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A giga MOP 3 billion with all the extras.
A huge, gigantic commence bow bow. Bonus if we get the fires out quickly. That'd be a bonus.
A nasty creep named Erwin Clang. Typical megalomaniac. Hates chocolates and kittens. And only child, I think.
A nasty creep named Erwin Crackley. Typical megalomaniac. Hates chocolates and kittens and only child, I think.
A nasty creep named Erwin. Typical megalomaniac. Hates chocolates and kittens and only child, I think.
A nasty creep named Irwin Klang. Typical mega maniac hates chocolates and kittens. And only child, I think.
A nasty creep named Irwin. Typical megalomaniac. Hates chocolate and kittens and only child, I think.
Actually, in the spectral realm, siphons are much more vulnerable. If you can knock something suitably large into the vortex, it should knock it out completely.
And nasty creep named Erwin Crackley. Typical megalomaniac. Hates chocolates and kittens. And only child, I think.
And the quarterback is toast.
And there's a sick bag in the glove box, FYI.
And this is not good. This is so seriously, indisputably, unbelievably not good. Pac-Man, the whole of the spectral realm is collapsing.
Any place can be siphoned from in principle, and there are plenty of places easier to set up and maintain delicate machinery than these mountains. They're just has to be a reason to siphon here spe...
Anyway, carry along this path Pac-Man. There should be another siphon in this area.
Attack my outpost, huh? Never again.
Because you escaped from there, right?
Because you escaped from there, right?
Blow it up, then take out all the guards and find an access terminal. You need to hack the machine to shut it down.
Can you hear me out? Post calling, yellow fella, repeat, can you hear me?
Can you help Pacman once he's inside the fortress?
Could that be true, I wonder?
Darwin is repeating the mistake the Ancients themselves made so many years ago, breaching the meniscus of the spectral realm. Except he's doing it on purpose.
Did you make a new friend, Pac-Man?
Don't dilly, dally, Pac-Man. I'm getting reports of a bigger siphon. Erwin must have hidden it inside the mouth.
Don't expect the spectral realm to conform to your real world expectations, Pac-Man.
Don't overclock it. Meltdown at 4.6 giga Rev.
Eject, eject she's gonna blow.
Enough history already, there's work to be done.
Exactly. It simply wasn't safe to port you right next to it. Pac-Man, the auxiliary gyro Toid, is acting up. And As for the third ulterior EXO probe, I think it's on its last legs.
Expunction 31 Battle Medal is robust, easy to clean and gives a lovely finish.
Find the ghost, actually. But yeah, rocket.
Find the red plates, charge all the crystals and turn.
Find the red plates, charge all the crystals, attack.
For starters, Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde have disappeared. I feel the worst. I want you to go to the spectral realm and check things out.
Frankly, you could do with the exercise, Pac-Man, you're starting to look even more spherical than usual.
Frankly, you could do with the exercise, Pac-Man, you're starting to look even more spherical than usual.
Frankly, you could do with the exercise, Pac-Man, you're starting to look even more spherical than usual.
From within the spectral realm, a siphon effect would be seen as a quasi pseudo distortion of its atomic fabric. In layman's terms, Swarley Pacman find that swirling Ness.
Get your game face on Pac-Man. I'm detecting a surge in spectral activity in your area.
Get your game face on Pac-Man. I'm detecting a surge in the spectral activity in your area.
Good timing. There's trouble at gogeta. Hold on to your dots.
Good work, Pac-Man. Now onward to the siphon.
Good. But before that, I want you to help me calibrate talkman.
He may be right, Pac-Man. It may be a trap.
He's right, Pac-Man. The world will survive, but it'll be as dark as deep winter for years on end, and no one will be safe from the spectral monsters.
He's right, Pac-Man. The world will survive, but it'll be as dark as deep winter for years on end, and no one will be safe from the spectral monsters.
Heaven's no shoddy craftsmanship like that. It all belongs to Erwin. He's building spectral siphons all over the place. Keep stockpiling raw materials. I'd like you to disrupt distress and otherwis...
