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At Home With English ft. Greg Thomson Soundboard

"At Home With English" is an 8-episode series of strangely entertaining and hypnotic vignettes that even English speakers can appreciate (usually at 2am and drunk). Greg Thompson, the mastermind behind the public access show, wrote, produced, and starred in this series. AHWE is an instructional program intended for non-English speakers and ESL students.

A big beautiful expensive car.
A big house and lots of clothes.
A Mercedes-Benz a limousine. You must really be dreaming. Those cars are very expensive. We don't have that much money. Would you buy a Jaguar if we had enough money? Sure I would.
A watch and some other things, and you haven't always given them back to me. I'm upsetting you, I don't want to upset you and you want to borrow more. Forget it.
Ah, I found the insurance papers.
Ah, I've won. You have. How did you win? Well look, you're right, good playing thanks, but you've still won most of the games tonight. Well, yes, I have. But you won that hard game last night. That...
All give me a holy stop singing. Fine, I like singing you sang yesterday and you sang the day before. In fact, you've sung almost every day this month. It's too much. Gee, I'm sorry.
All of it all the money, the lawyer said yes. All of it, isn't it amazing?
And 2nd.
And a Jaguar. We would have enough money to buy lots of clothes.
And all these clothes. You're right.
And Are you sure you wouldn't really prefer a cart? That basket looks as if it's about to break. Whoops No, it's no problem. I'll be all right, all right Superman. Well, we're finished here. Let's ...
And besides, would we really be happier if we had all of those things?
And even if I had known her well, why would she have left me much anyway?
And have a chauffeur to drive it, a Jaguar.
And her other friends don't see as much.
And I lent you my radio last week and you still have that too, but I'm still listening to it, and I've lent you money a shovel.
And I put them in a bowl. And mix them to make batter I see. Then I put the batter in a greased baking pan. And bake it in the oven. Did you make that cake? This cake.
And I'm standing today. Have you always stood when you could sit? Yes I have. I like it.
And if it were money that she left you, we could eat a meal in a restaurant, in her memory. Or we could buy something nice to remember her by.
And if we had enough money, we could buy a big beautiful house.
And if we weren't living in this expensive house, we would have more money to help people like the poor, the sick and the hungry.
And one can of tomato soup. And shall I get a can of lentil soup too? Wait, are you about to get that brand? Why yes, what's wrong? Let me check the ingredients first.
And our car. It doesn't mean much gas.
And the taxes on our new small house are really low.
And then I went. What do you see?
And there's a letter from a lawyer. Do you think this could be a bill?
And will I buy more days on which to wear those clothes, don't be silly.
And.
And. You'll wear those rags that you're wearing now until you're old and Gray.
Applications interviews I sought a new job once. It was not easy either.
Are they my size? I don't know.
Are you going to freeze that food? Yes, I am, why? I don't want to eat the pie right now and I already have too much meat in my refrigerator to eat this. Don't you think you might have too much in ...
Are you OK? Yes, but my hands hurt. I hung here for almost a minute.
Are you spinning atop? Yes, I am. I haven't spun one of these since I was a boy. Did you do that a lot?
Are you sure I should come so early? I've come at 6:00 o'clock before to find the door locked and you still at work. But you came at 6:00 o'clock last Monday, and I was here. But that was a holiday...
Are you sure you'll be all right carrying that basket? Don't you want to get a cart?
Are you writing a letter? Yes, I am. I'm writing a letter to my father. Do you write to him often? Yes, I write to him every week. How many times have you written to him this month? I've written to...
Aren't we happy now? Ohh yes.
Aren't you? Yes I am.
Because I like to lie on the sofa. I've always lain on a sofa when I've watched TV.
Because if we hired 1.
Because we don't have any.
Before all the money is in our bank account.
Besides, what is the problem with meeting the lawyer?
Bill said that he doesn't feel very comfortable here.
Bring me the first week. Yeah, come on.
But don't worry, I have experience.
But I didn't know my aunt well, so I'm sure she didn't leave me much.
But I wonder how life would be if we had them.
But if we had enough money.
But if we had enough money.
