Melvin O Connor soundboard (Bully) Edit

Ah, it's salty.

Ah, nuts.

Ah, the Chicago way, I see. Alright, what do you suggest?

All right.

All wrong way, idiot.

Are you done?

Are you even trying?

Arrivederci.

Avenge me.

Betrayed, vanquished, defeated. Thou art brutus.

Brilliant.

Buh-bye.

But I was wearing boots of striding.

Come over here.

Congratulations.

Could you hang out for a bit?

Did you forget how to walk?

Doctor Slaughter seems kind of sad and lonely to me.

Don't be ridiculous. Of course I have.

Don't get too cocky.

Don't tempt.

Don't worry, a cleric spell can heal you right up.

Ever been to the comic book store?

Excuse me, Sir, might I solicit your aid in a quest?

Fear not, my friend, for the cavalry is here.

Feel the wrath of nerd rage.

Fighting me is only going to make you look lame.

Follow me, good Sir.

For the love of God, will you help me out already?

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear.

Get a hold of yourself.

Get out of my way, idiot.

God.

Good day my friend.

Good day Sir.

Good Morrow.

Good, can't find D20 for saving throw.

Have you ever been to the old observatory?

Have you ever been to the principal's office?

Have you ever played a game of grottos and gremlins?

Have you fulfilled your oath?

He must have rolled real love for intelligence.

Here comes the level 5 attack.

Hey retard, watch where you're going.

Hey, give me back my bike.

Hey, I was watching that.

Hey, settle down.

Hey, thanks, Jim.

Hey, you wanna play crudos and Kremlin sometime?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hmm.

Hola.

Holy moly.

How could you be this bad?

How do you do, my lady?

I apologize, but a game master's work is never done. I'll see you around.

I calculated my odds to be better than that.

I can't believe I won.

I can't believe we won.

I can't wait to get out of here.

I carry a D20 on me everywhere I go.

I could really use your help with this.

I don't know what came over me. I'm sorry.

I don't understand why more people don't play RPG's.

I don't understand. Your strike against the jocks has only incensed them. They hurt us more than ever before.

I feel like my head is going to explode.

I guess they're not teaching walking in the special kid classes yet.

I guess you guys really are that dumb.

I hate that jerk.

I hate this stupid thing.

I hear there's an insane asylum around here where they do experiments on kids who get expelled from bullworth.

I heard jocks don't have to go to school on Fridays.

I heard someone from our school helped the town kids wreck our campus.

I heard that Ted is so dumb he flunked kindergarten twice.

I heard that the old observatory is haunted and that everyone should stay away from.

I just want this to be over with.

I knew we'd win.

I know where Johnny Vincent went. He's in a nuthouse getting illegal experiments performed on him.

I know who the culprit is.

I need you to do me this favor.

I really didn't mean that.

I saw the whole thing, if you want to know who did.

I think I hurt my hand. I'm gonna take off.

I think I might have Bo.

I think I might spend too much time playing RPG's.

I think I've had enough. I'll see you later.

I thought retards were supposed to wear helmets?

I thought we had a chance there.

I was just playing.

I will avenge you.

I wish I had a Unicorn.

I wish I was a Centaur.

I wonder if girls will ever like me.

I wonder if they carry battle togs.

I would they're congregating by the football field.

I'll give you whatever you want, just stop.

I'll never do your homework again.

I'm casting a haste spell. Soon I'll be moving so fast you won't be able to see my attacks.

I'm furious.

I'm going to say it slow so you'll understand me. You are not wanted here.

I'm gonna go snicker. Snack on your rear end with my vopel sword.

I'm so not worth your time.

I'm so sure.

I'm sorry I let you guys down.

I'm sorry, but I can't go on any further.

I'm sorry, but I cannot delay my quest to save the Princess from the Dragon clan any longer.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

I'm such a fat mess.

I'm surprised you know so many words, Jimmy.

I'm the big winner, yeah.

I'm the President of the G&G club.

I'm tired of doing your stupid homework.

I'm your superior in every way.

I've once spent thirty straight hours playing GNG.

I've written better.

Idiot.

If my Bo doesn't get you, my fist will.

If only I could find a way to free them, I could begin to build my arm.

If the rumor about kids cheating is true, that's really gonna screw up the curve.

If you don't mind.

If you're so tough, why don't you come back over here?

In the world of G&GI am known as Zurlon, a God like level 30 L fighter slash Sorcerer.

Internal organs bleeding. Ohh, life signs fading. Beam me aboard.

Is it just me, or does Mr. Galloway seem a bit off to you?

It is felt like ages since I've seen you last.

It'll get better one day.

It's charisma. You're dumb stat jerk.

It's only a flesh wound.

Kill yourself already.

Kudos to you.

Laughing

Layoff the sweets the balloons.

Learn how to walk. Genius.

Leave me alone, Jimmy.

Leave me alone.

Let's make this fun just anyone have a sword or Mace?

Look, it's a new preppy wannabe.

Looks like you failed your saving throw.

Magic missile attack.

Maybe if I ignore him, he'll walk away.

Moron.

My dad calls me daddy's little embarrassment because I'm not good at sports.

No way. I won.