Heaven's no shoddy Crescent ship like that. It all belongs to Erwin. He's building spectral siphons all over the place. Keep stockpiling raw materials. I'd like you to disrupt distress and otherwis...
High up in the Crackstone Mountains, I've no idea why Irwin would want to build siphons here. The one in Goka made a kind of sense as the fabric between real and spectral worlds is thin there. But ...
Hmm, response times up 3%.
Hurry Pac-Man that bombs on a short fuse.
I believe so. You know, I didn't think the two worlds could come this close together and still survive. It must be near the end. We must stop Erwin now.
I believe so. You know, I didn't think the two worlds could come this close together and still survive. It must be near the end. We must stop Erwin now.
I can't believe it. Is the world doomed?
I can't watch. I can barely listen. Where's the off switch?
I don't think so. I have need of somebody handy with them up here at the outpost. Someone who, though he was only an ordinary janitor, stood up for what he believed in. What do you say?
I had pinpoint control of the Porter until you squirmed. I would port you again, but I can't lock on where are you?
I have no idea, Pac-Man, but I'm sure there's more to this than first appears. Just watch yourself. Irwin is becoming more unhinged by the minute. It's typical behavior from a socially inept would ...
I hear something. A ticking noise from above you, as if there were some huge, immense, gigantic bow.
I know he sounds like a gibbering idiot, but there might be something in what he says. I believe he did escape the fortress after all.
I like your style, Pac-Man. You're not too far away from the inner compound now and the spectral sipu.
I miss this place. Sadly, the spectral realm and machinery just don't go together. My experiments all went wrong. It was a mess, so I decided to move somewhere more substantial.
I think I hear a clicking in the shoulder. Rotary oscillate.
I think that's it guys. You better bring her on home.
I'm getting spectral readings in this area, Pac-Man.
I'm guessing that you can't see the approaching horde from there. Irwin's army is on its way, Pac-Man.
I'm located quite Pac-Man. He's being held somewhere in this room. I'd better find him before this place collapses entirely.
I'm nasty creep named Erwin Clang. Typical megalomaniac. Hates chocolate and kittens and only child, I think.
I'm sure there are many things you don't understand, Pac-Man, but go ahead.
I've located client Pac-Man. He's being held somewhere in this realm. It'd be better to find him before this place collapses entirely.
I've lost contact with my friends, Pac-Man. I need you to track them down. Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde. I'm sure you remember.
I've lost contact with my friends, Pac-Man. I need you to track them down. Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde. I'm sure you remember.
If my calculations are correct, and they are, you're in the spectral realm, just as planned.
Indeed not. This has been here for, well, my instruments suggest a very long time. The ancients didn't want just anyone wandering around here, I guess.
Indeed not. This has been here for, well, my instruments suggest a very long time. The Ancients just didn't want anyone wandering around here, I guess.
Irwin is repeating the mistake the Ancients themselves made so many years ago, breaching the meniscus of the spectral realm. Except he's doing it on purpose.
Irwin is repeating the mistake the Ancients themselves made so many years ago, breaching the meniscus of the spectral realm. Except he's doing it on purpose.
Irwin was never one to think small.
Is that clear? You shouldn't rush to judgments Pac-Man. Teleportation is not so easy.
Is that clear? You shouldn't rush to judgments, Pac-Man teleportation is not so easy.
It gets worse with every second you've got to hurry Pac-Man homes that could be home for US ghosts much longer.
It looks different to everyone who comes here, Pac-Man. It reacts to expectation. You see, it's really a sea of potential, which is probably why it makes such a tempting target for that power hungry.
It looks like some of these windmills are rather dilapidated, Pac-Man. It looks like they provide power for the ropeways, so you'll have to fix them to get around the village.
It looks like you're going to have to go right through the mountain, but keep on your toes, Pac-Man. Somehow I don't think Irwin's going to make this easy for you.
It may already be too late.
It says here undo screws ABC and D then. It's a little picture of a duck. No, wait, it's a humanoid. He's pressing the huge button to deactivate the bomb.