But it's made me hungry. I have an apple.
But last week I had dreamt I eat a cow a cow.
But shouldn't we save it?
But still I do think about it sometimes. We did have a lot of fun, didn't we? Yes. We did. Hi Maria We're going to go change clothes and could you please bring us coffee on the veranda? Yes.
But we didn't communicate with each other, so I didn't expect it.
But why do we need huge clauses?
But you're right. We don't see them much now, do we?
Can you come? Yes, I'd be happy to. What time? Can you come at 6:00 o'clock? 6:00 o'clock
Catch the ball. I caught it.
Caught it well thanks. I have practice.
Chicken. And some corn. Last week I froze some strawberries too. Oh no, my foot, Ouch. My nose, oh. What are you doing? I'm cutting wood. I want to make a table.
Choose another. The white one with the blue stripes.
Come on in. We'll watch some TV.
Could he be advertising?
Could somebody be sued? Why would anybody want to do that?
Did something bad happen? Did did somebody die?
Did you find out? Yes. It's 2:00 o'clock. But she didn't speak English. She spoke Spanish. So I asked her in Spanish, Spanish, do you speak Spanish? Yes. I can speak a little Spanish. I didn't know...
Did you hurt yourself? Yes I did. I banged my knee on this table. It's right in the middle of the room. That's a bad place for it. Have you heard yourself on it before? Yes.
Did you sit in the chair yesterday? No, I sat on the sofa.
Do you ever think back to the days when we were poor? Yes, sometimes. I'm glad we don't live that way now.
Do you feed them often? I feed them every week.
Do you have much experience seeking jobs? Yes, I've sought jobs many times before. It's not easy, but I know how to do it.
Do you miss them? Yes, I do.
Do you remember the applesauce I made last December? Was it good?
Do you remember what we wished for?
Do you swim here often? Yes I do. I've already swum here three times this week. Really, that's a lot. I swam here yesterday, but I didn't see you. That's right, I didn't swim yesterday. I was shopp...
Do you think I should even bother to meet this lawyer? Yes, I do. She may have left you a blanket or a chair or $25.00, but it would be nice to have something to remember her by.
Do you want some help? Sure.
Eggs. And butter.
Excuse me, could you please tell me what time it is? Perdon no ablo English.
First I put charcoal in the grill. Then I put lighter fluid.
First of all. Nobody has any reason to sue us.
First they called my friend's name. Then my friend went to the front of the room and a man asked him to raise his right hand and swear how did he swear? Well, he swore like this. He raised his righ...
Gosh, what happened? Why are you weeping?
Have more than one Gee, thanks. Now how many have you kept? I have
Have you given back my book yet? Yes, I have. Well, I can't find it. When did you give it back to me? I gave it back to you on Tuesday. What did you do with it after that? Ohh I remember I gave it ...
Have you noticed that we don't see Bill and France as much anymore?
Have you sat on the sofa many times this week? No, I haven't. I've sat on it only three times this week.
Have your shorts ever cost that much before? No, they haven't. Do you think these shorts cost too much? No, I don't think so. They look good, so I think they're worth it.
Haven't you ever wept cutting onions? Sure, I cut some onions last week and wept, but it's no big deal.
He slept badly at home last night. So he's sleeping here now. How long has he slept? He's slept for three hours. What are you doing? Sweeping the wall is it very dirty. Yes it is. I've swept it thr...
He stole my record player. And my TV. No, we can't watch TV. This is terrible. Why me nobody has ever stolen anything from me before? I'm not rich. You'd better call the police. Oh, you're right.
Here it is and I bequeath the remainder of my estate to my nephew who I believe has a good heart. That's nice of her. But the remainder of her estate, after she has given things to others that won'...
Here you are. I don't have the exact change. Well, let's onesie be OK. You'll be fine. Thank you. OK, muscles you'll be able to carry those bags to the car, won't you? Because you're strong, aren't...
Here's the cereal I propose. We get cornflakes.
Hey come on, hurry up don't take all day I'm working as fast as I can. Well if you don't finish by 5:00 o'clock you'll have to work overtime tonight and I won't pay you because you shouldn't finish...
