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Samuel Whitcomb Hyde (born April 16, 1985) is an American comedian, writer, performance artist, actor and boxer. He co-founded the sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme with Charls Carroll and Nick Rochefort. Hyde is known for his involvement in several public pranks and internet hoaxes. His transgressive style has garnered public controversy and he has frequently been associated with the alt-right.

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A problem would kill both of you and then kill myself.
Alright, now let me illuminate you as to an important concept that may or may not save your life one day.
Casual pill takers 420 tokers.
Casual pill takers, 420 tokers. People obsessed with drinking. People obsessed with preening and primping themselves.
Fuck.
Generally a mega assload of the lowest common denominator. OK.
Giving her kisses and making her happy.
Here's my take on the whole college thing. When you get there, no matter where you go, OK, it doesn't matter. Art school, Big University, State School, Ivy League, wherever you're going to be. Surr...
I am a tactical warrior.
I believe that she will win. I believe that she will win. I. Who Will Win?
I don't know, it sounds similar.
I wanna fuck you on the hood of your car.
I want these people to feel despair.
I'm a big man.
I'm a tactical warrior.
I'm gonna make you suck my Dick.
I'm sorry, but I have to film myself praying for my church website.
Is that the same? Ohhh.
It's against the law. Well, get used to it.
It's really funny. Wow, you are a comedian.
Listen to me, God damn it.
Look at me.
Loving my mom is my favorite thing.
No, and realized I'm going to stop him and become obsessed. And then and where his makeup and distresses and he was a skin as a coach like the ancient divers did.
No, whoa.
Nobody messes with me.
Ohh.
Ohhh, you know it's not. You know that. Hassan Parker, I'm trying to tell you in Los Angeles at your house.
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So I'm on this website called how to be a good child and loveyourmother.com.
That I made $25,000 betting on Trump.
The sexual energies in play inside the human body will amaze you.
There's a lot more where that came from.
This is a communique from terrorist leader. Giorgio.
Well, what do we have here?
What do we have here?
You like black people? No, you don't.
You want to get high.
You're going down.
You're straight up idiot.

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