It says here undo screws, AB&C. Then it's a little picture of a duck. No, wait, it's a humanoid. He's pressing the huge button to deactivate the bomb.
It seems not Pac-Man. This huge energy reading I'm seeing here. It has to be Erwin. Plus the spectral realm is still degrading. Something's not right.
It seems that Irwin's little siphoning experiments have been having an adverse impact on meteorological outpourings in your proximity, Pac-Man.
It's a fairly standard mechanism. Pac-Man, Rev roll plates, big stuff, moves. You know the score.
It's a fairly standard mechanism. Pac-Man, Rev roll plates, big stuff, moves. You know the score.
It's bad Pac-Man. Let's just say he threatens pacland, the spectral realm, the rest of the world, and everything else as well.
It's our home too. Now can you see why I need your help? I don't know exactly what Irwin's up to, but it involves my home, which is why I'm in a seriously bad mood. Come and find me at the outpost....
It's our home, too. Now can you see why I need your help? I don't know exactly what Irwin's up to, but it involves my home, which is why I'm in a seriously bad mood. Come and find me at the outpost...
It's so sad to see this place falling apart. I had a fine life here as a young ghost. I learned basic levitation scaring and surprising spooky noises all here. Ohh great times.
Jump faster, Pac-Man. You're about to get roasted.
Jump faster, Pac-Man. You're about to get roasted.
Just try not to break this one, huh?
Let me know if you black out Pac-Man.
Let's stop him. ZAP him, call him names, poke him with a stick. Just do something.
Look around for some way to Pierce the field Pac-Man.
Look for a way to use the entrance machinery against that machine.
More than a normal giant robot Pac-Man. 15 tons of the most state-of-the-art bad guy smooshing technology ever balanced on legs.
Move in go, go, go.
Move in go, go, go.
Nah, not from here. Atmospheric disturbance. 93% chance of catastrophic recompression. You'll come out the other end the size of a golf ball and you know stone dead as well. But get closer and I mi...
Nah, not from here. Atmospheric disturbance. 93% chance of catastrophic recompression. You'll come out the other side the size of a golf ball and you know stone dead as well. But get closer and I m...
Nasty spokes at three o'clock Pac-Man.
Natural or not, Pac-Man, you need to do it. Try to fight her and you'll be vital in our war against her.
Nice one, Pac-Man save while you've been fighting these fires, you haven't seen any. No empty boxes, marked explosives, nothing like that.
Nice work Pac-Man. You should be able to gather this cavern now.
No, my beautiful talk man Ohh. And poor Pac-Man and Clyde too.
No, no, just making sure, Orson. Force it out.
No, you didn't shut up.
No.
No.
Not ghosts. Spectral monsters. Tougher than ghosts. You'll need a power pellet.
Not good at all. If the spectral realm collapses, it'll break through to the real world. And that's the last anyone will have of kittens and chocolate and comfort and happiness and life for the for...
Not good at all. If the spectral realm collapses, it'll breakthrough to the real world. And that's the last anyone will have of kittens and chocolate and comfort and happiness for the foreseeable f...
Not so much of a planned Pac-Man as a giant robot fitted with arms that go punch a punch.
Nothing to do with bombs.
Now is your chance sitkum sitkum.
Now is your chance sitkum sitkum.
Now then Pac-Man, I've located the final siphon, but there are some slight issues.
Now watch the finish on the Spunks 1031 battle medal doesn't Polish itself.
Now you've got rid of those nasties, I can hack you into the siphon virtual system. Pac-Man, get ready.
Now you've got rid of those nasties, I can hack you into the siphons virtual system. Pac-Man, get ready.
Now's your chance, sitkum. Sitkum.
Of course they do. All in a day's work, eh? The main problem I face is the age of these schematics.
Ohh my beautiful talk man. Ohh and poor Pac-Man and Clyde too.
Ohh you're down there. You rather you than me make your way upwards. I'll try to think of some way to help.
Ohh, he's gonna feel that in the morning.