Hey, my friend was in your class for two months last year. You taught her English in the morning. Was she in the beginning group or the advanced group? I'm not sure but her English is pretty good n...
Hey, what are you doing? I'm feeding the ducks.
Hi, what do you have there? I have some oranges. May I have one, sure? Here.
How about that brown one?
How much did they cost? They cost $35. That's a lot.
Huh, that was scary.
I am hitting the nail with the hammer. Present. I am giving the present to my friend.
I am lifting the box for you.
I am standing beside the tree. I am standing behind the tree.
I am standing next to the tree. I am standing near the tree. I am standing near the tree. I am standing far from the tree. I am walking from the tree to the car.
I am walking around the tree.
I am walking to the car. I am standing in back of the car. I am standing on the car. I am sitting in the car. I am standing in front of the House. I am standing next to the garage. I am looking thru.
I bought bread like that here last week. It's good quality. You should buy some. OK, good idea.
I built them in 20 minutes. Well have fun, thanks.
I can say I do a job or I undertake a job. What are you teaching? I'm teaching English. How many years have you taught English? Oh, I've taught English for eight years.
I chose the brown one and I chose the white one, but you didn't like them.
I didn't know.
I don't know. Well.
I don't see them, but I usually lay papers only on this table. Have you ever laid papers in another place? Well, yes. I've laid papers on the table in the other room, sometimes. Ah, check that table.
I fed them for six weeks now.
I fed them last Tuesday. And I fed them the Tuesday before.
I feel sick. I have a bad headache. Have you felt sick all day today?
I finished sawing a board. And now I'm winding up this cord a long time ago I wound cords like you are, but now I wind them around boards. Have you ever wound a cord around a board? You know, I hav...
I have some shorts here which somebody gave me. I don't need them. Would you like some? Well, yes, that's kind of you. I need another pair.
I hid $200.00 last month. And today I've hidden $150. So in all.
I hope wait a minute.
I hurt myself on it last month and two weeks ago.
I just cut this apple in half. Would you like some? Thank.
I lay on a sofa when I was a boy. And I lie on sofas now. The cup is falling.
I left at 9:00 o'clock. So you're early today, right? Now. I've left it 8:00 o'clock every morning this month, but yesterday was different. Yesterday was a holiday, so I left the House late. Oh, I ...
I like carpentry. It's good exercise. Ah.
I might even buy a limousine.
I never had a chance to do anything for her.
I only have two dresses.
I play games with him and yesterday when he was very scared and clung to my leg a lot, I took him to the park.
I rang the doorbell but no one answered. I'll ring again.
I really wear that many clothes. I can't even think about it. We both wear our clothes for so long. We don't need that many. Look at your sweater. You've had this sweater for 10 years and you wear ...
I see a person in a strange costume.
I think that if we didn't live here, they would come to see us more.
I think we're being selfish.
I think you talked about her once before a few years ago.
I want to invite you to go to the movies. I can't understand what you are saying. Say it again. I said I want to invite you to go to the movies. Now I understood that.
I was 6th St.
I was eating gallons of vanilla ice cream really. Is that the first time you've dreamt that you were eating gallons of ice cream?
I was thinking the same thing. Do you think we really ought to?
I was. On 6th St. And. I was riding my bicycle. And then I have. You've told me the same thing three times. I think you need to see a doctor.
I wish I had known about it. Well.
I wish they visited us more.
I wish we could go to Florida.
I wish we had a swimming pool. I wish we had beautiful China and silverware and glasses. Wish, wish. Wish that's all they are. They're just wishes. We have to work. We make enough money to pay our ...
I won't. This one has no onions. Shall we get a can of that? Then? Yes, let's I'll look at the list. We have everything we're finished. Let's go to the checkout line.
I wonder how I hear the mail. I wonder how many bills we have today. Ohh, don't talk about bills, I'm still dreaming about a Jaguar.
I would feel a lot more comfortable if we had our old friends back. How about you? Our new friends are OK.
I would have gone to the funeral.
