Harry Potter Philosopher Stone Soundboard Edit

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat an

A car crash a car crash killed lily and james potter

A few years ago there was a one wizard who went as bad

After all he who must not be named did great things ter

Ah hagrid! the usual i presume

Ah professor i would trust hagrid with my life

Ah right then hmm right okay gryffindor!

Ain't a soul knows how except for me and dumbledore

Ain't no one gonna get past fluffy

Alas! earwax

All i ask is for something in return

All right percy you first

All right there harry

Alohomora

Alohomora standard book of spells chapter seven

Alohomora!

Alright harry you take the empty bishop's square

Alright what are the 3 most crucial ingredients in a fo

Also our caretaker mr filch has asked me to remind you

And between you and me that is saying something

And did he seem interested in fluffy well of course he

And does mr harry potter have his key

And finally it takes a great deal of bravery to stand u

And now as i understand it the house cup needs awarding

And slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses n

And smile!

And the boy hagrid is bringing him

And the points stand thus in fourth place gryffindor wi

And then if you please she went and got herself blown u

And third to mr harry potter for pure nerve and outstan

And to ensure it doesn't happen again all four of you w

And to think i've been worrying about my potions final

And trust me if snape's cloak hadn't caught fire and br

Another 10 points to gryffindor!

Another year gone

Any rule breaking and you will lose points

Anyone here my sweet

Anyone that stood up to him ended up dead

Anything off the trolley dears no thanks i'm all set

Apparently not

Are the rumors true albus

Are you okay yeah i'm fine

Are you sure that's a real spell well it's not very goo

As long as dumbledore is around harry you're safe

As long as dumbledore is around you can't be touched

As such i don't expect many of you to appreciate the su

Assuming that my calculations are correct i believe tha

At the end of the year the house with the most points i

Back again harry

Be that as it may it was an extremely foolish thing to

Bertie bott's every flavor beans

Bertie bott's every flavor beans they mean every flavor

Besides according to professor mcgonagall we're to be g

Best do it at a bit of a run if you're nervous good luc

Best not to mention this to anyone harry

Bit early for mail isn't it but i never get mail let's

Bless my soul it's harry potter!

Bletchley passes to captain marcus flint

Blimey harry didn't you ever wonder where your mum and

Blimey is that the time

Blimey you're not still on about him are you

Blown up you told me my parents died in a car crash

Bludger nasty little buggers

But before you can take your seats you must be sorted i

But everyone knows its the dark arts he fancies he's be

But hagrid how am i to pay for all this i haven't any m

But hagrid how did you get one

But hagrid we're not allowed to do magic away from hogw

But hagrid whatever fluffy's guarding snape's trying to

But he doesn't understand i'm never alone never

But he got himself bitten that's why he's limping

But he's weak he's living off the unicorns

But i think i could be safe with a nice toffee

But nobody lived once he decided to kill them

But one thing's absolutely certain something about you

But remember this harry

But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year'

But that day during the quidditch match snape tried to

But then flamel he'll die won't he

But where to put you

But who would choose such a life can you think of no on

But why am i famous hagrid all those people back there

But why would anyone go near that dog

Can you hear me it's just i've never talked to a snake

Can you imagine the look on old mcgonagall's face if we

Can't make any promises of course rough game quidditch

Can't tell you harry hogwarts business very secret

Careful now it's coming back

Castle to e4!

Catch the key!

Caveat smeltonia

Change of plans my parents decided to go to romania to

Check

Come back down this instant!

Come here potter! now!

Come on

Come on fang

Come on harry one minute

Come on hermione!

Come on now hurry up you'll be late train's leaving go

Come on now i'm a bit preoccupied today

Come on! come! come look it's my parents!

Come on! platform 9 and 3 quarters this way

Curious very curious

Dad look! harry's got a letter! hey give it back! it's

Daddy's gone mad hasn't he

Dear mr potter we are pleased to inform you that you ha

Devil's snare devil's snare it's deadly fun but will su

Did you hear that

Did you see his face maybe if the fat lump had given th

Didn't think your mum and dad will leave you with nothi

Dismal once again my request to join the headless hunt

Do something! what anything!