No, Sir, not yet.

No.

Not again.

Not fair.

Of course I lost.

Of course you'd think that.

Offer the right award and I will aid you in your quest.

Oh my God, I hope that's a candy bar.

Oh, oh, right in my Jabberwocky.

Oh, that's too bad.

Ohh God ohh I think I'm gonna put.

Ohh it hurts.

Ohh need resurrection scroll. Ohh.

Ohh that's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Ohh the whoa. The jocks have been persecuting us relentlessly, relentlessly.

Ohh this is never going to end.

Ohh, gross.

Ohh, please call a cleric. I need a healing spell.

Ohh, that was disgusting.

Ohh, you're way smarter than I am.

Ooh, who's that sexy man?

Oops, I need to watch where I'm going.

Pardon me, for I need your trusty steed.

Pardon me, good Sir.

Please don't do this.

Please let me be.

Please tell me you didn't pay for that.

Proudest shocks have started loitering about the comic book shop.

Quit being a cry baby.

Read it.

Say it. Don't spray.

Sayonara.

Scatter them over the football field.

See you next fall.

Shut up. Do you want to get your butt kicked by a nerd?

Sir Melvin is ready to age you if the rewards are fair.

So I was thinking.

So it looks like the preps and the greasers are finally gonna have a.

So the big tough guy is going to pick on a nerd, is that it?

So what? You beat a nerd? Big deal.

Someone told me that you can get an A in gym class if you beat someone up in front of Mr. Burton.

Sometimes I have trouble telling what is real and what is fake anymore.

Sorry.

Suck less noob.

Sucks to be you.

Sure thing. I'll get your back.

Sweet Christmas that stinks.

Sweet.

Take it easy.

Thank God they're not hitting me.

Thank you.

Thank you. I will reward you handsomely.

That guy is going to get a vicious payback one day.

That hurts just looking at.

That is so wrong.

That was very foolish, because you can only cast that spell once before you forget it.

That's cool.

That's exactly what I need.

The game master has a quest for you.

The guys from my G Club have got the check this out.

The usual fee.

There is no way I'm going to lose.

There's gotta be some sort of secret entrance out of this place, because how else is everyone sneaking out of here at night?

There's no way I'm going to win. I mean you. There's no way you are going to win.

These wandering monsters are preventing me from purchasing the most recent grottos and gremlins expansion sets.

This feels so good dude. This is someone else for a change.

This is for you.

This is so much more fun on this side of the face.

This is so sad.

This is very sweet of you.

This is why I hate the real world.

This makes me so mad.

This place just keeps getting worse and worse.

This school is so pathetic.

Uh, I have to go. I have an AV club meeting to attend to.

UNGUARDED!

Very funny.

Very mature.

Vomiting

Wanna give me a hand?

Was that an ORC or a jock? I think I might be losing my grasp on reality.

We are going to destroy you.

We are so rad.

We got this thing.

We stink.

We've located the layer of the British jocks. If you drive them off, we'll reward you handsome.

Welcome to the bottom of the food chain.

Well, hey there, Jimmy.

Well, that sucks.

What a disgrace.

What do you want?

What else is new?

What kind of store doesn't carry wizard hats?

What was that for?

What, you don't think I'll hit you because I'm a nerd?

What?

What's up, Jimmy?

Whatever I own, you can have it. Just don't do this.

Whatever, lame brain.

When I see you again, you're dead.

Where are my rings of protection when I need them?

Where's my coke of invisibility when I meet?

Who has time for real jobs? I just spent the last 8 hours making arrows in a video game.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Why are you prepping kids? Just leave us alone.

Why did I even bother?

Will this ever end?

Will you quit?

Would King Arthur refuse Lancelot?

Wow. Who did that?

Wowzers.

Yeah, I already know that.

Yeah, Jimmy.

Yeah, well, you're a level 23 jerk.

Yeah.

Yes, excellent plan. That should really teach them.

You are a really good guy.

You call that art?

You can't beat me.

You can't get away from me, for I am wearing my boots of striding.

You cannot harm me, for I am wearing my rings of protection.

You guys don't stand a chance.

You have earned it. And don't forget about the wenches.

You have no code of honor.

You idiot. Dropouts never learn.

You need to go the other way.

You really are gullible, aren't you?

You really do stink.

You really shouldn't cut your own hair.

You recovered my precious documents. Thank you, Sir. You are a noble man indeed.

You returned so soon.

You wanna fight? Let's go. I'm wearing my boots of ass kickers.

You you don't wanna fight me. Uh, you might break a sweat and then your clothes will get all soggy.

You'll always be stupid.

You're a moron, Jimmy.

You're dead, bandersnatch my boots of striding. Grant me super speed.

You're dumb even for a chimp.

You're such a jerk.

You're such a jerk.

You're such an idiot. There is no way that is true.

You're the coolest kid at this school.

Your best bet is to shut up now before I jam my D20 up your nose.

Your protection shield safeguards you for now, but I am a powerful sorcerer and will one day have my revenge.

Your quest is not complete, knave.

Your quest, young Jimmy, is perilous, but the rewards are glorious.

Zip it, Jimmy, or suffer my wrath.