I'd like to go on Saturday at 7:30. I didn't understand you. Please say it again. I'd like to go on Saturday. You've said it twice and I haven't understood you either time. Let's hang up.
I'll do it for you.
I'll do it.
I'll drive this piece of junk until we die and.
I'm digging a hole. Did you dig all of it by yourself?
I'm glad this car didn't breakdown in the supermarket parking lot. What would we have done if the car had broken down? I don't know. We wouldn't have had enough money to get the car fixed. So we wo...
I'm hiding the money. I don't want burglars to find it. You shouldn't hide it there.
I'm riding my bike, but it's late, it's hot now. It's already 11:00 o'clock. That's OK. I like the heat. When did you begin riding this morning? I began writing at 10:30, really not until 10:30. Ha...
I'm showing it. You bid it.
I'm thinking about my father. Have you thought about your mother too? Yes, I have. I thought about her yesterday.
I've always ground my apples.
I've caught a lot of balls recently because I've played baseball.
I've chosen to wear these pants. But which shirt should I choose?
I've dug lots of holes before. But it's so big an elephant could go into it. Why are you digging? That's a secret you'll see.
I've hidden $350.00. Wow. That's a lot of money. You shouldn't have it there. Where should I hide it? Don't hide it. Put it in a bank. The bank. I don't know it will be safe there. OK I will.
I've lost them. I put them on top of the car while I was opening the door. And drove away with them on top of the car.
I've shut it. Thanks, I shut it earlier, but somebody opened it.
I've wept for two minutes and I can't stop what? Why have you wept? And why can't you stop? Because I have to finish cutting these onions. Oh, and I thought it was something bad. It is.
If anybody did sue us, they couldn't get any money from us.
If I had known that she had died.
If I had taken her out to a park. If I had cooked meals for her, I could understand this. But I never did anything for her. Could you have done something that you had forgotten?
If we had a lot of money, we could buy a lot of clothes to fill them what?
If we had been writing to each other. I would have known about her death. That's sad.
If we had enough money to buy a big house.
If we still had that big expensive car, we would spend a lot of money for gas.
Is the sun shining? Yes, it is. As it shown all day. Yes it has. Did it shine yesterday? Yes it did. It's shown in the morning but not in the afternoon.
It isn't like any sandwich I've tasted before.
It might be big enough for a king to live in it.
It reminds me once I had a toothache and my cheek swelled. It really hurt until after I went to the dentist. Now watch the balloon again.
It was a wonderful restaurant. And it is fun to shop and expensive stores.
It will be all for you. And yes Maria, thank you.
It's called just so stories. Have you read The Jungle Book? Yes, I have read it. It was good.
It's cold in here. Would you shut the door, please, OK?
It's fun, but you might get hurt. I won't get hurt. A girl slid on this floor last month and got hurt but not me. I've slid on floors since I was three years old. I know how to do it. Watch.
It's shrinking. That's right.
It's shrunk a lot now. Once again, it reminds me of something what? Well, once I left a piece of cake out in a hot room. I forgot it. After two days I found it, but it was very small. It really shr...
It's swelling. OK. I'm finished.
Jelly do with it. Of course we can spend it. We can buy the things we want.
Let's go to the produce section next. Providence.
Let's save some and let's spend some.
Look at it. It's swollen a lot. Don't you think you're right?
Look at those birds. They're flying very high. Yes, they are. Where have they flown from? They've flown from the north part of the United States and where are they flying to? I don't know.
Look, one boy is floating and one boy is sinking I see. Why is that? Well. I don't know. Why don't you ask? I will.
Many people have hidden money under their mattresses, but burglars often find it. How much have you hidden there?
Maybe it was old. It sure is hot today. The temperature has risen from 76 degrees this morning to 96 degrees now. But that's not surprising. It rises like that. Every summer it rose like that last ...
Maybe she left you something really.
Maybe you should choose your clothes by yourself.
More birds flew over this place last year. There aren't so many this year. I wonder where the others are.
My friend and I were in the courtroom. And the judge and the lawyers were there too. And what happened?