Do you like yours ron ron

Do you mean to say that thing that killed the unicorn t

Do you really think it's safe leaving him with these pe

Do you think it wise to trust hagrid with something as

Do you wanna stop snape from getting that stone or not

Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here

Does it seem a bit quiet to you

Does that mean with the stone gone that is that voldemo

Don't be a fool why suffer an horrific death when you c

Don't you see we had it wrong

Dry up dursley you great prune

Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the

Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard i've got about

Essential bit of equipment harry

Even with snape muttering his little countercurse

Everyone out of the way!

Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick c

Everyone will please not panic!

Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground whil

Exactly

Excuse me professor perhaps i heard you wrong

Excuse me who are you

Eye of rabbit harp string hum

Eye of rabbit harp string hum turn this water into rum

Famous fire eaters fifteenth century fiends

Fearfully fascinating subject

Feels strange to be going home doesn't it

Filch is gone probably thinks this door's locked it was

Fine day sunday in my opinion best day of the week

Fine just so you know he's a bloody coward

Five points will be awarded to each of you for sheer du

Five points will be taken from gryffindor for your seri

Flamel nicholas flamel where are you

Fluffy that thing has a name of course he's got a name

Follow me everyone keep up quickly come on

Follow me!

Fool get the stone!

For example oculus reparo that's better isn't it

For the discovery of the twelve uses of dragon blood an

For your information potter asphodel and wormwood make

George sweared he got a bogey flavoured one once!

Get off! they're my letters! let go of me!

Give it a wave

Give it here malfoy

Give it here or i'll knock you off your broom!

Give me that!

Give me that! give me that letter!

Go get the post go!

Go go go go!

Go on on with you on with you now

Good afternoon class

Good afternoon harry

Good afternoon madam hooch

Good evening

Good evening professor dumbledore

Good luck harry potter

Good luck today potter

Good of you to get us out of trouble like that

Good oh and enunciate

Good you can help harry then

Gryffindor!

Gryffindors follow me please keep up thank you

Gryffindors keep up please and stay alert

Guarding something that's right

Ha! another weasley! i know just what to do with you

Ha! here's the little devil

Hagrid

Hagrid always wanted a dragon he told me so the first t

Hagrid we know he's after the stone we just don't know

Hagrid what exactly are these things

Happy christmas

Happy christmas harry

Happy christmas ron

Harry do you know why professor quirrell couldn't bear

Harry do you think this mirror shows the future how can

Harry i know what you're thinking but don't

Harry it's you that has to go on i know it not me not h

Harry no way! you heard what madam hooch said

Harry potter

Harry potter can't tell you how pleased i am to meet yo

Harry potter! follow me

Harry this is professor quirrell he will be your defens

Harry wake up! come on harry wake up!

Harry what is it

Harry you never told me your father was a seeker too i

Harry!

Harry! harry! happy birthday

Has anyone seen a toad a boy named neville's lost one n

Have a lovely day at the office dear

Have it your way then

He of course never trusted me again he rarely left me a

He received an urgent owl from the ministry of magic an

He said it was hogwarts business very secret

He will not be going there! we swore when we took him i

He'll have to be trained up a bit of course

He'll not be going

He's boring

He's going to go and look in the library for informatio

He's going to sacrifice himself

He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizar

He's not relaxing is he apparently not

Hello harry hey hagrid

Hello hello

Hello norbert

Hello professor i didn't see you there

Hello sir nicholas have a nice summer

Hello there firenze see you've met our young mr potter

Hello! how are you welcome to gryffindor

Hello! welcome to hogwarts' first quidditch game of the

Help!

Hermione granger

Hermione move!

Hermione never better

Hermione where are you

Hermione you'll be the queen side castle

Hermione!

Hey he's gone! well you can't expect him to hang around

Hey look! neville's got a remembrall

Hey pea brain!

Hey ron! somebody broke into gringotts

Hmm difficult very difficult

Hogwarts teacher or not i know a spell when i see one i