Ohh, I'm detecting a rise in energy in your sector, Pac-Man.
Ohh, I'm detecting a rise in energy in your sector, Pac-Man.
Ohh, I'm registering a significant power surge Pac-Man.
Ohh, it's a conceptual egoic plane formed from psychoplasmic vibrations. I hypothesize that it exists at right angles to your world.
Ohh, it's a conceptual egregore claim form from psychoplasmic vibrations. I hypothesize that it exists at right angles to your world.
Ohh, it's a conceptual egregore plane form from psychoplasmic vibrations. I hypothesize that it exists at right angles to your world.
Ohh, that I can help with further energy sources within Erwin's Fortress. It's near here and you have to get inside. Sorry.
Ohh, you're down there, you rather you than me. Make your way upwards. I'll try to think of some way to help.
OK, Pac-Man, there's the siphon. My scan suggests a heavy hostile presence this side. Maybe you should sneak around the back.
OK, Pac-Man, there's the siphon. My scan suggests a heavy hostile presence this side. Maybe you should sneak around the.
Or something Pac-Man.
Pac-Man Pac-Man, come in Pac-Man.
Pac-Man the ticking. You can hear the ticking now, right?
Pac-Man, can you hear me out for calling? Yellow fellow, can you hear me?
Pac-Man, can you hear me? Outpost calling. Yellow fella. Repeat, can you hear me?
Pac-Man, do you hear something?
Pac-Man, I got an online schematic of a bomb right here. Probably a completely different type of bomb, and the diagram is in the language I can't read, but it's keeping me sane. You need to get on ...
Pac-Man, I sense an energy source beneath you.
Pac-Man, my reading suggests a nearby ghost to rescue. Either that or I have spaghetti sauce in my monitor.
Pac-Man, the pillars are time locked. Move faster.
Pac-Man, wait up.
Pac-Man.
Pac-Man.
Pac-Man.
Pac-Man. Do you hear something?
Pinky, spine, Pac-Man. She can help you too. Try calling for her up ahead and see what she can do.
Please, Pac-Man, do you see a swirly thing?
Ready for interfacing Pac-Man?
Right. Good. Yes. Well, be ready for. I mean, I don't wanna panic me. Panic you? Sorry.
Right. Good. Yes. Well, um, be ready for. I mean, I didn't wanna panic me. No panic you. Sorry.
Sorry Pac-Man, but it seems as if Erwin has changed tactics. He set fire to the Gogeta towers, no doubt to create a diversion. He has a sick mind, Pac-Man.
Sorry Pac-Man, I'll give the teleporter a bit of a tweak. Now track down that ghost for me.
Sorry, I don't know why those guys didn't turn up my radar.
Spectrals. We must be getting close, Pac-Man.
Take that to you, boy Doye.
That looks like the siphon portex ahead Pac-Man.
That seems to work. Punch a punch.
That seems to work. Punch a punch.
That's enough, Clyde.
That's it. Stop him. Stop him. Call him names. Poke him with a stick. Just do something.
That's it. Stop him. ZAP him. Call him names. Poke him with a stick. Just do something.
That's the last of them, Pac-Man. Now let's get you into that siphon system real quick before anymore turn up.
That's the stuff Pac-Man haha. I've been looking forward to this bit. Get in.
That's why my power pellet dispensaries, they allow you to convert any dot you collect into useful stuff like power pellets. They work by a simple process of harmonious recombination at the molecul...
The first spectral siphon is somewhere within that structure. Find it and shut it down.
The game's up, Irwin. The boys are coming for you.
The ghost guns may be calibrated a millimeter high.
The I can't calibrate Pac-Man, the atmospheric interference from the radiation. Ohh just keep following the path. I'm not far away at all.
The jokes on you Irwin's ghosts have no ears.
The jokes on you Irwin's ghosts have no ears.
The last registered inhabitants were a group of archaeologists who were apparently studying some local caverns. But I have no life readings now. Maybe Irwin's autonomic policy enforcement mechanoid...
The only part I need is his trigger finger. Crackley. You'll see.