Never. This is the first time. That's your problem. You must teach her to give you the Frisbee she thinks you are just playing. When you try to get it. Ohh.
No one's home.
No problem. I'll be all right.
No we don't. They don't call or come to see us often like they used to.
No, I'm not. I usually leave at this time.
No, I've drawn 2 pictures before. When did you draw them? I drew them early this morning.
No, I've run only two miles, but.
No.
No. It doesn't look right with my tie. Well, you know what you want.
No. It is heavy.
No. No way.
Nothing I guess.
Now give the Frisbee to me, come on.
Now watch this balloon.
Now we can buy a big house. A Jaguar car and lots of clothes. Let's buy them.
Now we can live the life we have always wanted to live, so let's live it look.
Now what do you mean a new car?
Now you know that we don't have enough money to buy a new car.
Oh no, I'm not dreaming but I will not believe this is happening.
Oh, I remember I forgot to put it in the refrigerator last night. When I've done that before, the milk has always stunk. I know what you mean. I left some milk out last week and it's thanked too. T...
Oh, you speak Spanish. OK. For favor Kris. Son Las dos gracias.
Ohh
Ohh give me a holler, please stop singing. Why I like singing.
Ohh help. These don't fit, they're too tight. OK, try another pair.
Ohh It's from a lawyer of an aunt I scarcely knew. My aunt Jasmine.
Ohh my arm hurts. I've held this Jack for 15 minutes. Here you hold it. I held it this morning. I don't care, I've held it too long. I want you to hold it. Where are you driving your car? I'm drivi...
OK, but I bet we have 3.
OK, here it goes.
OK, I'll meet him.
OK, I've beaten it. Yes, yes now to it. All right?
OK, please come at 7:00 o'clock. Is that better? Yes it is. I'll see you at 7:00 o'clock tomorrow night. Goodbye bye bye. There now it's your turn. Here's my play.
OK. You're right.
On the charcoal. And then. I lift the charcoal with a match. Did you light it in one place or in many places? I lit it in many places. I've always lit it in many places so it would burn in many pla...
One time I quit a job paying $5 an hour and found one paying $5.75 an hour with a nicer boss, so I know I can do it well. I can't stop. If you want to quit, do it. Clear out now. Where are the insu...
Or no, I wouldn't have gone to the funeral because I wouldn't have had any money to go to the funeral. But I would have sent some flowers. But I didn't know that she had died.
Our car and chauffeur are nice. Do we really need them? We had our old car. We wouldn't have to tell the chauffeur when and where we want to go. We were more independent. And the repairs and insura...
Our new life is beginning.
Really big. Big enough that we could have a party in one of them.
Really.
Right, I'll do it.
She lived in Houston and I lived here.
Should I wind it like this? Yes, like that. All right? I like this way of doing it.
Should we spend all of the money? Shouldn't we save some of it? Let's save some and spend some. If we save it all and we don't spend any.
So let's do it. Let's sell all of these things. OK, let's do it.
So we can do it. Let's do it.
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Take some go in there and put them on.
Thanks Jim. Please put the car in the garage.
Thanks, but I think maybe I paid too much for them.
That's true.
The chair broke.
The lawyer wants to see you.
The word undertake means the same, as do.
Then we'll spend the rest of our lives in that dump.
There is a gas bill. There is a credit card bill.
There's a chair, why don't you sit? No, I like to stand. I stood yesterday.
They don't fit. They're too big. Well, all the others are the same. These shorts just haven't fit. They're too big or too small, too tight or too loose. You're right, I'm sorry, but when I was at t...
They're nice people. I didn't mean that they weren't nice people. I just mean that I wouldn't say some things to them that I could say to our old friends. Yes, I understand, but that's the rich life.
This is our name on the bill, isn't it? Why don't you?
This is the bread section. What kind of bread shall we choose? They have white. Why don't wheat and pumpernickel? I think coral reef is the most nutritious. I suggest we get that. And I'd like to g...
This is the simple life and it's the life for us.
This simple life is great. And how about these clothes? We feel really comfortable in these clothes. If you still had all those, uh, dresses and shoes, you wouldn't feel this comfortable.
