DVD another time maybe. OK, oh and some chicken wings please. Thank you.
Oh no, not these idiots.
Oh Papa.
Oh shit.
Oh well Jenn, more champagne for us.
Oh what?
Oh yeah.
Oh yes, that's right.
Oh yes.
Oh, come on, please break up with my vanishing car cleaning wife. I don't wanna do it.
Oh, I feel like know what I mean.
Oh, I get it when the cats away.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I've heard of this flick. There's a twist in it, isn't there?
OK, good luck everyone and I'll see you later.
OK, I'm gonna move over here.
OK, let's go.
OK, put it on.
OK, thanks Jenn.
OK, well you see the nature of the meetings as James somewhat and it wouldn't be fair on you. There'd be a lot of catching up to do.
OK.
On tray.
One of my little hobbies is character tier.
One of the women in the IT department.
One thing you should know about me, Jenn. When I put my mind to something, it gets done.
Or at least we didn't know until now.
Or is that meeting today? Hells bells, you go ahead I'll be right there I've just.
Or please please dress as my sexy dead wife.
Ordinary boys they hate.
Our invisible desserts have arrived.
Paris, yes, it's the name of a new restaurant in Hull.
Parker up boys. It's hammer time.
Partying with the money was painful enough, but the electric pants I have to wear at work so I don't become aroused well. They're also grateful.
Person's got to have a lot of backbone to allow herself to be ordered around like that.
Piss off, I'm gonna represent myself.
Please take that and walk back and give it to somebody else.
Post star ordering success story and #3.
Pretty sure it doesn't make me a transvestite.
Problem solved.
Program.
Pull down my trousers and do your job.
Random industry business in a big hard building.
Random walked will increase the bid. I don't care what I said this evening was I want that upward by Madonna.
Ready for what?
Really, Are you sure?
Really, I flew George Lucas in to see them as a treat.
Really, when it looked exactly like Hitler.
Remind me.
Representing myself as the kind of challenge I relish.
Right dry your eyes, bono.
Right now, let's take it to the Max 5678.
Right, I'm off.
Right, well, I don't think I'm quite ready yet.
Rounding the future, making the future better.
Roy give me £20.
Roy, good luck.
Run by a dynamic go getter, a genius and a man from Ireland.
Saints over April.
Say a confident man, just say a confident man.
Saying you can rim.
See here, I'm shagging.
Sexy and classy and that's difficult to pull off.
Sexy sexy sexy every page sexier than the last.
She vanished while washing the car.
She wants 220 tity £1,000,000. You tell me to calm down.
Sherlock Holmes.
Shit, no, it won't be cool. I'll handle this.
Since the reason why I bought the trap uniform and I've had to make myself scarce.
Smash a window.
So bad you've been circulating throughout this fake party coming to conclusions. Who's the obvious Deadwood?
So first of all, I'd like to extend the warmest welcome to Mr Boehner, telly, and hope. Today is the beginning of a long and fruitful partnership.
So I took some of the pension money out of the bank and I lost it on a horse.
So it's women you hate? Well that I can understand.
So Jen, what are you gonna do with your £500?
So maybe it's time to make a decision.
So Ross, how goes it in the world of computers or PC World if you will?
So that's the thing I gave the boy the can of lager, so technically I'm guilty of corrupting a minor.
So well done on passing the test, Jenn.
So what are we watching?
So you're thinking of having 500 of these traveling across London?
Some sort of homosexual department.
Something work related.
Sometimes I like to sketch someone as I'm talking to them.
Sorry about this old man.
Sorry it was an accident.
Sorry my friend, I'm going to stop there. I must take this.
Sorry.
Space Star ordering is based on the twin scientific principles of Star maths and wishy thinking.
Space. What is it? The simple answer is we don't know.
Speak priest.
Spider search that lasted nearly five hours. We found nothing, so naturally we assumed the worst.
Stories have expensive sex tapes. Rumors of me killing my first wife.
T.
Take that lollipop man.
Tank shall do.
Tell me what are you doing tomorrow night, April?
Thank you computer man.
Thank you female check off.
Thank you for being by my side while I awake.
Thank you.
That looked like Hitler.
