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Theo Von Soundboard

Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, YouTuber, and actor. He is the host of the This Past Weekend podcast and former co-host of The King and the Sting podcast. He was born March 19, 1980.
See also: Konstantin Kisin, Theo, Bobby Lee, Erik Griffin, Theo von Brockhusen, and Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour.

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At Least You're Out Here Making Money For Your Family
He Don't Give A Fuck About Me
I Dare you To Eat Black Women Dude, She'll Be Pissed
I Don't Drive Taxi Bruh
I Don't Even Wanna Feel Good
I Don't Want To Die In The Wrong Shoes You Know
I Grew Up In My Neighborhood
I Stayed Up All Night Watching Nancy Grace
It Was Awesome Bruh
It Was Hectic Sometimes
My Friends Are Alcoholics And I'm Competitive
My Whole Life Has Just Been Constant Struggle
She Just Looks Like A Liar To Me
What Do They Put In It, Cigaretṭes?
What The Fuck, Dude?
When I Really Think Back Of My Life I felt Uncomfortable
Where The Fuck Is The Driver Bro?
You're High On Cocaine But At Least You Are Working