Throw the ball here, OK? You threw the ball well, thanks, I've thrown the ball a lot recently.
To see often, cling to your leg. Yes he does. He's clung to my leg a lot in the last few days because his mother hasn't been home much recently and he's afraid to be alone. What do you do to help him?
Two dozen shirts. 20 pairs of pants, a dozen skirts and well.
Until then I won't do anything different.
Wait a minute. I lent you $7.00 last week and you still have it, but I'll give it to you.
Wait, withdraw both the nails. I've withdrawn both the nails. No, you haven't look you withdrew 1 nail but not the other. Ah, you're right.
Water. Sugar.
We are.
We could buy a new house. We could even have 3 bedrooms. 3 bedrooms we could have. 7 bedrooms. And there could be an exercise room.
We could do that if we weren't spending so much money on the House, the car and these clothes.
We could have 7 bedrooms with huge closets.
We could keep on like this.
We couldn't hire a lawyer.
We couldn't pay him.
We have a home. It's old and it's small, but it's a place to live.
We haven't hired a lawyer.
We really don't need this big house fancy car.
We see different people now than we would see if we lived the way we did before. But we don't have to live like that. If we lived the way that we used to, we wouldn't have to worry about what we wo...
We still had that big expensive house. Our taxes would be four times as much.
We would be happier if we sold it.
We would see them more, wouldn't we? Save a lot of money. You're right, we would.
We would.
We'd be back with our old friends.
We'll drive the Mercedes-Benz tonight.
Well hello, did you sleep well, yes I did. But I dreamt.
Well, Are you sure this isn't a dream?
Well, I guessed 3 bills, but there are only two.
Well, I suppose the children would like it if we got it, but I wouldn't. It tastes like paper.
Well, it's the first time I've dreamt I was eating ice cream.
Well, let me read the part of the will that applies to you.
Well, OK.
Well, we can afford it. We have the money. Right, But I'm worried about the future. We could be saving money for our old age instead of spending it on this high living.
Well.
Well. I hadn't noticed.
Well. She has died. Oh, that's too bad.
What a beautiful house. Has always wanted.
What a mess. Did the person steal anything? I yes.
What are they doing? They're fighting, that's terrible. Are you going to stop them? Well, they're brothers and they're having fun. Don't worry, they won't hurt each other. How long have they been f...
What are we get there? I don't remember all the good the list. We'll need cabbage, cucumber, radishes, apples and plums. OK, let's go. I'll get the fruit and you get the vegetables. OK, OK.
What are you cooking? I'm cooking chicken and steak on a grill. It smells good. Tell me how did you start the fire this fire?
What are you doing? I'm filling out a job application. You were seeking a job. I didn't know that.
What are you doing? I'm grinding apples. Why are you doing that? I want to make applesauce. But you can buy applesauce and cans at the store, I know, but the applesauce tastes better if I grind the...
What are you doing? I'm paying bills. Have you paid many bills this week?
What are you doing? I'm sitting in the chair.
What are you doing? What did you say? What are you doing? Please say it again. I said what are you doing? I can't hear you. I've said it two times. I'm not going to say it again.
What are you making? I'm making a cake. How do you do that? I take flour.
What are you thinking about? I'm thinking about my father.
What did you find? Wow, I found $2.00. You are lucky. Yes, I've never found $2.00 before. Have you ever found any money before? Yes, I have. I often find a little money, but I've never found this m...
What do we get here? We're going to get two cans of mushroom soup.
What happened to you? I had an accident, well tell me about it. I was riding my bicycle 6th St and I yes.
What happened?
What is this?
What kind of a car would you buy?
What shall we get then? Could you get some brand cereal? Yes, that would be good. Let me get some of that. By the way, isn't that basket getting a little heavy? Isn't it going to hurt your arm if y...
What time is it now? It's 8:00 o'clock. What time did you leave yesterday?
What time is it? I don't know. Why don't you ask that person over there? OK.
What we said we would do if we had enough money. Well now. This is one time in our life that we have enough money.
What's the matter? This dog brought the Frisbee to me, but she won't give it to me. How many times has she brought the Frisbee before?