That means every star you can see in the night sky is a wish that has come true.
That was the old me. This is the new me and I want you to be a part of it apart of me sex.
That wasn't even sexy.
That wasn't what I was going to ask actually.
That's a beautiful second name. What are you doing after the funeral gem?
That's how sometimes I.
That's nonsense.
That's not my office.
That's right, I thought it high time that we give the IT department the attention they deserve.
That's right, I totally love the bloody ass off you.
That's right, we're going to home.
That's right, yes, yes, it's not for you.
That's the great thing about friend Frank. Get to see what all my employees are doing all the time.
That's the one.
That's the problem with you people. It's always about money.
That's what it's all about.
The Elephant Man.
The glass ceiling is now a glass floor. The women are floating above it and the men are just looking up at them.
The last party I went to was when Conrad Black got arrested.
The new number is. Get an ambulance and ask it to wait and I'll be there in 2 hours. 3 hours tops.
The ordinary boys, where do they get these crazy names?
The people have been terribly nice. They're actually quite clean and I've I have been invited to a party this evening.
Then see it now.
Then why are you doing, uh, we we walk?
There we go. Perfectly normal cup of tea.
There'll be no more getting shitfaced and watching the telly.
There'll be no more paintballing weekends.
There'll be no more Steven Seagal marathons.
There's a huge pay rise, the chance of many wonderful opportunities. You'd be crazy to pass up sex.
There's no way anyone walking through that door.
There's not a day goes past that I don't think of it.
There's one last thing. How do I erase files like this one here marked pensions?
There's somebody at the door, there's somebody.
These pants are broken.
They were a test to find out whether you really wanted to work for me or whether you just wanted to come up here for my body.
They're all closed.
Things are moving just so fast I can't keep up.
This demo to hello.
This has been a success.
This is exciting, isn't it? Recommended his first sexy new charity calendar?
This is good.
This is very convincing Linda.
This is what he told me when I met him on holiday 2 weeks ago.
This is your fault.
This music sounds like it comes from space.
This will get people talking all right.
To think of all the deserters he shot in the head with this.
To think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.
Turn that off.
Two lovely cups of tea.
Two of them now.
Type of this bullshit.
Usually I can't wait to get away from a woman once I've ejaculated.
Very impressive.
Victoria, but I thought you were dead.
Victoria, you've spoken about the real me and I think it's time we heard a little about the real you.
Wasn't that successful?
We don't want to be like a dead fly regressing. What we didn't do in our short time on this Earth.
We space ologist take this kind of thing very seriously.
We're certainly looking forward to your visit and can't wait to give you the full Reynholm Industries experience.
We're filming secret millionaire.
Welcome to the 30th floor, Jenn.
Well hello there beautiful.
Well I do and I'm the boss.
Well worth every penny of the £50.
Well, excellent, that's settled, then 7:00 o'clock tonight I'll give my PA to phone you with my name and address.
Well, I actually knew Riley and yes there are similarities.
Well, I think it makes it more fun.
Well, I visualized the thing I wanted. In my case it was a helicopter.
Well, I'll need someone to take care of business upstairs.
Well, I'm just your average social worker.
Well, I'm not very good. I've know Truman Capote.
Well, I'm sure that can be arranged.
Well, I'm the boss head honcho Alumar Ouno, Mr. Big the Godfather, Lord of the Rings, the Bourne identity taxi driver, jaws not the question quite awhile back. Who are you again?
Well, it was Watson.
Well, like I say, it was an accident.
Well, lots to think about that.
Well, that cleaned the pipes.
Well, that was a waste of time. Next time you have a bright idea, Linda, keep it to yourself.
Well, this is perfect. My wonderful assistant, Joan and her two friends, Ross.
Well, who's this?
Well, yeah, you could come over here. We could put on some music I could give you a back rub see what happens.
Well, you are nothing but an old man in a tent sitting in rags playing Heupel. Oh with the wind.
Well, you said something along those lines.
Well, you'll have to forgive me if there's been quite a few Victorians.
What a charming name always been. One of my favorites.
What a fantastic woman there. Two weeks we were married were unforgettable.
What are you doing? Victoria? Last time I saw you, you?
What are you talking about?
What do you say?