The only part I need is his trigger finger. Irwin. You'll see.
The only part I need is this trigger finger clang you'll see.
The only part I needs is trigger finger clag, you'll see.
The spectral monsters come from the spectral realm which is being siphoned by Erwin, which is why there been a seriously bad mood.
The spectral monsters come from the spectral realm, which is being siphoned by Irwin, which is why they're in a seriously bad mood.
The spectral monsters come from this spectral realm which is being siphoned by Erwin, which is why they're in a seriously bad mood.
The stereo doesn't work though. Bummer, huh?
The Super Stomp Pellet will seriously power up your butt bounce attack for a short while. Why don't you try it on these monsters?
The Super Stomp Pellet will seriously power up your butt bounce attack for a short while. Why don't you try it out on those monsters?
There's a minor head Pac-Man. There's a key you need in there, but Irwin knows that as well as I do.
There's no other choice. It's the only way to penetrate the defenses. Irwin is set up around the ancient temple.
There's no part of Irwin's venture that is safe, Pac-Man. Take it from me.
There's one of my power pellet dispensaries. They allow you to convert any dots you collect into useful stuff like power pellets. They work by a simple process of harmonious recombination at the mo...
These must be the caverns those archaeologists were exploring Pac-Man. Erwin's desire to siphon here must have something to do with these ancient catacombs.
They disappeared from the face of the Earth many moons ago.
They disappeared from the face of the planet many moons ago.
Think of it as a valuable learning experience.
Think of it as a valuable learning experience.
Thinking of the spectral realm has made me nostalgic. I remember paddling in the miasma seas as a little ghost, making fog castles and searching smoke pools for poppy mites. No happy times.
This cavern was one of many built by the Ancients in these mountains. They built temples everywhere. Most of them are in ruins now, of course.
This cavern was one of many built by the Ancients in these mountains. They built temples everywhere. Most of them were in ruins now, of course.
This is definitely the right way, but I'd have expected the siphon to be higher, not lower. Irwin, what is your game, Pac-Man? I'll be in touch. I have some data digging to do.
This is serious. Pac-Man Erwin Crackley is so hungry for power that he's siphoning energy from the spectral realm.
This is serious. Pac-Man Erwin is so hungry for power that he's siphoning energy from the spectral realm.
This machinery was built a long time ago. Pac-Man even I don't understand at all. You probably have to activate something else first.
This whole area was created by a race known as the Ancients Pac-Man. It hums with their power. Even though they're long dead now, the Canyon still has a life of its own.
Unhappy souls they usually hide in the darkness of the caverns beneath the spectral realm. Erwin siphoning seems to have stirred them up.
Very funny. The final siphon reading is coming from the inner compound. Make your way across the outer walls and find a way in.
Watch out behind you, Pac-Man.
We worked together once, a long time ago. I was studying the spectral realm and he wanted to create a perfect energy source. We shared some information.
Well, my last received contact from Pinky came from right at the top of this realm, so head there.
Well, my last received contact from Pinky came right at the top of this realm, so head there.
Whoa indeed.
Would you believe me if I said the whole world was in danger?
Would you believe me if I said the whole world was in danger?
Would you believe me if I said the whole world was in danger?
Yes they are. No you can't.
Yes, but they're vicious little creeps anyway, so don't feel too sorry for.
Yes, if you wish my miracles of scientific genius work like shops.
Yes, stop now, before it's too late for us all, you madman.
You even impressed me back there, Pac-Man. Next up, Irwin's fortress. It's time to beard the dragon in his lair.
You should be able to see the outpost from there. Pac-Man, hurry.
You should be able to see the outpost from there. Pac-Man, hurry.
You weren't brought up here, Pac-Man. Now get after those ghosts.
You weren't brought up here, Pac-Man. Now get after those ghosts.
You'll have to short circuit that force field somehow.
You'll need to get all the crystals charged at the same time.
You're nearing the outpost now, Pac-Man. Irwin's forces are everywhere.
Your bright yellow Pac-Man, hardly built for stealth.