What's wrong? This milk stinks really. Why is it too old? I don't know.
When did you last have them? I last had them when I went to the store and. Ohh no.
When did you lose them? I lost them this morning. Well, you ought to go back to the store parking lot and look for the. I've lost things before and found them. I lost a notebook last year and when ...
When did you read it? I read it last year.
When do you want to go to the movies?
Where are you going? I'm going to my car. Why are you going to your car to get my sunglasses? You're always going to your car. You went to your car 10 minutes ago. Why did you go to your car? You p...
Where did I put my briefcase? You put it behind the chair, all right? Have you put it behind the chair before? Yes, I have put it there often. Now I'm putting it on the table.
Whoa. I might buy a Jaguar. Or a Mercedes-Benz?
Why are we going to the supermarket today? Because we don't have enough food in the house and we are going to need more for dinner tomorrow.
Why are you putting money under your mattress?
Why are you running? I'm running for exercise. Where did you run yesterday? I ran in the park. Have you run far today?
Will you eat cornflakes if I get them? Yes I will and we will need one other kind of cereal. How about tough tweet?
Wow. Have any chairs ever broken under you before no. This is the first time a chair has broken under me. Why did it break?
Yeah, hey all right? What happened? My team beat the other team really. Yes, they've beaten every team they've played this year. Wow, I think they could beat any team if they play like they played ...
Yeah. I made it. It looks good for how many years have you made cake? I've made cakes since I was a boy.
Yes I have. Did you feel sick yesterday? No, I only felt sick last night. And I felt sick all day today. You should see a doctor.
Yes I will. I've quit jobs before and found better ones.
Yes it is.
Yes they are.
Yes we could.
Yes, I've paid a lot of bills this week. I paid the telephone bill on Monday. And I'm paying the electric and gas bills today.
Yes, it was delicious well. I ground the apples for that. Applesauce. OK, I think you're right.
Yes, it was hard, but I dug all of it. How long have you been digging? I've been digging for three days.
Yes, it's very strange. Have you ever seen a costume like that before? No, I haven't have you. Well, I saw someone wearing a gorilla costume once. That was strange.
Yes, my friends and I spun tops a lot, sometimes weed spin too.
Yes, that's true.
Yes, yes, another bite. Bite it again.
Yes, you're right.
Yes.
Yes. I know what you mean. I guess. I miss that too.
You already told me that. Sorry. I'm confused.
You can choose what you want to wear every day.
You can set your boxes and bags on the ground. What you might drop your boxes and bags. You should set them on the ground OK.
You could have 40 dresses.
You dreamt you ate it a whole cow. Yes. It's crazy, isn't it? It sure is. You dream a lot, don't you?
You know I love this house. But I think we ought to sell it and buy a smaller house.
You know?
You know? This House is costing us a lot of money. The taxes on it are $8000 a year. I know. And the electric bills aren't cheap either.
You know? We've given a lot of money to the poor this year. Could we have given so much money to the poor if we still had that expensive House and that big expensive car? No, no way.
You said. OK.
You sang yesterday and you sang the day before. In fact, you've sung almost every day this month. It's too much. I'm sorry.
You took it. Now you know, isn't it good?
You were right.
You're at was a fine woman. Yes, I think she was. I wish I knew more about her. But she lived far away and we didn't write to each other. Well, she was a very quiet person but she was very smart an...
You're fast, have you cut wood much before? Yes, I've cut lots of wood.
You're in your aunts will.
You're right, but it still isn't comfortable.
You're right. Why would a lawyer send us a letter?
You're still dream.
You've hurt yourself a lot on it. You should move it to the side, then you won't hurt yourself.
Your work is finished for today.
3 pairs of pants, 2 skirts, 5 shirts, and maybe 5 pairs of shoes and you don't have many clothes either. So why do we need huge closets?
20 pairs of shoes.
1245 oranges So enjoy your four oranges, four, wait a minute. You gave me only three. But I have nine oranges. And I kept 5. So you must have 4. But I don't. I have 3. 3 + 5. Equals 8.

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