What do you want from me?
What don't you like about that?
What sorry guys, you better go.
What the hell happened there?
What the hell is this?
What the hell were you thinking?
What the whole country?
What what happened?
What, of course I do.
What?
What?
What's going on? Joan, I spoke better from my assistant.
What's this? It looks good.
What's up, Jen?
What's wrong with you, Ross?
What's your beef with the homeless?
What's your name again? I know you told me.
What's your problem?
Whatever.
When we met, as if I'd be worried about something like that.
Where are Marc Andre?
Where did I gain these insights from this man, the founder of Space aladji Beth Gaga Shaggy?
Where is your God? Where is your God now?
Where the hell have you been?
Which is my want.
Which is why after one week with us, we honor Ben Genderson.
Which is why I'd like you to be my PA.
Which is why I've been expecting you.
Which one?
Who am I thinking of?
Who took care of the business with the giant dog that was eating everybody?
Who wants to hear another space star ordering success story?
Who's there was that Hitler?
Whoa, someone played an awful prank. There's nothing here but gloomy pictures of morons.
Whoa, you better check your facts there.
Why a word from him can make or break a business?
Why did you leave?
Why do you want to come in?
Why?
Wise words my Leonard blood.
With myself.
With the Holy Hell's wrong with you.
Women slacks
Wonderful, thanks guys.
Work your usual magic.
Wow, I didn't know there was a South Korea.
Wow, I have to say that's a really wild look.
Wow, my grandfathers old service revolver.
Wow, you're a genius, Ray.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and I reckon I know where to sign on a sexual harassment settlement. Thank you.
Yeah, but she'll settle.
Yeah, but someone will pass it on, why not you?
Yeah, I can't hear you. Can't you see? We're having an iPod party?
Yeah, I suppose she will.
Yeah, it's like all the fun I had just after my wife died.
Yeah, more than that though.
Yeah, no good. Can't seem to get it open.
Yeah, somewhere off piste.
Yeah, thanks Jim.
Yeah, you wanna come round to mine you can watch it there.
Yes please.
Yes, all those clumsy attempts at seduction don't tell me you couldn't see through them.
Yes, but you're a relationship manager and this isn't relationship.
Yes, I am a surprising man.
Yes, I moved my office here to be closer to the latest toilets.
Yes, I'm wearing women slacks.
Yes, I've some falafels that need pipping, and I'm the MOGA.
Yes, just in the area. Having a look around please just pretend I'm not here.
Yes, let's trial could bring the massage industry to its knees.
Yes, Stephanie is leaving.
Yes, your honor.
Yes, your honor.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yet she is proud and will not have me.
You
You are the man I seek.
You are Victoria Rhenum, are you not?
You bastard.
You come in here ranting about gunshots and service revolvers. I've had enough.
You could have called it you idiot.
You don't mind if I T feel about a bit while we speak, do you?
You have your orders.
You know what I think of money? That's what I think of many.
You know, there's one thing I do want to say. Just one thing that I.
You looked exactly like Melissa there.
You really know your way around that area.
You see, my computer is broken and I need someone to fix it.
You seemed hysterical.
You sit there or confident, yeah, but when this goes to court, that's when the talking stops.
You that computer man fix my pants.
You then go blind wizard man.
You used to be a man.
You want me to sit on my ass all day? I think I can handle that.
You want to seal the deal with a high 5.
You you did say you're with it, didn't you?
You're fired.
You're gonna hate me for this, but I fancied the day off.
You're right, we went jogging. I knackered that squirrel answering happened feels longer.
You're robbing me blind.
You're tearing me apart.
You're the best woman here. You are an excellent woman.
You've got spunk and balls, and I like that in a woman.
You've opened it. Thanks Roy.
You've read my mind.
Your Grace I need to prepare a proper defense, the one I just did there was rubbish.
Your Grace may I approach the bench.
Your Honor I object. There's a brilliant bit coming up.
Your Honor, may I confirm with my relationship manager.
Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?
Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?
Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?
Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?
2 hunting Bambi erotic.
2 words women slacks.
10 minutes setting you've already paid for yourself.
20 gold pieces, and I'm wanking under hypno.
£212 million you can't be serious.

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