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Home > Dutch Van Der Linde
A bit of space here would be nice.
A kind offer, but one I must refuse.
All of you. Ohh you get to work.
Alright. Listen.
Are you drunk?
Are you listening to me?
Are you trying to be funny?
Are you trying to make me angry?
Aren't you sweating like a whore in church and all that? Get up.
Arrest this woman for she has stolen my heart.
Bad move my friend.
Come out. I ain't finished with you.
Damn child.
Don't you have any work to do?
Faith. Faith is all that matters.
Fine.
For Christ's sake.
Get to work.
God damn it.
Good evening.
Good morning.
Good. Good.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Happy now?
Have you considered looking in a mirror after you get dressed in the morning?
Heaven must be short, an Angel today.
Hello dear boy.
Hello ladies.
Hello ladies.
Hello my dear.
Hello there Miss.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you shouldn't be in here.
Hey.
How are you Sir?
How dumb are you?
How many of you had?
How's life treating you?
Huh. I really worry about your sanity.
I don't have to take this from you.
I don't really care right now.
I don't want anymore crap out of you.
I don't.
I got him.
I hope the day is as beautiful as you are.
I just want to be left alone for now, please.
I know you can hear me.
I really don't have the energy for this right now.
I'll be back later, yeah.
I'll handle it.
I'll knock you straight back to the gutter.
I'll see you in hell.
I'll tell you in two.
I'm done with you.
I'm going back to sleep.
I'm just going to pretend you're not here.
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
I'm not listening to anymore of your idiocy.
I'm not playing this game.
I'm sorry, I'm a I'm a little tired, I think.
I've had better days.
I've heard enough out of you.
Idiot.
If you've got something to say, say it.
Is it too much to ask that you ride with me?
Is that it?
Just remember who you're talking to.
Keep up the good work.
Listen. Next time, listen.
Look at these God damn fools.
Looks like a decent kill.
Looks like you had a good day.
Ma'am.
My boy.
My dear, there are urgent matters that require your attention in my tent.
My lady.
Nobody. Is looking for something so much as the American people.
Now as I was saying.
Now know your damn place.
Now, can we please continue with the business in hand?
Now, if you're prepared to behave yourself, let's get back on our way.
Ohh my good God.
Ohh my spirits couldn't be higher.
Ohh shut up.
Ohh, great, you're back.
Ohh, I hope you've changed your attitude.
Ohh, you really pick your moments, don't you?
Ohh. Be quiet.
Remember that. All of you. Remember that.
See now you cross the line.
Shit.
Show some damn respect.
So you were saying?
Something very big.
Stop acting like a spoiled child.
Stop being an idiot.
Stop trying to be clever.
Strong words from a man dressed like an idiot.
Thank you.
That is a good size. Well done.
That's enough now.
That's my boy.
They won't catch me. They won't catch me. And I promise.
This ends right here.
This is only gonna end with you dead.
This is under control, God damn it.
This is what you want.
This seems like a very bad idea.
This world. Is unkind. But it won't break me. Not while I have you by my side.
This. Is fine country. Rich. Country.
Ungrateful bastard.
Wait, let me get a better look at you.
Was that worth it?
We are gonna be free.
Well, look at that. I haven't seen one of those in years.
Well, that didn't take long.
Well, you made quite the fool of yourself.
What are you doing in here?
What the hell are you doing?
What's your problem?
Where is that son of a bitch?
Where was I?
Who do you think you are?
Whoa.
Why are you giving me that look?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why don't you do us all a favor and get out of here?
Why don't you get out there and make yourself useful?
Why don't you leave her alone?
Why don't you put that back in your pants?
Will you clean yourself up? You're filthy.
Will you get away from me?
Will you leave it for once?
Yes, it is.
Yes.
You can play the big man with them, but it don't work on me.
You couldn't stay out of trouble for 5 minutes.
You disobeyed me.
You don't know who you're dealing with.
You have got to keep faith. You've got to. Now I know. I know.
You have my full attention, sweetheart.
You need to get your head right.
You never know when to let it go, do you?
You think you can live by your own rules?
You want me to teach you a lesson you won't forget?
You'd be nothing without me.
You'd be well advised to stay out of my way.
You'll be able to do some damage with that.
You're a constant disappointment.
You're not funny. Never have been.
You're nothing but 1/2 brain thug.
30. Fiji, Australia.

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